“Just punch the tanks” “Oh yeah, the tanks shoot. They don’t just drive” - CaptainSauce

'if the guy with the pointy stick won I would've lost my damn mind' that just about sums up TABS

"I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top" -Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and this is my analogy for this episode

I like how sauce fights dogs with hotdogs and trys his absolute hardest

8:18 "This is what a good general says before starting a war. I recruited you based of the circumference of your cheeks." - CaptainSauce 2021

"they can't run over all of us can they?" Famous last words

what a perfect way to enjoy 8 o’clock

“The slicer struggles with turds” Cap, 2021

''This Thing is called the slicer, I'm gonna have it face off against a bunch of poop'' OHHH BOY, you can already tell this is gonna be a good video

The first 10 seconds of the video, I could already tell this was going to be a good one

23:26 It’s Hobbit Jesus! Will he resurrect in the next episode more powerful than ever?

Cap: Please dont do that Unit: imma do it >:) Cap: Don-! *Unit gets thrown into a different area code*

Death bringer: *literally destroying half of their army* Cap: "man, we got rolled over"

You know what would be funny, if captainsauce played turbo dismount. Thats right sink that in your mind.

You should do a pop culture themed episode of TABS where you download characters from blockbuster movies, iconic video game characters, e.t.c. (Darth Vader for sure).

I love how someone remembers the muppets in their golden days with their sense of humor and weird songs and ye bor shkeer ye doo skadishskado

i could literally watch capn tabs videos for the rest of my life

21:59 Is the most funniest thing I've seen in tabs,and sause's reactions just make it more funnier

"I'm given a lot of money, so I can surround them... with a semi-circle." "WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, AT LEAST FROM THIS SIDE." *TF2 Soldier intensifies*

"If the guy with the pointy stick won I would've lost my damn mind" --Captain Sauce, 2021

From looking at the thumbnail I could tell this is gonna be a slaughter.

“It looks like they’re gonna make us kneel down and pray then run us over with a tank.” I remember something similar to that happening in Asia... Tia-something square? Nah, probably no- [this post has been deleted]

I love the fact that he knows who Vince Offor is and what the slap chop is.

Here is a tip for fighting the ice giants. Never use melee units that are not big enough (in value) because if you do chances are they will get 1 shotted. you need big range units against the ice giant. The only moment when you would use a big melee unit if its something like the tree giant because it can do some damage and can survive some hits

It utterly blows my mind that you can come up with these jokes on the spot. Keep up the good work Cap 😁

The platonic love I have for SAUSE

Hi thank u for being here to make me laugh and ty for distracting me from the hell of 2020-2021

"I'm recruiting you based on the circumference of your cheeks" How's Thanos's EXTRA THICC cheeks for ya?

Captain: as long as they only have two tons deez nuts left, we should be fi- * proceeds to lose* Captain: Since when can you die from praying?

The perfect ending to your favourite vertically challenged option XD Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself please, Mate

Here’s a random game suggestion fold.it It’s a puzzle game where you try to move pieces where the branches that want to stay inside are inside, the branches that want to stay outside stay outside, pairing the red and blue dots, and making sure the branches don’t intersect The secret is that it’s secretly biochemistry and playing it helps do the math of folding proteins without having to do math.

Cap: “Because they are gonna have a bunch of MEATSHIELDS rush us” me: FIRE ZE CAT CANON

I like how he find both stupid units and op units and makes them fight when the result is clear

10 seconds into seeing this I knew it was going to be cursed

I love the guys just wobbling in the back

This Legend uploaded when i woke up

Helping the armies of both Heaven and Hell? Cap is Argent Energy confirmed?

fun fact: huge samuris or smauri giants can deflect big sharpend poles

can we see him use more of the "marauve" he used at the very end of the video plz? that unit looks sick

You need to create your own custom units and make some funny, op, and bad units just to play with

When a turd is on the thumb nail, at that point the anarchy level is yEs.

Day 25 of asking CaptainSauce to change his name to Sauce Daddy.

13:00 or maybe it’s called dismantling the spears because they took all of the spears they used to have apart? The spikes on their helmets had to come from somewhere

"Whats up guys" is such a ikonic and great captainsauce intro (STOLEN)

Hey captainsauce, i have a custom totally accurate battle simulator campaign for you to play called "defend ze bard" can you please try it out?

Can we get a "who needs a hero?" video please

battle recommendation "Batman says we don't have to be afraid of people like you" 15 shadow walkers 2 mad mechanics 1 death bringer 15 peasants as the citizens who aren't afraid (on your team)

“The slicer struggles with turds”

sword

Day 58 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots

Every time captain sauce uploads it’s on trending

Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that Godzilla was not only able to stand up, but also fight back, not act like a giant, lumpy pin cushion, win a match and walk? There were a lot of personal little milestones that were checked off the list for the Terror of Tokyo today.

Make a monkey

Day 2 of asking Cap to review my TABS factions, which can be found on the workshop. All of them have Synranelt in the title so they should be easy to find.

Do people remember when he took costume campaigns for the comment section, I miss that

Battle idea: The dead uprising All undead units: 1 grim, 20 skeleton warriors, 10 skeleton archers, 2 pumpkin catapults, 1 blackbeard and 2 skeleton giants.

Don’t me, just watching cap while in online school

I wonder... When did the "GG!!!" button at the outro got removed? And why :0

Well no wonder the Minotaur was wreaking the evil faction,it’s clearly a fighting type Pokémon,due to its well trained muscles and armor,and the evil faction is clearly all dark types.now if you had a psychic type unit then that could work

Make it rain pain: 4 hwachas 4 tempus liches 8 gunslingers Blackbeard Thor ( All surrounding you but u only have to survive for 7-10 seconds)

Day 111 of asking for more West of Loathing

Can you play battle cats and yous war lock and pear pls

Tabs wouldn't be the same without you and your hostility against the shire.

Bro, Cap, you underestimate the power of the Pike. I put 4 up against an ice giant, AND THEY WON. They do like 300 damage a hit with their pikes, and then can fight a little afterword's as a peasant, they're REALLY power full

But

Meow

You can take control of the Crows from the scarecrow 😂

Me and my friend being weirdos at the town parade 2:20

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Cap i'm still asking please captinsauce play slime rancher again pls I beg of you like if u agree

TABS Royal Rumble Round 2 1 King 1 Pirate Queen 1 Hobbit (King test dummy) 1 Priest (head of church) 1 Blackbeard 1 Captain 1 Chieftan 1 Jarl 1 Monkey King 1 Grim Reaper 1 Da Vinci Tank (just because) 1 Quickdraw 1 Thor 1 Chronomancer 1 Void Monarch 1 Hobbit (King of pissing people off) You can use up to 3 balistae No harmful effects (ice, fire,poison,etc.) but lightning is allowed

Ah yes even match, The Slicer V.S turds

Hi

lol how funny youtube's algorithm gave me a commercial for tabs while watching a video about tabs.

Divine arbiter: I fear no man, but that thing, Pharaoh: Divine arbiter: it scares me.

Only true tabs fans know about the dark peasant and near the end the dark peasant came back as a Heaven guard?

FYI how the shadow walkers work is that they teleport to the enemy farthest from them not just the backline. So if you put a shadow walker on the far right of the map he may teleport to an enemy unit on the far left of the map instead of the backline where you intended him to go

Wow... That last one seems really strong, but I wonder if some god killers behind some units that can take a beating, wouldn't kill him... I mean, he didn't take almost no hits before, maybe he doesn't have that much health?

4:57 "Apparently you can die from praying." *Ahem* Daniel and the Lions

Nice now he's uploading at 8pm instead of 930 or 10pm

....Pewp. *ADD THIS INTO THE GODDAMN DICTIONARIES*

1:05 the entire plot of the Lord of the rings

How has nobody mentioned that the infernal whip is literally Scorpion from Mortal Kombat but the TABS version

She been caught lackin ahahah 8:56

“Whip whip god (curse) whip em real good”! Captain Sauce 2021

I can't remember if you ever done a Good VS Evil sandbox fight. In a pyramid formation for both sides : 5 of the cheapest, followed by 4 of the 2nd cheapest, then etc, etc. If there are too much units, then pick your favorite ^^ Might not be very flashy but it's maths : two triangles combining give a rhombus. Magic, magic

“How?” -10 ballistas -5 pirate queens -15 chieftains -50 poachers -2 shoguns

Sauce trys his very best to beat these super strong units with what units he has in his disposal

one sensei 6 cheerleeders= only tornado that can fly in tabs

I love your TABS videos! Keep up the good work!

Soon I will get PTSD from hearing "well I think that's gonna be it..." ... why do all good things come to an end?...

"Some of the custom units seem broken" show us the ones that "work" the most.

Y'know, Sauce, considering how much the game has evolved since you last held a tournament, perhaps you should host a new one? Who is the NEW best unit in TABS?

Saying somethings easy, in TABS, is like working in a hospital, and saying it’s quiet

Thx for posting videos catpinan

definitely my favorite series. Keep up the good work man

Thanks for uploading dude

4:47 Cap:Kills the guy with a pointy stick Pharaoh 1:Time to teach him lesson Pharaoh 2:No like literally we are going to teach him something new.

Love a TABS video from Captainsauce

I built a defend the hobbit campaign for you called "The legend of Blumbin: A journey of dragon`s?"