I Built a HEART Factory in Minecraft

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5 ай бұрын

Lifesteal may be the deadliest server in Minecraft, but as they say, if you can't beat 'em... build a giant Heart factory so they at least can't ban you from the server... or something like that.
Hope you like it :)
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• Branzy's Official Them...
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@Branzy 5 ай бұрын

So many hearts… so little time before I lose them by being murdered repeatedly… what should I do with them??

@Kingof_anime69 5 ай бұрын

@batscove 5 ай бұрын

Make a series of puzzles to troll the others with the reward being some hearts

@Kingof_anime69 5 ай бұрын

I love your vids

@user-yc7wy4vf1i 5 ай бұрын

hello, i think you should try to survive 10000 zombies...

@ishaanpandey4748 5 ай бұрын

Do a PvP match against clownpierce with 20 hearts and have him have like 10 with three rounds. It would be an amazing video like" I battled Minecraft's most deadly assassin" or something like that

@yellowdicesam 5 ай бұрын

Branzy is proof that you don’t need any sweaty pvp tactics or Clownpierce’s skills to make some of the best videos on Lifesteal

@musicwithatharv 5 ай бұрын

Branzy*

@CheeseFriesVanillaIceCream 5 ай бұрын

Fax

@G.O.A.TEDITS1 5 ай бұрын

Yeah

@yellowdicesam 5 ай бұрын

@@musicwithatharv lmao autocorrect did me dirty on that one. I’ve edited it :)

@musicwithatharv 5 ай бұрын

@@yellowdicesam :)

@user-ln2yl8my2m 5 ай бұрын

Branzy truly said “man I keep losing hearts might as well make them lose money”

@d3lta971 5 ай бұрын

yo kirby is spitinn facts

@Lirby_12-. 2 ай бұрын

I like your profile pic

@marcjacobfaa5024 4 ай бұрын

6:57 Branzy👴:well that's too damn bad you keep digging! C4:is this legal?

@youraverageKoolGaemplayer 5 күн бұрын

Yes

@w1ld163 4 ай бұрын

The “what just happened?” At 8:42 is so sweet!

@Yeetyoach Ай бұрын

@xdCoolbro-kq6dk 9 күн бұрын

Bah bah baaaah

@DRkn3ss_ 5 ай бұрын

Branzy is the only lifesteal KZfaqr to tackle child labor

@FireBallT073 5 ай бұрын

So far

@user-xs6qw1nh5f 5 ай бұрын

True

@legendaryleeXD 5 ай бұрын

Probably the only one old enough to enforce child labor laws

@florahuang5923 5 ай бұрын

Yeah the factory was practically the promised never land in Minecraft 😂

@slyassassin8012 4 ай бұрын

youre black

@mariahuynh5499 3 ай бұрын

Branzy writing

@Dottore_is_hot 8 күн бұрын

WAIT WHEN????

@MrIvySaur321 5 күн бұрын

@@Dottore_is_hot at 18:34 you can see a

@enclaveheavytrooper9258 2 ай бұрын

3:03 Man discovers engineering, goes absolutely feral

@Lamboning 5 ай бұрын

I would absolutely love to see a Mumbo and Branzy collab

@turtlegamer9818 5 ай бұрын

yes

@imMittensKitten 5 ай бұрын

that would be cool

@Rabbitolucas200. 5 ай бұрын

same!

@ZomBoy-tn4dw 5 ай бұрын

yes

@Kittencaboodle16 5 ай бұрын

Huh I want to watch mumbo

@that_one_guy_with_the_face 5 ай бұрын

Its crazy how everyone else on the server goes into these massive wars with crazy backstorys then branzys like: so i made a factory which automates the most valuble resource on the server using machines and *child labor*

@StefVermeer 17 күн бұрын

😂

@scascspong5600 5 ай бұрын

6:44 "“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”

@TCKHeroVR 4 ай бұрын

“I’m tired grandpa!” “That’s too damn bad! Keep digging!” Had me on the floor😂

@xxKashi 5 ай бұрын

Im gonna be completely honest here, Branzy is the flashiest minecraft youtuber ever. instead of simply creating just a heart farm, he created a whole ass beautiful factory just for the sake of it, and lets be honest, thats one hella flashy way to get hearts.

@SimpliiMxdnight 4 ай бұрын

A bot completely copied your comment

@fishingmann 4 ай бұрын

@@SimpliiMxdnight Are you sure he isnt the bot?

@fishingmann 4 ай бұрын

Oh, he isnt i found the bot's comment

@xxKashi 4 ай бұрын

@@fishingmann you're damn right. If you rlly thought i was a bot i was abt to lose it- ive been called a bot twice this week-

@giornos_dirty_socks 4 ай бұрын

Lol is this a tengen refrence???

@yellowdicesam 5 ай бұрын

Imagine this in the new update though, where the ingredients could be sorted and auto-crafted with the new crafter and brought straight into the heart bank

@star_shot 5 ай бұрын

very well a possibility with it being so close

@Lime_is_LushOFFICIAL 5 ай бұрын

That would be crazy

@Davis_Diamond 5 ай бұрын

Fax

@Meme_Egg. 5 ай бұрын

you broke the one comment rule

@Soom173 5 ай бұрын

@Ty_pix That’s Not Him

@snarffles5687 5 ай бұрын

Hopefully none of the others find out about this factory Branzy, otherwise you’ll get stolen from agai- Branzy: Invites princezam

@foreveryours717 11 күн бұрын

Lol

@nsabri1978 3 ай бұрын

17:40 That was the best cut I have ever seen like seriously

@hudsoncooper8913 5 ай бұрын

I love how branzy goes from "I TOLD YOU TO DIG" to building techinical tunnel bores and tnt cannons

@SpaynjXD 5 ай бұрын

19:09 “And like the fountain of youth we have our first little underplayed worker!” Ashwag joined the game

@Hahahahahahah.Madeyoulookhahah Ай бұрын

Lol

@konstick66-pepeland60 5 ай бұрын

Everyone is talking about the great content, and while that's true, it is a staple of this channel. The sick montage, on the other hand, is relatively new and us just mind blowing. I had no idea where the cut was after Branzy closed and reopened the door, since the commentary felt live on one hand but persistet through a transition. Great work, Branzy, best montage I've seen in a while

@AptSaturn 4 ай бұрын

I only noticed the transition because of the weathered copper.

@Jayfether1767 2 күн бұрын

I love how he shows the blue prints! Also Branzy works so hard to be lazy I love it. Life goals. Also, also. I love Brandy’s new builds, they look awesome!

@aprilrolls 5 ай бұрын

Child labour W 🙏🙏🙏🙏

@ZzStyles2741 5 ай бұрын

No way bro said that

@aadainkeroinen8696 5 ай бұрын

I support Branzy no matter what he says

@FNAFsurveillance 5 ай бұрын

Child labor🍷🗿

@F1XN1X 4 ай бұрын

And child abuse

@Titankosovo 4 ай бұрын

What

@Uncle_Phio 5 ай бұрын

If you look closely you can see that Branzy put a

@mariahuynh5499 3 ай бұрын

Noticed that too! Clownzy

@chrisfacchiano7356 5 ай бұрын

This build is so creative!!! I love this so much!! Whenever people find a way to make something like a factory/farm look cool and unique like launching the ingredients to you or the conveyer belts or heart counter simply for the reason of it looking cool and unique is my favorite

@Amiistice 5 ай бұрын

6:30 lol poor 4C. child labor was not the only form of labor to be exploited.

@piglee511 5 ай бұрын

Branzy fr makes lifesteal not boring to watch throughout the seasons!

@RoseyTeadyBear 5 ай бұрын

Absolutely agree @piglee511

@wemmbumc 5 ай бұрын

Can I have some hearts

@Branzy 5 ай бұрын

Boom, hearted :)

@St4r.Light. 4 ай бұрын

Lol

@_Axel_12_ Ай бұрын

Ok ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@neoheist420 22 күн бұрын

@calebgamer2000 21 күн бұрын

lol

@iglassica 5 ай бұрын

he sounds so happy when he does a clutch :) 7:35

@angelaames4987 Ай бұрын

7:32

@Average_Guy_ 5 ай бұрын

there are so many underrated minecraft youtubers like this, the amount of effort put into these videos is just unreal.

@mushybmb 5 ай бұрын

Branzy's videos are like catchy song, they're good and you keep watching them but the moment you actually pay close attention to the lyrics..that's a whole new story

@imMittensKitten 5 ай бұрын

XDD

@Zer0se_ 5 ай бұрын

Wtf kind of lyrics would be in his videos? you make no sense

@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas 5 ай бұрын

@@Zer0se_"No factory is complete without a moat of toxic waste", forced work, child labour.

@Zer0se_ 5 ай бұрын

@@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas reading too much into it. It's not that deep

@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas 5 ай бұрын

@@Zer0se_ Agreed

@AshishXMC 5 ай бұрын

"This server has been stealing my hearts for years" I love how amazing it is to take these quotes out of topic.

@AbhemPandey 2 ай бұрын

If anyone cares about the transition at 7:39, the frame it happens is somewhere at 7:41. start at 7:40, use the < and > key, until you find it. it's right after the last frame with the unoxidized copper block.

@eliaramouz2587 4 ай бұрын

Branzy: Child labor (was) something that humans (did). My country: we never stopped.

@jacobmcrae2976 5 ай бұрын

7:00 that meme is from the movie "holes" if anyone wanted to know:)

@Ren-hh1dd 5 ай бұрын

Branzy when the autocrafter comes out:

@tumaos_hohoho 4 ай бұрын

Branzy is incredibly wholesome. Even in an SMP like the Lifesteal SMP with lots of traps and killing, he still manages to keep a very much positive and calm attitude in this masterpiece of a factory and video. Absolutely fantastic!

@vorbibben 5 ай бұрын

13:50 HOLY COW I WAS NOT EXPECTING SUCH AN INCREDIBLE TRANSITION

@Maxwe264 5 ай бұрын

3:11 Don’t you need those for your thousands of hearts

@frogstories329 5 ай бұрын

6:40 THATS TOO DAMN BAD KEEP DIGGIN’

@yossipreger 5 ай бұрын

Also he would have an auto crafter instead of just shooting out the ingredients

@user-vd1xw3st7u 2 ай бұрын

I gotta say, that edit at the simpler to smelter is so good

@ThatGuytgf 8 күн бұрын

“O look trash” proceeds to throw out diamonds😂

@tango2831 5 ай бұрын

17:40 holy frik this was the cleanest cut ive ever seen i didnt even realized that the copper blocks oxidized in the first few seconds

@user-wz3hi6yf4o 5 ай бұрын

Hey thanks for the Old English at 1:42, very nice touch! Note: the edit was just fixing the timestamp because I somehow got it wrong the first time.

@gummyreboot3925 Ай бұрын

That copper transition was so smooth I couldn’t even see it in 0.25 speed, keep it up!

@crack_gamerzog 4 ай бұрын

Firstly I wanna say the video and editing was awesome ❤And the attention to detail you have put in your factory.hats off to you man! Great job❤❤Loved it really❤

@Bionium01 5 ай бұрын

I love how Branzy makes it seem that the outcome will be negative only for it to twist. Like how he made his teammate mine sand and the totem chests. I love it ❤

@inspectoryes-fi7zd 5 ай бұрын

5:47 One of the smoothest transitions ive ever seen in minecraft Edit: Got further into the video. Definitely the best transitions ive seen.

@dancvrsbyjen 4 ай бұрын

the fact that in the beginning of the vid he said he needed thousands of diamonds and then proceeds to throw diamonds into lava minutes later still makes me laugh, i love you branzy, your humor and entertainment you put in videos seriously makes my day!

@white12557 3 ай бұрын

i love the movie "holes" reference. XD love ya branzy, best youtuber ever !!!

@Heil-Is-Here 5 ай бұрын

Anyone else noticed on ClownPierce's sign there is a

@NorthofTheWoods 5 ай бұрын

13:56 transition was cleaner than soap

@snowtijger933 4 ай бұрын

7:06 best moments fr wild slavery

@Vault-Lad Ай бұрын

This is one of the best Minecraft channels I’ve seen in a while, the way everything is formatted and edited it just a beautiful formula

@deathafternoon6 5 ай бұрын

the 'clutch... i did it!' was so wholesome omg 🥺

@Trabowne 5 ай бұрын

I love how branzy can make lifesteal content without any pvp or fighting, but still make such good content.

@sabersight908 5 ай бұрын

this is some top notch ;P video quality also amazing that you mention all the people you got ideas or "borrowed" builds from xD

@MS_4S1ST10 18 күн бұрын

I saw the the sign on Clownpierces's Armor of Shame and it has a "

@Manycreature525 5 ай бұрын

Even though his videos take a while for him to post, his videos are absolutely fire

@ACupCakeGod 5 ай бұрын

agreed

@nolanmcnellis8553 5 ай бұрын

I kinda think he used creative. He was at level 838 and then said he mined copper. After mining all those stacks his level didn’t change once?

@ghostlyboos6864 4 ай бұрын

@@nolanmcnellis8553 copper doesn’t drop EXP you know.

@JustAnotherOne4 5 ай бұрын

branzy just does not care about the stock market he will pump it to its fullest

@pati1943 4 ай бұрын

0:34 Thank you so much for including Em

@monkeyanimationsofficial 23 күн бұрын

i love the modern minecraft youtuber mindset of making a huge farm for any minor inconvenience

@SnivyClawitzer 5 ай бұрын

the fact that they actually donated those copper is pretty wholesome

@astrea_yt 5 ай бұрын

Most people: Use tunnel-bores to mine for diamonds *Branzy:* Tosses said diamonds into lava By the way, I'd love to know how you make the schematics that show the amount of materials on your build. (Just to be clear, I don't mean a mod like Litematica, but the ones that pop up on the screen when you're telling us about the builds.)

@ppppssssrrrrr 4 ай бұрын

when he tossed them into lava i legit said "branzy. you need those."

@whiteiscool9456 7 күн бұрын

Branzy: Needs diamonds for hearts Also Branzy: Throws diamonds in lava

@gamergamen7848 4 ай бұрын

Ur the first person on KZfaq I’ve ever seen to know and us darks genius designs, it has hurt my soul seeing sb737 building a that thing by cubic. I love to see that, u earned a like and sub.

@neon14949 5 ай бұрын

17:45 the copper changed that means he was BUSY

@brodawgyt 5 ай бұрын

This might be coolest thing I have ever seen. It really is so wonderfully built and it shows your skills immensely. Excellent job, Branzy! That is a lot of commitment to build that.

@elliottenglish2388 5 ай бұрын

I love that holes reference! Good job on this masterpeice.

@Axofish10 4 ай бұрын

7:02 "is this legal?" my response was "is theft legal?"

@Meche_man 5 ай бұрын

Branzy's transitions are sooo smooth, i gotta admit

@Warden918-xo2ko 5 ай бұрын

You aint never lied

@yeetboie64 5 ай бұрын

17:37 is crazy

@Jayprub 5 ай бұрын

branzy always sounds like a radio host, even when he is talking to his friend off camera

@hbpencil8568 5 ай бұрын

the way that ally turned around when you gave it a sword pricless!! i love your vids

@tektonuniverse3662 9 күн бұрын

6:47 “I shall not steal from Branzy, he is weak and poor and kind” 😂😂😂

@cr7king784 5 ай бұрын

0:35 nice to see branzy shout outing small channels like cookiegod

@ShreddyZ1 5 ай бұрын

Its rare to be good at building and then also be good at redstone, Im decent my self but you are outstanding Branzy being a redstone master and master builder. Id love if you made tutorials or schematics of your builds. I love the item launcher and the whole build its self. Please make a tutorial on the whole build in different videos and make a series of this build. :0 :0 :)

@Kaylin9087 4 ай бұрын

I found this channel two hours ago. Needless to say this has been one of the happiest two hours of my life :)

@kookiekitty4866 5 ай бұрын

3:17 - who else noticed how brandy threw away diamonds when he needs so many? 😅

@Kichuplayz 5 ай бұрын

Dude are you 2 years old

@SkibidiToilet-or1fx 3 ай бұрын

@@Kichuplayz ???

@PlayerGamez4 Ай бұрын

@@Kichuplayz he meant that he needed diamonds for the hearts to craft

@Daxtin2016 5 ай бұрын

6:54 was my favrout thing i force minecraff vilage do to

@user-ml4rq6dl1j 4 ай бұрын

Nah the Allay Chasing him with Patches Got me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Awes0meBadger23 4 ай бұрын

I love the holes reference! That is such an underrated movie and book!

@Angelic_Dream708 5 ай бұрын

In all honesty the transitions in this video are smoother than Patches' forehead

@AroMangle 5 ай бұрын

Damn 💀

@imMittensKitten 5 ай бұрын

:0 ...um.

@Eclipseo68 5 ай бұрын

change the groomer pfp

@br0k3n_url 5 ай бұрын

change ur pfp from the stinky racist groomer

@Zelq. 5 ай бұрын

Wow

@grsefdydh98 5 ай бұрын

18:35 The number of times Clown killed branzy is a ❤ 💀💀💀

@EliWann1 Ай бұрын

Love your work man keep it up🔥🔥🔥

@StevenRubiksCuber 5 күн бұрын

6:56 that is the best sentence i have ever heard branzy say

@SupernovaXD_ 5 ай бұрын

I love that this guy made a heart factory and cares so much about the exterior.

@liamsherm 5 ай бұрын

5:52 that transition was insane love it bro

@s0livagant_ 2 ай бұрын

6:37 CACKLING HAVFHARHABB😭😭😭

@donnovanash2334 4 ай бұрын

There was another name for the mineing cannon, there was a specific design made for 2 axis mining called the infinibore, and it was completely modular, it just took an almost exponentially larger time to run for the area it cleared

@HopeGloriaCatz 5 ай бұрын

3:51 for some reason i found your ad very funny and watched it over like ten times lol

@JadenAllen 5 ай бұрын

#10 on trending?!? Congrats branzy, definitely well deserved!

@HalfHalf759 4 ай бұрын

I luv how branzy spent so much time finding a design for the deep slate miner and he only used it for like 10 minutes cuz of how efficient it was

@Viridian02 5 ай бұрын

prolly one of the sickest vids ive seen from lifesteal

@DogHoldsController 5 ай бұрын

5:40 the llama is on the mushroom there just vibing

@Bubbles_theduck 4 ай бұрын

Ikr-

@elemenoinc 5 ай бұрын

Keep it up branzy you always find a way to please us

@williams5595 Ай бұрын

I watched this wall, I was sick, and it brightened my day, Branzy

@Fey-kin3-wp7un Ай бұрын

Amazing transition bro one of the best I've seen

@SirShmoopyYT 5 ай бұрын

I would like to see Branzy's statistics on wandering traders killed + their llamas. That would make a banger video!

@SirShmoopyYT 5 ай бұрын

Wow so many likes

@TheFalconX20 5 ай бұрын

11:58 so its basically "The Infinibore", but a smaller, weaker and more compact version of it

@iiisub0iii373 5 ай бұрын

6:58 that is the best holes refrence lmao

@danraley1780 4 ай бұрын

Branzy should build a bank of hearts or an insurance company that insures not money but hearts to injured SMP members if they meet special demands.

@cvlvstia 5 ай бұрын

THE FACT THAT CLOWN IS A HEART

@br0k3n_url 5 ай бұрын

AW WAIT I DIDNT SEE THAT. THATS SO CUTE