I Found The Weirdest YouTuber

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I Found The Weirdest YouTuber

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@engieDEER 6 ай бұрын

So to summarize this: this man is eating scented candles and is convinced that eating candles is "truth of the universe". Also he is using Alexa or Google to speak in broken english while living in a building that is marked for demolishment. The

@jeffery9543 6 ай бұрын

Terrible summary. He ENJOYS eating candles, BUT he thinks the truth of the universe is that one existential theory about our observable universe being like the stuff you can see under a microscope. Like we're also just micro organisms to potentially much larger worlds. Don't personally believe it, but its an interesting concept to think about.

@bbqsauceenjoyer838 6 ай бұрын

The

@xxxilluminate5754 6 ай бұрын

Maybe he is on to something (besides crack) since eating the candles have made him infertile, what if he sacrificed his reproductive system in order to get brain power and knowledge and that's why the goverment is hunting him down its either that or he's a skinwalker

@arutezza 6 ай бұрын

the water harbors the fungus and the fungus like sour cream. I am infertile from eating scented candles

@stopcallingmesid 6 ай бұрын

The

@vihj3645 6 ай бұрын

The idea of an man slowing going insane while eating candles seems like something straight out of an Junji Ito story

@chazmeister0710 6 ай бұрын

Junji Ito is when candles

@mr.bingusthecat 6 ай бұрын

except he starts turning into candle too

@gangleri1358 6 ай бұрын

@@chazmeister0710 The

@ShatteredGlass916 6 ай бұрын

@@mr.bingusthecat nah if this is Junji Ito, he and his family starts to melt like candlewax and then the wax pool hardened, leaving them as a solid, sentient, aware thing-y

@krusher181 6 ай бұрын

Nah it’s the feckin American dream mate

@mpaz5331 6 ай бұрын

Its you btw

@tanaka90 6 ай бұрын

Why cant Pyro be a JP kemonomi vtuber so it would be easy for me to watch his content

@Beanzops 6 ай бұрын

LPC is friend he commet my the the my community post

@subtoadp2 6 ай бұрын

So true

@Takolouski 6 ай бұрын

🗿

@Beanzops 6 ай бұрын

@alcreamie_fan who are the you why are you number 1 and calling me L?

@greenloudperson1787 6 ай бұрын

The weirdest KZfaqr is the one that has 300 Gigabytes of furry inflation on their PC

@JacktheStripper-tc5pn 6 ай бұрын

Only 300? Maybe Pyro isn't so bad after all

@ZuraVT 6 ай бұрын

Bold of you to assume that he doesn't have a 1TB minimum.

@dylan2-ud9yd 6 ай бұрын

And he groomed a 14 yr old french girl

@alexthewrecker4666 6 ай бұрын

Does 300GB even exist 😭

@dissplayed 6 ай бұрын

@@alexthewrecker4666 wait until you hear about terabytes

@_s_9920 6 ай бұрын

most unhinged part is using youtube purely for the community post features.

@lpc9929 6 ай бұрын

Who are this

@Archipelagoat 6 ай бұрын

I CAUGHT YOU

@Lukecopper 6 ай бұрын

The

@lpc9929 6 ай бұрын

what happening

@toxiiskullz 6 ай бұрын

Nowhere but everywhere

@dylan2-ud9yd 6 ай бұрын

HI LPC WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

@slazulo 6 ай бұрын

Candle Eating KZfaqr Situation is Crazy

@slazulo 6 ай бұрын

ok i finished the video it is actually Insane this time

@Cobyba 6 ай бұрын

This is the fairest use of this title so far

@unimportantcommenter4356 6 ай бұрын

Craziest Guy Ever Eats Candles

@icarus1847 6 ай бұрын

Legit 100000 BC caveman testing the mushrooms outside the cave behavior

@ebjebj629 6 ай бұрын

It’s very important documentation

@comfydoggo 6 ай бұрын

"I'm infertile from candles" is somehow funny to me… My humor is broken.

@noahanders7605 6 ай бұрын

same

@somusai 6 ай бұрын

Its so random and bizarre so it makes giggle quite a bit

@Handles_AreStupid 6 ай бұрын

Comedy is a mixture of breaking expectations and an element of random or creative solutions to sentances or problems. If someone said "I cut my grass with a toothpick", it will be infinitely funnier than the expected "I cut my grass with a lawn mower". It's not your sense of humor that's broken, it's this guy's mental health. I'm pretty sure it's also an ARG based on the repitition of the word "the", the number of the items presented and the era of their manufacture. If I was remotely bored enough, I'd try cracking it, but you do run the risk of this just being a nutcase that owns a billion nokia flip phones for some reason...

@andrewlynch4126 6 ай бұрын

The

@devonesq.7533 6 ай бұрын

i wanna know how he figured out he's infertile, he doesn't seem like someone who would be getting around

@NeonBeeCat 6 ай бұрын

If this guy is actually eating candles, bro is gonna have more petroleum inside him more than the middle east

@flightpointer 6 ай бұрын

until he gets lighted inside

@blutygergaming8789 6 ай бұрын

He is the Middle East

@innouniversedoineedthis 6 ай бұрын

Counterpoint: he lives in the middle east

@v1rat. 6 ай бұрын

America: allow us to introduce ourselves

@cherryonthemoon 6 ай бұрын

@@innouniversedoineedthisi don’t think so. i’m from the united arab emarites (sa is a neighbor of ours) and based on the water label, the absence of arabic writing/ translation on the dove soap boxes and the mister peanut packaging i disagree w u

@dnsoulx 6 ай бұрын

im imagining the man going to the store and buying 27 remotes, 15 tubs of sour cream, 39 tins of planters nuts, 6 pressure cookers, and then 300 candles. i'd love to know who employs this man. The

@komradesnoipah1036 5 ай бұрын

from what i read he was living in a building and there was an earthquake near it so hes living free so honestly if this is real etc he probably just stole everything from the other abandoned apartments

@HowToMeme 6 ай бұрын

This feels canon to the Cruelty Squad universe

@ayowdf 6 ай бұрын

This is just like Gorbino’s quest

@Depuree 6 ай бұрын

This is gorbinos quest of life.

@Notjo6200 6 ай бұрын

I’m glad Pyro’s becoming aware of his own channel now

@JESSETHEGAMEARSIGMA 6 ай бұрын

yeah

@Beanzops 6 ай бұрын

LPC is friend he commet my the the my community post

@souljaboy.6668 6 ай бұрын

same so many people think its real tho lmao i could do this in SD 1.5, I'm just not cringe enough to post under everyone vids

@JESSETHEGAMEARSIGMA 6 ай бұрын

cool yeah fr fr yeah yerah fr yeahyeah fr@@souljaboy.6668

@Beanzops 6 ай бұрын

@alcreamie_fan how that the the L?

@mattyg3227 6 ай бұрын

he doesnt have to say "hello everybody, flashbang here". he already flashbangs us with that hairstyle and the camera being bright as fuck

@X-SPONGED 6 ай бұрын

13:43 "Onion harbors the horror" Alright, pack it up, boys. We cracked this case wide open. He's infertile from eating scented candles because he's a Jerma viewer who's escaped asylum and took refuge in a building that's about to be demolished. That's it, movie's over. We can go home now.

@kajamatousek247 6 ай бұрын

When the horror peeps back

@komradesnoipah1036 5 ай бұрын

the fact they stomach pumped him to remove the wax and he still kept going chad

@YourLocalNobody420 6 ай бұрын

As a person who found this guy all on my own I’m proud of how far my boy has come

@nat8264 6 ай бұрын

This guy should be invited to the TBH podcast, he's onto something.

@revilno 6 ай бұрын

This guy comments on Sleep Deprived only saying “I am infertile from eating scented candles”

@PosterityIslesNews Ай бұрын

wendigoon recently as well

@Tuft-fz3ik 6 ай бұрын

Yknow what would be weirder is you finally streaming shipwrecked and walten files

@Coldsteak 6 ай бұрын

based

@jonesblack1742 6 ай бұрын

he's stalling. coward

@Beanzops 6 ай бұрын

LPC is friend he commet my the the my community post

@OkachaWasTaken 6 ай бұрын

@@quartz930 YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF BEING MID YOU WASTE

@b_a_nned 6 ай бұрын

Real

@linuxnoob8065 6 ай бұрын

It’s completely crazy that pyro has finally become self aware.

@DivineBlues 6 ай бұрын

Unironically, this could entirely be artificial intelligence, And we would have no clue

@mariobosnjak99 6 ай бұрын

Yeah but where does the AI get the images from? There is no way they are AI generated. The images are fr

@MatthewT394 6 ай бұрын

@@mariobosnjak99 ai for text and some man goes through the trouble of set pieces

@F00Tss 6 ай бұрын

The candles are probably real and some of them have made reoccurrences in multiple posts

@zzodysseuszz 6 ай бұрын

@@mariobosnjak99ai could easily create original brand names and designs for fake candles and still be convincing due to how formulaic brand designs usually are.

@maximjursa256 6 ай бұрын

Wooosh

@rat5875 6 ай бұрын

Sanest cruelty squad npc discovering the the truthofunivrs

@mrcrougher3867 6 ай бұрын

“I found the weirdest KZfaqr” it’s you pyro it’s you

@ellusiv5121 5 ай бұрын

glad he found himself

@zartam2188 6 ай бұрын

My theory is that he ends all his text-to-speech sentences with "Alexa stop the text--to-speech". But because it is translated from Arabic to English, the first part of "Alexa" is translated to English. "Al" in Arabic means "The".

@Car_made_of_cheese 5 ай бұрын

My sister showed me this guy before you made a video about him. I was literally laughing so hard at his posts that I couldn’t breathe😂

@Longshanks1690 6 ай бұрын

“I found the weirdest KZfaqr” Pyro thats a mirror

@blackjackveteran 6 ай бұрын

boo

@RJC_Mutant 6 ай бұрын

The fake deep voice was a good throwback to the good old days

@rahcknabthefirst 6 ай бұрын

Im convinced all of this is part of a new analog horror series

@blackjackveteran 6 ай бұрын

me too

@blackjackveteran 6 ай бұрын

more of an arg probably

@tavim5481 5 ай бұрын

its this crazy analog horror series called "Schizophrenia "

@Shionoko 6 ай бұрын

Your editor deserves a raise for their outstanding taste in Sonic music. Apotos - Day is some of peak World Adventure.

@dfruit4588 6 ай бұрын

this guy gets it

@bexxx97 6 ай бұрын

i kept thinking that another song was playing but then it'd go away, so thank you for saying what the song is. looked it up, nice

@powderedwater67 6 ай бұрын

This is the beginning of an ARG if i've ever seen one. What's with the multiple copies of the same object spread around each reviewed candle?

@MatthewT394 6 ай бұрын

schizophrenia

@Helixxs 6 ай бұрын

No i think he's just schizophrenic

@jblen 6 ай бұрын

These are the exact kind of images I'd expect AI to spit out, but they look too perfect and consistent, and theres text which AI is still pretty terrible at, so it must be real.

@powderedwater67 6 ай бұрын

From now on, when someone ask me to explain my actions, I'm responding with "I have the truth of universe".

@dex.16 6 ай бұрын

"it harbors the the fungus" is so funny

@GottaDieFast 6 ай бұрын

"i'll stream early tomorrow guys" 3 days later and he's eating candle wax for content

@alexthewrecker4666 6 ай бұрын

Based and candlepilled 💪🕯️😋

@lwfawn 5 ай бұрын

I’m glad people are discovering L PC. He’s too funny.

@DN_123 6 ай бұрын

*I AM INFERTILE FROM EATING SCENTED CANDLE" -the man who unlocked the universe.

@DaveIsHere28 6 ай бұрын

This is some fallout vault dweller you get notes and computer entries detailing their descent into insanity and then they attack you while rambling when you find them.

@AntiVectorTV 6 ай бұрын

All of his weird pictures would make EXCELLENT album covers.

@RS-tc2ct 5 ай бұрын

Not sure what's more impressive: this weird hobby of eating candles or somehow taking pictures of them with groups of random objects

@lord_of_pug 6 ай бұрын

This guy is literally the most sane pyro viewer 💀💀💀

@damaton 6 ай бұрын

We need a 2 hour video explaining this "ARG"

@Doc_Cake 6 ай бұрын

1 view in 17 seconds, the most embarassing fall off ever.

@Noobway_aka_likarmi 6 ай бұрын

him saying hey google triggered my phones google.

@EquinFrost 5 ай бұрын

I was inspired, I ate some garden mint candle and not a single mosquito has come within 40 centimeters of me

@reyl1936 6 ай бұрын

this no joke feels like a cryptic arg

@cheezonus2109 6 ай бұрын

Such bravery for admitting you're the weirdest youtuber pyro

@Beanzops 6 ай бұрын

LPC is friend he commet my the the my community post

@s0sa586 6 ай бұрын

Super unfunny and desperate

@NerveApe1081 6 ай бұрын

I’m very happy that pyro was finally able to track down his father. Great work

@kaya2644 6 ай бұрын

Bro is terminally online

@hhypernovaa 6 ай бұрын

I would watch a full 3 hour main channel video where pyro does a deep dive into this man and his life

@Jay_Reyes 6 ай бұрын

unrelated, but the sonic unleashed soundtrack in the back was just unexpected nostalgia I would never think i’d experience.

@eyeamKurisu 6 ай бұрын

we need a main channel video on this one

@Toro563 6 ай бұрын

Pyro finally admitting he is the weirdest and most deranged individual on this site

@randomfoxyboi8687 6 ай бұрын

Pyro has finally become self aware about his slop

@hambass6310 6 ай бұрын

This is like some arg shit right here with the amount of ancient artifacts he has in his possession, also the candle eating

@Comequat 6 ай бұрын

13:05 Pyro is really so terminally online that he called ear defenders noise cancelling headphones...

@AidenTyrellWashington 5 ай бұрын

If its ironic I hope that the creator or anyone else never reveals that this guy is doing it ironically. It would ruin it.

@WaskoDaFox 6 ай бұрын

Forget the chins, forget petscop, forget hairline jokes. I WHEEZE everytime pyro says "What's up guys, flashbang here"

@Artinho.edits. 6 ай бұрын

The slop is getting worse, thanks 😊

@Artinho.edits. 6 ай бұрын

Also heart this I am infertile

@Depuree 6 ай бұрын

Funniest pyro viewer

@ovepowned1743 6 ай бұрын

I found the weirdest KZfaqr who won’t stream shipwrecked 64

@Blaza303 6 ай бұрын

He's cowardice is deeper than Level 3 🤧

@Sillystickiced 6 ай бұрын

Great to see the pyrolive videos are starting to become more like the early days of the channel

@MastaBroshiX 6 ай бұрын

FINALLY, i fell down this rabbit hole so long ago

@Jack-79 6 ай бұрын

biggest pyro lies: - "I am not short" - "I have one chin" - "I have a good hairline" - "I stream daily"

@Karasu-Bot 6 ай бұрын

He makes me feel like I'm reading dark souls item descriptions

@kaniac_ 6 ай бұрын

"I have discovered a person and before this I had no idea they existed before"

@averytherockgod9822 6 ай бұрын

I wonder if he thinks Pyro’s slopposting is “the” or “👎”

@ascendedisamazing 6 ай бұрын

Pyro was hoping SO hard for a belly pic from this guy

@CPPRODUCTIONS1001 6 ай бұрын

Pyro took me behind a waitrose in Surrey and made me watch as he ate the batteries out if sky remotes he stole from his neighbours

@DrDaMoZ 6 ай бұрын

This reminds me of that TLC show with people having Pica and eating things like rocks and pillow stuffing.

@teggunnad 6 ай бұрын

Plot points He holds the secrets of the universe He is infertile from eating candles The government is trying to brainwas him Hey google He is concerned about some bacteria thing

@lordsauron8546 6 ай бұрын

Average Cruelty Squad NPC.

@Localcatgirl_ 5 ай бұрын

I think he’s slowly dying via eating candles, like it’s melting his brain, which lead to such broken English

@livingcheese2910 6 ай бұрын

I have slept only 4 hours and might be slightly ill. But the video actually makes me feel liking still being in a fever dream.

@doorknob7420 6 ай бұрын

9:40 doorknob

@thecrusadingcody 6 ай бұрын

This unironically made my head start hurting

@Velmari_ 6 ай бұрын

Hearing Spyro 3 musiv in the background truly brought a nostalgic feeling

@sophiaisabelle01 6 ай бұрын

I've seen weird content, but they could never live up to this. This is highly suspicious.

@IDoABitOfTrollin 6 ай бұрын

No this channel is literally amazing. Hes the most amazing ARG

@22Kurses 6 ай бұрын

I’m glad the pyro autobiography has come out

@KATinBLACK 6 ай бұрын

I just spent money buying Hazbin Hotel merch, specifically Vox, so I don't need your merch anymore Pyro. I won't have to fight for my life in Birmingham

@kenny187ful 6 ай бұрын

L PC's account is gone, Big Candle got him, RIP 🕯️🙏🏻🕯️🙏🏻🕯️

@diandragiffaryelsakurniawa3465 6 ай бұрын

Should make 1 hour of deep dive video of this individual

@RealElongatedMuskrat 6 ай бұрын

this poor man is so unwell. Get him on stream.

@venomshot2815 6 ай бұрын

An original pyrolive video? Impossible

@chronotrig3180 6 ай бұрын

This guy talks like a Cruelty squad character

@ethandixon6580 6 ай бұрын

so happy to see Pyro finally having self awareness

@makimamagica2000 6 ай бұрын

oh you finally figured out that it's you pyro!

@danthegooberman15 6 ай бұрын

all my homies think the "BUT BEFORE THAT I HAVE SOME AMAZING NEWS" is the best jumpscare in internet horror video history. pyro you make great scary content i jump everytime i see your face on screen keep up the good work man.