i try to complete kindergarten on old school Twitter: / poofesure
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@Poofesure9 ай бұрын
why does my family not love me
@BigTank10279 ай бұрын
but beef boss loves you
@Valid_plays9 ай бұрын
Idk
@ellylovess9 ай бұрын
Real
@PAINISLIFEFR9 ай бұрын
Real
@yellow-roses9 ай бұрын
its ok poofy we love you
@turtletcp15989 ай бұрын
Poof injuring himself getting out of bed has to be one of the funniest things ever
@m3iilyn9 ай бұрын
NAH AND THEN THE FUCKING BODY SLAM WITH HIS DAD ON THE TOILET TOO LMAO
@manchesterunitedfan81239 ай бұрын
Then his dad says" I thought you were dead you won't be lucky next time" lol
@apeboyonthego54339 ай бұрын
What happened
@EmperorSigismund9 ай бұрын
Did M Dickie simulate waking up to a muscle cramp? I wouldn't put it past the madman
@TheFridayNightGamerj9 ай бұрын
Funniest video in 6th months
@alexunseth54089 ай бұрын
first a 99 year old that looks 12, and now a kindergartner who looks 50
@ClowncoreisCool9 ай бұрын
Anime artists drawing women vs drawing men
@angelsartandgaming9 ай бұрын
The Joestar bloodline be like.
@wh3n.w1ll.i.m1ss.u9 ай бұрын
and is actually 28
@VortexKiller29 ай бұрын
@@angelsartandgamingyare yare daze
@Raincally8 ай бұрын
That's Poofesure in a nutshell
@videosteward9 ай бұрын
32:18 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a game. The Mum leapfrogs over her raging son to immediately make out with her husband. No wonder the son turned out the way he did
@willgv9 ай бұрын
I’m literally crying laughing at that spot rn 😭
@jordynmoore12189 ай бұрын
And then they get hit by a car 💀
@kaitlando6368 ай бұрын
😂
@supasual610nd138 ай бұрын
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIF I FUCLING CRYING RINGN NOW WTFTFTFFTTFSTGWDYDHAFBEKSDMFUHGKUVSG IKFNJRS
@simondahlin59968 ай бұрын
legit the funniest shit ever, never laughed so hard from a game
@ryanchon87029 ай бұрын
i was shook that poof knew the capital of poland... but i was more shook by the answer the game gave 😭
@idi0tsanswich3799 ай бұрын
NO LITERALLY BC the shock of him guessing it and then just the game not changing the other answers to the right one that's wild dude
@mina48369 ай бұрын
im polish and i CHOKED when i saw the aushwitz answer 😭😭😭
@cansum1buymemtndew8 ай бұрын
same 💀💀
@scythemeowz8 ай бұрын
@@mina4836 lmao same.. like what the fuck is auschwitz
@evanbell50688 ай бұрын
@@scythemeowz...what is auschwitz? Well...
@ashes_blue9 ай бұрын
The principal forcing the class to listen to his vocals before class starts is so freaking funny
@DHUNTJR7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bluebeka2458Ай бұрын
If i was this much power, i'll do it as well.
@stpvtrick59438 ай бұрын
11:54 waking up, cracking your back and screaming... that's a fucking mood and a half 💀
@bluebeka2458Ай бұрын
The average monday morning be like
@asleep_or_deadАй бұрын
Nah that's just me every time I wake up for school
@kazakhstanisastate461420 күн бұрын
when you stretch too much and get a leg cramp
@somefrickinbrick95759 ай бұрын
Hearing poof cackling as he runs over his mother with a car will never not be funny
@irrelevancyiskey99928 ай бұрын
sam and max pfp.... taste
@nathanvanek64798 ай бұрын
What?!
@Hawks.feather8 ай бұрын
I love your Max pfp! 🙌
@AxoTheGamer8 күн бұрын
@@irrelevancyiskey9992who
@AxoTheGamer8 күн бұрын
@@Hawks.featherwho
@MehZehLee9 ай бұрын
Poof falling into the hole he created with his explosive console and crawling out like the girl from the ring got me hysterically laughing
@feder289 ай бұрын
Love how Poof attended an entire class with MDickie as the teacher and later even sold him an invisible banana for 1$ and he never realized who he was
@kmosey42119 ай бұрын
The entire sequence at 32:10 had me struggling to breathe
@willgv8 ай бұрын
I cried for a solid five minutes from that
@catsinwonderland74739 ай бұрын
Those are some really articulate and well-behaved kindergarteners...
@golfboy76768 ай бұрын
11:19 this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life, poofesure you have to do more
@joethesmow5 ай бұрын
Same here 😂 XD.
@matthewhender18349 ай бұрын
This is easily the best and funniest game Poof has played
@warcreye63389 ай бұрын
I don’t know warioware is pretty close too
@matthewhender18349 ай бұрын
@@warcreye6338 usually he just includes his best lines and jokes right? This game is just so funny by itself it automatically gives him content lol.
@P_araps9 ай бұрын
@@matthewhender1834eh i'd still say his wii and papa louie content is funnier,, but this is still good tho
@garrettfiorito44829 ай бұрын
@@P_arapspapa louie vids r more boring and repetitive compared to this game where the most random unhinged things occur
@leyulis88829 ай бұрын
Hard Time is also fun because it's literally the same thing
@turquoisepeach91058 ай бұрын
22:09 i love how the teacher just picks the kindergartener up from his seat and throws him to the ground
@hhhh82user6 ай бұрын
it was his dad
@mattgroening8872Ай бұрын
And he’s in his twenties
@UnluckiestJester9 ай бұрын
11:54 morning cramps be like.
@kaitlando6368 ай бұрын
Lol
@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny8 ай бұрын
Does your Father also wonder if you died?????
@leyulis88829 ай бұрын
The whole sequence at 28:44 has me struggling to breathe- Ok let's try and understand what the fuck we just witnessed, an old ass kindergartener started beating the shit out of someone with a console, said console explodes, Fat Tits just dodges a fucking explosion by rolling and the explosion creates a hole on the ground, then Fat T. uses it as a wormhole and as he does, a random lady just falls like a raindrop
@rhandhom18 ай бұрын
Don't forget about the backwards walking man.
@leyulis88828 ай бұрын
@@rhandhom1 HOLY SHIT IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON
@kaitlando6368 ай бұрын
😂
@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny8 ай бұрын
Fat T. Sounds like an awesome Nickname
@defectumdefectum96429 ай бұрын
i was convinced poofesure was gonna be a dangerous kindergartener but hearing he would try to complete kindergarten makes me intrigued now. We all love a good poofesure video (:
@warcreye63389 ай бұрын
His videos are elite
@nastytits9 ай бұрын
Hockey
@defectumdefectum96429 ай бұрын
@@warcreye6338 he is the goat after all.
@BipolarBisexual8 ай бұрын
IM LOVIN THE FAT TITS LORE
@warcreye63388 ай бұрын
@@defectumdefectum9642 the goat fs
@vidanvonbrzeski29189 ай бұрын
That proton question was stupid, there should’ve been an atomic mass option
@JohnDoe-zn6fdКүн бұрын
its probably talking about the thing where the charge is on the upper right and the mass and number are on the left
@guywhoateallthepizza10319 ай бұрын
The Fat Tits origin story goes hard
@leyulis88829 ай бұрын
To believe he later died in prision
@slippyremington9 ай бұрын
The progression of events at 32:12 had me so dead 💀
@plodywsarkofagu9 ай бұрын
8:51 as polish person,I GASPED AND GIGGLED
@PiercelsCute9 ай бұрын
poof never fails to open my legs and fill me with his amazing content
@GodOfAzeroth699 ай бұрын
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@3lectr0nix9 ай бұрын
@@GodOfAzeroth69The furry didn't say anything and has therefore said they want that to happen to them
@smidge_of_serotonin9 ай бұрын
Oh
@Sp3ctralI9 ай бұрын
@@GodOfAzeroth69hello proto
@Michelleburton9 ай бұрын
Woah.. 😂
@proboscismonkey-14139 ай бұрын
I love how poofs dad chased him to math class just to continue the fight 💀
@natethegreat77689 ай бұрын
You’ve blessed us with 40 minutes of pure comedy and bliss. I thank you 🙏
@LivvyTube248 ай бұрын
I didn't even realize this was 40 minutes long until I finished it tbh
@tinyd20159 ай бұрын
wait until poof finds out that six in french is, in fact, six
@ConnorMiller4179 ай бұрын
I can only imagine what those who went to school with Poofesure have to say about him. I want to hear funny stories as to how he became so good at raging! 😂
@eaglesattack9 ай бұрын
I am you now
@_murdocsleftpinkietoe9 ай бұрын
He was probably a quiet kid.. most quiet kids are the funniest people you will ever meet
@nintendofan699 ай бұрын
@@_murdocsleftpinkietoe it aint funny when they start digging through their bag
@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny8 ай бұрын
@@nintendofan69oh you mean American quiet kids Other countries quiet kids are all awesome asf
@babasbooey9 ай бұрын
25:41 is that one of the bully loading screens on the floor? Poof should really play Bully
@freebird16217 ай бұрын
5:11 that suplex into a canadian destroyer. Damn 23:24 a wild mick foley appearance. Love the wrestling knowledge in this game 24:38 Musclebuster! 36:12 snap dragon
@SpiralPoliFemboy4 ай бұрын
This game actually used a wrestling game my MDickie (the guy who made this game) as a base so that's why there's so many wrestling assets left over.
@greenstorm5299 ай бұрын
Imagine being in Kindergarten just for a kid to suplex the damn teacher.
@AvoidedOrc365849 ай бұрын
11:54 My theory for what happened: Mr. Tits secretly never wanted his son. Later on, his wife decided she didn't want him either. They spent years waiting and planning how to get rid of him. Until then, they pretended to be nice to him and be good parents. It wasn't until he started his new school when they decided it was the right time. They planted a deadly toxin in the bed to kill him. When he woke up for school in the morning, it took effect and nearly killed him. He was able to survive, but was injured. His father checked on him and was angry to see it didn't work. Him and his wife took the matter in their own hands and tried anything they could to get rid of Fat. Edit: This could be the same Fat Tits from the Hard Time series. His troubled childhood led him to a life of crime and got him sent to prison.
@ttbsoulja8 ай бұрын
lore
@Duck_with_grapes558 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the new lore in the next episode
@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny8 ай бұрын
Thought the Father Used His Psychic abilities to Break his Spine, But Was Surprised Fat tits Actually lived through that
@Awesome_Thomas9 ай бұрын
YES A 40 MINUTE POOFESURE VIDEO PERFECT
@mishk2579 ай бұрын
28:48 that lady falling down was perfect timing LMAO
@kmosey42119 ай бұрын
I didn’t even see that until this comment😭
@leyulis88829 ай бұрын
Woman jumpscare
@lukej66369 ай бұрын
I cannot wait til Poof learns he can throw people in front of trains in this game
@RhakimAli9 ай бұрын
17:11 imagine being in kindergarten and you see your teacher just front belly to belly suplex your classmate
@jasmine-rae9 ай бұрын
The girl from lazy town went down such a bad path.. poor child Hollywood stars
@warcreye63389 ай бұрын
I was dying when he hit his dad in the nuts with the beer.
@unbeatenlake7908 ай бұрын
I like how Poof cannonballs onto his dad and cant understand why his dad hates him
@julianvillarreal14509 ай бұрын
Holy wow! I’ve never seen Poofesure upload a video for 40 minutes. I still remember when he streamed last year or the year before for 2 hours.
@Primordial_Savant9 ай бұрын
Did you watch his SCP video he made 3 weeks ago? I believe he streamed it, edited it, and published it on KZfaq that lasts about an hour and a half. That was the longest video of his I watched in a while
@JustAPersonWhoComments9 ай бұрын
Imagine having pink pigtails and a manly face in kindergarten. All the small kids thought the aliens are in their class now lol
@hoIycow09 ай бұрын
10:28 never imagined poofesure would ever bring nostalgia
@kellyannmolinaro64288 ай бұрын
I like how nothing happens when fat directly hits a teacher with a sledgehammer while fat gets reported for assault when throwing a console and barely hitting anyone
@ryan_wii_sports68999 ай бұрын
8:51 Homie did not just say that. 💀
@alexw03109 ай бұрын
1:00 That school emblem's text translates to, "The only place you will experience violence"
@PsuedoIssac-to3ff9 ай бұрын
I swear mdickie games are fucking comedy gold! One of the most fun games I've seen of his so far
@DonnyPK9 ай бұрын
Every time Poof brings up something with his age, I just think "oh yeah! We're the same age!" 1995.... great year
@its_sun79069 ай бұрын
I absolutely love how much fun poof has while playing md games
@NOACCEPTANCE7729 ай бұрын
THE WHIPLASH between his parents chasing him, then making out, then his mom getting run over by a car HOLY SHITT 🤣🤣🤣
@randomyoutuber26339 ай бұрын
For some reason, that kindergardener doesn't look very small or young, almost like an person who's 28.
@cdude92959 ай бұрын
This series has me squeal laughing never stop
@cortnieladd99869 ай бұрын
13:06 "Sife....Seetae...Siete... No thats ocho, thats seven!!" LMAOOO
@FloralMeg_9 ай бұрын
I can’t wait for poof to discover the magic of digging a hole. He’s played like three of these games now and hasn’t figured it out for any
@cyberrodrigo9 ай бұрын
11:52 this is the most funny shit I ever spectated in this episode so far
@sizzrizz60749 ай бұрын
29:41 omg this is so fucking hilarious 😂😂
@Jiggy1139 ай бұрын
Man, if I had these classes, i would have not complained about school so much
@nekomaru8569 ай бұрын
I must say, the thing that truly broke me was the wormhole, and just how truly bizarre that whole event was
@amykoester71668 ай бұрын
I thank the lord for poof. I had to get oral surgery and he’s been the only thing I’ve watched when I’ve been awake. Thank you for always making me smile. ❤
@kmosey42119 ай бұрын
38:05 was so out of pocket💀
@handlenottaken7 ай бұрын
35:39 I also love how the car just implodes
@SearchableUsername9 ай бұрын
was waiting for him to make a joke about bringing literal TNT to an airport
@thebrad11347 ай бұрын
"He is, he's taking a shit with the council." -Poofesure 11:17 Edit: I thought he was making a joke by calling the console a council but he continues mispronouncing it whenever it comes up. I am now imagining a group of sentient Atari's forming a meeting to discuss political issues.
@braiwai9 ай бұрын
32:15 got me laughing so hard
@phooglespoogle9 ай бұрын
I love him actually trying in these crazy games
@eggsmeister9 ай бұрын
Poof running his own mom over while holding a basketball is one of the most unhinged things I've seen him do now
@ShadowSniper7439 ай бұрын
32:12 this is why mdickie games are goated
@calmfy14069 ай бұрын
How do we get from this 10:41 to this in a span of 15 minutes 36:41 😭😭😭
@sebz4477 ай бұрын
bruh that's 25 minutes 💀💀💀
@udagazadiary72719 ай бұрын
Why hasn't Poof made a Papa Louie character tier list yet
@teejstation9 ай бұрын
as a french speaker watching him say siete was six in french i died a little bit
@handlenottaken7 ай бұрын
8:13 the way he jumps off gets me every time
@plushpoo8 ай бұрын
this has gotta be one of the funniest videos poof has produced in a while
@trevgozpow9 ай бұрын
I remember having a kid named Fat Tits in my kindergarten class, for some reason he was always hanging out in the bathroom. 🤔
@jackknife5939 ай бұрын
11:55 Thats what you call a Charlie horse!
@sunny058359 ай бұрын
13:07 As spanish person, it made me laugh how he try to say "siete"
@BlwXXyt9 ай бұрын
This is the funniest video of old school ever 💀
@mikhelroach96869 ай бұрын
"Why is my father coming after me?"-poofesure with an explosive device in his hand.
@fatso68438 ай бұрын
22:09 i was laughing so hard when his dad came to school to beat him up 💀
@luvrvision8 ай бұрын
11:23 i was not fucking expecting that omfg i'm cackling 😭😭😭
@joethesmow5 ай бұрын
I was laughing so hard the part of head thats behind my ears started to hurt. XD
@RikersInterviewer8 ай бұрын
I may have discovered your channel just 2-3 days ago but watching you is one of the funniest things I can do thanks for entertaining me❤
@Joilxt4 ай бұрын
the sequence where poof just suplexes his dad on the toilet has to be one of the funniest moments in gaming ive ever seen
@mattmojo1059 ай бұрын
Trust me I'm not complaining when I say this video is long. I love watching you play this game and everything. I was just surprised how long it was. To be honest though it didn't feel like it was 40 minutes. It went by quicker it felt like .Anyway I don't even think any of your Hard Times videos are this long. Like I said I'm not complaining because it's very entertaining to watch you play this game.
@saucyjd88898 ай бұрын
I be tryna finish this series so bad, be watching you after I come out the booth.. this my 13th day ima y’all update!!
@notaseal_65437 ай бұрын
Where’s the update
@angelagarifalos85654 ай бұрын
Genuinely this funniest poof video I’ve ever watched, I literally laughed to the point of tears and coughing
@theripper84419 ай бұрын
32:18 Probably the funniest string of events to have ever happened.
@thefalsekingslayer371720 күн бұрын
I love how no matter what kind of game this guy develops, they are still clearly the same wrestling game
@maggermagger58729 ай бұрын
i love this little series man keep doin it
@motorolla178 ай бұрын
i havent laughed this hard at ur videos in so long it made me feel better
@jaraxxuscat63889 ай бұрын
I have to watch these videos at least 3 times. The first time im just laughing the whole time, the second time i try to watch it but still am laughing, then the thrid time i actually try to understand what the heck went on. amazing
@terrorbloc95298 ай бұрын
best part of the video has to be the random hey hey heyayaaaa
@zachbrown75248 ай бұрын
This has to be top three funniest videos I ever seen. I couldn’t stop freakin laughing man. Every 10 seconds the was something new that had me dying
@iaopa35878 ай бұрын
I can't help but keep coming back to this video just to see poof jumping on his father's neck while he'son the toilet x'D
@esmin24009 ай бұрын
11:55 has me cackling, what the fuck💀
@zzombiedogg8 ай бұрын
in the mobile version, if you go to the principals (& they dont take your side) you get sent to detention until 9am. i was stuck there for an entire day once, and still got reprimanded by every teacher for missing classes
@willgv9 ай бұрын
This was seriously the funniest video I’ve ever watched. 😭
@zxbzxbzxb19 ай бұрын
Some of your characters would fit in quite well in SCP containment breach 😂
@nasirmcgill9 ай бұрын
I freaking love this game! Nice gameplay! Keep up the great work, Poof! 🔥😂❤️
@Rahhh._8 ай бұрын
Types of games to play when we are high or to relieve stress😂
@Zzaaccharay9 ай бұрын
31:58 THE SILENCE HERE IS AMAZING
@Jillickle8 ай бұрын
I’m crying real tears the laughter inside me won’t come out it feels like chest burn this video is so funny for no reason, IM NOT EVEN LAUGHING ATANYTHIGN ITS JS FUNNY IN GENERAL
@toffeejcАй бұрын
This video just gave me the best half hour I’ve had in the past 3 days. Not hard to beat tho since I’ve been excessively nauseous and throwin up all the time😂😭 but thank you Poof for the relief from this constant pain.
@itzjwatto22269 ай бұрын
So glad he is uppapding this game consistently, love when he plays MDickie games