my bad about the slime farm

The fact where branzy is the least deadliest player and some how has the most heart is just pure irony

Oh my gosh, it got deadlier. Also, Midmysticx's line about "I feel like I just sold my soul to the devil."😆 It's funny how one of the "least deadliest players" on the server literally has people indebted to him.

this was my favourite one by far especially because it’s an awesome call back W BranzyCraft W Carnival

At this point, Branzy can make anything deadly

I love how the chicken machine returns. This is my favorite murder machine.

The entire server: racing all achievements for 30 max hearts cap Branzy:

I love how defeated 4C and Midmystic sounded when Branzy just told them to get to work 😂

At this point chickens have more kills than Clownpierce.

Branzy literally has infinite hearts. Any other person on the server, Lifesteal would end the season due to exploitation. However, its Branzy, so he doesnt use it for evil

I swear, if Branzy doesn't release a map with the whole carnival, im gonna destroy everything

I like to think that Patchs is a symbiote where the patch controls any villiger it gets placed on, as Patchs asked Branzy to hold his patch before getting his ankles snapped like a white woman making spaghetti.

I love that fact that branzy is the "least deadly player on the dealiest server" yet he always manages to get people to do the work for him. Oh and the moment where Patches was just accending while Branzy was looking for him was very funny. I love this project and your content!

At this point i am convinced that the more that people call you harmless the more diabolical the next attraction is

ah yes lifesteal the server where people avoid all traps but willing walk into a death machine

I just love how the server admin trusts branzy knowing he has murdered lots of players multiple times with his death machines😂

All the other life steal members: uprisings, rebellions, overthrowing This guy: some silly shenanigans

KFC would hire this guy

Branzy: An entire flock of murder hens decide who lives who dies The entire cast of Hamilton: who tells your story

The "of course it was rekrap" KILLED ME 💀

THE KENTUCKY FRIEND KILLERR.

Branzy is like... the most powerful person on this SMP at this point. He's got what, 2 people under a soul binding contract, more than 30 hearts, and 3 killer machines.

This is SO AMAZING to see something I've created get such great attention! I really loved seeing everyone have so much fun trying it out, and your chicken addition is incredibly hilarious! Awesome job! :D Would you be cool with sharing a link to my video for it as well? I've noticed a few people asking for world downloads, which my video does have a link for too. Either way, I really appreciate being a part of this!

For a server genre that usually ends up being a toxic clickbait drama farm, it's nice to see one where everyone involved is genuinely having a great time. Great job.

The power over life and death on the tip of a chicken's beak is glorious

i love how branzy just kills patches out of the grave and makes him still help him

5:56 4C: Doing something very weird Branzy and Mid: ok…

He had to but “again” this is how we know Branzy is amazing

PATCHESSSSSS NOOOOOOO😢. Tip to self he died more than 5 times for the past few videos

Branzy building more DEADLY machines is both funny and expected

A petition to get Branzy to Hermitcraft:

so glad gort is getting recognised, he's awesome and in the hitchhikers smp, that launcher is known to kill people

Branzy's transitions to the subscribe part are always the best lol

If I had a nickel for every time Brandy made a murder machine with chickens...

Branzy is singlehandedly carrying the entire lifesteal smp

I adore how the server administrator still has faith in Branzo despite the fact that he has repeatedly killed many gamers with his death machines.

KFC chickens get REVENGE, what happens next is SHOCKING!

Branzy is the only one on whom's channel I would have expected to see this.

i love how branzy went full 'smart deadly' this season

Cool, anyways here’s a cookie recipe - 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened - 1 cup granulated sugar - 1 cup packed brown sugar - 2 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 3 cups all-purpose flour - 1 teaspoon baking soda - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 2 cups chocolate chips Instructions: 1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). 2. In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until light and fluffy. 3. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract. 4. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Gradually add this dry mixture to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. 5. Stir in the chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the dough. 6. Drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto ungreased baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart. 7. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown. The centers may still appear slightly undercooked, but they will firm up as they cool. 8. Transfer onto a drying rack. 9. Wait until room temperature to eat to prevent burning your mouth or hands, and enjoy!

Sandiction is so gonna get stitches if he snitches XD

This guy went from making the internet to a deadly chicken farm that can kill anything… that is everything other than cats and iron golems… for some reason they don’t take any fall damage.

Reddons giving clucker his meat is the funniest part

I love how they went from being forced to doing labor to just hanging out and having fun really quick.

Branzy is the only person keeping Lifesteal alive.

Brandy you should name your carnival. Carn-evil

The sheer power emanating from the build alone would be enough to crush empires.

Branzy, there is one thing you have failed to see: slow falling. They can hide their slow falling potion and milk bucket in their inventory and get rid of any proof that they used cheats!

this is the best series on the channel dude

Branzy is the best lifestealer +how is minutetech is on 11 hearts💀(I guess mapicc and zam farmed him)

This is great Branzy!! Well done for all the good work!!

Literally everyone else on the server : ⚔️⚔️🗡️🗡️ betrayal,hearts trap Branzy : Chicky kills people

Back again with killing people tirelessly with player hungry chickens

Branzy seriously you are like a Mad Scientist. And I am all about it. Such a cool build. Loved the video.

First it was DantDM and Dr. Trayarus, and now it's Branzy and Patches. Time sure goes by fast

"this is a chicken powered murder machine" man not again "well actually this is the v2 version" YOOOOOO

Good job you made me have nightmares about chickens

BRANZYYYYY CONTENT OMG How does he make everything deadly??? HIS IMAGINATION IS TOO STRONG

YESSSSSS that one two years ago is still one of my top 3 favorite Branzy videos and now there’s a V2!!!

i just recently started rewatching branzy and it had made me laugh so much and i cant wait to see the rest of the series

The chicken finally AVENGED the players.

I have your first recommendation. Our content is similar.😍

Loving this multi part series, it’s fun to see all the pieces of the carnival come together!

I love this series so much

Damm Branzy how many of these do you need??? 🤔🤔🤔

THE KENTUCKY FRIEND KILLERR

3:34 "Someone... Stole... My slime!?" (nailed it)

Bro branzys gotta be the most underrated youtuber bro puts all of his time to do stuff and doesent have a million subs thats a crime

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 29:07

Scary chicken of my nightmares

The original version was actually my first video that I saw of yours! 😊 you haven’t changed since! I love Your videos Branzy! ❤

Reddoons definitely have a gambling addiction 😭💀

Anyway, here is a lobster recipe! Prepare the Lobsters: Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Grasp each lobster firmly and plunge headfirst into the boiling water. Cook for 8-10 minutes until shells turn bright red. Remove lobsters from water and let them cool slightly. Once cool enough to handle, crack the shells and remove the meat. Cut the lobster meat into bite-sized pieces and set aside. Prepare the Truffle Infusion: In a small bowl, whisk together the black truffle oil, truffle butter, chives, parsley, white truffle salt, and lemon zest until well combined. Set aside. Prepare the Lobster Butter Sauce: In a saucepan over medium heat, add the white wine and shallots. Cook until the wine has reduced by half. Stir in the heavy cream and lobster stock, and bring to a simmer. Reduce the heat to low and whisk in the chilled butter cubes, a few at a time, until the sauce is smooth and velvety. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Keep warm. Assembly: In a large skillet, heat the clarified butter over medium heat. Add the minced garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add the lobster meat to the skillet and sauté for 2-3 minutes until heated through. Drizzle with fresh lemon juice and season with salt and pepper. Final Touches: Arrange the sautéed lobster pieces on a serving platter. Generously drizzle the truffle infusion over the lobster. Pour the warm lobster butter sauce over the lobster pieces, ensuring each piece is coated in the luxurious sauce. Garnish with chopped chives and, if desired, sprinkle with edible gold flakes for a truly extravagant presentation. Serve immediately, accompanied by your choice of sides such as roasted asparagus, garlic mashed potatoes, or a delicate arugula salad. Enjoy your decadent Lobster Extravaganza, a true culinary masterpiece that will leave your guests in awe!

Only people who saw the original chicken murder machine video can like this comment.

Branzy is the only person who'd give out so many hearts just to be lazy and still somehow be wholesome

Everything branzy touches becomes DEADLY

Chicken chain👇

Under a hour team 👇

branzy went from selling his soul to the devil to buying peoples souls as the devil

branzy just wanted to say i was bored on a saturday afternoon and seeing your vid made me very excited and happy great vid keep it up

No views in 1 millisecond? Fell off

Wealth,fame,power. Bran D. Zy had achieved everything this world has to offer. His dying words would lead countless players to his mushroom island. “Want my hearts, you can have them. You just have to survive my deadly carnival games” The world has truly entered LifeSteal SMP Season 5!

The only thing deadly is Branzy’s dedication to make wholesome Lifesteal videos and end the wars ❤

I remember when he first uploaded the first chicken machine. This is gonna be good

"it looks so cool, wait untill there is a giant chicken on top of it" 🤣

This video made my day thank you brandy your my favorite Minecraft KZfaq this video has made my day better bc I'm sick.

The perfect one-liner: Player Launch High, Land Right or Die

Branzy is probably the most creative out of everyone in lifesteal.He doesnt do sweaty videos like "How i became the knig of this server" or something like that,he comes up with new concepts other than just killing others directly and calling it a video.

i love how whilst you're doing this wembu is crating orbital cannons to destroy the entire server

For such a great video Branzy, you've earned my subscription.

Patches is to branzy what branzy is to clownpierce

The sequel we never knew we needed.

I think that brandy makes the most interesting Minecraft cont creator because of his originality

Funniest moment in season 5😂 Redoons “ yeah I gave him my meat can you say the same” Jumper “ I can not actually”

Branzy: "Am I not a threatening person?" Me: "You threaten with your builds, but nobody cares about your builds on Lifesteal. Except they kill better than ClownPierce. But nobody cares. So yeah. But I care. I love your builds."

Best machine by far. Would love to see this be a Branzy special if you do something similar to the killer carnival.

Brazys the only person who has the will power to build all of these 💀💀

It's predictable and hilarious that Branzy is constructing more DEADLY devices.

10:06 I KNEW IT AS SOON AS HE SWITCHED THE VILLAGER

Cpmm could stand for a lot of things Branzy…