i get expelled from kindergarten Twitter: / poofesure
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@Poofesure10 ай бұрын
i didn't think it was possible
@Crunchy261710 ай бұрын
me either
@HoppyHopscotch286110 ай бұрын
Hu
@wgamer8510 ай бұрын
yo
@escuadronpotato923410 ай бұрын
Dem
@ajpvxx10 ай бұрын
go to sleep
@kearstin463810 ай бұрын
"My dad makes me nervous because he hates me." is gonna resonate with so many people
@fruitberry.milk.200210 ай бұрын
😭😭😭 bless those souls
@Zorro91299 ай бұрын
Daddy issues
@timothyy159 ай бұрын
The anime community especially
@TacosAreWizard4 күн бұрын
@@timothyy15 I think you’re mistaking us with the furry community.
@timothyy154 күн бұрын
@@TacosAreWizard I think more so the MHA community but yes
@bigjohnsbreakfastlog581910 ай бұрын
"Gets expelled for repeat offenses involving violence as a kindergartner, becomes a teacher" Yeah, that's the MDickie experience.
@Umbra_Magna77710 ай бұрын
3:18 For anyone who’s curious, that emblem at the back of the stage says “solum locum experieris violentiam”, which is Latin for, “the only place you will experience violence.”
@SomeI3ody10 ай бұрын
imagine getting body slammed by a grown ass man in kindergarten but still being charged for assault, and then expelled, and hired as a teacher-
@demonsuckafucka68287 ай бұрын
Society be like
@TristenTimberwolf5 ай бұрын
thats life
@3mily2.024 күн бұрын
American public schools be like:
@shiiierin12 күн бұрын
sounds pretty true to me
@frenchtoast355310 ай бұрын
In my game, my mom (who's a teacher) walked into the classroom pissed about something I did. She climbed on the table to try body slamming me, MISSED, and destroyed the table in front of me. I was the one who got in trouble and sent to the principal's office. Later, I got expelled because my character pissed herself. Fun times :)
@Notmiddleg10 ай бұрын
That is legendary
@feder2810 ай бұрын
Sounds like an MDickie game sequence of events alright
@neonskylite224210 ай бұрын
@@feder28as someone who has played a little bit of MDickie's wrestling games but only ever seen his simulation games being played by youtubers it just seems to me like you're just being assaulted unprovoked by everyone all the time. like i could totally understand them throwing down in a ring but why does everyone want to beat you up in the school game
@esifas654110 ай бұрын
game name?
@feder2810 ай бұрын
@@esifas6541 Old School
@TheKingHuskerGames10 ай бұрын
Poof is the only one that can get expelled from kindergarten of all places
@Floofie_boi10 ай бұрын
and then after getting expelled become a teacher
@butterdowg496510 ай бұрын
@@Floofie_boiat the same school
@timothyy1510 ай бұрын
rookie stats. i got expelled from pre-school
@kingcrapout10 ай бұрын
Bro has NOT heard about kenji
@8abydoll9 ай бұрын
I actually did 😭😭 I was a bad ass little kid
@Benny.26110 ай бұрын
That was actually the kid from Bully Poof, his name was just Billy Hogskin instead of Jimmy Hopkins lmao
@kaitlando63610 ай бұрын
😂
@brandondonahue67910 ай бұрын
Immediately after poof was asked to get out of debt by 6 am, he either crafted or found a bag of coins that would’ve gotten him out of debt, but he didn’t know what it was and dropped it 😂
@Marksman_1210 ай бұрын
Wasn't that supposed to be a bag of thumbtacks?
@ArkOfTheShadow10 ай бұрын
@@Marksman_12 yes, they were thumbtacks , fun as hell to use in Wrestling Empire
@Sarah-dl6me10 ай бұрын
and at 14:40 the girl talking to him had money in her hand lol
@ArkOfTheShadow10 ай бұрын
@@Sarah-dl6me I was screaming "SHE'S GOT MONEY IN HER HAND" Poof could have got out of debt potentially but didn't notice,
@feder2810 ай бұрын
Those were thumbtacks
@mart_liam5510 ай бұрын
“I’d like a new hat.” Haven’t heard that in a while…
@fruitberry.milk.200210 ай бұрын
OOOH YEAH
@alienigga10 ай бұрын
oh shiiiieeet
@Woohoowi110 ай бұрын
i would like some new clothes
@aaronfoster-io1wc10 ай бұрын
Thank you poof for making me laugh during a difficult time
@alfredodelagarza703110 ай бұрын
Hope your situation gets better. :)
@BobotPlayzBobotRebel10 ай бұрын
Hope you're doing alright, you got support from us ♥️
@LivvyTube2410 ай бұрын
Sending love and support ^^
@thatfroggyguy10 ай бұрын
@@LivvyTube24hiiii
@LivvyTube2410 ай бұрын
@@thatfroggyguy heyo
@ik0la3 ай бұрын
12:41 is fucking me up I don't know why a caveman with pink pigtails smashing a guitar and an iron pipe together is so funny to me
@zozozoozoz2 ай бұрын
HAHAHHA
@lemongentleman892510 ай бұрын
I beat kindergarten first try, obviously a skill issue
@21Handguns10 ай бұрын
Source: trust me bro
@dtvfenrirofficial10 ай бұрын
Peter: oh man this is intense! Almost as intense as that one time I’ve beaten kindergarten on my first try!
@mrgnstarrr10 ай бұрын
didn’t ask
@lemongentleman892510 ай бұрын
@@21Handguns I mean, I can do math
@21Handguns10 ай бұрын
@@lemongentleman8925 if that's all you can do,then I'm afraid I got bad news for you
@leyulis888210 ай бұрын
The Fat Tits lore is gettint complex, this whole story leads to Fat T. dead in jail
@LordPepe-jh5dt10 ай бұрын
Thanks for the laughs. I'm in a rough patch mentally and I don't think I've actually laughed at something in a week. I needed this.
@GooseGoosington8410 ай бұрын
Stay strong homie
@LordPepe-jh5dt10 ай бұрын
@@GooseGoosington84 Thanks man. I've been doing everything I can to stay alive for my friends and family, but it's hard sometimes. When I was in school, nobody told me that simply living was going to be the hardest part of my day sometimes. Just have to take it one day at a time.
@margotferg8 ай бұрын
@@LordPepe-jh5dt I know this is a late response but I hope you’re doing better! I feel you, lately I’ve been in a hard depression and it’s hard for me to get up and go to work. Watching these before work has helped a lot and I hope his videos continue to help you. You got this! ❤
@oliverbican561710 ай бұрын
"home, the most hostile place I know" That sounds kinda relatable...
@panayiotispp10 ай бұрын
As a European this is exactly how I imagined kindergarden life looks like in America.
@MilkBeverage9 ай бұрын
It’s close enough
@Wabu_2279 ай бұрын
As an Aussie I agree with you, lol
@jamesreading95835 ай бұрын
The developer is British.
@czech_ring3 ай бұрын
@@jamesreading9583 the uk doesn't count as european since brexit
@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah2 ай бұрын
@@czech_ring Last time I checked it was still in Europe
@Canadian-Dude10 ай бұрын
Watching Poof’s vids always helps me escape reality and enjoy a good laugh before bed. Thank you!!! 🙏
@mochimia860610 ай бұрын
3:19 made me spit out my drink
@mochimia860610 ай бұрын
like he heard two chords, class ended, said you wasted his time, AND gave you an F
@Awesome_Thomas10 ай бұрын
40 MINUTE POOFESURE VIDEO YES
@macyaceytmsp513510 ай бұрын
Well damn. He’s done it, it was about time.
@Notmiddleg10 ай бұрын
I thought it impossible, but it's not
@freebird16219 ай бұрын
7:05 Roddy Piper and Hulk Hogan sighting. I love the wrestling attention to detail. 7:57 CM Punk on the poster 22:40 Nikki Bella 22:58 John Cena 33:30 Skull Crushing Finale
@cherylshover672810 ай бұрын
Somebody needs to compile a movie of the complete Fat Tits lore between Old School and their future in Hard Time.
@sav716710 ай бұрын
only poof can get expelled from kindergarten 😭
@robertwildschwein72079 ай бұрын
Sadly, MDickie removed death from this game because "killing children is bad" (but killing wrestlers is ok apparently).
@itsblackchu7 ай бұрын
Actually yes. You can die in this game being a child
@robertwildschwein72077 ай бұрын
@@itsblackchu Yet I have been blown up and ran over by trains multiple times, but only went to hospital for it.
@itsblackchu7 ай бұрын
@@robertwildschwein7207 Well one time i came out of a hole made with a shovel with low health and literally freaking died as a child
@Raincally10 ай бұрын
24:03 Did anyone noticed the guy away from the tracks holding a tombstone 😂
@GladoreFR10 ай бұрын
I think you cant die as a kindergarten, got my ass kicked countless times and either revived on the spot or was brought to the hospital, however when i played as a 12th grade i died the first time i went down :c
@a.grimes420210 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure the guy watching you sleep was supposed to be the wrestler Mick Foley. Also, this may not seem true, but yeah... _six_ is the French word for the English word six.
@ARMASOG10 ай бұрын
He also said they stole it from english but english actually inherited it from french.
@SpiralPoliFemboy10 ай бұрын
Lmao yeah it's Mick Foley I couldn't believe my eyes. Apparently Matt Dickie uses actual wrestlers in the wrestling games but uses pseudonyms to get around copyright. Some of the wrestlers made it into this game.
@a.grimes420210 ай бұрын
@@SpiralPoliFemboy Yup. I’ve watched newLEGACYinc play that game. Also, I believe I spotted “Rowdy” Roddy Piper on the streets driving a motorcycle *🏍️ 🤣* .
@darkside5959.10 ай бұрын
“My dad makes me nervous cuz he usually hates me”. Felt that one
@afellowguy19339 ай бұрын
I wonder what kind of trauma inspired MDickie to create this game
@Happwer210 ай бұрын
As a woman who got expelled from kindergarten, I can relate to this guy
@DrthVdr_qt10 ай бұрын
what’s the story here
@mukuplays10 ай бұрын
Well, don't leave us in suspense!
@JukeCubed10 ай бұрын
How though
@Kmika0010 ай бұрын
Thank you poof for giving me the perfect thing to watch before going to sleep
@user-jx3hx10 ай бұрын
"I'm coming to get you tits" is both an ominous and hilarious bit dialog
@katsauce10 ай бұрын
YES I'm here early. been literally hovering to see more of Old School, THANK YOU POOF
@Corbs_vinyl_and_cassettes10 ай бұрын
Thank You so much poofesure for making me laugh while i'm dealing with severe depression.
@margotferg8 ай бұрын
I feel you.❤ hang in there! It’ll be okay.
@RedstoneRuler10 ай бұрын
I swear the grade levels in this game mean absolutely nothing
@amanda259010 ай бұрын
poof pls do more of this series, i haven't laughed this hard in a while
@Catcatian10 ай бұрын
This is legit what American public schools are like.
@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig35566 ай бұрын
So true 😂😂😂😂
@MutedAndReported303210 ай бұрын
If there is a ‘???’ Answer when you’re asked to answer a question, it means that you missed a class, and you didn’t hear what the option was. So the more classes you miss the more random it is whether you pass or not Also, the reason you failed that Music class is because the lesson ended early. That’s why you need to take a seat asap when you come into a class, ao the teacher can give you the task sooner. You played the guitar correctly, but there was not enough time to pass
@RottenPancake9 ай бұрын
🤓
@MutedAndReported30329 ай бұрын
🤓
@xofrnkiee9 ай бұрын
@@RottenPancakecorny
@Alias795557 ай бұрын
@@xofrnkiee🌽
@TheFurry10 ай бұрын
YES PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE VIDEOS! By far my favorite series you've done
@ThyHolySkunk250710 ай бұрын
I remember almost getting suspended in kindergarten, over shoving a cup of chocolate pudding in the teachers face and saying… I kid you not, “ass-face”
@rmstitanic191110 ай бұрын
24:03 Drunk Elmo’s laugh
@kikitheunibunny10 ай бұрын
Please please please keep these videos coming poof 😂🙏
@anamethatisntfinished119210 ай бұрын
18:58 “burger *eating intensifies*”
@MutedAndReported303210 ай бұрын
The thing you got at 9:50 is a moneybag! If you get that, press the taunt command and it gives you money
@nathanvanek647910 ай бұрын
3:29, meanwhile, the girl next to him is drinking beer.
@mmp545310 ай бұрын
these videos make me laugh the hardest of any videos I watch on youtube.
@GoCrazy6910 ай бұрын
11:26 Ultra instinct at its finest
@julianvillarreal145010 ай бұрын
Poofesure will always make my day. He’s one of the funniest KZfaqrs ever.
@ernsburnsgaming618110 ай бұрын
This is the most horrific game ever
@GavGaming1510 ай бұрын
that character looks stunning
@Subarubdub10 ай бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Poof murdered a (mostly) innocent man with his own tombstone? Even for Poof’s standards that’s brutal 💀.
@cosmeticincantations799710 ай бұрын
"....Have no choice to expell you..." "Become a teacher, u great! :D"
@user-jk4on6ui7y10 ай бұрын
29:52 Aint no way they got Mr. White in this game 💀
@defectumdefectum964210 ай бұрын
mr white has become a meth kingpin horror character into a human. hes evolving!
@candorcat573610 ай бұрын
Thank u poofesure i was on the edge of burnout, your videos help me so much thanks a lotttttt
@WesPlayz43010 ай бұрын
A kindergarten student being expelled is very rare but it happens to yours truly
@zxbzxbzxb19 ай бұрын
How many people did you beat to death with tombstones?
@RealColbalt10 ай бұрын
14:40 "This throne belongs to the king!" Poof: Excuse me...WHAT?!
@12...10 ай бұрын
love the poster that just says "B I Tc H"
@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig35566 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Dvrkwulf10 ай бұрын
I love when Poofesure plays ugly, poorly made games that I played back in middle school. It’s the perfect mix of nostalgia and modernity, and I’m here for it.
@LegendaryHeroponRiki9 ай бұрын
Sometimes graphics arent everything
@theshadowking31987 ай бұрын
@@LegendaryHeroponRikiyeah but these games have more than just graphical issues
@boogie620710 ай бұрын
That’s a quote “I’m out of debt! I have 1 dollar!”
@mochii_draws10 ай бұрын
THE "OH MY" WAS AGGRESSIVELY BRITISH HELP 🤪
@xDmakc10 ай бұрын
29:49 heisenberg himself arrested him
@fatnuts897410 ай бұрын
This dude nvr fails to make me laugh not even 3 minutes have gone by 😂
@Keiran2772910 ай бұрын
That thumb nail tho 😂
@UnluckiestJester10 ай бұрын
28:38 master martial artist. Wrestlers have to learn this move.
@camharrell2734Ай бұрын
This series is by far my favorite of your videos
@MarshallKujo10 ай бұрын
The exploding iPad made me laugh way too damn hard.
@maridiancrest24310 ай бұрын
I wonder if Poof will actually finish a class and answer a question this time. Probably not
@maridiancrest24310 ай бұрын
Im surprised. He managed to answer one though it was luck.
@tetra815710 ай бұрын
36:16 too real lmfaooo
@Zorro91299 ай бұрын
Inner-city student simulator
@faxturtle198310 ай бұрын
I know you didn’t buster
@RareWebex9 ай бұрын
16:07 yes its true the french word for 6 is six but its not pronounced the same way as english. its pronounced " cease " if that makes sense
@WeatherReport635 ай бұрын
More like "sissy" without the -y part
@fatso684317 күн бұрын
i love poofs laugh so much at 24:02
@JustAPersonWhoComments10 ай бұрын
MORE OLD SCHOOL CONTENT PLEASE!
@KNGMedusa10 ай бұрын
Jesus, why is everything so fucking chaotic? 😂
@andrewszanto93477 ай бұрын
This game got better fights than baki 😂
@thew73299 ай бұрын
he finally found the greatest addition to the new mdickie games - the train.
@vnpyr503610 ай бұрын
poofesure and mcdickie best combo
@blah783610 ай бұрын
petition to bring back tomodachi life
@NVR4GET10 ай бұрын
I could still do with more of this content 👌
@user1469010 ай бұрын
4:08 and 31:32 i can’t this series is too funny
@Zzaaccharay8 ай бұрын
I love the fact how his hair glows in the dark
@Wspre_10 ай бұрын
6:56 to 7:35 has me dying
@HowellSzn10 ай бұрын
19:56 Crying of laughter😂
@QueenJosephineOfTheNorth8 ай бұрын
Interesting how many pro wrestlers are in this.
@thetickler857 ай бұрын
31:11 Bruh it’s Watts. Hertz measures sound 😂
@KB-kx1ig10 ай бұрын
i love these videos , was hoping more of these drop😂😂
@15kinz10 ай бұрын
loving this series poof
@user-qd7qj6lh4u4 ай бұрын
I never thought a kindergartner who looks 68 years old would cause chaos.
@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare10 ай бұрын
I love how much you’re playing this, it’s great.
@baddoomguy198610 ай бұрын
I lost it when you started beating Dominic Striker with the shovel lmfao
@Catpaw61610 ай бұрын
Imagine getting expelled from kindergarten 😂
@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig35566 ай бұрын
So true stralight 😂😂😂😂
@Catpaw6166 ай бұрын
@@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556 Lol
@heinrichberthold78396 ай бұрын
I don't know why but the explosive poop followed by "oop there it is" made me crack up.
@SadistMal10 ай бұрын
I play this and my dad hates me also lmfao
@BijanIzadi10 ай бұрын
The gift being a guitar bro I cantstop laughiing rnn 😭🤣
@LivingSkull110 ай бұрын
Yes! Another Banger. Thank you Poof, keep the heat coming 🔥. Have a great day everybody 🎉