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Mark, I fucking love you, you utterly devious bastard.

power to the people citizen Smith

😂 you had me with that one

You absolute fucking bastard. I clicked and clicked and clicked....

Don't you just love it when comedy writer's itself 🤣

That bloke is grossly overweight. ASAIC Plod in the public eye should be as fit and as well turned out as a Guardsman on public duties.

Great comment mate 👍 Ignorance of the law is no defence in a court of law, so they need to read the Memos or open themselves up to a world of lawsuits

I spoke to my librarian, and she has a great idea to help every police officer familiarise themselves with the content of that memo. Read more

Just a gang of goons..

@@chriscurtain1816 A for apple B for bottle C for Cuntstable

They wouldn't squirm, they'd look at you confused and laugh once inside the building.

Great response I like that one.

That is good. 👏

Or perhaps anyone in this position should demand their shift sergeant's name and number and then suggest that he clearly instructed this covert surveillance to take place and you will follow up with an official complaint of the sergeant to the duty Chief Inspector. Really your imagination should know no limit when you encounter Plod who are more scared of pissing off their sergeant than they are of unlawfully arresting someone.

​@@colinpryor4290

"Auditors" are a bunch of scumbag losers who need to get a real job. Being the "best" is hardly somthing to brag about.

But they had to walk all the way up the road well they will have to go all the way back and have a lay down 😚😚😚

A year later, obese wobblers tatooed armed females , ...state of policing reflects the recruitment policy that gives these low class yobs a job and a badge.

I think it's now one push up in a minute, run a fifteen-minute mile and eat three donuts in one minute.

@@goodyeoman4534 hahaha! your probably closer to the truth than you realise.

Nope, it's just eating competitions and belly wobbling contests now.

@@dontwantyourpoison7753 6 donuts a day keeps the criminals at bay, that could be the new police mantra! Lol.

Na all you need to do nowadays is swear you have no morals and you'll do anything to get a bit of authority

It'll be a sad day Steve if they do ever learn, that could spell the end of the entertainment. 🤭

@@jimmydempsey6857 True, but given the current state of Plod, I think we will continue to be entertained for a long time to come ! Some of these audits are works of art. No need to go to the theatre.

@@stephenhunt8389 🤣😂😆😄😅

@@jimmydempsey6857 this moron would just find somebody else to harass. He could always get a real job and actually do somthing usefull with his life.

I don't know about that this is my local station and during the summer Gregg's had a fun-day and he annihilated the opposition in the men's 60m doughnut dash 🤪

To be honest I think he could and probably has, many times!.

I think that's how he trains. He does Marathons (that would have been decent if they hadn't changed the frickin name)

Walks like he sharted himself while the filming was in progress.

Such an edgy comment...

@@chiefslim9353 he talks good englandish like what I does.

Just don't talk to them, other than "what crime have I committed"

@@WorksopGimp All auditors need content. So realistically that is counter productive. Plus how can people learn without communication?

Whom do you think you are?

To whom is this advice directed towards?

He's been a salad Dodger all his morbidly obese life

U see some shapes and sizes John , overdone it on the burgers 😂🤣

@@jimmydempsey6857 trouble is, a lot of these cops are not only physically unfit, but also mentally unstable.

Looks like he has a bad leg.

@@stephenclarke4675 They couldn't put it back together again after he fell off that wall.

There were 2 females there though!

@@mikekaraoke Was one a madam?

They do this Nazi process in every country in all police by consent nations they assume believe we live in Nazi Germany fascist Italy or Spain or in Communist North Korea or China or in dictatorship Russia Belarus etc we don't live in para militarised police state but the gang in fancy dress where we have freedom of expression religion speech reside roam to protest they are completely taking that away from us

He isn't a audit he is a bellend with no life sad little fuckers and sad that you support this

The fact that your black friend Daniel was videoing they did not push it 😍😍😍😍

Well noted !!

why?

He is a bad guy.

That was beautifully put! 👍

Spot on! 👏

who are you talking about...that prick pretending to audit?

You think Antagonising police is good? He has clear issues with the police But they are the very people he’d call if he was in trouble

@@AJ-yt5rw They're too busy tic toc dancing and political policing to care about the public nowadays.

@@dave_ryan yeh they don’t solve rapes, murders, peadophiles, robberies, muggings, assaults…

@@AJ-yt5rw Probably get a good response if they were not all out intimidating people with a CAMERA in public 🤪🤪 You dont get it yet do you ?

@@nigelcurtis3421 this is where you lit get it completely wrong. This guy isn’t just a guy with a camera in public Is he. He is filing sensitive areas like police stations like prisons to get reactions. His not in a park or filming architecture. He knows flying drones over police stations will obviously cause concerns. One video he hid behind “I just wanna film marked cars” Then the next at Charing Cross openly says he’s herd of other auditors have had bad interactions. So his sole purpose is to get different reactions. I’d respect him a lot more if he said yeh I want these reactions because it gives me views. You know I’m not wrong

There is no such thing as an "auditor". These idiots are nothing but time wasting losers.

Auditing Britain is best for a comedy point of view

Yet no understand ING of trespass law, many examples of😢

Thugs you will dial 999 for when you want their help? Hypocrite!

@@Bajanred1974 right.. its embarassing to see these mugs waste police time because they read somthing on the Internet.

Along with the Haribol police

Why not? Most cops are more of a risk to the public than most of the public are.

I would worry more about covert reconnaissance than some sad white dude standing in plain sight

There's ways of doing it. Ways of doing it in a professional, impartial way. As per the oath that they took. Sadly, far too often, the interaction is carried out in a highly biased way. One biased towards the safety and wellbeing of the police and biased against the rights of the drone flyer to a private life, as well as the assumption of innocence until objective evidence of guilt has been revealed.

@@lint8391Bullies, thugs and cowards dont care about your rights

why?

Bot comment.

Again, in English?

They have concerns, they're just misplaced. -Protect and serve- Neglect and preserve

@@aliasofanalias7448 👍👍👍

@@EyeSpyAudit Fuck em

I know, it's ridiculous really! Couldn't script this stuff if you tried haha

@@powertotheproletariat 😄

@@powertotheproletariat - Yeah, PTTP - The trouble is that you do then answer their questions. This just ruins your cred!....You'd be better saying summat like "I don't always answer police questions".

Just because you have the right to be an idiot doesn't mean you should be. You also have the right to clamp your balls in a vice grip. I imagine you don't go around filming that do you?

@@powertotheproletariat get a real job.

Maybe they've stopped going down the 42 route as it's beginning to get a bit ridiculous.

43

Section 43 is just a couple of court cases of going the way of section 44.

@@Ubique2927 what? its section 43 of the terrorism act its astop&search power.

@@Ubique2927 The trouble is, just as we're kicking into touch one load of legislation introduced two decades ago for a very different purpose, under the cover of covid we've just had another load dumped on us that will come back to bite us on the arse in years to come.

lol, i was jus running joke with my missus, saying when i return to live in Jamaica, i'm gonna try this shit... she said make sure your affairs are in order, and have life insurance/funeral plan in place. The videos would be a lot shorter, no long argument...

Unpopular comment but 100% accurate, try this in Romania and you are 💀

Agreed, and if one was gathering intelligence, a police station would be the last place to look!

Councils can't afford it because of Tory cuts, to fund tax cuts for the very rich.

Harassment is not an "audit".

They probably know their responsibilities and our rights, but they clearly presume we don't. This makes very interesting viewing when they encounter a highly knowledgeable auditor, but it makes you wonder what went on for all those years, and what goes on right now when they're not being filmed.

@@chriscurtain1816 Shudder to think Chris what stories they concucted up pre-camera .

@@chriscurtain1816 I'm not so sure they do know. I think the police authorities want their constables to be numb between the ears. Lowly constables are more interested in how they look. It's all about vanity & ego for them. They spend a lot of time and effort on their full sleeve tattoos, their gang badges, their posturing & their supercilious attitudes etc. When it comes to the law, they are utterly clueless. They have just relied on the public knowing as little as they do. I can't think of any other profession where you could know so little about what your job is and still have that job. If someone in Subway made sandwiches as shit as they police, they'd be sacked come the end of the week.

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Did you finish school?

Nope they do not have to let people know if they are being videoed. The same in the US.

It's so they can read their number again.

I think going by her behaviour, had something to hide hmmm 🤔

@@jimmydempsey6857 going by her behaviour she wasn't sure if this random werido was about to attack her.

@@paintspot1509 ??? A police offer questioned the member of the public and then the person asked for identification, which the police officer has to give. If shes so concerned with being attacked randomly then maybe she should stay home or find different employment.

All that ink has got into her blood and addled her manners.

I wasn’t aware that they were meant to inform you if they turned on their body cams.

@@TheMsPants Yes, it's so they comply with GDPR as they are an organisation.

Yeah he wasn't very bright or cool 😂 yeah it was nice that he got to watch one happen live! He was a nice guy

Tryna get down with da kids (innit).

@@goodyeoman4534 Innit bruv

@@Michael-vh3tj isit?

And plenty of hiding behind the uniform.

And full of donut!

Only a fool makes assumptions.

@@chiefslim9353 yep, sorted now.

@@chiefslim9353 What is the none meaning? not any Definition of none (Entry 1 of 4) 1 : not any. 2 : not one : nobody. 3 : not any such thing or person. 4 : no part : nothing. Next correction please/try Google

@@chiefslim9353 KZfaq has an American English "capisce"

Congratulations!!! You won the most stupid comment of the day award. Well done :)

Young Buster!😀

It didn't hurt that she was fit.

I can assure you the International Olympic Committee would not be interested. The Information Commissioners Office would be less interested.

@@cypeman8037 thanks!

Take a note book and pen, and ask, when did you turn your camera on, what time, name, number, and who authorised you to film covertly, and a contact number of his superior, and a copy of that authorisation

@@cypeman8037 - LOL - Very good comment. I luv the funnies.

Then PTTP and all these "auditors" should get filed against as well then. They film random passerby's without their consent either.

Yeah it was, he hasn't managed to send me the footage yet I was hoping to put it in the video but 🤷‍♂️

@@tony4235 He has done - check his vids. ...and he puts them in their place !

John Vienta… Good job she told us though as you’d never have guessed 😉🤣

never saw any tatts on dixon of dock green BUTmaybe the exams were more based on the inteligence of the recruits back then not how they could deface themselves, ON THAT SCORE she? ITcould go far, DISGUSTING APPEARANCE.

Politicians ..particularly boris and priti patel ?