cotzy is like the polar opposite of politicised gaming. politicised talks about the history of the country hes playing. cotzy rushes germany at the start, and just starts talking about crack.

i love how he casualy beat the shit out of all of europe not even trying to

Losing to the Italian Empire is cursed; even Ethiopia and Greece are embarrassed 😭

-Beats all of superpowers of europe -Loses to crappy italian empire -Refuses to elaborate

i won that last war i pinky promise

Average polish player spamming infantry then dying to Russia's tank spam:

That crack story is crazy

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="42">0:42</a> HELL YEA MORE SPLATOON MUSIC!!!!

Now this is what u call an underrated youtuber

Losing to italian empire is embarrising like ethipia would beat you up

bro losing to italia empire is like. embarassinggggg.

I survived an invasion from the number one superpower in a server because of your tactics

I wish i was addicted to winning

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="16">0:16</a> every gamblers words before they loose their entire house in one night.

bro really had "There`s nothing we can do" treatment

alright how did he win a 5v1 as poland

Crazy how he got a ww2 situation with russia the uk the french and the USA on his ass and still won. Just goes to show polish superiority.

Bro remembered dying was gay but then Italy gave him amnesia

I hate it when I keep winning.

Europe: We lose! Italy: Me no💀💀💀💀

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="451">7:31</a> this is so funny lmao

cotzy you should do needles mid war for boosted performance 🙏🏽

Love yo content bro🤝

RON to Crack than back to RON amazing

1 minute ago is arousing

Ah yes Poland , the best nation

New youtuber im gonna binge?

Man i feel so nostalgic watching this game.. used to play this like an addict and a sweat.

Lowkey bros cookin

bro got handed a total of 3 billion skull troops throughout the video

Bro, are you serious. That was actually me playing Germany. No frikin way dude

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="663">11:03</a> Donald trump simulator, Lmaooo

I remember when I was playing Spain, I lost all my land, became nomadic, and by being a scum I made the Spanish Empire. It was NOT worth it. Over 12 hours of my life wasted.

It’s a good day when Cotzy uploads

Bro can u do like a 1 hour tutorial on rise of nations i know the basics but navy, ideologies, the tech tree etc.

bro almost conquered the whole europe

I once had a game as Poland where I repelled Russia with Ukraine and defeated Germany. But I ended up with 0 manpower, and got steamrolled by France :( Quit the game after that.

who failed this guy from the polish art school💀

I dont know how to play this game but, it is really interesting u playing it.

But cotzy yiu gotta admit russia had a crazy debut offense

Italy really just made u quit 😂

Crackhead problems relatable from portland

Always fun to watch Cotzy win the at the map game

hey

you reached 10k subs buddy

Me: how am I going to take on another KZfaqr in RON if they are the goat at it? (Me realizing that all I have to do is to watch how he plays and then I will know how to win.)

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="456">7:36</a> *URRAAAAAAAHHHHH*

Usa, France, UK, Ukraine, Italy and Russia vs poland?

based

i cant stop i cant stop...

i love your content bro keep it up ❤

My name is Bartholomew, and I've come to realize that the choices we make can echo through time like thunder across a barren landscape. I once believed I was untouchable, wielding my influence over pixels and data in a virtual world where consequences seemed distant and inconsequential. But now, as I sit here in my cell, the weight of my actions bears down on me like an unyielding burden. It all started innocently enough-or so I thought. Rise of Nations was more than just a game to me; it was a canvas upon which I painted my ambitions and frustrations. As a seasoned player, I reveled in the competition, strategizing and maneuvering to assert my dominance. But somewhere along the way, competition morphed into something darker. I began to prey on younger players, exploiting their inexperience and vulnerability. In my pursuit of victory, I stooped to bullying tactics-taunting, harassing, and belittling those who dared to challenge me. The anonymity of the online world shielded me from guilt or remorse. After all, it was just a game, right? But my actions didn't go unnoticed. Complaints flooded the game's forums and community boards. Concerned parents voiced their outrage over the toxic environment I fostered. The game's developers, faced with mounting pressure, took decisive action. Legal notices arrived, accusing me of cyberbullying and violating the game's terms of service. The consequences escalated swiftly and mercilessly. My wife, whom I had once cherished as my anchor in turbulent seas, could no longer tolerate the shame and disgrace. She left, taking our vows and dreams with her. The once-sturdy foundation of our marriage crumbled under the weight of my transgressions. As public outcry intensified, so did the ripple effects of my actions. A civil war erupted in the online community, with factions forming to either defend or condemn my behavior. The media seized upon the story, portraying me as a symbol of unchecked power and moral decay in the digital age. Amidst the chaos, legal proceedings loomed ominously on the horizon. I faced a barrage of lawsuits, not only from affected players and their families but also from advocacy groups championing online safety and mental health. The courtroom became my new battleground, where evidence of my digital reign of terror was laid bare for all to see. The verdict was swift and severe. The judge, unmoved by my pleas for leniency, handed down a sentence that shattered any illusions of invincibility I once held. I was to serve 75 years in prison-a lifetime behind bars for crimes committed in the virtual realm. Now, as I sit in solitude, Saint Helena feels less like a remote island and more like a prison within a prison. The walls are not just physical but also psychological, closing in around me with each passing day. I am left to ponder the wreckage of my life, haunted by the faces of those I harmed and the loved ones I lost. My mother, Erik, visits occasionally-a pillar of unwavering support amidst the wreckage of my shattered reputation. Her presence is a reminder of the unconditional love that survives even the darkest of storms. Yet, I cannot escape the bitter truth: I am here because of choices I made, actions I took without considering the consequences. In the silence of my cell, I am confronted with the harsh reality of accountability. The virtual world I once ruled with impunity has exacted a toll far greater than any victory could justify. My name is Bartholomew, and this is my lament-a cautionary tale of power unchecked, consequences ignored, and the devastating price of hubris.

i fly landed in my drink and i drink it

Great video!

this guy is funny while playing ron Ilove it

New cotzy yoooo

Poland vs world

10 billion in debt is insane

whats that song in the bg

Poor Austria always alone 😢 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="47">0:47</a>

Holy shit how much has this game change?

Cotzy never stops to refill us with his c- (content) im gonna stop saying dumb stuff like this alr

just put my fries in the bag

Noice!

10k subs gg!

896 views in an hour? Bro went up

Dang... Remember when Rise of nations was so different? Remember when russia was blue? Canada was purple France was Green. Look at where we are now.

Understandable

bro even changed his flag

im the UK in this video i had no idea he was a yt

play em belarusians.. 😼😼

Can you leave the chat on and interact with them abit it’s kinda funny seeing them rage

Combustion

You really should try the walking dead man

how do you get this good bro

Ur such a Good girl

COTZY… i wish i could join the discord…. ;-;

hellloo I wast the Italian Empire

the crack story is true im the crack mom

i have the smae problem

Cozty u should fight smackdatgame in rise of nations

whats the song in the first half??

Hi cotzy! I'd like to share with you my best strategy I've ever made, I call it "winning the war" usually, to win wars, you can use units to capture cities to make the enemy capitulate, thank me later 😁😁

Epic content NGL would be cool to 1v1 you, fan of your content and think it'd be a cool idea all due respect

Meow~ anotha cotzy vid yipqqee ❤

who gave my son 10b mid war

Hi cobby ily

real

you say chat alot do you have a twitch or is it just cause

i love your videos :3

How did u start with the second best experience ???

Hi cotzy it's me gwc

What doctrine is best these days? Most of the time I start with spec and when I got infantry and all I go to stayic lines

hello sir can you play the taiwan?

Nice vid

First song name?

Static lines is still better-

The average Germany player😑😑

9,11K subs bro fell

Day 1 of asking if I can make an edit abt you