Parrot was meant to marry Ash, but in a shocking turn of events, he stole Branzy's heart instead.
@1991keigan5 ай бұрын
Ikr
@hildalaw76275 ай бұрын
lol good one
@clopaz19405 ай бұрын
O::
@feierlord5 ай бұрын
This is a KZfaq comment section, the only Gods here are the creator and whoever got the first comment @@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5
@sxoinas_ilias5 ай бұрын
Lol
@bagel5035 ай бұрын
"Don't talk back to me, get married" - Mom Peirce 2023
@neoworldlee5 ай бұрын
When did Clown said that? Lmao
@MuffinShorts215 ай бұрын
Maybe at the wedding
@bagel5035 ай бұрын
@@neoworldlee at 5:53
@Dottore_is_hot14 күн бұрын
we love mom peirce
@FireKn1ghtMC4 күн бұрын
the deadliest mom on the deadliest minecraft SMP
@Acerlin15 ай бұрын
Imagine pulling up to a wedding and the priest is just like "Yo, what is up my slimes?" 💀
@matthewcool9935 ай бұрын
Lmaooooo
@T1TNN_M3PWZZ5 ай бұрын
thats branzy for you.
@ShadowFlip_5 ай бұрын
Lol
@user-zz6dc5dd3q5 ай бұрын
Honestly i would die of laughing😂😂
@thunderblaze99975 ай бұрын
It's cause 4C wrote the script lol!
@ItsErrex5 ай бұрын
7:42 *"Ash, you're probably doing this for American citizenship"* Reddoons LMAO
@crow76205 ай бұрын
He just called him an imigrant
@1ntegerLimit5 ай бұрын
@@crow7620isn’t he? 💀 I’m an Indian so I can say this chill
@batscove3 ай бұрын
@@1ntegerLimitnah he is in the continent of Asia thats why his ping is so high lol
@1ntegerLimit3 ай бұрын
@@batscove nah bro with ping as high as his he’s on the damn moon
@batscove3 ай бұрын
@@1ntegerLimit lol
@1ntegerLimit5 ай бұрын
“Due to the fact that Branzy is a licensed priest in real life and the rising popularity of virtual weddings, this wedding is technically reinforced by law.” Not the exact quote but I couldn’t care less
@fellow-genya-enjoyer4 ай бұрын
**g a s p** It's another Tubbo, Tommy situation 😂
@Batty893 ай бұрын
@@fellow-genya-enjoyeri know lol
@clemencewongshuduanmoe78492 ай бұрын
Oh god 💀
@xavierprestholt76042 ай бұрын
Yeah he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married
@Aztechblade27 күн бұрын
@@xavierprestholt7604not legally because the papers were never sent
@Phroggie25 ай бұрын
Time flies by so fast, they went from Parrot banning Ashwag for hacking to being Married as a couple.
@Crispycheese-ii8lt4 ай бұрын
Enemies to lovers
@user-hd7jo3zw1j4 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@goobinator12 ай бұрын
@@Crispycheese-ii8lt 💀💀💀💀
@Crispycheese-ii8lt2 ай бұрын
@@goobinator1 what I only speak the truth
@KobyteamАй бұрын
Lol
@Integral_dy5 ай бұрын
"Clown is your mother." had me rolling for some reason lol.
@GhoulishStorm915 ай бұрын
Is branzy the dad if clown is the mum?
@Integral_dy5 ай бұрын
@@GhoulishStorm91 They said that already xD
@Cookie414018 күн бұрын
@@GhoulishStorm91THEY GOT MARRIED IN C! PAST
@Crinjatura5 ай бұрын
I like how clown just stands there and watches every singe branzie's move☠️☠️☠️
@alexandrachanger2785 ай бұрын
I found it interesting there they became tho Mom and Dad for Ashwag.
@sahasrakondapalli505 ай бұрын
And tries to get Parrot when it seems like he's gonna get branzy.
@ThadarX20145 ай бұрын
69th like 😂
@SapphireSorceress5 ай бұрын
Chant along at home. CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY!
@oliviatilleman80555 ай бұрын
@@SapphireSorceress there are 356 clownzy fics on ao3. with your help we can get that number much higher
@jonathan_m12365 ай бұрын
Killing branzy without armor is like dropkicking a toddler 😂
@idhantgoyal91805 ай бұрын
No, its dragon punching one
@SakuraBlossom91075 ай бұрын
You mean kicking a toddler in Walmart!😂
@shadowolf89675 ай бұрын
u think clown would let parrot hurt the love of his life
@RealSirHammi5 ай бұрын
Killing branzy in general is like dropkicking a toddler xd
@jonathan_m12365 ай бұрын
@@RealSirHammi true
@WRLDOfSad5 ай бұрын
5:40 the slow turning of clown's head, he was boutta end everybody there 💀
@ik.-.Ай бұрын
Haha fr
@DRC8495 ай бұрын
the exploter and the admin getting married what a great couple
@oteeeeeeees5 ай бұрын
parrot lost admin access at the start of season 5 cause he was in japan
@ray42375 ай бұрын
LMAO
@stilldisinterested5 ай бұрын
enemies to lovers typa shit
@sayosen5 ай бұрын
ur a brick i guess the account called lifestealadmin doesnt exist and jeppexx was the first person to think of lifesteal so its pretty safe to say he has admin @@oteeeeeeees
@itzadsco1335 ай бұрын
@@oteeeeeeees oh
@pupnub5 ай бұрын
Branzy running at the end with no armor because he didn't bring any and only having random blocks as well as not attacking at all got me in tears
@sahasrakondapalli505 ай бұрын
He's too sweet for this server.
@Crinjatura5 ай бұрын
Clown, log off this account
@aadyamishra50565 ай бұрын
@@sahasrakondapalli50yes he is
@unicorn_xxx34245 ай бұрын
@@sahasrakondapalli50 fr
@user-eh4jj3xh6tАй бұрын
lol
@Rebecca_Shsara10195 ай бұрын
Seeing clown be so kind and not killing people is so funny
@SapphireSorceress5 ай бұрын
Well no cuz he tried to kill parrot at the end to save his boyfriend, the priest
@Rebecca_Shsara10195 ай бұрын
@@SapphireSorceress true forgot about that
@a_random_tire4 ай бұрын
He also killed his daughter ash
@versilver5 ай бұрын
You don't realize how much art you two just spawned.
@alisaglam24655 ай бұрын
god i could already fricking imagine it the moment i clicked on this video lol.
@ironloko80285 ай бұрын
imagine the ship name the fandom will call them
@gabrielsfilms20865 ай бұрын
@@ironloko8028 cant be any worse than the 'ship' name for joel and lizzie (I say 'ship' cause their married irl and I always think of ships as fictional)
@L.AWNM0.W3R4 ай бұрын
i can smell it from a mile away
@_moonL1ght_.3 ай бұрын
I checked and sadly so far I’ve only found 4 peices😔 hopefully more comes as I continue my quest
@beatblocksgaming5 ай бұрын
Absolute power couple, I’m sure the fanart will be great
@hiroshell79735 ай бұрын
Add some links eh?
@LavenderHeartsinBlue5 ай бұрын
„I assume that she’s a wonderful guy“ got me dying 💀
@LeSavage_5 ай бұрын
This is the deadliest mariage ever💀
@ThatIoGamer5 ай бұрын
Where Lifesteal 2021 and 2022
@Rainy_XD5 ай бұрын
@@ThatIoGamer they dissappeared
@michaelcoolkid87415 ай бұрын
@@ThatIoGamerthey crashed and burned
@Sashimipommes5 ай бұрын
@@ThatIoGamerthey used a Hydrogen bomb to destroy them
@kelvinyeo91655 ай бұрын
@ThatIoGamer they were being quarantined
@user-hg9gk9jl2e5 ай бұрын
ClownPierce finally setting aside his killing spree for once in a long time just to see Parrot be married to Ashswag is the best thing ever
@alex_enbee5 күн бұрын
Actually, if you watch clown pierces perspective, he made a video. He kills ashwag because he scammed clown Pierce. He also tried to kill parrot to protect Branzy but wasn’t able to.
@gloriaburt64365 ай бұрын
now imagine if branzy had secretly been ordained before doing this. Pple can literally be married over video call in some states... Peak comedy
@Moccha_frostii5 ай бұрын
He is ordained
@conormurphy44805 ай бұрын
So these are the weddings rekrap is always talking about in his videos.
@auser10785 ай бұрын
LMAO
@conormurphy44805 ай бұрын
@@auser1078 Thanks
@kyleliao44455 ай бұрын
quite literally rotflmao
@A_GodApple5 ай бұрын
create a fake marriage and then cause mass murder for 1 heart in a videogame? parrot: yes
@16A1_vibes5 ай бұрын
I like how Parrot aimed bow at woogie he move and after he aimed to clown he stood thier staring in the face even the members came in between
@ShiroaTheExalted5 ай бұрын
Brazy should have become a real officiator so he could actually marry them without them knowing
@auser10785 ай бұрын
Funny thing hes an actual ordained minister lol
@ShiroaTheExalted5 ай бұрын
@@auser1078 💀
@alanamariyam5 ай бұрын
@@auser1078WHAT
@auser10785 ай бұрын
@@alanamariyam yea in squiddos video pangi said it
@TheLCFProject5 ай бұрын
6:32 SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! Had me dying.
@MysteriouslyUnknown5 ай бұрын
I absolutely love this type of video, where it’s everyone having a good time together.
@thatpersonthatexists84165 ай бұрын
yeah same but then havoc just erupts lol
@auser10785 ай бұрын
@@thatpersonthatexists8416 that lifesteal for ya
@alisaglam24655 ай бұрын
@@thatpersonthatexists8416 lifesteal for ya
@NappiMestari5 ай бұрын
Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂
@cr7king7845 ай бұрын
I hope so because this is lifesteal
@xt3o75 ай бұрын
why does the stolen comment have more likes?
@SkiLlz_GoD5 ай бұрын
lamoo 😂 they haven't kissed so no couples video
@owenjefferies4165 ай бұрын
And I thought watching Fundy and dream get married was a crazy ride
@PairoDraws5 ай бұрын
man I love when parrot posts on lifesteal
@itamareizikovich69735 ай бұрын
Lol
@nathanflores23665 ай бұрын
As do the rest of us
@oyasumi.punpun4565 ай бұрын
Npc
@PairoDraws5 ай бұрын
@@oyasumi.punpun456 nah I just love when parrot posts on lifesteal
@A.Bahumat125 ай бұрын
Donald trump?????
@Iranium_694205 ай бұрын
My favourite part is how parrot is like damn huge ceremony with no everybody naked bunch o' free hearts lol
@duif105 ай бұрын
"This is beyond embarrassing" I felt that too💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Scarsy_Edits5 ай бұрын
Bro I’m so lost but this is awesome that you guys did this we need more of this in life steal
@Just_a_Taco.5 ай бұрын
❤
@alanamariyam5 ай бұрын
Ikr
@anastasistz11425 ай бұрын
Aaah yes a chaotic marriage which concludes only men and while the seremony Is taking place the groom and the bride are thinking about KILLING EVERYONE 😂
@Speedpilot115 ай бұрын
He went up to hearts one is because he is married and the other on it because he killed Branzy! Also congrats on beeing married!
@zakariyaaweis68314 ай бұрын
i love how this was supposed to be a funny little wedding but parrot and mappic was plotting the entire time
@dr.mewnetwork60315 ай бұрын
I can’t wait for the sequel. The sequel: “I had kids (In Minecraft)”
@AzureBlade075 ай бұрын
5:43 the way clown slowly looks at him like that as if daring him to shoot
@roket_mc48745 ай бұрын
"stop hitting each other save it for a wedding night" branzy and his wise words (i think he knows :skull:)
@LelandoDaVinci5 ай бұрын
branzy trying to be the 40 yr old guy trying to be the new gen with the skibidi lmaooo
@DranoelCovak5 ай бұрын
the first time lifesteal groups up together without killing eachother
@Aoikitty5 ай бұрын
So happy for you two
@memzerboi5 ай бұрын
The deadliest marriage on the deadliest minecraft smp
@lemonadesaccounttm87215 ай бұрын
@@memzerboivine boom sound effect
@phoenixrozek56205 ай бұрын
You always make the wildest videos in a great way!
@d_a_r_i_x4 ай бұрын
4:03 imagine someone comes to you and goes "This are your parents" 😭😭😂
@ray42375 ай бұрын
love how parrot was planning to destroy the whole time
@LunarAngel-rh4lz4 ай бұрын
'stop hitting each other, save it for the wedding night' smooth.
@Unknownunblockergamer5 ай бұрын
If clownpierce and branzy get married that make the best lifesteal seizoen ever😅
@rohand.-bd7qc5 ай бұрын
The dutch autocoureur i can relate
@Unknownunblockergamer5 ай бұрын
:)
@Robenkas5 ай бұрын
"Skibidi matromony" got me laughing😂
@katelynwang75824 ай бұрын
I'm WAITING for Clown Peirce and Branzy to get MARRIED
@katelynwang75823 ай бұрын
We don't talk ab how both of them have a partner 🫠 🤡+🥳 = 💕👍🫶🙏
@katelynwang75823 ай бұрын
Also it would be a really great umm video and CONTENT (Cause apparently in minutetechs video content is the most important thing on the lifestealsmp)
@iamcookie11705 ай бұрын
I was laughing almost the entire video. This deserves to be a main channel video. 💀
@rogerhsiang67795 ай бұрын
congrats to the newly wed couple 😆 best parrot video
@Xiangqui_5 ай бұрын
I don’t know what’s funnier the fact that they got married in a game bc of a joke or that Baranzy is a pastor…
@pixelatedgaming92935 ай бұрын
ive seen some crazy stuff but what the heck dude love your vids keep up the amazing quality
@Vannox105 ай бұрын
Clown was ready to kick parrot when parrot tried to get branzy😭
@userkotoryiznaetvse5 ай бұрын
Bro, your content just perfect
@infinnitly5 ай бұрын
This was my favorite stream ngl, loved when you jumped Branzy after getting married 😊 Subscribe or you're cringe fr
@V_OID_____695 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when ashwag's speech😂
@RinkyPlayz5 ай бұрын
3:45 “there so many free hearts in here” -Parrot
@imlivnicemeetingyou5 ай бұрын
6:58 "SKIBIDI HEART WARMING" IS DRIVING ME CRAZY HELPP (i love this vid sm)
@blushfulsage44_5 ай бұрын
Always good when parrot posts
@Iamdefinitelyyou97993 ай бұрын
Parrot forgot to mention that branzy is actually wedding certified
@gamer_55055 ай бұрын
This Is the best lifesteal season ever!!!
@Amiistice5 ай бұрын
"make sure to contain yourself, Parrot" bro literally contained himself in a box.
@EliDaTwizz5 ай бұрын
Branzy: Yo what is up my slimes. Is a W start to the wedding
@realoutdoorgaming5 ай бұрын
First season: clownpeirce Fourth season: drugs Now: marriage Life Steal is crazy
@cookie383835 ай бұрын
I love the Life steal smp episodes! I love your Videos you're great!
@FORSAKEN_SCIENTIST5 ай бұрын
Bro got married the most sudden and way possible lol
@ragedragon10185 ай бұрын
By the end…Parrot really did take someone’s heart 🥺
@Ninjalette6665 ай бұрын
congrats to the happy couple ❤ may you have a long happy relationship 😆
@ThreeSalamandersInATrenchCoat5 ай бұрын
"Suicide will not be tolerated" new favorite quote
@Mech30012 ай бұрын
This is how you know that these friends are keepers, even if they usually try to kill you
@xavierprestholt76042 ай бұрын
he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married
@Kurukurukuruin.5 ай бұрын
YOU CANT HURT THE MOTHER IN LAW DUDE. Don’t talk back to me, get married 5:50
@Official-WaffleExtras5 ай бұрын
I was watching the stream while they were planning this 😂
@Zyqov5 ай бұрын
I was like, wtf hes not that old, right? And then i read (in minecraft) Oooof
@raidenhirata89925 ай бұрын
I’m so proud. He finally grew up.😢😊
@ItsMeMax544 ай бұрын
I LOVE THIS! this kind of content is amazing and sooooo funny!!!
@notnafiur5 ай бұрын
finally a good day on lifesteal smp 😂
@leoeylence49695 ай бұрын
Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂🤣🤣
@genshinsimp22762 ай бұрын
'this isn't you man' ' its the nerves' parrot: WHYYYYY
@imMittensKitten5 ай бұрын
Aw, poor Branzy, he was the real victim here XD let's hope Clownierce doesn't go after parrot
@angelobelmores92435 ай бұрын
Clown got the mother instinct
@smolderingwing5 ай бұрын
i love how this day is also the day a new member joined lol their first experience of lifesteal is gay marriage and also death and destruction and i love that
@whyamihere803 ай бұрын
How did this keep everyone entertained for over ten minutes?!
@unofficialbobcat5 ай бұрын
That's the funniest vid I've watched in a while 😂
@PbeingXD5 ай бұрын
I love ashswagg reaction so much 😂
@walkininsomnia5 ай бұрын
This is proof that love is indeed real
@himanshumaan75865 ай бұрын
Happy anniversary parrot
@DazaisCrustyHair5 ай бұрын
I'm crying this is so beautiful
@user-xs7sn4ny7b5 ай бұрын
The best thing I saw in a while
@PolandDoge5 ай бұрын
the lore has expanded
@aadainkeroinen86965 ай бұрын
FAVORITE LIFESTEAL EVENT
@Rainy_XD5 ай бұрын
Clown's now planning on killing Parrot since he killed branzy
@cvlvstia5 ай бұрын
parrotswag for life, no more swagdoons
@anujchahar85865 ай бұрын
Spoke being the best man and giving wonderful speach Parrot: Nah bro i no havin tht i want za fireeeeeeeeeee
@Pumpkin_II5 ай бұрын
I swear next videos “gonna be signing a prenup and getting a divorce”
@techninja335 ай бұрын
"SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
@A.Bahumat125 ай бұрын
After seeing this you dad finally came back with milk and see the child 😂😂
@buzzvanti5 ай бұрын
I wanna know which lifesteal member was looking at old Parrot and Ash tweets and was like, this’ll be funny
@auser10785 ай бұрын
They prob looked at this one gimmick account with the purpose of keeping track when they get married
@MaddieAmI5 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure I got married in Minecraft once. We exchanged flowers, he placed his bed next to mine, and then and never spoke again.
@owlet135 ай бұрын
1:30 “i assume she’s a wonderful guy” 😂
@Woolfe_5 ай бұрын
Bro I am laughing so hard that is the Funniest thing I have ever seen. 😂