I CAN'T STOP WINNING AT POKER - Part I (Episode 25)

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Күн бұрын

Just another poker show? Not so fast. In Part One of the four-part series - where Slow Poker gets sprinkled with No-Limit Hold'em fairy dust in Las Vegas during the World Series of Poker and plays the most magical poker game he's ever played - our hero finds a way to win hand after hand by way of coolers, semi-bluffs, flopping well for once with ace-king, going against brand by not folding kings preflop, and stacking a villain who's somehow never read Dr. Seuss.
PART II: • I CAN'T STOP WINNING A...
PART III: • I CAN'T STOP WINNING A...
PART IV: • I CAN'T STOP WINNING A...
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 AA, Take 1
1:26 Just last night...
2:51 AK
3:38 AA, Take 2
4:48 KJ vs. Caitlin
5:46 Mailbag
6:32 QQ
7:30 KK
8:05 AJ

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@lobopoker 3 ай бұрын

These once a year videos are so worth the wait. Good shit brother.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Once every 18 months, please.

@ekw555 3 ай бұрын

it's due to the incredibly high production values and the time it takes to get the script sorted. remember that writer's strike 6 months ago? that threw a wrench in the works.

@momo_genX 3 ай бұрын

Lol, the Dr. Suess ending...so good.

@Heavycardboard 3 ай бұрын

So much yes. Well done, sir!

@billroe9016 3 ай бұрын

LMAO!!!

@sonsofthesportsguy 3 ай бұрын

Yup!

@cuffedsocks 3 ай бұрын

Most elite poker content creator.

@momo_genX 3 ай бұрын

Most hilarious poker content creator, I appreciate the fact you really put a lot of thoughts into your content and rarely post instead giving us video after video of crap. Please if you play Gino Gentile of the Why Files, felt him for me, Slow Po. Every chance you get.

@QuickPoker 3 ай бұрын

How on Earth does this guy only have 8k subscribers? 🤯 Hilarious as always brother. Keep it up!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

The trick is: Making stuff that I love but that few people watch. 🧠

@Hellokitty-204 3 ай бұрын

@SlowPokerTime just do the Corey eyering approach and split all your videos into 50 shorts

@BittyPlaysPoker 3 ай бұрын

Never sell your soul!@@SlowPokerTime

@johncarter8539 3 ай бұрын

Exactly!

@grantmaruya2703 2 ай бұрын

@@SlowPokerTime you just gotta post your content across more platforms and you will easily get 100k subs just based on the current goldmine you already have.

@JasonHall1984 3 ай бұрын

Might be your best one yet! I was rolling...

@dojyaaan8750 3 ай бұрын

Genuinely the best editing and jokes I've seen in a poker video. I was laughing and enjoying myself the whole way through man, keep up the amazing content!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🙏

@sharkcapper 3 ай бұрын

It’s so refreshing to see a poker clover over the age of 40 something. Old guys rule.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

👴

@AngryMonkeyPoker 3 ай бұрын

This was just simply amazing 🤩

@trulocc105 3 ай бұрын

Best poker channel hands down

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

I appreciate that.

@wildDuces234 3 ай бұрын

i fucking love you slow poker. just another fucking banger of a video!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

I thank you.

@mannesneuer 3 ай бұрын

Wow, John is back in full form and even better! Loved the Dr. Suess ending!! Got me laughing hard which is not easy on a workday night.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Love to hear this.

@jyahnig 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely fantastic content! I carefully considered continuing corresponding comically until curiously cumbersome...but I can't.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Careful.

@vader6203 3 ай бұрын

Poker Passover made me chuckle 👏👏👏

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

✡️

@stongnyid 3 ай бұрын

Such the dramaturge. Slow Poker Things I and II: 👏🏼

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🎭

@No-Gumf 3 ай бұрын

Fantastic bed time reading. So creative! Without question the most entertaining poker vlog out there and a travesty you don't have 50k+ subscribers. Peeps be missing out!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Thank you. And let's just keep the subscriber count low. Makes it feel like a roped-off VIP area, right?

@CantGoogleMe 3 ай бұрын

You never fail to get a chuckle out of me

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Goal for next time: Belly laugh.

@gavinstrelitz1558 3 ай бұрын

Amazing. Finkel is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkel

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Your gun is digging into my hip.

@theyneedacrane 3 ай бұрын

It's like watching Mystery Science Theater 3000. Each rewatch is rewarded with more jokes.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

High praise.

@markomirkovic159 3 ай бұрын

Good stuff, funny😂😂

@matts7476 3 ай бұрын

Amazing yet again.

@penpal222 3 ай бұрын

DUDE, YOUR STUFF IS GOOOOLLDDDD

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🙏

@MrsNitucciHasThemSlammed 3 ай бұрын

Man you’re one sun running nit! When’s part 2 being released? 2 months from now? Hug time!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Could be a couple weeks; could be 2028. I like to keep everyone on their toes.

@MrsNitucciHasThemSlammed 3 ай бұрын

@@SlowPokerTime 2026 it is 🌈🌈

@crotchetyoldgeezer1470 3 ай бұрын

Wow I really missed you!!! Great content!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Missed you, too.

@kmdskins 3 ай бұрын

Dude, really entertaining approach to a poker vlog. Love it.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🙏

@astrum101 3 ай бұрын

I really love your style. Very funny and original.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Appreciate that. Thanks for watching!

@temsedgwick9494 3 ай бұрын

Best editing of all poker vlogs 👍🏾👍👍🏿

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🎥

@blue4life175 3 ай бұрын

Finally a new video! It was over way too soon! See you next year! 😬

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

I was making shorts. GO WATCH MY SHORTS. (And see you in a year for the next long-form one, yes. Only so many hours in a year.)

@jessicah7180 3 ай бұрын

Poker passover!!! 😂😂😂 I love slow poker!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Your seder will never be the same.

@windysynth 3 ай бұрын

I loved the Dr. Sues poem-😂

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

The man had a way with words.

@spazzrock1 3 ай бұрын

Excellent again sir!

@HoldenMcGroin-bp6yz 3 ай бұрын

The fish is dead! LOL

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🐟💀

@timgray3311 3 ай бұрын

Always enjoy you efforts and content! Lot of time to crank out a video. Appreciate it, Slow Poker!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

I appreciate that. Yeah, it's a slog...... Thanks for watching and for the kindness.

@Hammer.J.Helmer 2 ай бұрын

I can't imagine the amount of work you put into these... but I can only pay you back with a comment and a like. Thanks for the entertainment!

@SlowPokerTime 2 ай бұрын

It does take a ton of work. So I appreciate the support in whatever form it takes.

@stokeshow 3 ай бұрын

best poker vlog in existence

@bucj4974 3 ай бұрын

A glimpse of “Ma” from Golden Girls and a foreign accent yelling “real men don’t fold Kings” is a multiple watch video. Well done!!👏👏

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

In a perfect world, Sophia Petrillo would be the centerpiece of all poker content.

@chantelstar1286 3 ай бұрын

This is EPIC!!!

@paulmaier6305 3 ай бұрын

Caitlin got lotsa props.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Considerably.

@TheMidwestGator 3 ай бұрын

Another great one. 🎉

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Thank you! 🎉

@mikebailey9998 3 ай бұрын

you're back!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Here I am.

@Pr0f1t 3 ай бұрын

I used to make my kids cry with poker stories too. Well done.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

They have to grow up at SOME point.

@EmersonJ_ 3 ай бұрын

fire video as always

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🙏

@cactuarnoob100 3 ай бұрын

We will see you guys in 3 months for the next slow vlog!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Make it six and you've got yourself a deal.

@philcooley55 3 ай бұрын

how do you crank these videos out so quickly after filming?

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Cocaine. Mountains of cocaine.

@grantdenn 3 ай бұрын

So glad to have you back.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

I was with you the whole time. That set of footprints in the sand? Me making Shorts.

@grantdenn 2 ай бұрын

@@SlowPokerTime I'm sorry brother, I don't watch boys' shorts, but I'm an ally.

@richiegarza8642 3 ай бұрын

Another funny ass vlog!!!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Whatever you do, don't Google "ass vlog."

@richiegarza8642 3 ай бұрын

@@SlowPokerTime 😂

@GregGoesAllIn 3 ай бұрын

IT'S A GOOD DAY! MY FRIEND JON HAS POSTED A VIDEOOOO YEAAAAAAAH

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for being the Inciting Incident.

@youngpup2028 3 ай бұрын

You are to damn good. Wishing you the best going forward.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🥰

@jkap9828 3 ай бұрын

Nothing more confusing watching SP at 1.25 speed and realizing you can't keep up with the deluge of jokes, but you laugh anyway, cause you know they are probably funny.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

I get the shakes at the mere thought of someone trying to watch one of my videos at 1.25x speed. 😬

@aadfg0 3 ай бұрын

Return of the king and return of the kings

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

👑👑

@Ggoodlad1 3 ай бұрын

Cannot contemplate chopping creative championship, Chappy! Well played, sir!🏆👊🍻

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Cheers.

@NanpaLive 3 ай бұрын

Sir, your poker content is Superb.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

😍

@jcockfie 3 ай бұрын

Seriously, how do you only have 8k subs?? This shit is hilarious!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

It's because you didn't share my channel with several million friends. It's your fault. Shame on you.

@silverrails4661 3 ай бұрын

Hey! You can't leave us hanging with pocket jiggities!!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Given the script for Part II, you are one prescient viewer by calling them that...

@ronlamaster9301 3 ай бұрын

Glad your back.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

I never left. Just tried making Shorts for a while. And, y'know, career / family / doesn't leave me much time. But I'm glad to be here.

@iremania 3 ай бұрын

Oh no! Jacksonville Jaguars!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

😢

@randylahey8207 3 ай бұрын

How in the hell do you not have more subscribers? Absolute gold, not only the best poker channel but best overall content I've seen in a while. Bravissimo!!😂😂

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

If you could mention my channel to a few million friends, that'd go a long way.

@randylahey8207 3 ай бұрын

@@SlowPokerTime already sent it to my brother, he agrees. That's one..I might need like a break or something, that's hard work..🙄😆

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

@@randylahey8207 Absolutely. Take the week off.

@mikeyluk5113 3 ай бұрын

You had me at Harbinger…..

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

HARBINGER?? HARDLY KNEW 'ER!!

@VVeZoX 3 ай бұрын

I really like your logo design. Fits you well.

@SlowPokerTime 2 ай бұрын

Oh, now I see that you were trying to insult me. You seem like a quality human. 🏆

@rus_dk 3 ай бұрын

Glorious!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🤲

@MichaelGreen831 3 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

No, thank YOU.

@flyzfw 3 ай бұрын

Slay!! Or is it sleigh?? I dunno, I’ve got teenagers, but this was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

It's the internet. Spelling counts for nothing. Just toss in some fire emojis and you're set. (Oh, you already did. Well done.)

@PhongNguyen-eu7vs 3 ай бұрын

Hoping my child can see the next video in their life

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Now that's a timetable I can work with.

@dannywood7450 3 ай бұрын

LMFAO. How do you feel now Gary? So good.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Poor Gary...

@ianshirreffs5604 3 ай бұрын

🦒 said it best 😂

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

REAL MEN

@Alexandertygreat 3 ай бұрын

Well done sir

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🙏

@VeronicaAngryPolak 3 ай бұрын

Nobody ever gets my name right

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

And my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

@wadeterheide8873 3 ай бұрын

It's been a while, I thought you were gone like Corey! Don't every leave me, your the Best!!!!!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

I'm like Corey, but twice as old and zero as gym.

@frankf4765 3 ай бұрын

“Indonesia Please” 😂😂😂😂

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Can't believe it took me 25 episodes of this show to finally use that.

@Tom_Bee_ 3 ай бұрын

Hahahaha haha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha hahaha ha Thanks. i really needed that

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🙂

@zekew7546 2 ай бұрын

Ohhh, I’m so C-sick

@SlowPokerTime 2 ай бұрын

That joke was C-worthy.

@cryptolocc6200 3 ай бұрын

He had 9s actually made me laugh a real laugh. Not a I just put lol cuz it was funny

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

In a world overrun with lols - often when lols aren't even close to warranted - a fully written-out description of an out-loud laugh carries far too much weight for me. 🥰

@LitCentralMillennialXLIII 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 this channel in a fucking gem

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🙏

@jakethesnake1366 3 ай бұрын

I'd give this an A+, but you deserve a C and you know it. 👍

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Cute. Clever. Cunning.

@azchris 3 ай бұрын

I see what you did there with all those Cs

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

See?

@azchris 3 ай бұрын

@@SlowPokerTime Si!

@hrmmelissa 3 ай бұрын

I love that you bust on Brad all the time. I still love my pocket jacks the most pre flop!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

We'll see how they do post-flop in Part Two........................

@hrmmelissa 2 ай бұрын

Play them like they’re aces!

@mattgraff 3 ай бұрын

Oooooh check out the hot June content!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Thank goodness I didn't start a news channel or a milk company or something else where the WHEN would actually make a bit of difference.

@roblinton1261 3 ай бұрын

God its been forever but its worth for the "Got bluffed by the Dr. Seuss"! or was it the 7-2?

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

I'm not the guy to ask, as I've never been bluffed by the seven-deuce. As far as I recall, anyway.

@roblinton1261 3 ай бұрын

Just a grammy worth singing performance anyway..brilliant❤

@jordanmason8296 3 ай бұрын

To be continued: See you guys in 2025

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

2027. I've got a thing.

@themaniac8294 3 ай бұрын

Funny video!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@tonyaltgilbers3523 3 ай бұрын

This could take 3 years

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Over/under is eight.

@ChattyBarista 3 ай бұрын

Never ever fold KK pre flop, even if villain turns over AA before your decision, be a man and call!! Then river the set! I hope your vlog gets all the views it deserves...to be clear, I mean many views

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

REAL MEN GET A MODEST AMOUNT OF KZfaq VIEWS

@robmckrill3134 3 ай бұрын

God Damn I'm really upset with you.....your content always cracks me up, so why am I'm upset...easy YOU don't put out enough brilliant content 😅😅. Always love your humour and that's lacking in poker. Well done bud 👏

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Thank you. These long-form episodes take a lot out of me. I made a bunch of shorts, though.

@robmckrill3134 3 ай бұрын

@SlowPokerTime mate totally appreciate 👍 you. Rob watching from Australia 🇦🇺

@aztecwarrior9729 3 ай бұрын

Where is the next video? You are good!!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Already?? I just finished slogging my way through THIS one. These things don't grow on trees, people. Or wait, DO they? That would save me a boatload of time....

@SketchyPoker 3 ай бұрын

Jam the turn on the aces vs kings hand WHAT ARE YOU DOING

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Well if you had walked over to me and whispered in my ear that he had kings, then I'd have jammed. That's on you.

@ppmaster04 3 ай бұрын

What happened with you and Brad Owens?

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Ask Brad.

@ppmaster04 3 ай бұрын

@@SlowPokerTime ok

@since1876 3 ай бұрын

I can teach you how to quit winning!!! ☺️

@SerpentStar_ 3 ай бұрын

I have a career, a family and play poker. How about play poker as a career for the family. Ferrari for everyone! 🚙💰

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

🧠

@nicholi2789 3 ай бұрын

You’re just now making content from 8 months ago. Family life must be busy lol.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

The hands happened 8 months ago. The magic happens NOW.

@nicholi2789 3 ай бұрын

@@SlowPokerTime Touché sir

@wfframejr 3 ай бұрын

As a completely normal person does, I was watching my poker vlogs in the shower and my wife wants to know why I'm laughing like a hyena...thanks, jerk

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

As I sit down to write each episode, I think to myself, "What's the best script I can write for the optimal shower-viewing experience?" So this comment really hits home.

@wfframejr 3 ай бұрын

that's a completely normal way to craft your scrips@@SlowPokerTime

@tomgold5006 3 ай бұрын

No new content, just a compilation of old junk, jeez Louise. Why am I singing along with all these tunes ?

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

Not sure I follow your first sentence, given I just spent a ton of time generating brand-new content, but all I care about is that you're singing along, so I'm happy.

@rudenurse2561 3 ай бұрын

🫵🏼👽

@allanpeters4297 3 ай бұрын

Hmmmmmm I C 😅

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

IC2

@ANTxWAll 3 ай бұрын

your wardrobe changes is top notch! between the white sleeves, silly bands & cheap watch in 1 sessions is 2nd to none

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

I was waiting for someone to be perceptive enough to notice that I was wearing different outfits but miss the part in the beginning of the video when I specify that it was a "multi-day heater." You can't have it both ways. Be either sharp-eyed or lazy. None of these in-between nonsense.

@ANTxWAll 3 ай бұрын

@@SlowPokerTime but i only saw one heater of a session, rampage greg kicked your ass!

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

@@ANTxWAll Ah, so you picked lazy. That's fine, that's fine. I'd have gone the other route, but to each their own.

@SlowPokerTime 3 ай бұрын

And hold on, I just realized you called the Slow Poker wristbands "silly bands." Look, by all means, give me grief for being a nerd who'd always choose an Android smartwatch over a Rolex, but to call Slow Poker giveaway merch "silly"? BITE YOUR TONGUE.

@ANTxWAll 3 ай бұрын

@@SlowPokerTime look man, im just an internet thug who’ll talk shit to you while wearing your silly bands but anyone who’ll choose a metro pcs bought smartwatch over a Rolex is a down right NIT! wait didn’t you fold kings pre flop?…..