I put Twitch Chat on trial for their unethical behavior

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Ай бұрын

This is the fairest court room of all time.
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@FoBro91 Ай бұрын

Doug confusing "Case Dismissed" and "Court Adjourned" is such a Douglas Douglas thing to do

@dcastgaming6506 Ай бұрын

They don't even say court adjourned until the last case is done. Which would've ended the stream.

@GZilla311 Ай бұрын

@@dcastgaming6506"He dismissed the case! You can’t continue now!" - Parkzer

@FoBro91 Ай бұрын

@@dcastgaming6506 The good ending

@doxastoel Ай бұрын

Case closed? Maybe?

@araragi-san5857 Ай бұрын

@@doxastoel same as case dismissed

@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial Ай бұрын

Once again Doug forgets what "Case Dismissed" means and beats up people that the judge let off free

@fighterfrex7979 Ай бұрын

So what does it mean?

@HackSlashStudios Ай бұрын

@@fighterfrex7979 Dismissed = case ends without judgment on the merits.

@scramblz5053 Ай бұрын

R/wehatedougdoug will be hearing about this ):

@theveryaveragegamer9865 Ай бұрын

I was wondering didn't this happen before.

@theveryaveragegamer9865 Ай бұрын

@@scramblz5053 i know, doug paying off a judge to dismiss all his cases. Inexcusable!

@ThatFanBoyGuy Ай бұрын

"More useless than windshield wipers on a submarine" "As effective as arm wrestling a parking meter" "A plan so twisted it would make a pretzel jump rope" "Like trying to stop a bull stampede with a red handkerchief" "As scripted as a silent movie with subtitles" Judgebot's analogies were on point.

@thomasharms9591 Ай бұрын

"Benchpressing fairytales" also a bar lmao

@weinereater-wm6qm 21 күн бұрын

"As pointless as trying to put out a wild fire with a water pistol"

@Armund_Wolffe Ай бұрын

30:07 Parkzer fighting his way out of a laughing fit in court with "sorry, i accidentally hiccuped seventeen times," is one of my favorite things ever

@MisterSam007 Ай бұрын

@1xznyy 15 күн бұрын

I literally died of laughter when I heard that

@a_rd2628 Ай бұрын

“It seems your client has been bench-pressing fairy tails” is a bar

@Kero-zc5tc Ай бұрын

@JoeLikesBlue Ай бұрын

I will be using this as much as possible

@gemhunter498 Ай бұрын

“Phummy, you, sir, are not just incompetent, you’re so far down the unethical hole, you’re sipping tea with the MOLE PEOPLE!”

@lechatgrincheux6381 Ай бұрын

The judge bot punchlines are hitting real hard

@lrose5522 Ай бұрын

unlike lawyer doug doug, who was DISbarred

@EonLess Ай бұрын

Doug thinking Judges need catchphrases is very in character

@wiedeni Ай бұрын

They do need catchphrases, I've seen it in a movie once!

@GoldenOwl_YouTube Ай бұрын

Ace Attorney logic

@gamingandwhatevs Ай бұрын

Doug also not googling the catchphrase and getting it completely wrong is also in character.

@kogamustard7717 Ай бұрын

At least we are taking the step at the right direction... FOR JUSTICE!

@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

@6emsYo Ай бұрын

It was a great honor to be deemed Twitchvile's Guardian of Gastronomical Justice 👨‍🍳

@probablyjustannpc9332 Ай бұрын

woah its six ems

@allinory Ай бұрын

Six ems, the legend!!

@mikerice868 Ай бұрын

Must be nice being the only ethical person in Twitchville

@yoshidababies4222 Ай бұрын

Congrats!!!🎉

@Happycurv Ай бұрын

How are you feeling as the only citizen of Twitchville?

@kirbycooper9496 Ай бұрын

The mods saying they were just following orders is exactly what some bad men said at the Nuremberg trials

@foxbread3714 Ай бұрын

Banal evil

@PointsofData Ай бұрын

That's a widespread misunderstanding of the judgement. The soldiers who used that as an excuse had numerous opportunities and years of time to do something, not to mention the things they were ordered to do were so severely egregious that any reasonable person would have known it was wrong, that's why "I was just following orders" was not a good defense. "Following orders" has been used as a defense in other cases, where the soldiers did not have the knowledge neccessary to understand what they were doing was illegal or the order was a snap judgement that did not give them time to think about what was happening.

@SoWhy-hk8rg 20 сағат бұрын

@@PointsofDatasorry mate but if I was in their place I would do the same thing they did not following orders with the paint is a d@ht sentence also there is no right or wr0ng there is only the opinion of the majority also they were soldiers their purpose is fallowing orders

@brogangh Ай бұрын

"oh so you're not a citizen of twichville then?" in response to the hair growth was perfect, well played phummy

@PhummyLW Ай бұрын

Thank you.

@ulaula155 Ай бұрын

@@PhummyLWthe ledgend himself

@Moald Ай бұрын

@@ulaula155the legdent himsell

@rockinggamerdude Ай бұрын

I bet the mods have so much fun moderating sometimes

@Ptr-ck7if Ай бұрын

@@PhummyLW THE LEGEND!!!

@youngthinker1 Ай бұрын

The funniest part about all of this, is that Parkser got upset with Doug over how he programmed the AI to screw up the trials.

@bongibot1104 Ай бұрын

Wait a minute. Are you saying what I think you're saying? That it was all... RIGGED?

@SonaLovesick Ай бұрын

he is not a lawyer, however he does have a very broad amount of knowledge on laws and regulations. one could say it's a hobby of his. so that response is very valid.

@youngthinker1 Ай бұрын

@@SonaLovesick Never said he was a lawyer. Just he knew how it was suppose to go, and Doug apparently failed to do a quick internet search, or did a funny.

@SonaLovesick Ай бұрын

@@youngthinker1 ? your good, just feel like that needs to be put before anything law related when it comes to parkzer

@youngthinker1 Ай бұрын

@@SonaLovesick Doug keeps putting him up for that sort of misunderstanding. Just checkout his thumb nail for Parkzer's Q&A hot tub video.

@nmjjmn663 Ай бұрын

I love how this is the one AI character who's having none of Twitch Chat's antics. "I'll stop the train with my muscular chest lol" "Client clearly has delusions of granduer." "We'll bribe Taylor Swift with airplane tickets." "And how do you plan on getting past her rabid fans?" "We'll challenge the houses to a cook off." "Even with talking houses the laws of physics still apply." Like the man is the most grounded character Doug's used.

@SpaceMissile 14 күн бұрын

_Hon. Judge Judgebot for president!_

@Swoozman Ай бұрын

The speed at which the Mods went from “loading their shotguns before the defendant made their case” into a Superior Orders defense was staggering. The judge made the right call here.

@kirbyenthusiastnumber2 Ай бұрын

“his solution is as effective as applying windshield wipers on a submarine” OUCH??? WHY IS THIS JUDGE SO HARSH 😭😭

@sanddry738 Ай бұрын

Judge only speaks in fire goddamn.

@GamesRUs-bj2ut Ай бұрын

And the fighting fire with Tabasco line

@timeblade Ай бұрын

I’m stealing that insult lmao

@Honkious5824 Ай бұрын

I mean, if they wipe fast enough, they could create a cavitation bubble which prevents water from touching the front of the submarine.

@Commander_Chopper Ай бұрын

The "case dismissed" thing was bothering me so much the entire time. I'm *so* glad that Parkzer noticed it.

@sonarchy5158 Ай бұрын

Of course Parkzer would notice, he is a lawyer after all Edit: Parkzer is not a lawyer

@harishyqchy Ай бұрын

@@sonarchy5158just a note: Doug said we can’t make that joke anymore, apparently some people took it way too far

@sonarchy5158 Ай бұрын

@@harishyqchy Oh, I didn't know about that, my bad!

@nixxdra Ай бұрын

@@harishyqchy Wait how did people manage to take the joke too far? Did they get Parkzer in actual legal trouble or something?

@harishyqchy Ай бұрын

@@nixxdra Doug didn’t elaborate on it too much to not inspire copycats, but he just said that “it is illegal to impersonate a police officer or lawyer, and it was starting to affect his personal life”

@IDontKnow-tf1lk Ай бұрын

Parkzer appearing at the last second to save one of his mods from being brutally executed it's such a peak moment for the DougDoug Cinematic Universe

@SuspiciousTemmie Ай бұрын

Parkzer completely losing it while thoroughly explaining how DougDoug is bald is the best thing I've seen all week

@sekkuar Ай бұрын

Reminder that the Nuremberg trials has established that "I'm just following orders" is not a defense for war crimes and crimes against human rights

@d1nodray Ай бұрын

was just about to comment this

@Jason9637 Ай бұрын

It should be a defense. Look up the milgram experiment. If ⅔ of people who haven't had extensive brainwashing would do that, imagine what a soldier would do.

@appointmenteer Ай бұрын

that was probably the only well founded legal argument in the entire stream lol

@Graah353 Ай бұрын

But the Dougdoug trials proved that intuitively it totally is.

@sekkuar Ай бұрын

@@Graah353 considering judge bot condemned the whole mod team and also doug, not it didn't

@Toto-gf6xk Ай бұрын

I like how someone tied ONE THOUSAND babies onto a train track in Twitchville and the response is to take out random civilians for not knowing what to do. Man, i have never felt this safe before.

@andreaseverin1346 Ай бұрын

Just have a cookoff with the train smh

@shadowyyCFH Ай бұрын

it was definitely doug who tied the babies onto a train track. he's the evil mastermind behind it all but the system is too deeply corrupt to do anything about it.

@therealmanguyman Ай бұрын

They still haven't found out it's the judge doing everything. DougDoug is too incompetent to do such things.

@actualvipermain8606 Ай бұрын

⁠@@therealmanguyman Do you think that means the train has a catchphrase too?

@therealmanguyman Ай бұрын

@@actualvipermain8606 That would be leaving evidence.

@ColeThatcher Ай бұрын

The mods used the Nuremberg "We were just following orders" defense

@SoWhy-hk8rg 20 сағат бұрын

But it’s valid

@Alphie_ Ай бұрын

Doug, I just need to say, I appreciate how fun and engaging your content is. I've been watching you for years now and every single upload is something to look forward to. I rarely have any means to give back, so I wanted to include a little something with my comment this time.

@ordinaryrat Ай бұрын

Literally the most wholesome comment I have ever seen

@Slimmsnarl Ай бұрын

I want to boost this so Doug Doug sees

@tacotuttle Ай бұрын

@@SlimmsnarlI’d think that KZfaq notifies more for superthanks

@Buplo 27 күн бұрын

Gigachad with the $20

@excaliburv4332 Ай бұрын

A lawyer so incompetent he turned the entirety of Twitchville into a barren, lifeless apocalyptic wasteland. Godspeed. It takes talent to be that terrible.

@therealmanguyman Ай бұрын

Twitch chat couldn't cooperate with each other if they were given different teams and KNEW it was all a ploy to start infighting. They deserved it. I'm glad this judge realized all the issues.

@appointmenteer Ай бұрын

not true! taylor swift is still there

@ViApp0 Ай бұрын

He also shot the judgebot.

@j.b.5422 Ай бұрын

and he very talents.

@ConnanTheCivilized Ай бұрын

I blame his clients, lol.

@EonLess Ай бұрын

19:06 This sequence of events is THE most emotional and animated Parkzer has ever been.

@Aminos_prime Ай бұрын

Rather than "hmm, okay. So you've just commited grand larceny and 1st degree murder 😌"

@spider_boy5946 Ай бұрын

How did this comment happen? The video released 30 minutes ago, you’re commenting 8 minutes after, and you’re referencing something 19 minutes in?????????

@Davidjkjklol Ай бұрын

@@spider_boy5946 You know Doug streams right? He did this trial months ago, the vods been up for a while.

@Miss__Mystic Ай бұрын

Because Phummy’s life was at stake. He needs to protect his mod’s life.

@andynachos2045 Ай бұрын

@@DavidjkjklolTo be fair, I think he’s more confused about the timestamp.

@CorlenParker-he7tm Ай бұрын

27:12 “Where are your pants?” Bro got kicked out of Twitchville and immediately let himself go 😭

@xenoraptor4714 Ай бұрын

If you haven't seen the full stream, doug was "banned" and came back with a new name, he got banned again by the judge and did a different role, than banned again

@salon9417 Ай бұрын

Programming skills: 100 Knowledge of the word “dismissed”: 0

@horrorrake5389 Ай бұрын

: 0

@pelicanoe Ай бұрын

More like "Programming skills: 12" but point still stands

@idk6914 Ай бұрын

@@pelicanoe you better than him at doing or something cuz i think he is pretty good

@freezy3739 Ай бұрын

As someone who is experienced in programming, Doug Doug is an amazing programmer

@TCStink3 Ай бұрын

@@freezy3739Congratulations, Doug! You did it! You’re incredible!

@sirkingjamz101 Ай бұрын

I love how he's suing us for being crazy , YET he defends us as our lawyer... on top of all that "case dismissed" being completely misunderstood is why I petition for us to counter-sue DougDoug for pain and emotional damages!!

@Ptr-ck7if Ай бұрын

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this petition

@cgkase6210 Ай бұрын

I hope you remember when he purged all of chat for twelve days

@Mathee Ай бұрын

Idea: a DougDoug video where he is put on trial and members of chat take on the roles in the courtroom

@kurocat471 Ай бұрын

in the stream he came back with costumes after being found guilty and pretended to be other lawyers and got found guilty like four times in a row somehow, even when he had nothing to do with the case

@sirkingjamz101 Ай бұрын

@@kurocat471 Your 100% right the live to this was so funny and the editors cut so much out of it but again it makes sense, wasnt it like a 7 hour stream lol

@sunbirth4795 Ай бұрын

In this universe, the lawyer has the power to tell the bailiffs to execute the defendant when the judge dismisses the case. I feel high.

@voxfoxclips8684 Ай бұрын

Doug: "Twitch is going on trial!" Chat: "We got solutions, we'll be fine." Doug: "And I'll be their lawyer!" Chat: *"... WE ARE ALL... DEAD!!!"*

@TeaSippingCommunist Ай бұрын

Twitch Chat when DougDoug: 🤮 Twitch Chat when Parkzer: 🥰

@user-zm9wd7qt4l Ай бұрын

Parkzer literally led to Doug and mods being found guilty why wouldn't they love him

@tntkit Ай бұрын

Twitch Chat when Chair: 😍

@vesnabernjak-ord8674 Ай бұрын

twitch chat when twitch chat: 😍

@j.b.5422 Ай бұрын

they art smart

@ghostlyyyyyy Ай бұрын

Twitch chat when KZfaq chat: 👿

@katoatoato Ай бұрын

The AI judge was incredibly cutthroat and I respect that. However, I would call the judge's own ethics into concern based upon his behavior.

@willowori Ай бұрын

True

@binay413963 Ай бұрын

The judge low key used logical fallacies 😂

@unlogicalexplanation4422 Ай бұрын

He was spewing Ad hominem left and right

@davysmith1934 Ай бұрын

Judge Bot may be cutthroat, but I do think he is making the best of a bad situation. I mean, talking houses, ice cream floods? He's the closest thing we've got to a genuinely fair trial, that is consistent. Though his actions are harsh, maybe even draconian, he's one Judge Bot against a wave of chaos. And in the DougDoug Cinematic Universe, sometimes the best Judges, don't make the best friends.

@rynnex Ай бұрын

"That's a plan so twisted it would make a pretzel jump-rope." Is a a badass line not gonna lie.

@bariyou Ай бұрын

"DOUGLAS DOUGLAS" Oh that's how you know dad's mad

@limitlesscord7319 Ай бұрын

the way Parkzer runs in and shouts "DOUG" at 19:06 is so funny it's just not what I'd expect from him and goes completely against the energy he has like 2 minutes before

@lycheeenby9473 Ай бұрын

Love that dougdoug (accidentally) rigged the judge so that he would win EVERY CASE, and then proceeded to execute multiple people

@no_one5259 Ай бұрын

21:50 his arguments are literally the Nuremberg trials, you cannot make this up😭

@F0rtuneLT Ай бұрын

I know Parkzer isnt an actual lawyer but i love how im p sure this is the first time hes been able to actually flex his his legal knowledge on stream with that end bit

@Gigglefart1987 Ай бұрын

Parkzer's rage at Doug not knowing what case dismissed means is the funniest thing ever.

@kolbitr Ай бұрын

Douglas. Douglas!

@TesterIsDone Ай бұрын

We CANNOT stand for this. We MUST try Doug in return

@boxyscout8071 Ай бұрын

Oh don't worry he will be

@zeripik Ай бұрын

this prosecution will not stand surely

@crestothegecko6279 Ай бұрын

We must put him on a trail like he did to us. We will not be gaslit into thinking it was a trial

@Legandsneverdie81892 Ай бұрын

Hey you stole my *very nice word* spot!

@CyanZone69 Ай бұрын

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

@_dx_dy Ай бұрын

Parkzer's astonishment of Doug's lack of knowing what "Case Dismissed" means is hilarious

@piratelady8771 Ай бұрын

Parkzer is getting progressively more out there with every stream and I'm 100% here for it

@chinook-pg7eb Ай бұрын

Parkzer: "Im not a lawyer stop saying that" Also parkser: perfectly and legally destroys doug in chat's case

@n0dash18 Ай бұрын

He’s not a lawyer, and we’re all legally and morally bound to stop calling him one since he apparently got into actual legal trouble due to it, but I _do_ think he did go to law school. So he knows a lot about laws, and is likely aware of how court trials go. He’s just not a _lawyer._

@lordfelidae4505 Ай бұрын

@@n0dash18He has good odds of passing the bar, but he is not a barred lawyer.

@Sleepdeprivedkitty 15 күн бұрын

THATS MY REPRESENTATIVE IN COURT

@abraarquraishi1681 Ай бұрын

I can’t believe they didn’t include the part where Doug came back with various disguises and got banned each time.

@sanddry738 Ай бұрын

Holy shit there’s more to this?!? The bot was amazing and I’d love to see that. Will check out the stream then

@emilyg9253 Ай бұрын

Same! That was my favorite part of the stream

@rhaegnarok Ай бұрын

There is so much more to dougdougs streams

@typlosionattack8595 Ай бұрын

Anyone have a link to the full thing?

@lemonade2879 Ай бұрын

@@typlosionattack8595its in the description👍

@theultimaterat5064 Ай бұрын

can we mention that he messed up the ice cream trial and said that he was just going to "fight the melted ice cream?" He never said anything about saving the children from the danger it posed... W lawyer!

@Excalibur9905 Ай бұрын

You’re released peacefully outside the courtroom. … Oh no look out. *AAAUUGG*

@Knightgob 27 күн бұрын

I don't know why that was so funny to me

@Oakendal Ай бұрын

Doug really cut out all the times he got banned from Twitchville by the judge and then had to come back as a “new” person

@krissa9664 Ай бұрын

Release the identity theft cut

@nejishadow Ай бұрын

At least you can kinda notice by the outfit changes

@MagiRemmie Ай бұрын

@@nejishadow So that is what happened to his pants?

@thegiantjj Ай бұрын

Bros trying to cover it up💀

@cubisttubist Ай бұрын

@@nejishadow Oh THAT'S why his shirt kept changing!

@reekill_playlists Ай бұрын

As someone who has been a mod for another streamer (quit streaming), I honestly felt the mods bloodlust on a personal level to the point where I was fighting a war with myself between wanting to see death and legal victory at the same time

@hrackdos_the_archdevil2630 Ай бұрын

Why do mods get so bloodlusted?

@latbil Ай бұрын

@@hrackdos_the_archdevil2630dealing with all of us idiots I assume 😂

@tejasdixit4417 Ай бұрын

They were not gifted the free ice cream party promised.

@hans-gg7tr Ай бұрын

14:53 That comeback was actually hilarious. Respect to phummy on that.

@MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt Ай бұрын

for anyone wondering, he didnt ban the victims, he timed them out for 1 million seconds. he says so at about 23:00

@toast6375 Ай бұрын

Looks like someone is new here, that’s true with all of them

@MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt Ай бұрын

@@toast6375 i said victimS in my defense

@MaoMaster69 Ай бұрын

the fact that the judge honed in on the true threat of DougDoug's channel with just a few trials shows that AI is going to take over our jobs

@EEEEEEEE Ай бұрын

@Droub_ Ай бұрын

You put TWITCH CHAT on trial? YOU should be the one on trial! I won’t be buying the dougdoug mugmug when it gets restocked after this blasphemy!

@Ruskah0307 Ай бұрын

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

@Top_Hat_Walrus Ай бұрын

That happened later in the trial

@TesterIsDone Ай бұрын

@@Top_Hat_Walrusdo it again

@GavinFromWeb Ай бұрын

@@Ruskah0307wait, but they don't hate dougdoug, they just hated ougdoug

@imamorp7980 Ай бұрын

You should buy the "I didn't buy the DougDoug mugmug" shirt to show your disapproval.

@hughmann2309 21 күн бұрын

I like how it litterally became the Nurenburg trials in the end.

@sanddry738 Ай бұрын

This is one of the most based AI I’ve seen from DougDoug. spitting the best lines and not afraid to put people in their place goddamn. Can’t wait for the next trial in the courthouse.

@megamin6418 Ай бұрын

The “case dismissed” plot twist was insane

@FormerlyDuck Ай бұрын

It left out the part where Doug kept returning in different outfits pretending to be a new lawyer each time he got banned

@MelodicNoise23 Ай бұрын

ok this dougdoug ban arc is crazy, first he stages a completion where you have to guess his "secret rule" and if you don't you get banned, then he banned everyone that said happy birthday to him (and some), and now he just banned all twitch chat. truly the arc of all time

@SnufflySpy Ай бұрын

"As pointless as trying to put out a wildfire with a waterpistol" is a fire quote

@nerdcorner2680 Ай бұрын

We are slowly forming an AI expanded universe and I love it. Pajama Sam DougGPT Freddy Fish JudgeGPT Doug’s Interns Gerald Ford Bjorn Napoleon King George The day when Doug lets all of them talk to each other for a stream is going to be so unhinged

@snowhusky6689 Ай бұрын

He has lost the code to several of them unfortunately

@kingdingaling3376 Ай бұрын

Don’t forget jimmy two-toes

@gabrielgoes0 Ай бұрын

@@snowhusky6689noooo, I can't believe that

@day7163 Ай бұрын

@@kingdingaling3376What stream is that from?

@Kjf365 Ай бұрын

@@snowhusky6689We can rebuild them. We have the technology.

@deppstepp3330 Ай бұрын

One thing that was cut from the video was DougDoug coming back in a different outfit pretending to be someone else to represent a new user, and each time he got banned and had to come back in a different outfit.

@CrabRango Ай бұрын

The judge in banning mods has effectively enabled chaos by removing the order, and you could reasonably argue that without order, the judge is enabling unethical behavior which is, in itself, unethical decisionmaking, and he should be banned

@davysmith1934 Ай бұрын

While I see your argument; how many had to die needlessly before we got any peace? And who enforced that law? Judge Bot. You can argue chaos, but it's chaos without uncertainty, and cruelty, where one man can have you executed on a whim.

@AlkeralexExists Ай бұрын

the amount of metaphors the judge used is gonna make my english teacher jealous.

@MrChickenNugget123 Ай бұрын

Nothing like seeing in my notifications "i put twich chat in trials for their unethical behaviour"

@TyroRNG Ай бұрын

You'd both never expect him to do the things he did, yet aren't surprised when he does those things anyway.

@HeisenbergFam Ай бұрын

Twitch chat: *breathes* Doug: "your trial of life has expired"

@CapnWarpBeard Ай бұрын

breathing is against the law now that Covid-19 is around

@CapnWarpBeard Ай бұрын

So is touching your face

@Smileyrat Ай бұрын

Well, yah, Doug has not let us buy oxygen in a while now.

@gregtheseatreaderleviathan4609 Ай бұрын

@@CapnWarpBeard 4 years late lmao

@jabomacalua319 Ай бұрын

Oh hello hiesenberg! It's been a while Ima count his sightings: Sighting 108

@Issenthevampire Ай бұрын

I've never seen Parkzer more outraged then when he found out Doug didn't know what case dismissed meant

@pongo23 Ай бұрын

'Nerve wracking death lottery' is a great way to describe doug's streams in general

@DegmoGrandfather Ай бұрын

Seeing Parkzer break down a bit laughing was fun to see. he is usually so formal and polite.

@allinory Ай бұрын

Real

@Snekwithtophat Ай бұрын

Parkzer at 19:55 when he realized dougdoug rigged the event, true art

@Cinnamowo Ай бұрын

Doug being the worst fucking lawyer is so in character

@kyanchambers260 Ай бұрын

I love that even Parkzer, who is always so literal, is in on the joke about Doug being bald

@ShonenXIV Ай бұрын

"Ho! Ho! Hooo!....COUNCILLOR!" What an absolute badass judge.

@bobbobert9379 Ай бұрын

"Twitch chat is unethical" Doug: *orders the murder of innocent chatters after judgebot DISMISSES their cases* Not to mention the fact that the trail was for charges that would result in being trespassed from the town and Doug's "baliffs" are applying the DEATH penalty

@SuperDK09 Ай бұрын

The supposed “Muppets Law” presented as it is in the case doesn’t exist. However, it should be as it would genuinely clear very muddy cases in which the defendant was just “following orders”. THIS NEEDS TO BE A LAW NOW!

@amirsyamsyul6412 Ай бұрын

Mordrayus's argument was just "Good soldiers follow orders"

@xshymex Ай бұрын

Doug’s twitch ban arc has been my favorite so far

@PhummyLW Ай бұрын

I remember dying laughing when watching this live. The video is even funnier. Good shit.

@WhatIsTheHeat Ай бұрын

Hello Parkzer Parkzer Moderator

@PhummyLW Ай бұрын

@@WhatIsTheHeathello Mr. Heat

@MinkleCrow Ай бұрын

you were the best client

@PhummyLW Ай бұрын

@@MinkleCrow Thank you

@kingdingaling3376 Ай бұрын

Persom ? I though you pepr

@Jeriun Ай бұрын

Judge: "Cased dismissed" Doug: "So I took that personally"

@DeLuciosX Ай бұрын

This is the first stream I watched live, I loved it, it has everything. Doug doing coding, fixing stuff on the fly, some crashes, eventually even content. And boy, was that good content, the story, the twist, the ending. Pure perfection. I never watched Doug live again. (But that's because I'm european and he streams mostly when either I am asleep or at work.)

@jessicest Ай бұрын

now imagine they do an Ace Attorney style courtroom Make the judge match AA judge Parkzer is the prosecutor DougDoug is the defense A twitch chatter as witness Another as defendant

@sanddry738 Ай бұрын

I have a feeling this judge would be terrifying in an Ace Attorney style scenario. He’d actually be competent.

@fhwkeifuenw Ай бұрын

Oh my god that would be amazing.

@ed_cmntonly Ай бұрын

"Your Honor, I must need to inform you that autopsy report Douglas Douglas and that fellow Twitch Chatter witness had... Is outdated." - Parkzer, probably

@leonardorolingstella8554 Ай бұрын

I actually cheered when 6ems won the case for challenging buildings to a cookoff

@TheChair-516 Ай бұрын

The trial of the mods turned into the Nuremberg Trials real quick

@johnt.190 Ай бұрын

Doug’s judgment is reminding me of “The Trial” from _The Wall._ Since, my friends, we have revealed his deepest fears, we sentence Doug to be exposed before his peers!

@GamerHedghog Ай бұрын

“There are weird people in twitch chat.” There are normal ones?

@Door227 Ай бұрын

There are ones?

@cin2110 Ай бұрын

@@Door227 No only twos

@Door227 Ай бұрын

@@cin2110 oh okay

@Of_Mail Ай бұрын

KZfaq chat was better

@n1trogasoline Ай бұрын

indeed

@tankseye9915 Ай бұрын

Agreed

@LincDoesStuff Ай бұрын

You mean is

@Legandsneverdie81892 Ай бұрын

How did this bot get the top comment!? I was first!!

@Omegaset Ай бұрын

KZfaq chat based

@isqqcc Ай бұрын

i love the dynamic of doug and his twitch chat. these streams are so comforting

@shimari5107 Ай бұрын

I love how much Parkzer broke here, such a rare sight lol

@Froggend Ай бұрын

Sad to see Doug didn’t include when he got kicked out of twitchville like 3 times and came back in a new outfit every time

@raiden1766 Ай бұрын

OUR unethical behaviour?? Damn you Doug YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!

@sockseasoner Ай бұрын

The judge psychoanalyzing the defendants makes me think what if an AI psychologist diagnosed chat?

@benji2014 Ай бұрын

a dougdoug vs parkzer mock trial with an AI judge would go insanely hard

@khora3845 Ай бұрын

Bold strategy for the mods to employ the Nuremburg Defense

@likeapro4242 Ай бұрын

I can FEEL Parkzer losing brain cells during the whole “Case Dismissed” debacle

@thewalrus2035 Ай бұрын

Dude that final verdict from the judge was so good wth

@Rattyboy-dw5ip Ай бұрын

This was the only VOD I watched on the dougdoug VOD and it’s sooo good he absolutely destroys Doug and the mods even more then it shows in this video!

@LJ_973 Ай бұрын

That’s gonna be a long sentence RIP Twitch Chat

@user-db7hr4ji2t Ай бұрын

How long where they banned for?

@LJ_973 Ай бұрын

@@user-db7hr4ji2t this was a joke lol

@graysontinker Ай бұрын

@@user-db7hr4ji2tUsually bans for content are for 1,000,000 seconds, or about 11 and a half days.

@MinnowTF Ай бұрын

Doug, I don’t think that a Twitch Chat can have a trial in a court of law.

@snohiyy Ай бұрын

Well, I didn't think twitch chat could reenact shrek, play dnd, take personality quizes, or have a war against ludwigs youtube chat. But somehow this madlad did it all.

@MinnowTF Ай бұрын

@@snohiyyWell, in order to have a legal trial, you must legally be a person, and Twitch Chat lacks the qualities necessary to be a human.

@gaIIowsCaIibrator Ай бұрын

@MinnowTF are you sure? I've tried a parrot in court before

@snohiyy Ай бұрын

@@MinnowTF I mean, deadpool can go to court right?

@gabrielgoes0 Ай бұрын

Well, powder my wig and call me Beethoven

@CFijWPG Ай бұрын

I love how Parkzer is usually very serious and matter-of-fact in sort of an anti-joke-esque way, but then becomes a class-A shitposter when it comes to "BALD" and "RIGGED'

@blacklight683 Ай бұрын

I love how Doug was visibility hurt from the judge's roast and dam he is good at them, how did he get this good?

@JoSephGD Ай бұрын

(Slight spoilers for The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles) Doug becoming the Reaper of the Bailey is something I both did and did not expect from a stream like this. Good job, Doug.

@alansmithee1412 Ай бұрын

Pray forgive the discourtesy of filling this hallowed chalice while I incorrectly code an artificial intelligence.

@flipsfruitland9853 Ай бұрын

@alansmithee1412 Pray forgive the discourtesy of brandishing my 5 dollar feet pics unto the bench.

@ghostlyyyyyy Ай бұрын

Now that i think about it it really was like that