I give you a choice...

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2 жыл бұрын

Coney is back as the Evil Genie, prompting you to make a decision on what could be the best ability you can receive... for a price... Will you take the deal? Choose wisely.
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@joelnub9547 2 жыл бұрын

i love how this game just has kindergartner playground rules of coney just going "nuh uh, you didnt win... actually you lost and are now in hell"

@BabyCalisthenics 2 жыл бұрын

The funniest part of these videos is Coney happily shaking our hand while chat behind him is screaming for us to not do it :)

@jingusflorpus4274 2 жыл бұрын

Coney videos have a very similar energy to interacting with middle schoolers for me, where I do not take anything they say even remotely seriously but they say it with such confidence that I can’t help but laugh anyway

@pup64hcp 2 жыл бұрын

Polar bears, famously denizens of Antarctica

@char1194 2 жыл бұрын

"75% of animals will attack you on sight" What we've learnt here is that animals hate Coney

@silvesta5027 2 жыл бұрын

75% of animals attack Coney on sight

@poiri 2 жыл бұрын

“Is dynamite still real?” Truly, Coney is one of the great minds of our time

@cesarTorres-lj1df 2 жыл бұрын

Truly, Coney is one of the minds of our time

@orb3796 2 жыл бұрын

He´s right tho dynamite´s only use is in cartoons lmao

@thesadfather1239 2 жыл бұрын

He’s not psychopath tho

@thegoat526 2 жыл бұрын

Stay in school kids

@TheAioliGamer 2 жыл бұрын

"A polar bear will eat you on sight, but you're not going to Antarctica"

@vikmin4deluxe456 2 жыл бұрын

I fucking love how the chat is just calling him Poop Boy the entire time from the Cringe Confessionals

@SpookySkeletonGang 2 жыл бұрын

"75% on animals will attack you on site" This is a self report, coney clearly has not gone outside before.

@sinou319 2 жыл бұрын

imagine if 75% of birds that fly over your head just divebomb you 75% of all squirrels you see bite you 75% of bees just sting you for no reason and god forbid you're working on a farm i think most of humanity would just not leave their homes at all anymore

@wyventhemage 2 жыл бұрын

@@sinou319 more animals were likely to attack us in the past but we drove them away from our major communities, I get Coney's point even if I don't entirely agree

@lordnatu 2 жыл бұрын

@@wyventhemage It's still not true? Most predators will only attack you if you come close. I think the only animal for which this is true is mosquitoes

@DoMorrMusic 2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that just Australia?

@ProtoForte 2 жыл бұрын

@@sinou319 I think he meant 75% of all species, not of each species. Either that or 75% of currently living animals, which could exclude most birds but contain almost all lions

@mmgmagic 2 жыл бұрын

"You have to go out of your comfort zone to find them [Pokemon]" *Pokemon can literally be found in grass.*

@princegoatcheese9379 2 жыл бұрын

That's out of the average Twitch chat member's comfort zone

@luigifan001 2 жыл бұрын

Most gamers do not touch grass

@srsbizman6649 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a coney sub (OMEGALUL) and you had to sit through him making the most despicable tier list you’ve ever seen only to immediately follow that up with the worst Shitty Genie imaginable for that Pokemon hypothetical alone. Could not be me.

@noah52_ 2 жыл бұрын

it was me :(

@Fickle2 2 жыл бұрын

You have got to wonder why Satan was more reasonable than the genie

@Roatsky 2 жыл бұрын

Evil Genie/Coney be like: Aggressive land shark chasing you for 50$: L Aggressive land shark (garchomp) living in your city for nothing: W

@streif2684 2 жыл бұрын

75% of animals attack you on sight but they can't shoot laser beams and shit

@alejandromolina2802 2 жыл бұрын

Or be invulnerable to all form of psychical damage, if a tyranitar stumbles upon a city gg

@VVheeli 2 жыл бұрын

Pallosand literally making beaches uninhabitable on its own.

@alejandromolina2802 2 жыл бұрын

Or mega/non mega gengar making any source of light a potential place to lose your soul

@IanZWhite00 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, 75% of animals don’t even attack you on sight. Even most apex predators generally prefer to leave people alone That’s barely even true of like, wasps and shit, cause you have to get close to their hives, or like when you get too close to a bear’s cubs Y’all disrespect the intelligence of animals too much. They aren’t out doing shit and attacking people for _no_ reason, there’s always some motivation

@streif2684 2 жыл бұрын

@@IanZWhite00 The point is, coney acting like it ain't a big deal when there's a 75% chance you're out on lake day and gyrados decides it's time to hyper beam.

@Ivy64_ 2 жыл бұрын

Coney what the hell am I gonna do when Heracross decides to flip my house over with it's horn. I'm not talking house flipping either, it throws it FAR. What do we do when Regigigas causes continental collision. What about the US government weaponising a Tyranatar. I could keep going.

@whaloob 2 жыл бұрын

The US would TOTALLY weaponize tyranitar LMAO

@maceo5160 2 жыл бұрын

What are you gonna do when Magcargo comes anywhere near you, completely melting you them as it emits heat hotter than the sun

@Ivy64_ 2 жыл бұрын

@@maceo5160 Coney would argue the pokedex doesn't count, that's what he'll do

@TheBomberman122 2 жыл бұрын

I mean countries already have nukes and are happy to use them whenever they want to prove a point. I still think humanity wins in terms of danger.

@Chymistry 2 жыл бұрын

Lugia would see shit hitting the fan and awaken as well

@5darkelves994 2 жыл бұрын

Alright coney in case you didnt know there are pokedex entries that literally say certain pokemon will "destroy the world"

@BLazeWigglytuff 2 жыл бұрын

But also there is a pokemon god who would likely stop it

@VVheeli 2 жыл бұрын

Ones making black holes, as hot as the sun, literal bullet punches, Regigigas pulling fucking continents for fun, regular bugs like butterflies being as big as a hare. No fucking thanks.

@levanPrankster 2 жыл бұрын

There is a fairly prominent theory that the Pokédex is written by the protagonist or other children who catalog the Pokédex. Which would make sense cause most “SUPER OP” dex entries just break physics in a way a child would writing about a hot slug. I am fairly certain he knows about the dex entries cause no one can shut up about them.

@mojojojox5043 2 жыл бұрын

@@levanPrankster Everyone uses the Magcargo entry as the one that doesn't make sense. Someone has actually done the calculations and it wouldn't instantly destroy everything due to it's size.

@5darkelves994 2 жыл бұрын

@@BLazeWigglytuff no it doesnt say it can destroy the world, it says it will

@BictorBedeFan 2 жыл бұрын

don’t let this distract you from the fact that a gorilla is 4-9 times is as strong as a human

@Armydillo62o 2 жыл бұрын

Pros to this series: usually some Shantae music in the background Cons to this series: whenever “Pokémon” is mentioned in a question, it’s a guaranteed L

@dr.burger6018 2 жыл бұрын

I already knew the second half of the dairy queen pizza one and still had no idea if it would be an L or a W because of how inconsistent this genie is

@_Jay_Maker_ 2 жыл бұрын

Coney, if I have all of the powers of Superman, I can literally just leave.

@ODISeth 2 жыл бұрын

Coney is the funniest D&D DM

@swordmasterarie7752 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta be honest I liked this series better when Coney also participated and needed to make decisions

@LooseCo 2 жыл бұрын

You don't get more participating than being the actual genie

@swordmasterarie7752 2 жыл бұрын

@@LooseCo Well in the first episode of the series he was being the genie AND also had to make decisions in the same way as chat, which I thought was a lot more fun. Not that this series is bad now mind you, but I did really like that first episode a lot more than any subsequent ones

@LooseCo 2 жыл бұрын

@@swordmasterarie7752 idk I like this format because it makes me laugh every time Coney gives chat a completely undeserved L and chat just erupts in anger

@soulreaper2008 2 жыл бұрын

I mean that sand thing isn't so bad. It doesn't give a time limit so I'd just eat a pinch of sand like once a month lol

@Ed-1749 2 жыл бұрын

75% of animals dont even attack you on sight. Like, 99% of animals wont attack you if you arent right up to them and you dont suprise them. Even some bears dont do try to fight you. Also we literally got 3 final fantasy 13s, they even made 14 then went back to 13 and almost made a 4th. We dont want any more lightning.

@seanhogan9196 2 жыл бұрын

Nawh his FF decision is completely tight. It's legit a video game, you aren't forced to play it. It's not replacing any games. It is just another game. It's like, a restaurant of a cuisine you don't like opens nearby. Is that definitively bad? Your fav still exists, other might like this one, and maybe you would too

@stephendonovan9084 2 жыл бұрын

@@seanhogan9196 In fairness, there is the potential that it could delay a similar normal remake from getting made. I don't think it's super likely but there are possible drawbacks

@TheBomberman122 2 жыл бұрын

@@stephendonovan9084 you could say that same thing about the example used. Because that restaurant opened up that means a different business can't have that space.

@stephendonovan9084 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBomberman122 I never said it couldn't

@savage8315 2 жыл бұрын

that charlie dono had me DYING

@princegoatcheese9379 2 жыл бұрын

I love when Coney plays Shitty Genie because he gets to torment his chat with inconsistent definitions of what an L is

@HeftyDan 2 жыл бұрын

You press the red subscribe button BUT YOU MUST LIKE THE VIDEO AND TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS AHAHAHAHAHA

@chandlergoldsmith8440 2 жыл бұрын

this is such an L omg why did I do this. NOOOOOOo

@BelianTamashi 2 жыл бұрын

Final Fantasy 7 with Lightning is literally just Final Fantasy 7 with Cloud. No I'm not kidding

@OverZeelous 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why but Knuckles the Echidna going “YOU LITERALLY CAN’T EAT SAND YOU MAD MAN” is so funny to me

@toxic_shr00m 2 жыл бұрын

8:20 Coney, 0% of animals shoot lasers out of their eyes

@gechoman44iwantahippo Жыл бұрын

“You get all of Superman’s powers” Does that include the ability to shoot miniature versions of yourself out of your hands?

@J242D 2 жыл бұрын

1:09 “My hand is black liar” my sentiments exactly lol

@Duvi0 2 жыл бұрын

Twitch chat really needs to temper their expectations, they know Coney's one goal in life is to make them all cry and piss their pants, no matter how dumb he makes himself look in the process You're not owned if you own someone else harder

@TheFectoElfilis 2 жыл бұрын

That last one is actually just real life. It already happens.

@Kay-im6ht 2 жыл бұрын

That whole "you have to rely on others to survive" is so funny, because it just described living today

@byrontheusurper6505 2 жыл бұрын

i don't want dairy queen pizza, because I live in a country where the only fast food chains we have are Subway, mcdonalds, burger King, kfc, a couple 5 guys and like 3 mythical Pizza hut that noone has seen but everyone knows exist!

@bregghaines1656 2 жыл бұрын

This game is straight up 2 50/50’s. First you have to decide if the catch is gonna be bad, and then you have to figure out if Coney finds the catch bad enough to declare it an L.

@gamecubeking 2 жыл бұрын

75% of Pokemon attack humans on sight. Suddenly Hitchcock's The Birds start playing out in every major city, except the birds have super powers.

@techattack6803 2 жыл бұрын

The way Coney says "But!"

@theufua 2 жыл бұрын

By virtue of that Pokemon hypothetical Yes. Many animals will attack you on sight in real life. But none of those animals have the ability to literally burn your skin off by blowing air at you, or putting a manhole-sized hole in your torso for looking at them wrong.

@thisisasupersayin376 2 жыл бұрын

"You died, you became Superman, but Superman is weaker than babies" WHY WOULD BABIES BE FIGHTING ME, I'M NOT EVEN A WORTHY OPPONENT

@sussyamogusguy1540 2 жыл бұрын

Coney is older than the average but his content will never get old

@chrisray7728 2 жыл бұрын

%75 of animals can't control the weather, but Pidgey can.

@sethbarley3884 2 жыл бұрын

75% of animals don’t use flamethrower or or have psychic ability’s to fuck my day up

@minejack7773 2 жыл бұрын

This is probably my favorite video series on KZfaq

@gechoman44iwantahippo Жыл бұрын

“What do you guys have against Dairy Queen” I mean, I know for a fact that the employees at the one in my town do not wear gloves when they’re making food, so… yeah, that’s what I have against DQ

@gechoman44iwantahippo Жыл бұрын

“75% of them will attack you on sight” So just actual Pokémon, then?

@17raysplays29 2 жыл бұрын

Beedrill is a giant wasp that canonically kill humans. There is nothing that would make that existing worth it.

@incenityyt 2 жыл бұрын

11:56 that's literally Invincible 🤣

@wichiewamirez5599 2 жыл бұрын

Seeing chat get upset fills me with glee

@byrontheusurper6505 2 жыл бұрын

honestly I might concider infinite dynamite, i might be able to make some neato pyrotechnics out of the materials...

@J242D 2 жыл бұрын

Just blow up random shit in the desert for fun and sell it whenever. W

@byrontheusurper6505 2 жыл бұрын

@@J242D also that!

@omlett6482 2 жыл бұрын

5:13 ngl to those that are into vore/cannibalism taking that deal would be a W. Eat most of your partner, touch the leftovers and watch as they return to their normal self.

@muzuchama 2 жыл бұрын

better hope their partners still want to be with them after being eaten

@omlett6482 2 жыл бұрын

@@muzuchama Obviously they'd have to agree to it first. You know what they say: "Always ask for consent before eating your Significant Other"

@OverZeelous 2 жыл бұрын

I’m into Vore and that is an L. I would not want to eat my ex (even if he is a delicious pan of Mac & Cheese), nor would he allow me to either. There’s a reason why fictional admirations are called “fetishes” while real life arousals are called “kinks”.

@heruhcanedean 2 жыл бұрын

8:46 The craziest thing tho, polar bears aren't going to Antarctica either. The word translates to "opposite of bears" From google : The word Antarctica comes from the Greek language, antarktikos, which means "opposite to the Arctic". In turn, Arctic comes from the Greek word arktikos, which means “of the bear” There's seals and penguins down there, polar bears live at the north pole

@chaosjoey123 2 жыл бұрын

12:00 Oh no I would become weaker than everyone, this is completely different from reality where I'm only weaker than most people. Surely flight, super speed, strength that would allow me to come out of a car crash unharmed, ice breath and countless other coventent powers are just not worth it.

@artvanderlay8703 2 жыл бұрын

Coney is the poster boy of “Source: trust me bro.”

@bormahtiid3162 2 жыл бұрын

Coney could be a Dungeon Master with that kind of narrating

@SJMan2022 2 жыл бұрын

If pokemon were real, imagine how bad war would be, houses probably wouldn't exist, and rouge pokemon would just genocides would be more common. I highly doubt humanity would even get the chance to get steel, let alone get modern technology.

@kurtsamuels3817 2 жыл бұрын

“If everyone is super, no one is”

@galagatorgames1317 2 жыл бұрын

10:55 I can't believe that Coney got the same question as Altrive did

@Numbuh24Insane 2 жыл бұрын

So you get the Super Speed, the Flight, the X-Ray Vision, the immunities, indestructibility, Regeneration of Superman but at the cost of everyone else being stronger than you? That sounds like a W.

@orangefruit1738 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO THIS IS SUCH A GOOD THUMBNAIL

@ethanweebberry2930 2 жыл бұрын

Bro the poop one is gonna make me stinking rich I have Ulcerative Colitis lets go!!!

@kiptelgat 2 жыл бұрын

Coney imagine pokemon equivalent of a roach infestation, mosquito, or a ratataa in your house.

@shoosh316 2 жыл бұрын

>Website where the gimmick is that they are dillemas >Coney decides whether or not you won Die

@Hart_M 2 жыл бұрын

Loved that, would look forward to a second one

@castilater 2 жыл бұрын

"Sh*tty Genie" has happened before! Should be some other vids on the channel 👍

@MxPinky 2 жыл бұрын

This is the best one so far

@AirStuffTheGoat 2 жыл бұрын

Coney uploads are awesome

@ArclinusCastoral 2 жыл бұрын

Let's be real goddamn clear: pokemon ALREADY attack people on sight, that's why you have your own to fight them. Basically it's just regular pokemon. What I'd be worried about is those groups of slugs that are hotter than the sun.

@hydro5168 Жыл бұрын

The real shit is that Coney was right about the pokemon thing because everyone was like "bro there will be a Mewtwo in the city" as if there are Brown Bears frequently in the middle of New York City or something. Like obviously they're not just going to be in the middle of where people live.

@jpshy1130 2 жыл бұрын

Chat was on point today

@shoopydoopy6062 2 жыл бұрын

coneys lack of animal knowledge continues to screw us over

@no_one_to_see 2 жыл бұрын

I'm just vibing to his background music, absolute banger

@moretti8922 2 жыл бұрын

In 14:39, it basically says that in order to gift the person anything they want, you have to give one of your possessions in order to obtain the item. You can't get a job nor get money (unless you plan on giving it to them), so you would have to live off of someone else you do however keep whatever amount of money you owned before you took the wish, but it can only be given to the recipient. Also, it has to exist in order for it to work, which is why it said no super powers or solutions to problems

@illford6921 2 жыл бұрын

Coney just mad he has to pay if he breaks his pinky

@byrontheusurper6505 2 жыл бұрын

why is the superman one an L? Idc if everyone's stronger than me, I'll just start no beef and go about life with my cool powers!

@ShadowChaosKrystal 2 жыл бұрын

That last one was so funny

@ty_cax 2 жыл бұрын

the Genie was exceptionally merciful this time around

@byrontheusurper6505 2 жыл бұрын

damn I just got 10 Dollars!

@xygyaz 2 жыл бұрын

0:11 i know Coney would press this button. I mean they don't call him poop boy for nothing!

@elysianhex2007 2 жыл бұрын

75% of pokemon already attack humans

@yungguh5341 2 жыл бұрын

FINAL FANTASY 7 WITH LIGHTNING AS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS DOPE, CONEY IS BASED

@thecarpman5 3 ай бұрын

PoV: someone went outside and caused a Pokémon to summon a black hole

@adinv9257 2 жыл бұрын

16:00 I was sitting on the couch grinding og FF7 when I heard him read out the deal

@adinv9257 2 жыл бұрын

Chat got the W, stop dissing Cloud It’s not FF7 without Cloud

@Oscar_Milde 2 жыл бұрын

I would simply bribe the land shark with my newfound $50

@eggnogi1286 2 жыл бұрын

Not a single fish in the sea will attack a human on sight bar an orca. 75% is the most insane take I’ve ever heard in my life

@flarky6465 2 жыл бұрын

If I don't interact with any Pokémon, why would I want to live in world of Pokémon? I can interact with a bunch of animals already. That's literally a loss

@ExplodingDuckBrigade 2 жыл бұрын

One singular bucket of sand. How big is the bucket? This is a W for me

@Joshyboy225 2 жыл бұрын

God I fucking love this series

@byrontheusurper6505 2 жыл бұрын

why would I want 1 copy of every yugioh card ever made when most archetypes need 3 of the core cards to work? i guess the collection would be nice but it wouldn't be playable lol

@tenacity25 2 жыл бұрын

5:40 if you ate your girlfriend, you could turn everybody into your girlfriend yeah that prompt was TERRIBLE because the only good results are really screwed up things that you shouldn't ever do

@plabcentral630 2 жыл бұрын

The dynamite killed me. It’s definitely still real.

@flamewing7851 Жыл бұрын

they really should have expected that ending though

@KingOshi 2 жыл бұрын

I live right by the woods there’s would definitely be a Mankey waiting at my door

@Byther89 2 жыл бұрын

Coney really wants to be a DM

@homeslice5414 2 жыл бұрын

I would have taken the Pokemon deal; My life would finally be interesting

@fan.of.nintendo 2 жыл бұрын

Persona pfp

@homeslice5414 2 жыл бұрын

@@fan.of.nintendo damn i even have the pokemon protagonist hair irl :/

@faefriend5702 2 жыл бұрын

You know Coney I don't know many animals that can make meteors and flood cities

@agustinmendezposadas 2 жыл бұрын

Anybody knows what's the name of the song in the first part of the video?

@generousgeoffrey 2 жыл бұрын

The dairy queen button popped up in one of Altrive’s recent video. Glad to see there are like 19 questions total on this site

@FrankEShaw05 2 жыл бұрын

I never knew that coneys left and right hands were on the other arm, really cool that hes able to come off so confident despite his disability

@thatsprettymint1942 2 жыл бұрын

Yo can someone please tell me what the song playing at 15:20 is?

@robertlasher9246 2 жыл бұрын

Some Pokémon legit destroy the earth from existing…

@byrontheusurper6505 2 жыл бұрын

i love the tts voices,