Santi finally making his first insane theory

I'm just trying to imagine MatPat, chilling in his home enjoying his "retirement", then suddenly Santi busts in with a crew of people and just randomly starts constructing a 7-11 in his basement

"3-armed Santi isn't real. 3-armed Santi can't hurt you." 3-armed Santi: 3:14

imagine your boss having a basement that is 8x bigger thn your entire apartment.

I love that the thumbnail making fun of those clickbate for kids of building things in a secret house

Bro has started putting himself in the thumbnail 🔥🗣

Honestly expected a full sized 7/11 inside one of yalls house

I wasn't sure whether I'd stick around for any of the Theorist channels without MatPat, but Santi and Amy are KILLING it! 10/10 will tune in every time for them 💖

Imagine robbing a house like in this video and successfully get out of there without the owner's consent. It's like, a DOUBLE JACKPOT.

I'm not quite sure what people of all things would want to put a 7-Eleven in their house like make a secret video game room or like a secret like library why a 7-Eleven?

6:38 Mat’s Diet Coke addiction Always Comes Back! It’s the Remnant of the channels 😂💜🏆

There's a few other requirements Santi forgot here. Pretty much all 7-11s sell at least beer, so, in addition to the food service liscence, you also need a liquor liscence. You also forgot wheelchair accessability.

The MatPat cameos were a pleasant surprise. ☺

Santi got the mrbeast thumbnail face

Originally, "7/11l" referred to the fact it was open from 7 AM to 11 PM, which was to reflect the extended hours of a company originally called "Tote'M Store". Back in 1946, in Texas where the chain started, that was as good as saying you were open 24 hours a day seven days a week, because who would be up after 11 o'clock at night or before 7 o'clock in the morning? I worked in a 7/11 in the mid 1970s while going to college, back when they first switched to a 24 hour shift. Because I've always been a night owl, I worked the graveyard shift.

It never occurred to me that trying to built a 7-Eleven in your own home could bring up so many challenges and legal issues. It truly exemplifies how even the most fun and harmless trends can get complicated.

several MatPat cameos in 1 video? nice

As someone who has never been to a 7/11 I will most definitely be watching this video (Just report the bots for spam btw)

0:52 “I’m sure this’ll go super well with the wife” Santi has a wife?

The emergency exits also help for the people in the far back of the store. Too far away from the entrance to escape quickly. And so the heavy flow of people running out the doors is lessened. It's something I learned in my safety classes about why there are exit doors and emergency stair cases. Also, when someone pushes on that door it should send an alert to 911, so help can arrive faster

This new matpat update is a W

Yup, I don’t think I’ll ever have a nice sleep after this.

Did Santi just say “irregardless”??? 😱🤯😱🤯😱

Santi, I legit thought you were going to put your own 7-ELEVEN in your own house but you just simply told us what to do, what temps to use, what type of food, etc...I really wanted to see you open up your very own 7-ELEVEN...Santi, you let me 👇 down bro..

I’m a simple person, I see Santi, I click

"Ferb go get baljeet, i want to start a 7/11, no Ferb its not racist, hes just uh.. smart. Ferb its not that deep, hes just really good at buisness."

Despite initially being convinced that you were actually gonna build a 7-Eleven in your house, personally I’d say that I am very happy with how analytical the video is! Props to Santi, the writers, editors, and everyone who worked on this!! Also I will never unsee the n 😫

I actually grew up in Ohio, where some of the older houses have actual secret rooms due to the state historically being an important part of the Underground Railroad. Secret rooms are certainly cool but not nearly as much as the movies tell you. Less "Batcave" and more "cupboard under the stairs."

bro started replacing matpat in the thumbnail

4:28 “Irregardless” this hurts me.

I love santi having exclusively impossible birthday wishes

I love that it's just laws that stop this, not practicality.

Man, hats of to the editors. The editing was amazing + the visuals were great :) P.S. Wondering why zoning was not discussed first in the vid (i actually got confused why they were not discussing zoning lol)

1 like = 2 days of calisthenics

In The Philippines, there are convenience stores called sari-sari stores, which operate out of someone's home. If you could run a 7/11 like you do a sari-sari store, maybe it could work.

5:54 "Foods and Slurpees" Next episode: ARE SLURPEES FOOD?

How is this a trend? It’s absolutely ridiculous. Good vid tho

1:45 Alright, here's where basically came up with my theory for how this is going to go. The answer is "Yes, you can, but there's no reason to do so because the franchise costs alone are designed for people who intend to make money, neverminded the complications if you actually decide to hire an employee. Let's jump to the end and see if I was right.

Bro ur telling 5.38 million people about a secret well then it’s not a secret anymore

next video is called "i build a secret 7-11 in my boss house and hidding it from the "government""

Seeing all of these KZfaqrs doing this, I would say it is possible.

The fact that at 0:41 they even included the detail of the y on theory being lowercase as in the actual 7/11 logo is INSANE

The Lee cameo was awesome! And also, my ears hurt when you said "IRREGARDLESS"

Man I never realized the n, now I'm never gonna unsee it. Thanks for that! 😡

1:14 is literally omega mart

Now I want my own 7-11 room. Mark my words I will make that happen!

Food Theory Idea!: How to make the best out of cooking the Cicadas emerging in the Midwest.

7-eleven stores are so rare in the USA. I would love it if something like this was possible in my area. I doubt it will ever happen though.

Mr beast ahh thumbnail

Thanks for pointing that out, Santi. I will never unsee it.

I'm not hating on the others, but Santi has the best "a ____ theory!" delivery out of the new hosts

2:40 we actually learned that when we were working on this years spring musical that had passed a month ago. It was for heathers

The ghost of matpat, haunting the video, is really funny for me

0:31 from age 11 till now he’s still wishing for kamehameha

2:56 There are times where listening to your wife is very important. This…. was not one of those times.

If I built one in my house, My kids can start earning work experience stocking shelves, Working at cash register, and cleaning 😂

5:23 gordon freeman gaming

7:11 check time bros👇

6:38 AHHH WILD MATPAT CAMEO. Already miss the big guy. Mat I need your intoxicatingly unique voice in my life!

Ngl I think this is one of my favorites of Santi's so far. Great thumbnail, awesome editing. Overall so much fun to watch! I'm looking forward to more mad-lad content Santi! ☺

7:39 avatar the last air conditioner

I’ll just watch one more video the video 2:43

I was wondering something when Matt did the water Siri which one tastes better what if they had someone run a few miles and see if they preferred one over the other

I desperately miss the longer, more educational food theories

I love unhinged Santi 😂

HEating "post-pandemic" in 2024 is like having flashbacks of war, like i feel we all moved on

Ohhhh so that's why you have to drive half an hour just to buy some snacks

All this video taught me to do is start my own merch line lol

Santi already got infected with Matpat's Locura

2:52 Thanks a lot Santi, now I am forever haunted.

I see the mat in them more and more every theory

You could apply for a "Planned Unit Development" with your city. These are incredibly flexible zoning plans because they don't fit the mold of normal zones, but they DO have to fit a very specific plan developed with the city. The pros are that you can do crazy things like opening a business out of your home, with the cons being that you can only do exactly what you agreed upon with the city. The city is protected because the plan only applies to the original applicants, so you can't rezone the area in question and then sell it to a business that wasn't approved. Planning Commissions love these sorts of projects because it gives the city more control and less risks than standard zoning standards, but they're also great for communities looking to do something wild. In my city, one of the local private colleges entered into a PUD of mixed use residential, commercial, and recreational areas, open to the public but also housing a couple of student dorms on top of local businesses (literally, one dorm is on top of a Purple Cow diner and a small bank).

Yup, I don’t think I’ll ever have a nice night of sleep after this.

12:42 "shoe cloest" Come on you guys that's not too difficult to catch

6:38 I thought he cant come back michel afton style (Theory)

Bro I love the 4 successor to Matpat.

3:07 What did you do to me Santi why? Why why!!!!!!!! A A,AAAAAAA A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A,A A, A,AA I’ve done this all using the voice recorder thingy, so yes, I have just been saying capital A a bunch of times

At least this channel has still got that food theory magic. Although I find it a little odd that this and it's sister channels never pick out or heart a comment like some of the other channels that I've been on recently though.

6:38 He's back!!!!!!!

Imagine being the next door neighbor to Santi and just having a 7/11 next store would be awesome 😭

Secret Seven Eleven. Better to close shop 👁️👄👁️

4:28 - "Irregardless" I have said enough, and so has Santi! Thanks for the fun video! Please please pleas dont say "irregardless" again.

11:00 Matpat: ahh now that I retired from the channels I finally have time to read this book Santi kicking the door down: Ey Matt, guess what we're making to your house for a video! I'm sure you're gonna like this theory!!

My OCD didnt notice the lowercase n, now i cant unsee it..thx Santi :D

Thank goodness. I was dying of boredom before I got this notification.

Today's Fact: In 2017, a man in Texas successfully delivered his own baby on the side of the highway, with only the help of 911 dispatchers on the phone.

imagine the shock of PTSD on my face when zoning laws and mixed use was mentioned. I just finished the APHUG national test last week, please don’t throw APHUG unit 7 back at me again 😂

Move to Houston. No zoning here.

But can u build 911

A like= 1 push-up

I used to have a Betta fish, Streamer, (he looked like a bike streamer dancing in the wind when he swam around) and one time during a water change, my mom and I put him in a “Big Gulp” cup…. He puffed (fear response) at the drawings of bubbles on the side of the cup…. He thought it was another Betta’s bubble nest!

I came to this video expecting an easy 7 eleven business theory, and got served stuff about zoning laws and permits That's why I love this channel.

It sucks how once mat pat left all the channels fell off and it's sad

No views in 16 seconds, bro fell off

Please make an episode about edible garden flowers and what you can do with them. I just harvested my lilacs and people were like, “huh?!” but I also want to learn what other flowers I can grow and harvest and how I can use them in recipes!! 🌺

This is something JD from heathers would love,someone call him.

posted 9 seconds ago, no views? really fell off.

So happy to see cardboard cutout matpat again

Speaking of gas stations, love the creepypasta tales from the gas station

Episode idea: most effective and least dangerous way to smash open a pinata