I Creamed My Pants at the Formal Dance (1955)

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10 күн бұрын

#formal #dance #prom #oldies50s #oldies50s60s #obscurerecords #oldieclassics #testosterone
At least he'll be clear headed for the rest of the night.
LYRICS
I creamed my pants at the formal dance
my pretty date was in a trance
I tried to hide it, to play it cool
I never thought I would jizz at school
My reputation?
It's shot to hell
My years in school are ruined
oh well
[verse]
It was a night I'll never forget
A story to tell, a silly regret
Even though it was a messy affair
I'd do it again I don't even care
[chorus]
I creamed my pants at the formal dance
my pretty date was in a trance
I tried to hide it, to play it cool
I never thought I would jizz at school
My reputation?
It's shot to hell
My years in school are ruined
oh well
(Verse 2)
The punch was spiked, the music was loud
I felt a stirring, beneath the crowd
A tingling sensation, a growing need
I crossed my legs, tried to impede
[chorus]
I creamed my pants at the formal dance
my pretty date was in a trance
I tried to hide it, to play it cool
I never thought I would jizz at school
My reputation?
It's shot to hell
My years in school are ruined
oh well

Пікірлер: 28

@John-Smith02 6 күн бұрын

Finally, a good recommendation from KZfaq.

@ShockingVintageVibes 6 күн бұрын

Finally, a great comment!

@John-Smith02 6 күн бұрын

@@ShockingVintageVibes 😢 That implies you haven't had great comments. I hope you do well.

@ShockingVintageVibes 5 күн бұрын

@@John-Smith02 The comments have been great so far. I do find it funny when a commenter is asking "is this real? or AI?" like "no sir, they didn't make and release explicit songs in the 1950's and 1960's about jizzing your pants" Maybe they did?

@atomicdmt8763 5 күн бұрын

'SOCK HOP'

@ShockingVintageVibes 5 күн бұрын

NEVER TRUST THE LONE SOCK

@CzolgoszWorkinMan 5 күн бұрын

jesus her hand

@ShockingVintageVibes 5 күн бұрын

Ralph got to her Mr. Soprano

@Knapweed 6 күн бұрын

Sounds more like 60's pop Beach Boy style but funny stuff nonetheless. Good job!

@ShockingVintageVibes 6 күн бұрын

Thx ya I see that!

@freedone. 6 күн бұрын

Same things happened to me at the DMV. Wish there was a cool song for that 😂

@ShockingVintageVibes 6 күн бұрын

I'll see what I can find! Any diarrhea at the DMV or just creaming for your CMV?

@freedone. 6 күн бұрын

@@ShockingVintageVibes Look, I'm just here to get a vanity plate that says "pooped" 🤣💩

@thetieguy5752 7 күн бұрын

glad I'm the first person down here...

@ShockingVintageVibes 7 күн бұрын

Thanks for cumming by!

@thetieguy5752 6 күн бұрын

@@ShockingVintageVibes 😔👍

@greenjayltd736 6 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 where did you get these types of songs 🎵 from?

@ShockingVintageVibes 6 күн бұрын

I've been find the craziest vinyl lately!🤣 but for real I'm a musician in Nashville this is just my latest side hobby. I do write the lyrics and initial demos to these songs and then generate the tracks from there and then I mix it to make it sound as real as possible running through some tape emulation for the more vintage sound. I think they come out quite good lately. It makes it even funnier that it sounds real and the songs are just fucking ridiculous.

@greenjayltd736 6 күн бұрын

@ShockingVintageVibes dude, you are talented 👏