I Have A Small What!? | Bill Engvall

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Bill learns that he has an odd medical condition that may or may not be hereditary. He's definitely in pain and possibly even crying but so are we...because of how funny this story is!
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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@LoneWolf1493 3 жыл бұрын

“Bill, I have NEVER had this happen in my medical career...” “Oh, please don’t tell me you lost your wedding ring up there” 🤣

@nickdejager8873 3 жыл бұрын

Better the wedding ring than the cellular phone.

@sharkdentures3247 3 жыл бұрын

“Bill, I have NEVER had this happen in my medical career...” . . . . ."There are FIVE things you never want to hear, as a man!"

@susanroberts1343 3 жыл бұрын

@@nickdejager8873 Love it!

@sburris65 4 жыл бұрын

You are killing me Bill. I'm laying here next to my sleeping hubby and I'm trying to laugh into a pillow without suffocating!!

@barrydlewis7768 2 жыл бұрын

Funny. True

@davecrupel2817 2 жыл бұрын

Stifling it somehow makes everything so much funnier!

@tyirvin9038 4 жыл бұрын

"Not to be to graphic, i have a thread hangin out of my weener!" Prettu graphic but i died laughing 😂

@oldiesgeek454 4 жыл бұрын

I prefer the term Pee Pee... But that's just me.

@slytherinqueen6149 4 жыл бұрын

Well now he knows what its like to have a tampon in. Lol

@BackstreetsAngel7 4 жыл бұрын

Omg I was laughing so hard I saw tears!!!

@amandawyllis9826 4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to life with a tampon LOL 😂 🤣

@ozzieray 4 жыл бұрын

It hurts me just listening

@RA-uj3nm 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!..... without cussing....true talent!

@ThatGingerGuy51 4 жыл бұрын

Bill is like a fine wine, gets better with age!

@jackcasey7037 2 жыл бұрын

“I don’t even sew!” DEAD. LOL

@billyk... 4 жыл бұрын

Everything he said is spot on. Kidney Stones are torture. I'd rather be waterboarded instead of another kidney stone.

@logancurry3835 2 жыл бұрын

agreed.

@ef7558 2 жыл бұрын

I’d rather be sentenced to a Turkish prison than have another kidney stone!

@adamheddins7743 Жыл бұрын

Yes sir I just had mine had four of them they had to bust up had the same procedure as bill had

@jacobw8948 3 жыл бұрын

There's something about a 58 year old man saying "wiener" that just made me lose it and laugh so hard I cried 😂

@leviclark3822 4 жыл бұрын

I don't about y'all, but I am ready for another BLUE COLLAR TOUR!!! I LOVE THESE GUYS...Bill Engvall can do 3hrs without a single cuss word and be just as funny as an Eddie Murphy

@ladym2398 4 жыл бұрын

Me too. Way overdue. He's hilarious!

@yrusonoz5574 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😎

@quacklovesparanormal2041 4 жыл бұрын

Seen them all live, except for Jeff.

@bettycogswell9851 4 жыл бұрын

That's because he is a true comedian.....Think back to the 60's, 70's or even 50's. People didn't need to be foul and were the funniest...

@gsdfan8455 4 жыл бұрын

Mike Quackenbush the only one I didn’t see was Larry

@DerilVStubenrod 4 жыл бұрын

Bill Engvall is comedic genius. An entire comedy show and not a single cuss word.

@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын

Well, great comedians do not need faul language. For example you have another of my favorite comedians: SINBAD.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a9Z8rcmKu9jGn4E.html

@kwayne8205 4 жыл бұрын

He hasnt had a cuss word in any of his stand-up even 20 years ago he didn't cuss

@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын

@@kwayne8205 he doesn't need to use faul language. His stories are so real that everyone can relate to them and laugh. I was in rehab after my brain tumor was removed so I can relate to was he was telling about rehab centers and hospitals. Which at least in Los Angeles they treat you great with great service and even vegetarian food (I have been vegetarian since 1994).

@AndrewSmoot 4 жыл бұрын

Google's mishandling of the closed captions changes that; but, that's not Bill's fault.

@Cystus 4 жыл бұрын

I guess you missed the Dont judge others part of bible..

@Shakespearelover1717 8 ай бұрын

How I miss the Blue Collar Comedy Tour!! I was lucky enough to catch a show in Knoxville, Tennessee years ago, and it was absolutely awesome!! These guys are all great and Bill’s timing is genius!!!

@alejandrolegra4543 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know it was possible to cringe so hard and laugh at the same time!!

@marycampbell8855 4 жыл бұрын

Perfectly said!

@The-Assassin-From-Hell Жыл бұрын

well honey im doin' that right now!

@stevewisniewski5860 2 жыл бұрын

I’m almost speechless to say beyond hilarious and I feel, no pun intended for you. My father is a marine at 84 and would just say if you had to deal with it and he never finished a statement. I left his house almost crying

@redtedgamer8692 4 жыл бұрын

I have laughed so hard at his jokes. The best comedian I have ever listened to

@JasonL77 3 жыл бұрын

“Well, Bill, you have a small urethra.” *Hank Hill cries*

@scottyj6226 3 жыл бұрын

C-3-H-8 WHO DO WE APRECIATE? PROPANE PROPANE PROOOOOOPANE

@ronfullerton3162 3 ай бұрын

"When you are down on the farm, and you want to stay warm, Propane"!

@lindaelia2616 4 жыл бұрын

He knows how to tell a funny story..even without explaining everything!

@knxcholx 4 жыл бұрын

2:51 “He said "you'll be sedated" and I said "yes! I will!"” 😂 4:35 “it's like going to a restaurant and going "yeah I'll have the steak and lobster" And they go "Welp there's the kitchen 👉🏻, go cook it"” 🤣

@mr.radical2899 4 жыл бұрын

He'd make a great Hank Hill. Already got the narrow urethra.

@StreetRide845 4 жыл бұрын

Only a man with a narrow urete would say that

@danigrl86 4 жыл бұрын

Yeass!

@wyndiahighwind7477 4 жыл бұрын

Don't insult Mr. Engvall like that.

@collinscody57 4 жыл бұрын

But he has two kids

@AnitaChapmanDeeta 4 жыл бұрын

Mr. RADICAL exactly my first thought, too.

@mrscoffeebeanqueen 4 жыл бұрын

Bill becomes more and more like Hank Hill everyday.

@jonfromstearns 4 жыл бұрын

“I have a thread....hangin’ outta my wiener!” OMG!! I have never laughed so hard!!

@saragrant9749 2 ай бұрын

The image of him attempting to pee with the thread hanging out is just too much 😂😂 his wife definitely had a mess to clean up!

@RobinPratt-sm2hn Ай бұрын

Ditto

@satolbert Жыл бұрын

I am a urology nurse practitioner. I tell every one of my patients to come here and watch this video and the stent pull video after we pull their stent in the office…almost like required watching!

@donarthiazi2443 Жыл бұрын

Seriously? You mean he wasn't just kidding about that?

@Nunya58294 17 күн бұрын

No you're not 😂👎

@bobwinters6459 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sitting here crying from laughing so hard! He's so damn funny!

@nancyneville8700 4 жыл бұрын

He is,along with Ron White...

@kennethschultz4910 4 жыл бұрын

I've had kidney stones and they hurt like hell. My Dr. even told me he's had pregnant women say that giving birth wasn't as painful.

@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын

1:15 my son who is 11 now had a mole on his forehead removed when he was 18 months old. He was so sedated that he started to tell all the nurses "I love you". The nurses were almost in tears to see this cute kid telling them "I love you".

@Whatthefk189 3 жыл бұрын

When I had my teeth pulled at 16-17. I was on the loopy drugs and I told everyone I loved them. I told one nurse she deserved better. And I begged my mom for a chocolate milkshake.

@shannentoole2417 4 жыл бұрын

Hi Bill, I just want to say thank you for putting this on KZfaq. My dad has recently gone through the same pain and this helped him out and gave him a good laugh. I was wondering whether you could put the whole video up, including the part about your wife helping you remove the stent. I’d love to show that to dad. Take care and hope to see you in Australia some time 😊👍🏻

@robertdawson9114 4 жыл бұрын

When he said there are four things in life I was laughing so hard I was crying.👍😁😎

@jameswarren423 2 жыл бұрын

It’s all so true and also funny what an incredible comedian absolutely love him him and the blue color comedy club need to get back together and get on the road!🤣🤣🤣🤩

@peykanred1129 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man he's the best storyteller ever.

@windmagelita 4 жыл бұрын

He will always be my favorite comedian

@jamesedwards2237 Жыл бұрын

Just saw his Retirement Tour show at Talking Stick Resort in Scottsdale Arizona Sunday night. May God bless him. He is an amazingly funny man!!

@marydee658 4 жыл бұрын

We all ❤️ you Bill! I need a knee replacement myself and I am trying to put it off as long as possible! I’m sorry to hear about all that happened to you, but I’m so glad you are feeling better and that you can make jokes about us and make us all 😂! You are such a gem! God Bless You!

@rachelmathes93 4 жыл бұрын

Bill, I’ve had two kidney stones and a baby all natural, and I rather be in labor!!!

@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 жыл бұрын

You and me both.

@SamiLo2 4 жыл бұрын

Yep! I had a kidney stone, and I’ve been thru 43 hours of back labor. I’d take the labor again over the kidney stone.

@wysestone 4 жыл бұрын

Most women I know what have had both say the same thing. I wouldn't wish my first kidney stone on my worst enemy.

@Wastelander1972 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Women would definitely prefer labor to kidney stones.

@reginafallangie2867 4 жыл бұрын

Rachel Mathes, agreed sister!

@brokenmedic9133 4 жыл бұрын

Lmmfao!!! "I don't even sew!" 😂😂😂😂

@oldiesgeek454 4 жыл бұрын

If I was the Doctor, I would've replied: "Well now's your chance to learn". 😊

@Michellethompson5231 4 жыл бұрын

Bill Envgvall is a comedic genius!!

@dianekirse2122 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve been a nurse for 41 years and I’m telling you I’m not pulling my own stint out.

@LordZoth6292 4 жыл бұрын

I'm crying laughing and having a slight panic attack all at the same time thinking about this procedure.

@duenge 4 жыл бұрын

I can relate.....When the Urologist pulled my stent, I thought he somehow was pulling my spinal cord out of my pee pee...

@jillanderson2596 4 жыл бұрын

And you are awake when they pull it out LOL!!!! My cousin has had one, my Dad had to have them every 6 weeks (bad prostate surgery, he had colon cancer....they think that had something to do with it) and then Dad had a “pee bag” as he called it. And we could SEE the stones!!!!!!! Personally, I just pass them. They figure I have them like Dad. LOL well, I know what they look like!!!!! I feel bad for guys!!!! I had a child almost 10lbs, 26”, shoulders wider then his head, NO epidural-I can handle little stones 😉 at least that’s the joke in the family LOL but I feel really bad for guys!!!!!

@Jordan-pd8ir 4 жыл бұрын

@@jillanderson2596 Men and women have the same size urethras. Kidney stones come out of urethras, children come out of vaginas.

@Crg_eli 4 жыл бұрын

duenge was it painful? because when he said he had to pull it out, I Damn near fainted, and felt so much pain I’m not even kidding!!

@CryssyJ 4 жыл бұрын

My mother said she would take childbirth over a kidney stone any day! Then again she had a high pain tolerance and labor didn't bother her much. lol.

@TheGhostofMrArthurs 4 жыл бұрын

my wife said the same thing. Our first child ripped her to where the asshole and vagina was basically one giant gash, and this was 20 years ago. She had a kidney stone about 3 years ago and her exact words to this day are "I will fight any of these dumb bitches that thing childbirth is the most painful thing a woman can go through"

@annacribbs4142 4 жыл бұрын

My mema had told my daddy she rather have a BBY go through labor than to have a kidney stone. I've a multi gall stones at one time. So many till after they took my gall bladder out I had to be transferred to get the rest. I never wished that on no one....

@reginafallangie2867 4 жыл бұрын

Anna Cribbs, I’ve had gallstones (gallbladder ultimately removed), kidney stones, & child birth. The kidney stones were the worst.

@stevenpope1462 4 жыл бұрын

Bill, MORE please. Thank you, Sir!

@p.c.windhamparanormalroman4339 3 жыл бұрын

I just went through the entire kidney stone ordeal myself. Bill is extremely accurate about it. The worst pain I have ever endured was when the stent was removed.

@mattm7798 Жыл бұрын

They don't give you anything for that? What's the point of all these pain drugs when they won't let you use them! LOL

@Imagineitisraining Жыл бұрын

@@mattm7798 I'm a woman and well know about that string. 😂. I waited until they blasted the stone and didn't have to remove it. At first, the doc said I could pull it out. Hell no.

@cam_DA_Hawkdriver 4 жыл бұрын

In my best Hank Hill, “Bobby, that’s called a narra urethra, not small urethra”.

@missyb2366 4 жыл бұрын

ROFL Bill, you are a master at making real life hilarious!!!

@wesleymartensson7287 3 жыл бұрын

Hi dear 👋

@YourTattooedRebelGirl 4 жыл бұрын

They have to do the rest of the I have A Small What??? story Part 2. I know what happens and it's pretty damn funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@David_H__ 4 жыл бұрын

Been a while since I heard it, but yes, we need part 2!

@oldiesgeek454 4 жыл бұрын

Does he use the term Pee Pee? I just love that word! 😊

@BackstreetsAngel7 4 жыл бұрын

Pleaseeee!!!!!!

@YourTattooedRebelGirl 4 жыл бұрын

All I have to say is poor Gail lmao!!!! 😁🤣

@YourTattooedRebelGirl 4 жыл бұрын

@@oldiesgeek454 Nope he said weener

@givehimtheglory7 4 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest story Bill Engvall has ever told hands down!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bettycogswell9851 4 жыл бұрын

I loved the one where the doc gave him medical marijuana too....Hysterical...

@givehimtheglory7 4 жыл бұрын

@@bettycogswell9851 yeah!! That was hilarious too!!

@DivergentDroid 4 жыл бұрын

I rather kinda liked his two part Marijuana story bit better but you have to see them both for 14 minutes of Awesome.

@givehimtheglory7 4 жыл бұрын

@@DivergentDroid That's for sure! 😂

@Tyrunner0097 4 жыл бұрын

A lot of comments from women on here that pretty much say the same thing: "I've had a kidney stone and I've given birth...I'd rather go through 5 more childbirths than go through another kidney stone."

@susanlbk 4 жыл бұрын

Um,I've had 5 kids and kidney stones . I'd rather have the stones, lol...

@kingdomcome180 3 жыл бұрын

Susan you sound like the kinda mother that even her own children wish the same thing as you. They would rather be your kidney stones than call you mom

@libbycampbell2557 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!! I’ve had both, and delivering a child was much easier than passing my stone!!

@jackson5781 8 ай бұрын

Kidney stones I've had too, how I beat them is through apple cider vinegar and water, and I refused to take any pain meds or a needle cause my friend told me when he took the needle it affected his sex life. I said screw that!!

@jessicakane8399 7 ай бұрын

That's mostly because this thing called adrenaline exists. It does make a difference.

@HarborHon1 4 жыл бұрын

Bless your heart, Bill; know exactly what you mean. Had the same experience you had. Small urethra and 8mm kidney stone, but my doc took the stent out. That wasn't fun either.

@billchambersmarquez2768 3 жыл бұрын

No kidding! Bill

@pnut3844able 2 жыл бұрын

I was asleep when they put the stent in. Not when they pulled out. Jesus christ.

@carltona6429 4 жыл бұрын

Lol omg I'm dying here.. you are hilarious

@AC-gb7do 4 жыл бұрын

I empathize with Bill so much, I’ve had those issues several times..

@bobhorne5406 4 жыл бұрын

Being paralyzed, I have to see the urologist every year and I was able to laugh even harder.No pun intended. Bill is hysterical!

@TEXSFRONTPORCH 4 жыл бұрын

You're the best out there. I hope you'll be entertaining us for many years to come.

@68jjm 4 жыл бұрын

bill engvall one of the best

@rosscockburn2269 3 жыл бұрын

And all the doctors ever say is “you might experience slight discomfort”.

@billchambersmarquez2768 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah right!been there when they say that you know all Hell's gonna break loose! I've had 49 kidney stones! Bill

@dragondancer1814 3 жыл бұрын

HAH! Any time a doctor says that you’re going to be experiencing “discomfort,” you can count on whatever it is you’re going to be feeling to be the equivalent of passing 50 pounds of rusty fish hooks using an enema made from battery acid and ghost chili hot sauce!

@dinosaurcomplaints2359 4 жыл бұрын

I go to a urologist every year for 17 yrs to have stents changed. I was awake once. Underline, exclamation point!!! You give me darn good drugs and wake me when it's done. Thanks, I laughed my whatchamacallits off!

@mynightmareunfolded2534 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god no never want a kidney stone. I'm so sorry you went through this

@oldiesgeek454 4 жыл бұрын

I had Gallstones about 10 years ago. They're no day at the park either.

@swampy6194 4 жыл бұрын

If the toilet bowl resonates pings when you pee....you might have kidney stones. Learnt that the hard way.

@swampy6194 4 жыл бұрын

@Andy Helms Damn right Andy....flavoured colored mineral water sent me to ER.

@swampy6194 4 жыл бұрын

@Andy Helms Prob my fault too, I was a gym jock and perhaps overdid the protein thingy...The worst part Andy....every heartbeat = extreme kidney pain and akin to the Hulk squeezing your balls.....It just doesn't let up without meds.

@tracieandthecrazyturtle477 4 жыл бұрын

You what at least after child birth you get a baby. After passing a kidney stone all you get is your Dr telling you the worst night mare ever ... Now sence you had kidney stones you can get them again. What the hell Dr !!

@lordtachanka903 4 жыл бұрын

“I don’t even sew” ahahahah

@gravypatron 4 жыл бұрын

Omfg... "Don't tell me you lost your wedding ring up there" I laughed so hard I woke everyone up in my building. Bahahahaha! Tears!

@r.mcbride2837 4 жыл бұрын

Omg... been there, done that, etc. Something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

@margaretdonelli7412 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much man... you made me laugh my ass off...😂 but there definitely needs to be a part 2... pretty please? Lol 😂

@wesleymartensson7287 3 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 Dear.

@WilliamFHenry 4 жыл бұрын

If you only would have had a fish hook! Oh, the money you'd save on... that other rod!

@dianewillson3261 4 жыл бұрын

Wonderful comedian Thank you 4 the smiles

@crazykev6491 4 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait to see him February 8th In Charles Town, WV. Got my tickets 🎫

@markgriffin2728 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe the nurse was talking worse case scenario pain childbirth. Women who have experienced both kidney stones and childbirth say passing a stone is worse than childbirth. After all, the body is not designed to pass kidney stones, but it is made to birth a baby.

@seecanon5840 4 жыл бұрын

Mark Griffin .............the body passes or expels anything that it perceives as dangerous or useless. I had a kidney stone that was minuscule but the pain was worse than child birth.

@joywebster2678 10 ай бұрын

The Nurses mean the intensity of the pain is similar to contraction pain. Both involve smooth muscles in addition to the internal organs contracting. But when a man is laying there yelling he doesn't want the details of anatomy! Kidney stones hurt sooo much because all your back and abdominal muscles join in the spamming contractions of your ureter trying to pass "a basketball through a straw". All that contacting makes it harder to pass it. I have birthed 7 stones in my life, and in w023 I know three are laying quietly in my kidney waiting to attack! I've also been a Nurse for over 40yrs, and thought initially people were overracting to stones, till I had my first one!

@johnnyllooddte3415 4 жыл бұрын

this happenned to me when i was 17... 30 years ago...no one has ever talked about these things.. not in my whole life...thanks so much... my story is about 10x times worse...maybe 10x times funnier if you were telling it...bless you..a 1000 nurses and doctors would come in my room in the middle of the night to show the others.. i was in a rodeo horse accident and could hardly move...i just pulled the sheets over my head and cried...thanks so much for taking the pains away from others

@johnnyllooddte3415 4 жыл бұрын

ive had kidney stones too..that was even worse pain..than the rodeo accident

@Nivasi 4 жыл бұрын

The comedians out of Texas are ALWAY hilarious! - Bless your .. heart )LOL(

@oldiesgeek454 4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, Texas got some funny Sumbitches I'll tell ya! 😊

@trhenryvlogs9638 4 жыл бұрын

Keep em coming bill! Much love from Houston, TX man.

@RightToSelfDefense 4 жыл бұрын

That hurts just thinking about it.

@dianedodds2764 4 жыл бұрын

I will never eat while I'm watching u again I was laughing so hard I started choking on my toast I thought I was gonna see the light. U r sooo funny it feels so good to laugh

@JediPhoenix1976 Жыл бұрын

He's not kidding about the dilaudid; about 4 years ago I was in the ER with a case of shingles and the pain was unlike anything I'd experienced. The doctor put the needle in the IV, injected the meds, and by the time she pulled the needle out, I was STONED. 🤪

@loriraye9449 2 жыл бұрын

Love Bill he's my favorite

@Linda-ro4qz 4 жыл бұрын

Bill, you still got it. In fact, you're better now an I didn't think you could get more funky. Hv a blessed week🌷😂

@andrewthielmann5342 2 жыл бұрын

Having just had a Kidney Stone and Stent, I needed this.

@czechmate6916 Жыл бұрын

I had this very same conversation with my urologist. Talk about déjà vu. Lmfao 🤣

@miltonroberts7948 4 жыл бұрын

This sounds EXACTLY like what happened to me..several days in hospital until urethra stopped bleeding They did not use a laser, they put me out, into a water bath and sound waves to crush the stone.

@havefaith4358 4 жыл бұрын

I love him and his demeanor. I miss his tv show.

@bobbymariani2839 4 жыл бұрын

I got dilated when I was hospitalized for gastroenteritis, and whoa I know what he means😂🤣😂

@stephenpuisis632 3 жыл бұрын

"I DONT EVEN SEW!" 🤣🤣🤣

@bettycogswell9851 Жыл бұрын

He is sooooo funny. Love him.

@matthewj.senecal3374 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks again for all the laughs

@idiotsdoesthings5737 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite moments was seeing Bill, Jeff, and Larry together. There was another guy, but forgot who it was. It was the guy that replaced Ron.

@dsl32 3 жыл бұрын

This was Bill’s best special ever

@lindawalston5550 3 жыл бұрын

Hope Riley you are SOOOOOO right!!🤣🤣🤣

@thatonefellar4624 4 жыл бұрын

I always had a feelin Bill and Hank Hill were related

@ww-ti6js 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 omg he is hilarious! The weed bit is so so so good

@davecrupel2817 11 ай бұрын

3:08 Missed opportunity Bill: "There's 5 things in life a man never wants to hear." 😂

@wingmanalive 4 жыл бұрын

Love this guy!

@bamojaff9221 Жыл бұрын

By far the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

@erdolfin 10 күн бұрын

So funny that I had tears running down my legs.

@JasonL77 4 жыл бұрын

So Bill Engvall is essentially Hank Hill.

@ernestwegner4960 3 жыл бұрын

Always outstanding, always!!!!

@askadvice 3 жыл бұрын

You're one of the best & a favorite of mine😊

@Christknight1991 3 жыл бұрын

My dad got a kidney stone in the middle of ordering a coffee at Starbucks.. he ran to the bathroom and he cried his eyes out

@ericmathis7740 3 жыл бұрын

I passed a stone at work and they heard me yelling at the other end of the building 😭😭

@benkenobisgirl 4 жыл бұрын

How can *anyone* vote this down? Bill Engvall is amazing! I remember him on Stand Up Spotlight and A Couple of Jokers. When he performed in Blue Collar, I had to look down and make myself breathe!!