an actual funny scale modelling video? impossible

OMG! Completely lost my shit during your rant with the "Empty fucking boxes for your fucking submarine kits too!" Absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Yes Plasmo is the teacher, the master, the guy that makes it all look so damn easy to build em so perfect, but Boxman? Boxman's the shit, Boxman brings balance to the KZfaq modeling videos. Thank you Boxman, from all of us, thank you.

“that was when Yamato and it’s squad got full boxed by new gen sweats” “I am a level 10 sigma gyatt” “40 zorglobs of grey with 5 zangoids of sea blue” “EMPTY FUCKING BOXES FOR YOUR FUCKING SUB MODELS” “Coating off camera like it’s a Minecraft Let’s Play” “Attaching the ship’s Big Black Deck”

This is the model content i didnt know i needed but also exactly what i was asking for, you sir are a treasure please dont stop

4:44 "Empty fucking boxes for your submarines too" hahaha had to listen to that a few times BWAHAHAHAHAHA

5:50 Since I dont care that you don't care I'll explain to the benefit of anyone else what those are, they are called Paravanes, they're a mine sweeping equipment, you basically throw them into the water attached to your ship by a steel cable and tow them around, they fan out while under the water, hopefully their cables will cut any moored mine's anchor cable, so the mine will float to the surface where you can shoot it and destroy it, or slam into the mine destroying it. I'm gonna be real about the photo-etch, I quit model ships because of it, went into model trains, started bending wire for grab irons and ladders and now I photo-etch my own parts because there's like two commercial pantographs that don't look like ass who are prototypical, so yeah there's no escape, I'm convinced photo-etch is just a modelers curse. Love the commentary, subbed.

now THIS Is how you add comedy to a serious modelkit video.

You lured me in with the Bismark build, and got my subscription from this video. Love the video style.

Honestly surprised youtube actually recommends me an interesting channel finally! Adding humor to the vidoes actually make them super engaging, and is a breath of fresh air compared to all the other modelling channels with their more professional presentation. Definitely will be waiting for more!

very nice NOW BUILD THE SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO

In a world where excellence is demanded, Boxman stands like a soft plastic Spartacus demanding realism, "I`m capillary action", "No, I`m capillary action". Plasmo`s long lost deviant brother.

Between this and the Bismarck build, those 4 days to build and paint have aged your voice quite nicely.

Finally! A modelling channel for the common man.

Improve your mental health with Boxman - a smile or two and over 18 minutes of chuckles. And you get to see how a Japanese battleship is made. Perfect.

The use of a low battery fire alarm beeping really brought this video together.

Upon watching your video, I really started thinking that I should probably narrate mine using more curse words... It's truly liberating... I enjoyed the narration... I also have a relationship with capilary reacrion, but the b*** insists on overflowing everywhere, so I asked for a divorce... Very good construction and yes.. even though I've used detailed photo etched like the Bismark or the Yamato kits Iagree that there's nothing like a good, old 'out of the box' build... Greetings from Portugal."

coolest dad/model builder on youtube. Approved by a professional son of a father for 21 years

If I may offer a little advice on hand-painting, look at how wargaming painters do it. It's not about perfect manual control or magical colour insight, it's a three-step process for each component: basetone, highlight, wash/filter. You tend to do basetone and highlight in a kind of single-pass which results in that kinda blocky look. For camo on tiny planes etc it's easier to just cut a camo shape out of masking tape and then stipple thinned paint until it looks right, makeup sponges or random bits of foam are good for this. If you're painting a silver gun barrel or prop shaft, *don't paint it silver.* I know right? Paint it either gloss black if you want shiny, dark grey for realistic, dark brown for rusted to shit. Then you either drybrush or stipple a tiny tiny amount of unthinned metallic, I personally use a q-tip for this with a miniscule amount of paint. This is literally easier than brushwork and will get you a good result for no effort. Then just wash with a mix of dark brown and black, your existing panelliners will work. The brown/black mix is a wargamer's secret trick because it works on almost anything except bright fleshtones. Seriously though subbed, awesome work

The Lenny Bruce of modelling, absolutely love it.😅

I’ve always thought that ship modellers were mad, thank you for proving me right

where has boxman been all my life. this dude's sense of humor hits my damn g spot

i love how you paint wooden decks, going the extra mile with tape and different shades.

Was fully prepared to binge watch your videos, but I guess I'll have to wait like everyone else for the next one. Subscribed.

I enjoy this so much! Amazing content, best wishes to you and your future projects! 🌻

I'm so glad I stumbled across your channel. You're like the Dead Bug Says of modeling, and that, my friend, is one of the best compliments I could possibly give. You definitely deserve more subs, man. I look forward to checking out your other videos. One can never get enough capillary reaction action. Take care!

Thats a great video man! keep it up, its super fun to see someone build a ship with humour

If someone would have told me about an hour ago that a modeling video would be so funny that I'd have to watch my coffee sipping for fear of a spontaneous spit take, I'd have said "you're full of it..", but here we are. Subbed.

Discovered your channel a couple of days ago. Love the style! Funny, entertaining and also educational at the same time. You've earned yourself a new sub!

Really funny and well done vids! Models look great! Well done!

So glad I found this account dedicated to extremely detailed, schizophrenic model building

Absolutely loving your vids so far, keep it up!

Great video! I'm just starting to get into this hobby and am focusing on cars for now, but I'd like to try different kind of models down the road. I like how you just go your own way and do it how you like it. Most videos I've seen in this hobby so far have too much elitism, so thank you! This gives me the confidence to just go ahead and build. I wish you all the best

Not exactly sure how this ended up in the recommends, but I'm glad it did. You have some A+ commentary skills, good sir, and I look forward to your future work. Thanks for the quality editing!

I am not a ship builder but I do enjoy your work and videos. Your commentary is humerous and the background music always seems fitting. Nice work! Kudos!

Just found your channel, love your content so far. Also i agree with the waterline kit sentiment!

Subbed. Would love to see you tear into some Star Trek models and garner a whole new set of fanatics that bitch and moan when you build. Keep up the fun work.

This is amazing, subscribed hope more of these videos comes.

Really liking this style of model building and review! Really looking forward to your future videos. I too have yet to step into the resin & photo-etch world... but I keep eyeing them. One day, just not anytime soon... I have too big of a backlog of kits.

I do not give even one half of a shit about modeling and yet I am now going to watch every single one of this man's videos

I hope you keep making videos! So far these are great, very funny and entertaining

I've greatly enjoyed these. I hope you keep going.

Absolutely brilliant funny commentary and a cracking model at the end of it all. I want more!!

Empty box for submarine kits You sir have won a subscribe based on that rant alone

Those torpedo bomb funnies are paravanes used to clear mines; but having a 70,000 ton battleship doing that should be the least of your worries if it has to do it!

Absolutely love the content. Hope you can keep it going.

Loving these vids, they're a real breath of fresh air.

I absolutely love the vibe of this channel! Edit: i completely agree with your rant about waterline models💯

I'm absolutely not interested in model building, but the magic of seeing something built, in combination with your awesome commentary, really makes me enjoy your videos. Keep them comming and have fun!

This channel made me enjoy modelling again

I love your sense of humor, I've never watched a scale model build video before as I thought it'd be boring and you've proven me wrong 🤣. Subscribed!!

i have no interest whatsoever in modelling, but you make it funny and interesting to watch. Pure entertainment. Thank you

I love the humour. Makes the video entertaining as well as informative.

Legitimately one of my new fav KZfaq channels. Gotta try this weathering stuff on my HO scale model trains

You have me dying , man you are sick..😂🤣 Cool Video and nice work..👍

Absolutely mythical channel pull. Love ur content mr boxman

Yeah, started building 1:72 scale tanks as a teen and ended up with building and painting Tabletop wargame Models as an adult... never was or will be interested in battleships but... ngl your videos are so entertaining and a breath of fresh air that I will be looking forward to even more ships from you :)

bro if you need the correct primers, gloss and thinners. My brother in Christ just tell me what you need. I'm totally willing to support you for the S Tier Editing.

Another great video. Can't get enough of that Bismarck.

I didn't know there was content like this on KZfaq, and I really don't know how I ended up here. You make this truly enjoyable though.

Wow I love the way u do modeling, it’s fun the way it should be. I normally do cars but altering watching ur videos. I’m thinking of trying my luck at a ship. Tyvm on ur builds 🇨🇦⚡️⚡️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚡️⚡️🇨🇦

First ever account I’ve turned post notifications on for. Easily the best scale modeling KZfaqr I’ve watched

When you find content you never knew you missed in your life is the best time xD Hope you build some land ships someday^^

Finally, a modeller with enough goblin energy for me to relate to! 👍🤣

Just discovered you my man boxman. It is really fun watching your video with your wide style.

That waterline rant was glorious!

I can't believe mantenks made an actually funny video that I watched to completion, I'll be coming to your house tonight

5:52 Initially developed to destroy naval mines, the paravane is strung out and streamed alongside the towing ship, often from the bow, but in many World War II applications aboard minesweepers, the paravane was towed from the stern. I was wondering the same thing on my 1/350 Hiyo. 😂😂😂❤❤❤😂😂😂

Aside from your fantastic artistic skills, it's your hilarious dialogue that really keeps me coming back.

love the sense of humor, subscribed good sir

I don't know how the fuck I ended up here, but this is cathartic as shit.

Great video thanks!

Just use a jeweler's screwdriver (eyeglass screw driver) to drill the holes. They'll cut just fine, especially when the kit has indents on the drilling location to guide them. As a bonus, because they are not really drills but flat blades...they cut like milling machines. If you need a non-through-hole it'll have an even, flat, bottom!

This is hilarious 😂 we need more of this in modelling.

Great set of vids. Glad i found your channel. If you continue with ships id love to see your take on an Italian or Soviet ship.

the algorithm has blessed me this day. New favorite model channel. (I'm in the same prison)

Oh this guy is gonna explode soon enough. Had me laughing through the whole video. Great work Box

I love your video's boxman, you make me laugh a lot and I feel like you are rekindling an old interest in this hobby I had back when I was 12 yo when I build 2 small destroyer waterline models (sorry, I was young and foolish). Can't wait for your next video ;)

I have just entered a weird unreal parallel universe…thank you so much!👍👍👍👍👍

All jokes aside, that color combo looks really good on Yammy. Need me more dark deck skins for WoWs

Never watched a more chaotic modeling video... Now I can watch these videos well hearing essentially what goes through my brain well doing the same thing in real life

this is the best video i have ever seen

All aspects: feckin epic!

Absolutely best modelling channel I love doing boat kits and I feel mild hatred towards revell for their tug boat set. and i forgot to pick up a drill holder so im having to drill out all the holes in my dreadnought kit from trumpeter with hopes and dreams please keep doing these videos.

You express some portion of my frustrations well.

watching your videos make me want to build ships then I think about my German tank days I think I'll just watch you build instead I salute you excellent job

Amazing build, thanks for sharing. Love that poke or should I say stab at waterline modellers LOL 😂 I share your idea and feel that a ship model just ain't complete without the lower hull.

Great vid.

cozy content friend :)

Thanks alot! I thought I had a smoke detector with a dying battery. I ended up changing them all.

I'm in love with this channel

I really like the style of your videos but for me, your real voice was way more enjoyable to listen to. Nevertheless great vids! Keep it up!

Please keep making videos, There's just simply no other modeling videos like this that keep me engaged and laughing, my ADHD is pleased, perchance.

I have no idea how I was recommended this channel but Da… ahem, sorry Boxman, is hilarious. How is it possible to enjoy a model building channel this much?!

Spitting facts with the waterline rant.

I like the voice you chose for your last video (Bismarck). The voice fits better with the tone of your humor. With that said, I still enjoyed the video, thank you for the effort and upload.

Just saw the Bismark video and found myself laughing my ass off, so I watched this one and did the same thing! Not into these kinds of videos, but because of your hilarious rants: Subscribed! _for what it's worth these days_ Anyway keep up the great scripts as they make great vids! Thanks for all your hard work!

You can use putty or bluetack underneath while cutting really small parts without them flying to another dimension

5:12 Me and the Fujimi Nagato "1944 Leyte Gulf" kit plus the metal etched parts and wood deck I got for it. It'll just sit for another year or two before I'm ready.

We need more models built and more videos! These are amazing.