When it starts with “today we are going to break stuff” you know it will be a good video

You should make a “vat” out of windows that fills with gold; make a Scrooge McDuck style swimming pool of the stuff

Honestly the more I see DF try to obtain mountains of gold across tons of different games, the more I just start to believe he’s a dragon who just loves hoarding video game currency. It’s amazing

DF needs to do a game with Letsgameitout. The chaos would be unimaginable

DF and Let's Game It Out are the reason Hydroneer developers nerfed everything

it might help to start with a pit thats shallow and about the size you want the base of the gold mountain. it would keep things from spreading out too much, at least to begin with, and you could always add dirt around the outside piled upwards to keep it nice and tight and moving upwards. It may or may not result in a taller pile, but in theory it should. With this game though, who knows

Hey DF, would suggest splitting the dirt to multiple grinders, this cause less clogging and more autonomous

You could do an auto magnet in the electric store, and build a magnet to turn it on and off on a timer so you can go afk without it jamming

DF should definitely try satisfactory, fits him so well

If you dig a small depth to create a base so the material can't bounce as far in the beginning it might help fix the issue of width over height.

Haha, I love how when DF releases the jams, the ore snakes out like those “snakes in a can” would. Very satisfying! =]

For someone who likes to play idle/grindy games but never has the patience to actually play them, you're the perfect channel for me. Please continue your conquest to quench our thirst for meaningless grinding on meaningless games :)

The game is extremely fun, been playing it since the really early versions, even if I didn't get to play after the overhaul update any. However, a little tip that might things more fun is that any resources that go into a container (eg: bucket or crucible) get "stuck" in it, so the whole thing counts as just one object for physics calculation (unless you spill the contents), so a bucket with a million chunks of gold for example counts as just one item, so by just dumping everything into containers, you can collect a stupid amount of chunks/resources without killing the framerate!

only DF can make rocks entertaining

Ahh awesome the daily dose of DF to have a better start to the day.

This is the only Channel I don't get tired of it's just that good

great video df :D i love watching people play and break this game (mostly you and lets game it out) also, what was the music at ~2:50?

This game has evolved so much since it came out (:

All your videos have *game breaking potential*

Conveyor filter without any filter set works like a flipflop, it sends stuff one way, then next item the other way, and so on, and you need to make sure resources are centered on conveyor before they reach filters. Also there's a magnet that you can wire up!

Finally more hydroner content its been years

At 9:20 with the little fart edit….thank you I did laugh and spit food and water out my nose

I think the problem is you are not using centralized tracks and not giving the resources a long enough track to roll through. I have found that using the central tracks tends to make operations a bit easier because nothing catches on the sides or corners and it helps to push things through neatly say like through sorters and or dirt crushers.

I had a great day, I just went to a concert and your video just made my day even better

Need a mod that adds a pulsating magnet that can work on it's own. Then he can have even more output.

DF is somehow still recording even though his pc is probably angry at him 😂

I know it would take hours but i would love to see all that smelted into one ingot lol

Same DF, I've really missed hydroneer!

Me: Hey, I have seen that! DF: Wdym you have seen that, its brand new LGIO: OH, my next video

Yo DF, might be a hassle but great idea to dig all the way to the bottom of that mining area and make a box out of the pit so that the pile would reach the top

The spiffingbrit, DangerouslyFunny, Blitz, Intern, and Let's Game It Out walk into a room. All life on earth has been destroyed.

Honestly this is probably my favorite out of all the games DF plays.

I wanna see you dig out one of the plots completely and fill the hole in with gold

Yay, Hydroneer content!

After careful evaluation of theses videos, i have discovered DF's TRUE identity: he is... ...Goldmember 😮

Use a splitter to have half the dirt dropped into an incinerator, that should help prevent clogs.

You could build a box out of window tiles so it can only get so wide and can only expand upward

2:40 lmao that rock 😆 😆 😆

I'm surprised DF hasn't just made a blockade of dirt to stop the thiccness

DF, I know you might have fixed this later on in the video, but theres a way to "melt" the gems. You should have attached a compressor, which can compress a large amount of gems into ~4, one for each type

I've found that you don't need to use the funnels - they're just an extra point of possible blockage and an unnecessary one as the ore falls straight into the auto smelters from the belts without any hassle.

Keep on putting out amazingly entertaining and super funny content, DF! Btw ur one of my favorite KZfaqrs

Always great when the game just breaks itself

Hey DF, use windows to create a "barrier" to limit your gold pile from getting so wide

Df should start a serious called: Which will burn first? my brain? My laptop? My house? The game?

If you want that height you'll need to make a big box out of windows for a Scrooge Mcduck style money bank, then you can save, reload, delete all the windows and have a huge cube of resources! XD

Belt centerer or belt aligners something like that will help with resources catching on the sides of belts.

I feel like it might help if the conveyor was pointed directly away from the devices, so the chunks begin moving away instantly.

I listen to him to sleep and he posts like three minutes before I go to sleep every night

Those jam ups are like quarks

oh btw you can stop blockages by 1. not using funnels 2.Using 3 (maybe 2) God shredders instead of 1 i havent had a blockage while i let it run for 15 mins also use the item straightners after the shredders and after every turn or spitter, it seems to stop items getting stuck on the edge of conveyers my design for these is quite compact too and one more thing if you leave splitters/filters empty it will 1:1 divide so you can use it to split your harvesters dirt then have it go into shredders then straights and turns and item straightners into one line then another item straightner then you could do your sorting system

maybe grab one of the centering devices that goes on the belts would prevent the jam ups at the sorters.

What you probably could do if you wanted more height is dig a giant hole with under the drills, and then when you were satisfied you could just dig around it until there was room to stand and admire it.

With the perspective being so close to the ground, I can only guess that you're playing as the stereotypical diggy dwarf... and DF is already headed to the deepest dark of Moria.

If you want to fix the jam you have to use the conveyer that centers everything.

If dangerously funny and lets game it out do a collab they will break the fabric of space and time

He should team up with let's game it out so they both become wanted

idea. sorters that sort only gold, and everything else goes to the other side of the map via teleporter. then all gold goes into teleporter to fill up huge cylinder of windows

Maybe if you built a structure around where it falls you can restrict how wide it gets so it just gets taller

love you,re videos

DF: plays Hydroneer... KZfaq: Ok thats Scrap Mechanic...

Little fun fact that Hydro near to consolidate memory and ultimately prevent lag when too many ores are out and on the ground the game freezes them basically meaning it registers them as solid and thus saving the game a lot in processing

Use the belt centering hook to stop the jams

The same thing happens with my sorters where the game gets confused with all the recources

Make a low dirt wall around the mountain so it doesn't go as wide but isn't too restricted

Hi DF! Love the content. Keep it up!

this guy is like GrayStillPlays but dosen't swear and has a way calmer voice

"Hey its Josh and welcome back to let's game it out" "We are back at hydroneer and time to make 10 million coins by pressing g a button a billion times"

Professor DF. Today's class How To Make Your Computer Cry 101.

DF utilizing the strongest shape... nice.

I was starting to worry everyone forgot about this game

letsgameitout would be very proud of this

He’s like a college degree version of Lets game it out

This game looks fun but all the machines seems so clunky and get jammed too often and it seems like an annoyance to deal with.

I need to see a DengerouslyFunny and a letsgameitout colab

What a goldy fellow

Honestly I'm starting to think DF needs to collaborate with Linus tech tips to get a super beefy computer that can run his crazy ideas

What you should do is make a hole thats the size of the plot then fill it up with gems and gold

Only half huh? If your computer isn’t suffering you’re not trying hard enough 😊

me sees This video my brain: I will watch anything with a stupid number of things

When I watched this I was playing Skyrim with 2000 pounds worth of Dwarven metal.

lets see some DF doing 100. 200. 300 days in stardew valley videos!

Let’s go more hydroneer

man i wish i could binge watch all of your videos again and again without knowing what you where doing. would make a great passtime.

I feel like Df only puts music in his vids so we can't hear his computer dying

I think if you split the dirt into two directions and then clean it it would jam less

Have you tried making a huge hole to fill in? It would prevent some of the widespread drops.

I am seeing Josh's Let's game it out mini version

No one Absolutely not a single soul Mansa Munsa:

You should built a mega pit to fill with resources

you should've filled a big box made out of windows with gold XD

A worthy goal

G’day

fun fact you can do this irl if you can get to the core

the problem is you are trying to make it on line...you need to get some splitters and have 2 or 3 outputs....and you are trying to drop the grinders out put on to one belt....make the grinder a little higher and have it opening drop on to a 5x5 grid on belts that funnel to 2 or 3 output lines

if the would ever gets taken over by AI they going after DF first just off how many computes he blew up.... gotta take out the most threating humans first lol

i love this game

U should do a window tube to make it stop and then restart and use that

DF you should play Miner's haven (Roblox game). I know it's kinda odd for you to play a roblox game but I think it'd be a very fitting game for you to play. It's a very similar game to this.

Ah yes Hydroneer to us KZfaq: no no it scrap mechanic Either someone is high or scrap mechanic finally had an update