I've had to resort to watching old content in hopes that I've forgotten something about them. I haven't. I need new content. This isn't fulfilling my addiction! 😭
@SlowPokerTime2 күн бұрын
Apologies. I'm taking a break, and we'll see if it's an actual temporary break or a " Kids, your mother and I are taking a break" break.
@since18762 күн бұрын
@@SlowPokerTime omg!!! First my real dad goes off for cigarettes and now my Internet dad does?!? 😭😭😭😭 IS IT MY FAULT????
@since18763 күн бұрын
3 weeks since your last video. The withdrawals are setting in. And the panic. Did he die? Was he arrested? Has his family finally realized they're better off without him? Was that last part a bit too far? We may never know the answers to these important questions! I'll give it another week before I unsubscribe and move on with my life. PS I'm also joking. I know there's always gonna be at least one donkey out there that thinks I'm serious and needs sarcasm to be spoon fed to them lol
@SlowPokerTime2 күн бұрын
Not dead. Close, but not yet.
@since18762 күн бұрын
@@SlowPokerTime sweet, I'll start writing the eulogy now so you can approve or request edits. I have pretty bad ADHD, so I'll probably be done right about the time that it's needed. He was a good person. He made tens of people laugh on the Internet with his silly antics, his wife was 100 times more attractive and intelligent than him and no one knows how he got her, his children were the very picture of perfect, and he also had a career and very little time. Well, I guess he's got no time now. Wait, is that insensitive? Crap. I'm not good at this sort of thing. Oh, speaking of insensitive, does his untimely death mean his wife is now single? Hell yeah! How YOU doin?! 😍 Oops....there goes that ADHD running me off the trail again! Where was I?! Oh, that's right, do you know what the crab said to her husband when the man moved to Alaska? "We gotta get out of here! I don't wanna live on a culde sack!" 🥶
@since18762 күн бұрын
@@SlowPokerTime also do you know what happened when Tommy Chong built a donkey farm on a mountain?? He got high ass shit 🥺
@hrmmelissa4 күн бұрын
Not sure what happened to him. He’s been off for over a month. Loved his videos. Cute kid.
@cameltoelicker-rv6po7 күн бұрын
Raise
@SlowPokerTime4 күн бұрын
Since all his chips were already in the middle, what would I have gotten had I raised? His car? I'm not really much of a Hyundai Sonata guy.
@18000rpm8 күн бұрын
AHMAZING!
@SlowPokerTime7 күн бұрын
😁
@HoaiNguyen-ek5qu11 күн бұрын
How is the views so low for this masterpiece. Nothing in KZfaq makes sense to me now. This needs to be seen by millions.
@SlowPokerTime9 күн бұрын
Next year's Super Bowl ad may help. We'll see.
@wesleykorisky860012 күн бұрын
Sheeeeeeesh Wolfgang getting saaaavaged on lol
@SlowPokerTime9 күн бұрын
Not gonna happen, but you have to admire his effort.
@ouch-ji4gg13 күн бұрын
This might be the best poker music video of all time!
@SlowPokerTime9 күн бұрын
🙏
@chipstacker889816 күн бұрын
I don't know if this helps with the KZfaq algorithm, but I'm starting your videos over again. This time, I'm going to click the like button on each one since I have always forgotten that on the past
@SlowPokerTime9 күн бұрын
You're doing the lord's work. I thank you.
@tripduece205521 күн бұрын
dead in the water 😂
@SlowPokerTime20 күн бұрын
💀🌊
@johncarter853921 күн бұрын
These singers must be related...
@SlowPokerTime20 күн бұрын
That's racist.
@JeremyMcCall5422 күн бұрын
You did it again. Bravo
@SlowPokerTime21 күн бұрын
Now imagine all five of us bowing.
@PhongNguyen-eu7vs22 күн бұрын
I’m gonna listen to this song repeatedly every morning on the bus
@SlowPokerTime21 күн бұрын
Ideally without headphones
@lobopoker22 күн бұрын
This is so awesome. I get so excited when you drop a new vlog. I laughed way too hard the first time I watched this.
@SlowPokerTime22 күн бұрын
🙂
@andrewfindysz946522 күн бұрын
Second from left, Larry Bird wig.
@SlowPokerTime22 күн бұрын
It's the same wig I wore in a play when I was a teenager, and back then it was for one of the peripheral characters in Hamlet, but can we say with 100% certainty that Larry Legend wasn't a peripheral character in Hamlet?
@BtrU2223 күн бұрын
Why is YT just now recommending this to me? I would have voted, but looks like YT algos are 6 months late to the party 😂
@SlowPokerTime22 күн бұрын
This ain't over, KZfaq. Nobody rigs an election like this and gets away with it.
@BtrU2222 күн бұрын
@@SlowPokerTime I'm filing a complaint with the attorney general. UPDATE: They just indicted both of us on RICO charges.
@shayneauer606323 күн бұрын
I don’t know how you don’t have a million subs man what other poker vlogger puts even 10% of the work in that you do
@SlowPokerTime23 күн бұрын
The trick is to put in a ton of work into each video, which means fewer videos, which the algorithm hates. I just keep doing that and refuse to learn my lesson.
@RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler23 күн бұрын
A++❤
@SlowPokerTime23 күн бұрын
Theatre kid poker players 4evr
@andrewfindysz946523 күн бұрын
I am extremely confident this song and video will end all the fighting in the world. To be honest, i thought it was going to take something done by Ryan DePaulo but mankind is grateful you created this gem.
@SlowPokerTime23 күн бұрын
ACR fired DePaulo 'cause he didn't look stunning enough in a thrift store blouse.
@bigtizzle6824 күн бұрын
As a poker player and a RENT fan, this is going to be a criminally underrated video.
@SlowPokerTime23 күн бұрын
The trick to KZfaq success is to cater to the tiniest section of the Venn diagram.
@wildDuces23424 күн бұрын
omg-
@SlowPokerTime23 күн бұрын
🤷♀️
@dougpeters162524 күн бұрын
We have finally arrived at peak human achievement. it's all downhill from here girls and boys.
@SlowPokerTime23 күн бұрын
😁
@ChattyBarista24 күн бұрын
I think you need to make a few more click bait videos like this to draw in more people to your awesome channel. At least that's what I've learned from reading all the comments on your vids
@SlowPokerTime23 күн бұрын
By a wide margin, of all my long-form videos, this one got viewed the most and received by far the most vitriol from people who felt clickbaited.
@ChattyBarista23 күн бұрын
@@SlowPokerTime Great, get engagement, and also f*ck the miserable c*nts
@ChattyBarista24 күн бұрын
C'mon YT algorithm, send this out to anyone who's ever watched a poker video. It needs to be seen!
@SlowPokerTime23 күн бұрын
You heard the man, algorithm.
@Bumder20 күн бұрын
@@SlowPokerTimefirst vlog I watched, funny asf. Like Vaughn GTO entertainment level but a proper vlog
@LordSenechal24 күн бұрын
This is my new hype song in the car on the way to gamble
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
Crank it to eleven.
@zsn1gman24 күн бұрын
Wow... now come the nightmares...
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
You misspelled "erotic dreams."
@zsn1gman24 күн бұрын
@@SlowPokerTime Did you mean "psychotic dreams"? I'll report back in the morning...
@JimS393424 күн бұрын
You sing do you? Marvelous!
@greenmoxy24 күн бұрын
I was looking for this a week ago. Thanks! It's shareable now!
@pokerwin275924 күн бұрын
amazing ! Good luck on poker world!
@ryanbachatarockstar381224 күн бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
👍
@leehjones24 күн бұрын
A Jewish Johnny Chan... this really is better the second time around.
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
Somewhere in the afterlife Jonathan Larson is kicking himself for running with "woman or a man."
@danspargur817024 күн бұрын
Is the girl on the left single? 🔥
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
I don't see a ring, Dan. Game on.
@michaelferro248824 күн бұрын
I can't wait for something from Hamilton or Six. Well played, sir.
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
Don't tempt me...
@webguy94324 күн бұрын
My gf likes to flop the nuts too.
@bucj497424 күн бұрын
“Floppin the nuts”…..the “We Are The World” of poker ballads 🎤🎵
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
I'm not suggesting this is far better than "We Are The World" but I'm not denying it either.
@bertmcgertpoker398424 күн бұрын
Bravo Sir... Bravo!
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
🙏
@deadmoney203824 күн бұрын
When is the tour?
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
Soon. Somehow the roadies are also me in costume.
@rookie3k24 күн бұрын
After seeing your musical prowess shine through with this banger, I'm looking forward to your upcoming covers of other 90's-thespian-kid-favorites like: "One Day More", "This is the Moment", or "The Music of the Night"
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
I already used "This is the Moment" in Episode 16, but that doesn't mean I won't do it again. And again. And again.
@zzlott125724 күн бұрын
This might be the piece to blow up your subs. Love it.
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
🤞
@mackinta124 күн бұрын
Made my goddamn day.
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
NUTS FLOPR
@vcastjazzwell120324 күн бұрын
Once in a generation talent... slow clap.
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
The only clap speed I know
@jyahnig24 күн бұрын
Did your wife provide the female vocals? This is exceptional! I can only imagine the time it took to lay down the track and the vocals and then each version of you "singing". I can't believe you don't have 10x the subscribers! Bravo!
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
Not my wife, no, but yes, it took an obscene amount of time... Happy you enjoyed! ❤️
@tokiamsterdam321924 күн бұрын
Can't wait for the full album.
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
I love how with my first song ("It's Probably the Nuts"), I made a joke as if there was an album, and now I almost have enough songs for an album.
@robmckrill313424 күн бұрын
This should become the Poker anthem and anyone who doesn't agree can go fcuk themselves..absolutely love it
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
Hear that, Kenny Rogers? It's over.
@ekw55524 күн бұрын
this will be noted as the high point of my day, if not my existence.
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
😁
@jessicah718024 күн бұрын
I want to buy on Apple/itunes!
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
Stay tuned... 💿
@blaiseeltine951624 күн бұрын
dude.. bro.. i would like to suggest that this video is lit.
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
I'll ask my kids if this term applies. I'm too old to make that kind of judgment.
@schuelr24 күн бұрын
Slow for a Grammy!! 🎶 ❤
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
I was angling for a Tony, but I'll take both. The EGOT clock's ticking, after all.
@jrcorsey24 күн бұрын
There's something special about this as a standalone video. It feels like high school, having friends bring cassette tapes of Phantom of the Opera and Chess already cued to their favorite songs, itching for a fight about which song was objectively the best. Those were simpler times; we had never heard of Ryan Gosling; it never would have occurred to us to ask Russell Crowe to sing. We didn't have 925,600 pennies between us, but we had dreams. Dreams you have finally put to rest. Nice hand, sir.
@SlowPokerTime24 күн бұрын
In an odd coincidence, we just received a cassette tape in the mail from my high school English teacher - a poetry reading as a gift for my ten-year-old son who loves poetry. Now I'll spend the rest of the day digging through old boxes to see if I still have a boom box.