“You look like a lesbian woman” - some random chat message I read

*hits llama for no reason* “is he spitting on me??” *proceeds to kill llama* “llamas are so aggressive”

Nobody: Not a soul: Danny: *edits in horror music when he finds two sticks*

danny horrendously mispronouncing acacia gives me life

someone commented "YES I CAUGHT THE STREAM" just as danny was saying "i'll end it here" and i feel so bad for them lmao rip

danny saying *"get that head, get that bed, then leave."* killed me

Here to relive the danny twitch streamer era

“Get that head, get that bed, then leave” got me 3:03🤣

This is such a strange fandom collision.

Danny is the only one who can say “fking sh!t” and then “aw rats” in the same 20 minutes

I love how fucking appalled he was when the llama spat on him

"Where did these sticks come from!?!?!?" The utter confusion and fear. This man is hilarious

Apple

looks like peer pressure got Danny to join the Minecraft gang

hearing danny compliment dreams content knowing what we know now in this day and age is crazy to me

Danny: I need planks Also Danny: "Cuts down tree with planks"

"idk if people that follow me are like huge Minecraft fans" i- No fanbase can truly escape minecraft

When my older sister started playing minecraft, she kept asking me questions like "Will my food rot if I don't eat it fast enough?" or "If I build my house underground, can it get flooded with water if it rains too much?" This whole video reminds me of that

16:22 “Look at that! It’s kinda like a little…… Why does it look so ugly?”

‘Don’t tell me to punch iron dad, I already know I’m not supposed to do that.’ -Danny 2021

Danny: *Slices a llama with a sword* Llama: *Spits because he has no other defense* Also Danny: Damn, y u so agressive??

Danny slowly discovering why people enjoy playing video games is the purest thing ever

You don't have to be good at games to be popular on twitch. You just need to be entertaining.

Love how half of the chat comments are just “NOOOOOO”

This may just be the wackiest, silliest, and possibly even craziest thing he's ever done

on this day in 2021, danny gonzalez found out why they were called “creepers”

I feel bad for everyone that has never saw Danny before and just get immediately scolded by him for not knowing this was his second channel when they’ve never seen him before

the dramatic sound effects he adds every time there is a mob are so funny

drew was just worried if he pressed f4 and shift he'd get slapped by legal

Y'know, he's not that bad its mostly just his lack of experience

danny when he finds out he can make it into 9 gold: *suprised picachu face*

I love the sound effects Danny puts in lol

People get frustrated with him but it’s much more fun to see someone finding their own way around a new video game, rather than just see someone who knows EVERYTHING

danny: *plays minecraft* everyone: "now everything is beyond reality." *third eye has been granted*

danny gets me. minecraft at night with all the hostile mobs is scarier than anything ive ever experienced. you cannot get me to go into the nether, let alone trying to beat the game

he's now speedrun the game in less than 30 mins... our boy has come far :')

Danny plays minecraft? Now I've seen everything.

I like how Danny was making a big deal out of how dedicated the spider was as he was also being chased by an on-fire zombie

Bro him trying to jump into the water and landing on the stone killed me

Creeper be like: *dead* *silence* *equipped* Skeleton: literally aimbot Zombie: *Bruhhhhhh*

“Get that head, get that bed, then leave” -diggy Gorgonzola

Can we just appreciate all the scary sound effects? This is the most intense beginner Minecraft playthrough I’ve seen-

Danny- idk if my fans are huge fans of minecraft- Me- *played minecraft 8 hours a day for the first NINE MONTHS of the pandemic* and now I have 2 jobs and a college class and STILL find time to play minecraft

cannot stop saying “i think i’m about to game” with the same cadence and inflections he does

Danny really said, "I'll just make a house out of C O C K."

He’s right, it is in the Bible: The Gospel according to Greg, 4:41 “A wise man builds his house in the air.”

This series came out right before I left for my two internships in Los Angeles last summer. I appreciate the fun memories of carefreeness 💗

Nobody: Danny: “aKaKiA”

“don’t tell me to punch iron dad I already know not to do that”- Danny Gonzalez 2021

Oh Danny, you can’t go *anywhere* without finding thousands of huge minecraft fans

We hit the two year anniversary for the best Minecraft solo let’s play of all time 🥺🥺🥺 RIP the best part of my summer 2021

I feel like Danny is smart enough to understand how to play Minecraft quickly

Honestly, Danny being openly bad at video games makes me respect him more.

How dare people think this was his main channel could they not tell him he gets silly and goofy Edit: Omg guys you have reminded me I forgot La croix and I am ashamed of my self 😔🤚

14:33 lol looks like the villager went flying

''did it just spit on me, didn't know llamas were so aggressive'' Danny says while killing llamas.

“The nether sounds scary as hell..” ..Danny..

Danny is on trending for GAMING. We’re in a weird time.

this is still his best series

"How am I ever gonna go in there if there's a guy who blows up standing in the entrance" -Danny 2021

laura’s gonna be mad once she finds out that u cheated with a villager

He’s done doing this to throw us of the trail that he is actually Dream

Danny is so relatable, the first time I got into minecraft i was so excited to see the water so i jumped into it expecting to swim... Only to sink into the deepest part of hell where i can see nothing and have no idea how to swim upward. And so i just died. The second time, i made friend with a cute Bee, he followed me around. I built a cute cottage, and i wanted a tiny fancy pool... And my house got flooded and i have no idea how to dry it off so my genius brain dumped lava on the water. Water + lava = dry surface right? Wrong. Everything, including my cottage got burned down and my Bee friend came over to make sure iam alright only for him to get drowned, and then burned. He died infront of me :(

*NOW PRESENTING: DANNY STOP BLOWING UP AND BLOWING VILLAGERS* Just a small village boy Livin' in a mob filled world He took the stick and seemed surprised Just a village boy Born and raised in South Village #1,234 He took the stick and seemed surprised A singer in a smokey room A smell of Le croix and cheap perfume For a smile he can share the night It goes on and on and on and on Villager waitin' Up and down that villagers bed Their shadows searchin' in the night Mobs, villager Dyin’ just to find emotion Hidin', somewhere in the night Workin' hard to get his fill Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to get some seeds Just one more time Some'll win, some will lose Some are born to sing the blues Whoa, the minecraft never ends It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waitin' Up and down that villagers bed, Their shadows searchin' in the night Mobs, villagers Dyin' just to find emotion Hidin', somewhere in the night Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Mob, villagers Don't stop believin' Hold on Mobs, villagers Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Mobs, villagers

Normal people saying Acacia: A-Kay-shu Danny saying Acacia: C o c k p l a n k s

Normies: "a porch" Danny, an intellectual: "a little landing that you stand on before you go in"

My favorite part was at the very end when the zombie showed up and the 2 dudes in the house just ran outside and immediately closed the door leaving Danny inside with the zombie 🤣🤣

Danny:puts gold in furnace Danny:*surprise pikachu face*

I’m screaming about all the things that Danny is doing wrong but it’s ok because he is all of us when we were 10 and we got tired of building a mansion out of diamond and gold blocks, so we tried survival. I love it.

i love how danny treats this game like a suspense horror game. A person who has been playing this game since they were a fetus would be scared with these audio stingers.

17:40 got me genuinely terrified

Rewarching this series :,)

Imagine seeing a minecraft survival series of Danny, Drew and kurtis. That would be lit.

“Don’t tell me to punch iron dad”

18:54 the face of excitement

danny: *gets four pieces of iron* also danny: yo i'm popping off! :o

Guys this is his second stream, not his first stream. This is his second stream, where he gets a little sillier and wackier and drinks la croix

“I feel really bad for this villagers home being blown up” continues to destroy villagers house

"Get that head, get that bed, then leave" might be the most underrated and funniest thing you have ever said

The dream thing did not age well :(

Honestly I love how danny's editing makes his newbie-journey so much more intense and thrilling.

PLS DO MORE MINECRAFT THIS WAS FUN TO WATCH

i'm back for my yearly scheduled comfort watch of this whole series 🥹

This was so painful to watch but at the same time super enjoyable, it let me relive the laying Minecraft for the first time!

Danny is trying to throw us off the fact that he's dream, smh. Don't think we didn't notice you compliment yourself by saying your videos are well done and interesting.

Him not understanding Dream SMP references is hilarious

6:46 it legit sounded like a man yelling hey aggressively 💀💀

It’s sad how people didn’t get the joke about how he is “dream” even tho he actually isn’t🤦‍♂️

Him being so excited about successfully jumping into the water gave me peace in my soul

"I don't know if the people who follow me are huge Minecraft fans." Me: **laughs nervously**

Hearing danny talk about how bad he is at games makes me want to see him play cuphead .

I ended and killed the ENDER DRAGON with a leather armour and wooden sword in creative mode 👁️👄👁️

Nobody: The sound effects: 😈 💀 the situations: ✨ 🧚

Nick Bolton: Everybody has a flashlight Danny: Everybody has a shovel

my dad just walked into the room while my brother and i were watching this video and said “huh. whys this guy talking”

Acacia: Uh-kay-sha 😄 Danny: ahkakya 😄

this is the weirdest crossover, holy shit, we really are living in odd times. he is kinda popping of doe

no wonder dream hasn’t face revealed, he’s danny

"Dudes got a life right" Not anymore

how did i discover this just now this is glorious