Merson gets into these monologues and his voice goes up and down like he's arguing with himself 🤣🤣🤣

Most shocking thing was when Rashford lost the ball in the 2nd half in the middle of the pitch then waves his arms moaning and couldn't even be bothered running back to retrieve it

I like how Paul Merson pulls no punches.

75% of these players need to be sold... They are simply not good enough.

Man Utd's shots conceded in the last five Premier League games: 17 shots vs. Fulham 22 shots vs. Luton 23 shots vs. Aston Villa 22 shots vs. West Ham 16 shots vs. Wolves 100 shots conceded in the last 5 games. Ten Haag ball.

I love Paul when he start going at teams 😂😂😂 especially Man united

That dig at Heracles at the end was so out of left field but was so on point. Merse talks a lot of waffle sometimes but this was as accurate as he’s ever been

I wish Merson would give us some sort of tangible measurement of how far away Man United are in miles

That last antony bit was brutal😅

Before I’ve even watched the video I agree with everything he says. We are embarrassing at the moment

As a Utd fan I love mersons takes on our games, so refreshingly honest

Too much inconsistency..

When we getting video with Gary Neville criticising the new owner?

😂 mason talking like he's in a pub

Well said Merse ! Enjoyed your fishing program with David Seaman too!

The fact the Fulham players hardly celebrated scoring and winning at old Trafford tells a story in itself.

Paul is so right no chance of winning anything with that attitude of players

Finally someone in the mainstream media saying it how it is.

Love a Paul Person rant 😂😂😂

I’m glad I had a good childhood man always grateful to Fergie for that

ETH is to blame for almost everything. He signed a highly over priced Midfielder in Mount and a over rated, over priced GK in Onana. We had no need of them. He easily could have signed a 2nd striker, CDM, wingback with that money. What a great manger !! Let's face it. His signings are really bad other than Licha. But Licha is missing for a whole year now. I think ETH will be gone after next season.

When Rashford looks in the mirror I don't think he even sees a reflection.

'not going to win it, why be in it' about 30 teams felt offended lol

"They're not gonna win it, so what's the point of being in it?" Wiser words had never been spoken.

Ratcliffe can change the whole club… but if he doesn’t remove rashford from this club he may as well throw his investment down the toilet. And I’ve been saying it about Rashford for YEARS.

I’m a life long United fan. 60 years. Merse is right.

Remember Mourinho once said that getting second place with United was his greatest achievement. And this is a man who has won everything there is with other clubs.

Sherwood: “Alot of these players are his players! Players hes bought to the football club” Number of ten hag outfielders in the starting 11: One (injured after 53’)

It’s crazy to think Merse is only original left

Most United players are unsellable, because their contracts are the best paying and who would want most of these players.

I just love Merson's first comment - MAN UNITED WERE SHOCKING! Brilliant - and long may they be so.

How many is a 'gillion' exactly? Any mathematicians out there to translate Prof Mersons rantings?

Yeah, no mention of how unlucky Fulham were not to get wins in their last three visits to Old Trafford, which were purely down to appallingly biased refereeing, outrageous bad luck, and a couple of Fulham players losing their heads. After the disappointment of last week's home game against Villa, when Fulham's defence was poor, this was a well deserved and much-needed bounce back, and retribution for those last three matches at Old Trafford. Justice at last!

Thanks to Paul Merson for appearing on The Paul Merson Podcast.

Maybe we should get Tim Sherwood in as manager his track record as a premier league manager is apparently top level.

FOOTBALL HERITAGE

holjund is their only player they could potentially build a team around. the rest of the team is far away from a "must keep status" in the summer and are also lacking the quality/ potential. should keep bruno, hojlund, lisandro, mainoo. the rest lacks quality, consistancy, or identification with the club (or all of them)

Merse.... what the hells GILLION 😂

As a United fan I rarely agree with Merson, but tbh he is spot on in pretty much everything he said.

Rashford needs to go. So does Maqduck

David Moyes Louis Van Gaal Jose Mourinho Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Ralph Ragnick Erik Ten Hag Not counting community shields/super cups these managers have around 50 major trophies combined Sure guys, the problem probably is the manager again isn’t it?

He's right it was absolutely ridiculous how bad they played. 1 player missing and it's all over lol

Merson spot on. United shocking. Fulham set up well, ran United off the park, created so many chances and deserved the points. United had nothing.

The previous 4 league wins flattered Utd. Villa second half should have scored 3. Despite beating West Ham, WH cad 23 attempts at goal. Luton deserved a draw and Utd held on. Lucky at Wolves Keep ETH though, he makes us rival fans happy 👌

Last year's Rashford fanboys are very quiet this season 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nice streak of rants, me enjoyed it. 😂

At times they lacked focus on game plan, at times a lack of energy/intensity. Mostly not feeling ‘present’ in the moment. McGuire equalized and then in the last attack of game we got countered. We should have accepted a draw. Injuries have plagued us and that will be the story. In this league 5 game unbeaten runs change the table real fast. But on paper McGuire Varane at CB. Mainoo and Casemiro in CM. There is experience. But it was all a bit meh today.

How can you say that if a manager wins the league with this group of players they deserve to be knighted, then discus other managers to come a few minutes later? Makes no sense… get rid of the players that are inconsistent and give eth time

I'm a Utd fan and I love every word Merson is saying...every word!

I mean they don’t have Martinez, Shaw, Casemiro, or Hojlund. Those are arguably their best 4 players. Bruno and Rashford have been terrible too. The fact they are still in a top 4/5 race considering the circumstances around the club this season is crazy.

Lukic running the midfield

I thought they were BACK? 😂

As bad as we were today, and we were really bad. Its never as bad as it seems. Ten Hag needs to go 100% A LOT of the players need to go but I'd keep onana, martinez, dalot, wan bissaka, malacia, mainoo, mount, fernandes, garnacho and hojlund. Some of those will be decent enough squad players, some will be starters. Thats enough to start from and just build out the squad from there. Arteta finished 8th, 8th, 5th and then suddenly were challenging city for most of the next season so its not implausible. The fact we are getting proper football people in to the club will have a significant impact, maybe not short term but long term

The jibe at anthony in the end there 🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rashford is a disgrace. The fact Man United have made him the golden boy is everything thats wrong with the club. A player that has the mentality of a poppadom.

Sherwood and Mersin spot on. Great comments there 😊😊

The gift that keeps giving .

Brilliant rant. He’s spot on

I always come away with a greater insight into the nuances of football thanks to Merson. Truly one of the most deepest thinkers in the modern game.

Deserved win for Fulham!

🎉thankfully we got guys who open facts on tenhag tactics and united players

Lets be real we've been watching this since Ferguson left and us Arsenal fans love it. Keep it up Man U!

I'm utd fan and Paul is absolutely spot on I totally agree with everything he says. For me ten hag Will be extremely lucky to have another season at Manchester United. Yes I know he wasn't exactly supported by the glazers but holy crap you can't go giving forson a start over amad dialo you don't need to be a professional football manager to see that this game and every other game is so important, amad should have been ahead of forson in the pecking order and even rather have started Antony over forson. And putting lindelof in at left back what the hell is that all about his decision making as a manager needs to be alot better. Can Jim Radcliffe really have faith in ten hag for next season I don't think he will. I've completely had enough of certain players aswel especially rashford and Bruno. Rashford isn't worth a quarter of his wages and Bruno I wouldn't be too bothered if utd sold him if they did I'd make dalot captain Bruno is so wasteful and rashford is so overrated. 2 players I'd love utd to go after are Brighton's mitoma and Bournemouths solanke.

Love PM’s continuos honesty, other ‘pundits’ should take note

However, Ten Hag did brilliant at Ajax where he had a competent sporting director and time to build a squad. I want Ten Hag to have more help in recruitment. This game was so bad that the players have to take the vast majority of the blame. How can players look fans in the mirror and say "I love this club and I will do my very best every day in training and on the pitch". Any player can have a bad game, but the least you can do is work hard and not give up. To many players are not up to the standards of a top PL team. Would City, Liverpool or Arsenal want Rashford, the supposedly best United player ? Hell no ! Spurs or Villa might, but not based on this season. Honestly looking at his stats over the last 3 seasons it would be hard for any manager to convince his sporting director to go for Rashford, even for a relatively low price, considering he probably want to keep his high paycheck.

Of all the defeats we've had this season so far, this one has hurt the most. I have absolutely no idea what's happening with this club. Want to hear from fellow MUFC fans because quite frankly we're a big mess.

Everyone seems to be still on their perch 😅

Just can't argue with paul, he's all over it. Utd sre shite.

Anything is possible for any club if the right personnel are put in place

Bullied all over the pitch today,they really don’t like playing at home,when the grumbles start they crumble which tells you they can’t handle the pressure.

when Tim sherwood is critisising your job as a manager, you know your'e in trouble

Has Merson been drinking?

As a Chelsea fan....Merse and Tim are the best pundits...

Why is it when Spurs, Newcastle, Liverpool lose players to injuries everyone feels sorry for them. United have had so many injuries especially key players and its the managers fault or the teams playing poorly. Yes we haven't played amazingly but we haven't had a LB all season or first rb half our cbs are in and out, we have had so many different starting 11s its hard to find rhythm when its a different team every week. Fed up of this United hate when other teams are treated differently!!

As a non-united fan. it must be frustrating hearing ETH comments. Half the time i don't know if he is watching the same game as the rest of us. He is clearly out of his depth.

What's bonkers is that United have no cover for Shaw at LB, nor cover for Hojlund at CF....yet they've loaned out Alvaro Fernandez to Granada, a LB who got rave reviews when he was loaned out to Preston last season. And Pellestri, also loaned to Granada, who is a promising forward who scored against Barca last week & is getting into the Uruguay international side

Looking forward to the Gary neville podcast, will be interesting to hear his thoughts on the top 4 this week 😂 Merson is class and loves the villa

Been a Utd fan all my life and Merse is right, it'll be years before we can even compete for the league, let alone win it. I am encouraged by the appointments Ratcliffe has made so far Ten Hag is on very thin ice though now, if we implode in the next 10 games I think he'll be gone in the summer. Maybe a fresh start with new manager, new director of football and CEO will benefit us next season. I don't think INEOS will mess around and I reckon there'll be a lot of players out and in the doors at Old Trafford in the summer. If you talk to the real Utd fans most of them are just glad that the Glazers are losing their grip on the club, Yeah we know it's a long way back but I know sooner or later it will happen

There isn't enough good players coming through around Europe etc that will improve utd enough.

This was all The Glazers fault! Wait, I mean Jim Ratcliffe, I mean… I don’t know anymore 😭 Gary Neville give me the next scapegoat please 🙏

Me personally Merson is my favourite pundit, just something about the way he speaks that grabs me. Big up mate❤

you get in top 4 for more transfer budget...

So stupid predicting how many seasons it takes to win title. I'm a united fan and say no chance but it doesn't take that long with right recruitment and management. A few wins in a row and these pratts will be saying we ain't far behind

Watch Ashworth, Mitchell and Claude-Blanc get 200mil + via player sales. I don't agree about Saudi, I think they would happily buy the likes of Varane, Casemiro, Sancho etc. It's about ''followers'' for them you see. Maguire would be a good signing due to that reason. Antony well, maybe a loan out? He will be tough, some will leave on free and clear wage bill. A few academy promotions too (Kimbwala, Mainoo, Garnacho, Amass, Gore, Forson, Amad, Collyer, Lacey, etc). I think Todibo, Kephram and maybe Moffi will come in from Nice FC. Then Zirkee, Andre, Ignacio, Bakayoko, Kollyosho etc.

Simply put should have sticked wiff jose

Manchester United failed to stop the passing into the central midfielder where there where gaps and led to the goals for fulham to score.

The team haven't played well most of the season. Hojlund's goals have only papered over the cracks, and of course the team was going to lose with him out of the game injured. Rashford seems uninterested, Bruno is blowing cold atm and Casemiro doesn't seem to have the legs. Something needs to change

They can't be that shocking the stats say man utd were the better side but didn't take there chances. So fair play to Fulham. Give them respect instead of saying man utd are bad

As a Man U fan over 55 years, Merse is spot on. Nuff said.

True words!

Very interesting points..!!!

Agree about Mersons comments about polyfilla results. Been obvious for ages.

Did he actually say the man united players are "a gillion quid" away? How much is a gillion quid? Away from what?

Well they had so many injuries. And when Rashford, Bruno and Harry are in the teams its a fighting chance to win for the rest of the team

Perhaps Leverkusen have been unbelievable and doing a Leicester City of 2015-16? The same Leverkusen managed by Alonso who I'm sure Paul will be pushing for the Liverpool job. Ignorence of other leagues again shining through.

I love mersom and his straight talk

Man utd have done well recently but they were no match for Fulham

Tim sherwoods face, He cant hide how much he hates man united, At 1:08 grinning from ear to ear, And the first thing he mentioned was 'Hows the ten haag trial' Hes so bitter, He blatantly got turned down for the job in the past, All he ever does it talk about the manager 🤣🤣 Utter bitterness every week from him. United were utterly shocking.

He’s right about top 4 in a way as there is no point getting it as we wouldn’t win it but if we don’t get top 4 will that put players off coming to the club?

Does Tim Sherwood do any research! Two of the players that started were Ten Hag signings and one of those Im not even sure was his choice. Hes being forced to play the same players who have failed previous managers due to injuries or youth players as the seniors at the club are useless.