So who are we fighting against this time? Taureor: *Yes*

The reason Germany lost WW2 is that they did not have enough fronts apparently

"Germans are struggling to defend, Poland and Czechoslovakia are making their way to Berlin, even Belgium is still holding! We can win this! Wait... what? United Kingdom capitulated? Oh well, war is over gentlemans, we lost."

Hitler: "WE NEED LEBENSRAUM" Officer: "how much?" Hitler: "YES"

French soldiers: PARATROOPERS 12 O CLOCK Generals: Those aren’t paratroopers..... French soldiers: But what else would they be?? Generals: SKY GERMANS

Your son is a good strategist.

Most spoken by Taureor: -order 66 -Shadowpuppet china - tons and tons of equipement -REALLY?

Kind of a weird challenge, but hear me out : *The AFK challenge* I'll leave the larger details entirely up for you to decide on, but here's the general concept. You'll need to prepare everything - literally, before you go to war. The moment that the war begins, you must step back from your keyboard and hope that your strategy was planned correctly for you to win the war. Once a war ends, you may return to your keyboard and plan out the next one. You may not move troops, engage in production / training of new divisions / trade. You may however move around with your cursor to view the battles taking place. Reasonable win criteria would be "Defeat the Soviet Union, France, Poland and the UK as Germany", but I'll leave it up to you. Good Luck!

Should we invade Britain? Son: *baby sound* The United Kingdom has capitulated

3:06 Sky germans huh? So dont you mean..... *_AIRyans?_*

Taureor: “Declare war on Bulgaria. I’m really sorry but I need to take everything” Italy *sweats nervously*

5:44 “What do you think, should we invade Britain?” “Goo.”

Nobody: Taureor: S K Y G E R M A N S

Taureor: Bulgaria wants to join my faction. Sure, why not? *starts justifying a war goal on them*

“Hey son, what should we do?” “CONQUER THE WORLD AND RULE IT WITH AN IRON FIST!” “Sounds like a swell idea.”

The convoys of annexation... they sail in one month and return home with all of a country’s manpower and the treaty acknowledging annexation.

Paratroopers < SKY GERMANS

You can run, you can hide, BUT YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE SKYGERMANS.

What if you wanted to eat your baguette in peace, but Taureor said: *sky germans*

"Who would've thought invading Cuba would be so much work?" -John F. Kennedy, after the Bay of Pigs

When i first read the title i thought he was just going to order 66 the entire world

Taureor: Ich bin geschwindigkeit! (I'm speed!)

Taureor: "Here have some convoys" Puppet: "Goodbye cruel world..."

"Bulgaria wants to join my faction, sure." * Justifies war goal * "Whoops, sorry." * giggles * "Wrong button!" * Cancels justification * This little moment is one of the many reasons I love your channel.

>no order 66 >world conquest Someone pinch me, I'm dreaming. Thank you Taureor!

Everybody: "Awwww his son sounds so cute." His son creating a new groundbreaking military strategy: "Am I a joke to you?"

Taureor: Should we attack Britain? Taureor’s Son: *n* News: *Baby becomes Polish military strategist*

Taureor: Bulgaria wants to join my faction? Suuuure... **proceeds to justify war goal on Bulgaria**

I wanted to go to Burger King now, but I think I can forget that now

Tibet unites China (including Hong Kong and Macau)

Taureor's next challenge was trying to sleep peacefully, his son may be loud, but the cries of Italy after he betrayed them are what really haunt him....

The calmest voice with the most dictator mind

Sky germans 😂😂😂

So that is the backstory to how Germany got the US wolfentsein

Taureor: "Paratrooper 1 is a boring name, let's rename it." Me: "Airyans" Taureor: "Sky Germans" Heart: Civil War

Taureor: So who should we attack next? Son: Yes

Taureor: Let's make some paratroopers and annex France quickly *_Yeah we all knew it_*

47:47 there can only be one world leader with that style mustache.

The war declaration on Argentina generated 573% world tension

5:41 “What do you think, should we invade Britain?” “No father, a better strategy would be to invade Italy instead and secure the entire peninsula for potential factory power.”

Challenge: Conquer as many countries as possible using *ONLY* Order 66

I'd totally buy a t-shirt that said "Convoys of Annexation"

16:37 “it is May 1937” I can’t even get the true blitzkrieg achievement what the hell

Taureror: I hope you enjoyed this little video Video: Lasts 53 minutes

Annex Italy as Ethiopia 😂

I don’t know why, but this is just something I can relax to.

Taureor: Speed Bum to victory Dustin: Slow motion to defeat

American Government: Watches video Taureor: Made 5 Star General the next day

if only the fuhrer listened to taureors mini general...

Taureor JR has a lot of comments on this run.

Taureor: Should we invade Britain? Baby T: *noises.* Speech💯 Strategy💯 Adorableness💯

No One: Taureur: *Asks his son if he is allowed to invade Britain*

13:34 The Great Mind gave his wisdom to you, Taureor.. Just kidding, i hope he grows strong and becomes as cool as you! Keep up the nice clips with love from Bg

I love it when his son is in the video, it's so wholesome

1. Baby Taureor is an excellent strategist in the making, you should be a proud father. 2. I would absolutely watch the shit out of a relaxed minecraft series of yours, were you to make one. Thanks for the many hours of entertainment that you've provided, Taureor!

"Declare war on Luxemburg and call in allies because their fleets will be useful." Press [x] to doubt.

Taureor: I am speed

Taureor: “Bulgaria wants to join my faction. Sure, why not?” *Proceeds to justify war goal*

*The liberation of London* Taueror: Well.. That's. Temporary

I'm just waiting for Paradox to create an achievement like "Just Toureorist" for conquering a world in less than an hour...

Notification: You can invite Bulgaria to the faction Taureor: Sure, why not *starts justifying in Bulgaria*

A Taueror Video before bed with some tea is always pleasant! I highly recommend.

Finally! Ive been waiting for a world conquest from you and now I know what im going to be watching for the next hour

Amazing job! I love world conquests, thank you for making this video!

Taureor: what do you think? Should we invade Britain Baby: *noise* Hoi4: France has capitulated

"Bulgaria wants to join, cool" *Justifies on Bulgaria*

When you said “Hindenburg und Ludendorff “ it gave me goosebumps. xD

At 2:09! Ayyyy, you finally used the hidden feature "Create Empty" template! :P

Taureor: “our war goal is ready” Also Taureor: “i somehow missed our war goal is ready”

I don't blame you for not wanting to go to Manchester early

Well done! Enjoyed it very much!

Beautiful, I love it. Keep the good work going

Next Challenge : Conquor the world with Vatican City. I dont care how, just do it.

Brilliant! And appreciate not using Order 66 - seems like too much of an exploit even to me! :-)

31:08 Hattivatti! Finland mentioned, I am happy again. Moomins are one of our proudest creations. Thank you Tove Jansson.

Impressive run man. Nicely done

“What do you thinkSwitzerland is not a good target?” A master strategist, just like his father

Hey taureor, are you going to make a time lapse of you conquering the world? Because that’s something I’ll watch lol

Taureor: Time to prepare the attack on Italy One of the general sound affects: huh?

HOI4 speedrun? I’m wayyyy down to watch this! Keep it up!

Make sure you delete this video before the time machine will be create .

Aight, I annexed the world in 1936, January 1st. The annexing tool is quite efficient, you could say.

Great video, your son knew the deal. Father like son I guess. Also loved the "you can join the faction .." *justifies* "... Whether you want to or not"

Why taureor's voice is so relaxing? It's my third time I try to watch this without falling asleep

Taureor: Sir! The Soviets are pushing back! We don’t have enough equipment to hold them, what shall we do?! Taureor’s son: Do a commando 16... Taureor: But sir- Taureor’s son: *DO IT!*

HE GAVE SONIC THE HITLER STACHE

Great video once again Polish Boss! Always a good day when you get home from work and get to watch a guy meticulously annihilate the AI

Wow what a surprise that you bash your head against the frontlines over and over again, what a fun and entertaining video

I know you conquered most of France... but at least you didn’t humiliate them by taking their dong Looks at Brittany

Now this is lebensraum

I love the way you include your son in your planning. Excellent video!

Dude, people make multiple episodes that take days to watch to take over the world, you took over the world in less then an hour, you are the greatest hoi4 player.

Me: literally looses to Poland on civilian mode

I wonder if there was a single german left in the army by the game's end.

Good work, love to see a non order 66 video. Great to see you listen to your fans!

I always love seeing things like this. Took me 3 or 4 years just to take Poland. Granted I didn't really understand the military power requirement for the focuses for the first year or so....

It's truly a world war when Germany declares war on almost everyone.

"speedrun" *Video is one of his longest yet*

5:45 omg my hear is melting. Also,in baby language,he said "destroy them".

I do enjoy hearts of iron, but this guy's voice is so soothing that it puts me to sleep, so I only watch him at night 😂