I cannot comprehend just how bad things would go for this dude in a fight One slap in the arm and he punches himself in two of his three weakpoints!

I like the audience member screaming bloody murder from the Fallout joke at 0:59

This audience is like that spongebob episode where someone says knock knock and Patrick bursts into laughter because he thinks that's the punchline

Both hands in front of face, hunched over to protect stomach, dodging and weaving? This fool is doing a Dempsey Roll, he's on another caliber of fighting.

Signed, Ronald "Mac" McDonald, Paddy's Pub, Philadelphia

wish this was visible omf

I was in the audience for this show, and watching Justin copy the stance was sooo hilarious! Wish there was a video of it somewhere!

I am the weakest person I know, and I've never been interested in fighting or martial arts. But.... does this guy really not understand even a basic, fists up pose? Why are his hands on top of one another? It hurts to think about

Sincerely, the Zodiac

I have been a martial artist for almost eight years... this physically hurt me

I... like... im a martial artist. And this shit hurt to listen to, even with the boys making it fun. This dude clearly watched an action movie once (likely a Seagal film) and thinks hes figured out fighting. And its not even the description of his weird stance that worries me. Like... he seems to have this idea that hes mastered fighting without any effort, and that it must be his friends fucking with him. It reeks of paranoia. Or hes like... 12

If he avoids fighting and no one starts a fight with him... why does he feel the need to focus on his fighting stance???