Just so your time isn't wasted with this bot nonsense, here's a channel update: - Upload for this month is Touhou. Its either "Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom" or that 6 minutes "Perfect Cherry Blossom" song - Next month is most likely going to be the Lamenter's Remake. - And the month after is going to be either Touhou or Battletech. This is a case where if I can't finish the Battletech song on time, it'll be a Touhou upload. If I can, its going to be Battletech. - Lorgar VS Corvus song after the previous month. - Honestly haven't thought this far into the year. I also went and changed my profile picture temporarily. Hopefully, it'll take a while for the bots to switch profile pictures and people will be able to tell the difference.

Oh thank goodness. I saw the title and thought your real account got hacked. Phew.

Thanks for looking out for the community ! That's a nice way to warn people about such scams. Have a good day everyone ! And stay wary !

Thought for the day: An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

Plot twist this StringStorm has been hacked and the hackers are using a deepfaked AI voice to try to dupe us out of prize we seemingly all won despite not being previously announced.

The only two things I ever want from you is to stay healthy and bless us with more tracks.

The fact that he did this and actively like the old imperial palace announcer is telling of how big an issue this is.

You can’t fool me, Mr. StringStorm! That 5 million Indonesian bucks will be showing up in my mailbox any minute now! 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

Thanks for the heads up my lord, I will make sure to be vigilant and not let my guard down

People should've wised up to these bots by now, but thank you for this. With that said, what a bombastic voice you have!

Thanks for heads up, String Storm

Oh jolly good a package! Where do i put my credit card and mother's maiden name?

String I showed you my bank card plz respond. Defo one of the best anti-scam posts I've seen.

To be honest, I was expecting a "the emperor protects!" After the "be vigilant!" But I'll have a good day instead

An open inbox is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

But StringStorm, I win something every time you approach me through my Notifications with a new song

Constant Vigilance!

Fortifications in progress. We need more bunkers now!

I'm glad this had to be addressed, because it gives us a chance to bask in the glorious booming that is your voice

Wait a minute, but you DO approach us saying that we won something. By giving us these ABSOLUTE BANGERS

Now, the most infuriating thing about this is that KZfaq gives you the option to report a channel for impersonation (which is what these bots are doing), but it's literally impossible to use. You have to write the URL of the impersonated channel, but custom URLs don't work and there's *no way to see the actual URL* outside of checking if any other channel has the affected guy linked, either in their subscriptions or their "channels" tab, then you have to copy and paste it. Of course, you need a PC for that. However, even if you manage to write the channel link, you *still can't* send the report because the "send report" button either does nothing or doesn't even show up.

Is it a birb? I wanna birb. (EDIT: Next day, Tali sings "Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom".) Thank you for double birbs. 5 stars, would order again.

Based string

Tzeentch at work

God, even his youtube announcements are epic

Oh thank christ I thought you got hacked

Clickbait for safety announcement is the smartest thing I saw on KZfaq.

I knew it would never be that easy to see stringstorm's package ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

En momentos como estos.....desearia saber ingles

Damn near had a heart attack. Was worried you got hacked and the bots were getting smarter.

Thanks for the update

Damn your voice is brutal. I love it!

seeing this title i thought somehow the bot hacked the actual stringstorm

IT SPEAKS TO US!!!

yeah those are everywhere

I always immediately report these spam messages. Don't think it does much because KZfaq seems to care very little but still. Thanks for the warning.

I admit, I thought this would be a parody on all those obvious bots, but I have to assume some people got duped for this to have been necessary...

Thank you, voice of the Warp

So years ago I actually had the opposite problem, a guy at a beach club had one a TV Raffle but well I couldn't convince him it was legally his. I spent two weeks emailing the club and him saying "hey this is yours, please come pick it up"

Thank you for the warning. It's wonderful to know that you care.

I don't even have Telegram, nor do I plan to.

cheers man you are the best

Seems crazy how many of these scams are floating around YT now-a-days.

The ONLY package I want from you is a live concert.

For the love of the Omnissiah, the bigest gift what we can get from you if you can do again warhammer themed songs. I know, I know this is not possible, but I still miss that days...

Aww. I was looking forward to that PS12

Telegram bots are such an annoying nuisance.

I feel ashamed of my dirty mind, I totally expected a somewhat crude joke something like "baby I have a package for you". Great and epic voice tough.

Anyone else get any If the Emperor Had a Podcast vibes off of this announcement?

Yeah those bots are wild and KZfaq can't fix it

Damn your voice cool af

You too.

The TTS Emperor Protects! thanks for the warning. 07

People need to shut that platform down

Optimus Prime vibes

Those bots are really annoying

Came here just to comment that the scam bots had somehow managed to post a video. Having listened, the title makes sense. And yeah, the new slew of bots has been really annoying. Looking forward to new songs!

Wait, so you are not sending me a skitarii radium rifle?

LISTEN WELL TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT VOX-PUBLICAE WITH YOUR OWN EMPEROR-GIVEN EARS

Bad apple remix when

Are you still doing warhammer songs?

You scared me for a second Thought you got hacked, stay safe

That happens, I've got several replys like that on youtube comments under different video creators' work. The bots are pretty obvious, well to me at least, but I nevertheless appreciate the PSA. Those bots might not be as obvious to someone else. If this PSA saves even one person from being scammed, it's been worth it.

Vigilo confido

Something something don't scam me daddy. Got it.

That title scare me

Why are there so many dislikes on this? like 150? spam bot owners? strange...

Sad state this website is in if youtubers have to post videos explaining this when the problem should've been solved over a year ago.

Honestly, where aren’t those bots. Seems like they are in almost every comment section.

yeah nice try StringStorm, you just want to back out out of giving me my PS5! Hand it over already :D

I am doing my part and report those comments

ngl this is the first time i hard stringstorm speak without the mechanical effect

Yup figured that was fake.

Finally a voice reveal!

the way you phrased the titles made me assume you'd been hacked

So...what about my PS5? You PROMISED! 😢

Wait so you don't have a package for me.

Gonna drop a comment as bait. Let's see if I can fish up a bot right now.

huh i wonder if the scam bots will show in the comments of this one

As you wish talking logo in the void

BEST CLICKBAIT!

The only people I message on Telegram are my gun dealers.

Someone actually fell for these bots?

we shall not accept the heresy of the machine accounts in your sacred comment section!

I just threaten the bots that comment under my comments

Who tf actually falls for this stuff tho

clickbait i did not receive a package on telegram

HA! You have to know where you live to be scamed!

First

Channel got highjacked?