Living in the Hospital | Bill Engvall

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Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

4 жыл бұрын

Just cause Bill's knee replacement was over doesn't mean that was the end of the funny....oh no, it was only the beginning! The noises and pains are too much to bear as Bill explains the hilarity that ensued following the operation.
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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@garymcaleer6112
@garymcaleer6112 2 жыл бұрын
Life stories with self-deprecating humor are the best.
@christys8445
@christys8445 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall is the best storyteller EVER !!! 😂
@iceheart974
@iceheart974 4 ай бұрын
Of all time.
@davidblanchard9506
@davidblanchard9506 Жыл бұрын
Bill I'm healing up from tougne cancer. So I sit home and watch your videos over and over. Makes me feel better. Thanks for helping me. Big fan!
@juanpotgieter8406
@juanpotgieter8406 2 ай бұрын
I’m currently recovering from getting a brain shunt implant done and I have been going through sharp abdominal pains watching this but I really feel connected with what Bill went through.
@RandyCozad
@RandyCozad Ай бұрын
Went through tongue cancer for the second time in seven years hope you’re getting better. It’s been a journey but I’m still here. Laughter helps tremendously.❤
@carlakenyon6073
@carlakenyon6073 Ай бұрын
Humour is great for recovery! Wrote a paper on it in University
@TomTom-ku6qi
@TomTom-ku6qi Ай бұрын
I pray fast and total healing of your tongue cancer in YAHUSHA’S! AlleluYAH ! AlleluYAHUAH ! AlleluYAHUSHA ! Hebrews 4;16 Psalms chapter 3 Shalom🕊️
@betsyburns1825
@betsyburns1825 9 күн бұрын
My nephew had tongue cancer. His turned out good. I'm sorry you have to go thru it all. Keep Gid with and you will be alright. Plus, laughter is the best medicine they say. I agree. It's made my day.
@justbrowsing8482
@justbrowsing8482 3 жыл бұрын
“Well boys, I hurt mine doing the Cha Cha”…made me laugh my arse off!! Hilariously brilliant! 😂😂😂
@charmaineellithorp5587
@charmaineellithorp5587 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂I am a RN and way to go Christy!! So many of us do not have that humor and are still amazing at our calling in life!!!!!
@donnalevinne5112
@donnalevinne5112 3 жыл бұрын
I love it! As a caregiver, I couldn't stop laughing!
@jeffc5474
@jeffc5474 9 ай бұрын
Be sure to share this with colleagues!
@karenlauer8890
@karenlauer8890 2 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. So funny!!!!
@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS
@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS Жыл бұрын
"And she stands there." It's not a circus without an audience.
@michaeldelia9048
@michaeldelia9048 4 жыл бұрын
He needs to be on TV again, with another show. He's soooo good. Who doesn't live Bill
@matthewclark6239
@matthewclark6239 2 жыл бұрын
I don't live Bill.
@barrydlewis7768
@barrydlewis7768 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe love. Fat thumbs?
@SirPaladin
@SirPaladin 2 жыл бұрын
nah; he's retired now. He earned it.
@laurabragg8421
@laurabragg8421 Жыл бұрын
He's retired from stand-up 😭
@waltersteinmetz6915
@waltersteinmetz6915 Жыл бұрын
😮❤❤❤❤
@HereIsRick
@HereIsRick 4 жыл бұрын
He is so good. I love seeing a clean comedian.
@christianplummer7249
@christianplummer7249 3 жыл бұрын
Wrong bit to use the word clean
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
If you love clean comedy I recommend Dry Bar (Jeff Allen and Dennis Gaxiola).
@tylerrousey525
@tylerrousey525 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely not a clean bit. He is talking about drug use too.
@jamespfitz
@jamespfitz 3 жыл бұрын
He's LITERALLY talking shit.
@AlyssMa7rin
@AlyssMa7rin Жыл бұрын
@@christianplummer7249 The 'clean' is in reference to the lack of profanity.
@ImperialCoffee769
@ImperialCoffee769 4 жыл бұрын
Bill's jokes is the types of humor that is doesn't need to have cuss words in it to make it funny
@jasoncoultas1940
@jasoncoultas1940 2 жыл бұрын
Most definitely! We need more like him!
@ImperialCoffee769
@ImperialCoffee769 2 жыл бұрын
@@jasoncoultas1940 I agree
@chrisautrey5051
@chrisautrey5051 2 жыл бұрын
Try watching drybar comedy. All clean jokes.
@ImperialCoffee769
@ImperialCoffee769 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisautrey5051 I been listening to that for awhile, it has some great people on there
@thejoshsings894
@thejoshsings894 2 жыл бұрын
@@ImperialCoffee769 That’s why they have those poles in hospital and nursing home bathrooms in case you fall out of the shower 🧼 or off of the toilet 🚽.
@mrschuyler
@mrschuyler 3 жыл бұрын
Just got out of rehab for colon surgery. Every word he says here is true.
@johnstonstone2728
@johnstonstone2728 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Engval is a true talent. Funniest comedian I’ve listened to. Stomach usually hurts from laughing so hard.
@lynda6585
@lynda6585 2 жыл бұрын
Memories....my knee surgery, and physical therspy...😣...loved my pain med..BEFORE physical therapy!!.. Bill brings back so many memories...
@thomasselbe2892
@thomasselbe2892 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall will always be #1 in my book! His jokes are just the relief I need after a tough day.
@chriscross2001
@chriscross2001 4 жыл бұрын
I love you. The only thing that can make us smile since we lost our little girl is Bill. Thank you for being funny
@roserenee9805
@roserenee9805 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers 💜
@chriscross2001
@chriscross2001 4 жыл бұрын
@@roserenee9805 Thank you - she was our only
@roserenee9805
@roserenee9805 4 жыл бұрын
@@chriscross2001 Oh no, I can only imagine your pain...but if it helps, at least she isn't suffering and if you're religious then you may have comfort knowing she is cared for and is watching over your family 💜
@chriscross2001
@chriscross2001 4 жыл бұрын
@@roserenee9805 We are Christian - Amy was an awesome person. 16 years old and full of love and kindness - she never said a bad thing to anyone or of anything. She was so sweet. She's in heaven and she's healed now. She ran and played before the disease hit her - she's running and playing again. Her story is on Amazon - Something's the Matter With Amy free to download on the amazon kindle app. She had a disease so rare that it's almost never seen in children. Thanks for letting me tell you about her. Yes, she's in heaven but still, I want her back. I miss her so much. She was my best friend and my child - she was just a child.
@billadams3861
@billadams3861 4 жыл бұрын
Having a kid like my Dixie & Jim just sucks !!! You don’t get used to it you just live. I wish I could do something, but there is nothing
@keithchilstrom2077
@keithchilstrom2077 3 жыл бұрын
I've been a fan for years and yes I love the fact you don't have to use volgar laguage to make us laugh. Keep up the good laugh for many more years for us. Thanks Bill.
@skisrw
@skisrw 3 жыл бұрын
Omg! It’s official after a bad day I need to watch him for 10 mins. I’m dying like tears are streaming from my eyes.
@socalwilliams80
@socalwilliams80 3 ай бұрын
Bill understands that life is funny. He reminds us all to remember that.
@AppalachianRocks
@AppalachianRocks 6 ай бұрын
She probably worked up a lot of courage to say "woah."
@leonardherrera6739
@leonardherrera6739 2 жыл бұрын
your the best comedian of all time Bill!
@Moneyfornothinchicksforfree
@Moneyfornothinchicksforfree 3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen bill engval in years. This is great
@brentshipman5909
@brentshipman5909 4 жыл бұрын
“Good brand; smooth ride”. That punchline had me dying.
@michealsharp8117
@michealsharp8117 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Engval is hands down one of the funniest guys I've ever heard. Life happens and he does a phenomenal job of making a show out if it. I would love to see Mr. Engval live sometime if I could ever afford to buy a ticket. Anyhow .. God bless and good day...
@rocketsmom1
@rocketsmom1 2 жыл бұрын
Knee surgery is just like that...i swear. Read this before your next hospital visit before surgery
@Joker-11B-SYLV
@Joker-11B-SYLV 3 жыл бұрын
By far one of my favorite and one of the best family-friendly comedians I've ever watched. Grew up listening to his cassettes and watching his specials with my dad along with the rest of the Blue Collar team. Very funny and very entertaining.
@grolan91
@grolan91 3 жыл бұрын
Got to see him live in Helena this year, absolutely awesome show. I went from spare tire to six pack abs from laughing so hard.
@kipnowlin3847
@kipnowlin3847 4 жыл бұрын
I just found Bill’s channel a couple of weeks ago. I can only watch a few each night because I’m worried about getting dehydrated from crying. He is a perfect example of how a comedian can be beyond funny without any profanity! I wish today’s comics could learn that lesson.
@katdoc929
@katdoc929 4 жыл бұрын
I miss my daddy so friggin much...I'm watching these laughing so much but have that little hole in my heart wishing he was still here.
@robertphillips4773
@robertphillips4773 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Bill, because he keeps his routine (tries) to keep it clean.
@pamhoward5102
@pamhoward5102 2 жыл бұрын
Bill is very funny. He doesn't use nasty language. I rather heard his stories. You don't need use bad language in every sentence.
@jameswaas2405
@jameswaas2405 Жыл бұрын
Watching his two videos on total knee replacement helped me laugh when i was scared of my pending knee surgery.and gave me some insight on what to expect.
@lynn8101
@lynn8101 3 жыл бұрын
Bill is a awesome comedian l loved the stories he tells I just love the guy he will. Always be close to my heart
@u4riahsc
@u4riahsc 2 жыл бұрын
When I had a surgery scheduled, I ate only prunes up until the time I had to stop eating. It worked, I didn’t get clogged up.
@cajunbradleycooper5771
@cajunbradleycooper5771 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching him in person a year are so ago at the local casino with my mom. We sat in the front row and loved every minute of it. He spoke about his trip to Africa with his wife . It was so hilarious.
@lvlinda6
@lvlinda6 4 жыл бұрын
I have been a huge fan for over 20 years and no matter how crappy my day is, watching Bill will make coffee come through my nose & I’ll laugh so hard to the point I literally can’t breathe. 👍🏼
@JamesWoodard1222
@JamesWoodard1222 4 жыл бұрын
I first saw Bill on Star Search in 1984. Since then, I have yet to see a bad set.
@critical_failure
@critical_failure 4 жыл бұрын
That *was* a pretty...*crap*py day...
@richardyoung1398
@richardyoung1398 4 жыл бұрын
LasVegas Linda me too. He really is the most genuinely funny, family friendly comedian ive ever seen. He really is the best
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I am currently disabled due to a brain tumor removal and this applies to me exactly (unfortunately), but I still love to see him.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I am currently disabled due to a brain tumor removal and this applies to me exactly (unfortunately), but I still love to see him.
@utoobr10
@utoobr10 4 жыл бұрын
And Christy gets public relations award for the year!
@elainewalls1965
@elainewalls1965 3 жыл бұрын
IDK why it took me so long to binge watch these. I feel sooo much better.
@bruce5168
@bruce5168 3 жыл бұрын
Your material is GREAT Bill, not doing to well in these times and I honestly have to say, thank you for making me smile, and then laugh. Thank you, God knows I needed it 🤕👍
@mousetreehouse6833
@mousetreehouse6833 11 ай бұрын
Isn't it wonderful how a real bellylaugh - with tears in the eyes - can put things in perspective?
@bruce5168
@bruce5168 11 ай бұрын
@@mousetreehouse6833 it really is!!👍
@beverlyjohnson6236
@beverlyjohnson6236 4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to him all evening.
@robinwarner8233
@robinwarner8233 4 жыл бұрын
I saw Bill in 2002 and I won tickets to the show with a meet and greet. I have the pictures in a photo box. It was at the Arlene shitz in Portland Oregon. I laughed so hard. It had been years since I've laughed, but I laughed that night and I've been laughing ever sense. Thanks Bill.
@sharont2009
@sharont2009 3 жыл бұрын
Have seen this so many times. And yet? Still funny as hell. Thanks bill
@The_Dark_One784
@The_Dark_One784 4 жыл бұрын
I am so using the phrase “I need to drop some friends off at the lake” from now on
@Twisted.Ginger
@Twisted.Ginger 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@SicxMaggot9
@SicxMaggot9 4 жыл бұрын
I use one similar to "the turtle is coming out the lake" instead the turtle is popping out of its shell learned that one from my uncle growing up lol
@Payin_Attention
@Payin_Attention 4 жыл бұрын
We always said "Drop the kids off at the pool."
@adamwilliams1216
@adamwilliams1216 4 жыл бұрын
PayinAttention Cosby kids
@adamwilliams1216
@adamwilliams1216 4 жыл бұрын
Stock the lake with brown trout. Take the browns 2 the super bowl
@stevewisniewski5860
@stevewisniewski5860 2 жыл бұрын
I nearly Peed myself laughing so much. You and the other three yahoos are just a great comedic tour but even by yourself it’s just amazing How you made me laugh. God bless and thank you for the Goodwill.
@anniehouse9702
@anniehouse9702 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite Comedian ever!
@Jeng4280
@Jeng4280 2 жыл бұрын
I saw him live and laughed my ass off at him! Lordy he was hilarious!
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 4 жыл бұрын
He's not kidding. I was on Percodan (with asprin instead of acetaminophen) for four years for severe back pain. I didn't take a crap from 2009 to 2011. No shit, literally.
@amandahibbs3690
@amandahibbs3690 4 жыл бұрын
Lawrence Genereux 😂🤣 I’m sorry but that’s uncomfortably funny
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 4 жыл бұрын
@@amandahibbs3690 Yes, it truly was.
@renekackline2377
@renekackline2377 4 жыл бұрын
Lawrence, that is physically impossible. A little EXAGGERATION going on. You would be dead if that actually happened. My pet-peeve,........thieves and people who EXAGGERATED.
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 4 жыл бұрын
@@renekackline2377 Guess what my pet peeve is? People who have no f'n sense of humor. Like you.
@sandraoaks7887
@sandraoaks7887 4 жыл бұрын
Lawrence Genereux, 😂
@susanjohnson9795
@susanjohnson9795 3 жыл бұрын
Miss seeing him & his humor.
@nancyomalley9959
@nancyomalley9959 3 жыл бұрын
Hospital bathrooms have pull cords so that patients can let the nurse's know that either they're done or that they need help. Christy was being extra cautious!
@samscarletta7433
@samscarletta7433 Жыл бұрын
He got the VIP treatment. 😂
@davidsandberg7631
@davidsandberg7631 Жыл бұрын
No Christy was following hospital policy. So many people think they are fine in the bathroom than 2 seconds after the nurse walks out they fall off the toilet. Happens all the time so for pt safety the nurse stays close enough to keep people from slipping off the crapper...
@PatriciaGruteke-gl1yl
@PatriciaGruteke-gl1yl 11 ай бұрын
​@@davidsandberg7631😅
@user-zo6ql7cv1p
@user-zo6ql7cv1p 21 күн бұрын
Too funny.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 4 жыл бұрын
I know the feeling of living in a hospital. I had a brain tumor removed in Dec 2018. Spent 2 months in a coma (Dec 2018 to Feb 2019), had a stroke in January 2019, 3 months in a rehab center (Feb 2019 to May 2019), 2 months in a senior center (May 2019 to July 2019) and 2 months with home therapy (July 2019 to Sep 2019). I also had a nurse that made me feel better. She was philipino. I have the best opinion about the philipino community. Thank you for your service.
@klingonsexy
@klingonsexy 4 жыл бұрын
PT doesn't mean "Physical Therapy," it means "Painful Torture"!
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks. You really nailed it. I went through everything on this video. I had a brain operation in December 2018. I spent 2 months in the hospital and 2 months in the rehab clinic.
@christelvedo6281
@christelvedo6281 4 жыл бұрын
Saw his show a few years back, and he is truly unbelievably talented. Love his humor....not a 'dirty word' spoken!
@missinformation916
@missinformation916 4 жыл бұрын
I was put on hydrocodone after major surgery and couldn't go for over 2 weeks, when I was in rehab!!! The angels sang when I was able to drink prune juice and go!!!!!
@johnpage5075
@johnpage5075 3 жыл бұрын
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
@anntilley9410
@anntilley9410 3 жыл бұрын
You are my favorite comedian!!!
@thejoshsings894
@thejoshsings894 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so using “ I need to drop some friends at the lake” and “ take the browns to the superbowl”.
@wingmanalive
@wingmanalive 4 жыл бұрын
Getting old is a trip. In my 20's I'd sit and push a loaf out in 15 seconds or less. Now I'm 50 I now know why there are magazine racks in the bathroom. I can literally miss and episode of cheers dropping my friends off at the lake.
@jamespfitz
@jamespfitz 3 жыл бұрын
Too. Much. Information.
@jamespfitz
@jamespfitz 3 жыл бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 Not even your husband cares, why in the WORLD would you think the world in general would have any interest in YOUR SHIT?!
@Missditabomb
@Missditabomb 3 жыл бұрын
@wingmanalive: Way to much information, there, Bud.
@deirdremorris9234
@deirdremorris9234 3 жыл бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 Yep. Fruits veggies nuts and seeds and a squatty potty stool.
@kennethboyer2338
@kennethboyer2338 2 жыл бұрын
That's why the dvr has a pause button.
@julieserpa9763
@julieserpa9763 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing I’m a nurse and all you said it’s true I have to stay outside the bathroom to make sure pts doesn’t fall at least you were lucky you didn’t have to take lactose lol that will make you poop I love the way you talk about the walker lol your absolutely amazing glad you’re ok
@Nobodyzfool
@Nobodyzfool 3 жыл бұрын
Latulose
@joywebster2678
@joywebster2678 10 ай бұрын
Lactulose we finally beat the spell checker and we 3 Nurses got it right!
@juliepyle4029
@juliepyle4029 2 жыл бұрын
I really like this guy. He's genuine Like watching him do the Argentine Tango. Blessings Bill.
@renekackline2377
@renekackline2377 4 жыл бұрын
So funny! Love how he tells stories.
@teresahovey2266
@teresahovey2266 17 күн бұрын
I Love Bill. He is so funny. No cuss words, no dirty stories
@TheWendyLea
@TheWendyLea 4 жыл бұрын
I always love Bill and how he laughs at his own jokes. I’ve been a fan since he did the radio run in DFW on KZPS way back when. ❤️
@waywardgoddess7219
@waywardgoddess7219 3 жыл бұрын
I am laughing so hard because as a Nurse Aide, I've have to help countless patients to the restroom and ask those questions 😂 sorry. I didn't have to stay in the bathrooms though, just made sure cheeks were on the seat then I'd stand outside the door
@bfoster2335
@bfoster2335 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy
@tarabryant2909
@tarabryant2909 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I drink coffee when I take my pain meds. Love you Bill Engvall.
@mackenziekean7437
@mackenziekean7437 4 жыл бұрын
"Whoa 👍" 😂😂😂😂😂
@lindawoods3266
@lindawoods3266 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that, someone tell me???
@knxcholx
@knxcholx 4 жыл бұрын
@@lindawoods3266 she basically said "impressive size" 💀
@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 4 жыл бұрын
Just found your work and honestly it's so refreshing!! Funny and immersive storytelling!!
@cmpvariety1764
@cmpvariety1764 2 жыл бұрын
Totally needed this laugh. I've been dealing with chronic migraines a lot, and you always make me laugh when I need it. Thank you so much.
@jamesagwe2981
@jamesagwe2981 4 жыл бұрын
"Rocks in my kidney" sounds like a song
@domingoromo8656
@domingoromo8656 4 жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorite comedians.🤣
@dfuss2756
@dfuss2756 4 жыл бұрын
I like to keep these Bill Engval videos for days when things are tough, then I can laugh my fool head off and it puts me in a better mood. Thanks for the laughs.
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 3 жыл бұрын
D Fuss 😷😷😷Covid count now ten months later?😳😳😳🇨🇦
@parakeet8157
@parakeet8157 4 жыл бұрын
That's the way it is in the hospital. They have to check EVERYTHING!
@johnpage5075
@johnpage5075 3 жыл бұрын
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
@dragondancer1814
@dragondancer1814 3 жыл бұрын
Gives a new meaning to being totally anal, doesn’t it?
@Grey0618
@Grey0618 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Mr Engval! Whoah!"
@beanbagger2774
@beanbagger2774 4 жыл бұрын
What is supposed to mean. I don't get it 😂
@kathaynsley1047
@kathaynsley1047 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it
@jade-leighmacdonald4599
@jade-leighmacdonald4599 4 жыл бұрын
Also don't get the ending!
@davincent98
@davincent98 4 жыл бұрын
I saw the whole thing. It's a reference to when he had a stint and the nurse was trying to get him to calm down while pulling the stunt from his urethra.
@ladym2398
@ladym2398 4 жыл бұрын
"Whoa!!" Bravo 👏👏👏
@tessduff8345
@tessduff8345 4 жыл бұрын
1 of the funniest live shows ever. I'll go any time he is in town.
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 3 жыл бұрын
U r gorgeous
@tessduff8345
@tessduff8345 3 жыл бұрын
@@tonyacosta4574 Thankyou
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 3 жыл бұрын
@@tessduff8345 welcome
@collinscody57
@collinscody57 3 жыл бұрын
If you heard half the things that come out of drugged up patients you would understand the nurse
@dodgeman4360
@dodgeman4360 4 жыл бұрын
"Drop some friends at the lake" My boss would say "Gotta drop the kids off in the pool" I looked at his assistant and said "Can't his kids drive themselves?" he laughed
@Kebutor
@Kebutor 4 жыл бұрын
They can't, their license got suspended for speeding. Little shits
@jdoyle7137
@jdoyle7137 4 жыл бұрын
Kebutor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Aegirak
@Aegirak 4 жыл бұрын
I like saying “Taking the browns to the Super Bowl.”
@matthewnachel7112
@matthewnachel7112 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall is the most funniest comedian ever!!!!!
@maxtaunton4428
@maxtaunton4428 Жыл бұрын
Love him he is so clean
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын
I can relate. I was 2 months in a coma after a brain surgery. I had to spend time in 3 rehab centers around 4 months. I was on that same situation. I was in a walker and had to be cleaned and showered. So humiliating. I was surprised I was laughing 😂 after I went through the same story. I was constipated severely. 1:20 It took 2 laxatives and 5 days to be able to go poo. But at least the rehab centers treated me great and even gave me vegetarian food (because I have been vegetarian since 1994). And I am only 44 and I still use a walker and its November 2020☹
@carolelangat-fortune4557
@carolelangat-fortune4557 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall is great
@Katherine-L789
@Katherine-L789 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha! My God, that's just insanely funny! I needed that.
@jsapcakrrow
@jsapcakrrow 3 жыл бұрын
OMG this was so funny I couldn’t breathe at one point. This skit gives a whole new meaning to “bathroom humor” 🤣🤣🙂🙂
@thistlegal2154
@thistlegal2154 4 жыл бұрын
See? That high school latin class paid off after all lol I SO needed these explosive maybe with a little accidental urination laughs today. Thanks as always!
@brooklynngreer0803
@brooklynngreer0803 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched you since Blue Collar comedy tour came out and I love you !! You’re an awesome comedian!! 🖤
@GRAYHAHM
@GRAYHAHM 3 жыл бұрын
“Cause I’m on a little drug called Percocet” first real one on the stage
@bobjeffries6532
@bobjeffries6532 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely the funniest guy in America 😂😂😂😂
@annewilliams5527
@annewilliams5527 2 ай бұрын
I am in hysterics! Thank you, Bill, you’ve made my YEAR so far!!!!❤ God bless. X
@dandrake8788
@dandrake8788 4 жыл бұрын
Should have said "I need to take the Browns to the Superbowl"
@billdowney6891
@billdowney6891 4 жыл бұрын
I need to take the Cosby kids to the pool.
@killer13324
@killer13324 4 жыл бұрын
I've got orders to bomb the porcelain empire.
@billdowney6891
@billdowney6891 4 жыл бұрын
@@killer13324 lmao
@killer13324
@killer13324 4 жыл бұрын
@@billdowney6891 it's a more manly way of saying it.
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 4 жыл бұрын
Or flush the lion's season down the tubs
@pamnicklas5536
@pamnicklas5536 4 жыл бұрын
This was so like my experience with my double knee replacements! I thoroughly enjoyed it! And p.s.....Physical Therapy didn't just bring tears to my eyes...I was sobbing. 😭😭
@johnpage5075
@johnpage5075 3 жыл бұрын
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
@u4riahsc
@u4riahsc 2 жыл бұрын
I took time off work to care for a friend who had both knees replaced, not at the same time though. A physical therapist came to his house 3 times a week for a couple of months to make him bend his knees and he would scream like a little girl.
@lynn8101
@lynn8101 2 жыл бұрын
Bill reminds me of my husband that was in the hospital before he died I think bill is the sweetest comedian around
@DarthTwilight
@DarthTwilight 4 жыл бұрын
I want to meet this Christy girl. I love a pretty nurse that has a demeanor like a box full of kittens sliding down a rainbow.
@frankgilbert5148
@frankgilbert5148 3 жыл бұрын
Real humor is what we meed more of. Thanks!!
@canoslo6126
@canoslo6126 3 жыл бұрын
Husband is computer engineer - in our house it’s called a “Download.”
@bphillips2082
@bphillips2082 Жыл бұрын
Just love your comedy. Saw you once at Tulalip casino in Washington state. I’ve been kind of depressed lately and when I watched your skids it really brightens my day thanks
@deeleach8300
@deeleach8300 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I am sad or depressed-I come and listen to Bill Engvall and I laugh myself out of it. thanks Bill for making ordinary, everyday life so funny! You are a wonder.
@1224dlc
@1224dlc 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad he has his own channel! Yippee! Love him! My parents love him!
@thetrain3302
@thetrain3302 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this routine live a few years ago, and I just about pissed myself I was laughing so hard 😂
@user-wc9fl6cf2q
@user-wc9fl6cf2q 5 ай бұрын
Just for the record, Bill's father was a doctor.
@roserenee9805
@roserenee9805 4 жыл бұрын
I need a video of his full show honestly. His new content is so good 😂
@UncoordinatedPixie
@UncoordinatedPixie 4 жыл бұрын
Watch it online. There are plenty of places to do it.
@kevinlimo696
@kevinlimo696 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall Just Sell Him for Parts.
@jenniferandrews6556
@jenniferandrews6556 4 жыл бұрын
Found Bill randomly back in 2004.... I found an audio-clip somewhere online and I lived in Germany still at the time. In Germany no one knew who he was. Then I had to go on ebay, to buy myself a Bill Engvall DVD so that I can see the whole face to the act. I was always in tears crying laughing. The first bit I heard by Bill was the one when he talks about snakes.....and after that I knew he would be my fav comedian
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 3 жыл бұрын
U r gorgeous
@gunslingermando8275
@gunslingermando8275 3 жыл бұрын
I remember my dad in the hospital after his surgery high as a kite, went to get a coke down the hall just to hear him down the hall " HOLY SHIT THEY TOOK MY HAIR!" The man has been balled since I was 2... I was 22
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 2 жыл бұрын
Um. I think you mean bald. Balled gives that sentence a whole different meaning😉💉💉🇨🇦
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