i HAVE to talk about constable-frozen

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Жыл бұрын

i will forever be haunted by elsa being ice cream
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Tumblr was incredibly formative to me and yet I apparently remember none of what actually happened. I will not explain what v*re is to you and you cannot make me. Elsa from Frozen deserves better and frankly so does Anna from Frozen and frankly so do I. Constable-frozen scares me and I also have never respected the craft of anyone more. I hope they live a happy life with Elsa from Frozen for the rest of their days.
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@markmcmillan1146 Жыл бұрын

I think the reason Elsa is Pringles is so disturbing is 100% in how the hand is holding her and how subtly uncomfortable she is with the hand.

@natk4017 11 ай бұрын

I feel like the Pringle Elsa pictures really make more sense when you see the third category

@julianaelisemusic Жыл бұрын

The way you say “don’t google it, use context clues.” Tickles my brain just right 15/10

@SpecialInterestShow 11 ай бұрын

The teacher jumped out

@SpecialInterestShow 11 ай бұрын

It's so fun that most tumblr users (including myself) are like "you couldn't torture my tumblr url out of me" lmao

@seanchernov7178 11 ай бұрын

I don't even know my Tumblr url

@maliksmith7143 Жыл бұрын

We need more of Haley explaining weird niche internet lore

@PossiblyPossessed Жыл бұрын

the death grip that frozen had on the internet for years is something that should be studied

@justlola417 11 ай бұрын

The thing is. The edits were SO good. Like technically they shouldn't be but they're so good?? It has so much effort put into it but it's elsa from frozen. In random places. It's just too good! Why!

@AwesomeAutismHC 9 ай бұрын

The color manipulation to match the lighting is CONCERNINGLY good.

@dovefromabove1021 Жыл бұрын

The fact that bone thief witch didn’t even come up at the beginning really shows off how much wild shit was on tumblr 😂

@polygawn 11 ай бұрын

“Why is Elsa pringles?” Is one of my favorite sentences ever

@blueellsworth5587 Жыл бұрын

This is the least I've known about a topic going into a Haley video, which is saying a lot since I've never seen Ice Age or Stranger Things

@chickensoup3301 Жыл бұрын

I exactly echo this sentiment

@alcyonhero4110 Жыл бұрын

I came into this video with literally no context for what I would be seeing. I feel like it was somehow better that way, and I wish to return to that time. You have cursed me with context, Haley Whipjack

@EoinW974 Жыл бұрын

Rapunzel Dogs has killed me. I am dead.

@EoinW974 Жыл бұрын

I take it back. Elsa drinking milk brought me back to kill me again

@memethyst 11 ай бұрын

i can't believe you didn't mention the one with the gif of olaf puking ice cream into anna's mouth and she's like moving back and forth to catch it

@crimson1194 11 ай бұрын

the line between "haha quirky lol" and "fetish" is very thinn

@vd2485 Жыл бұрын

I’ve literally only known constable frozen as the vore/feeder guy with scary good edits

@personne-fp6cr 9 ай бұрын

"my sister has powers but she's never hit the gym a day in her life" This is literally just Isadora and Sybilla Eirik lmao

@jacob99503 9 ай бұрын

The bit about Olaf writing Elsa and Anna's names on the ground is a reference to Danganronpa. I'm sure it's not the first time a murder victim wrote their murderer's name in their blood as they were dying, but it seems the most likely they would know about.

@truluv666 Жыл бұрын

If the phrase “you are what you eat” is true then the whole thing pretty much comes full circle

@sweetmoonpigeon7469 6 ай бұрын

as somebody that essentially grew up on tumblr, the most upsetting part of this video is that frozen came out in 2013

@alexfogal727 11 ай бұрын

"800 isn't a lot of notes" *cries in average of 5*

@jungtothehuimang 11 ай бұрын

As a Tumblr OG alumni people do not know how insane tumblr was in it's hayday. Nothing will ever be like it again.

@serazaydia Жыл бұрын

Hans is actually edited over Hux not Kylo Ren. Because bad guy with red hair. I just had to point that out as a former sequel trilogy stan.

@SleepyCheshire Жыл бұрын

I'd forgotten about constable-frozen and this was a fun ride. You can see how much they improved with their more recent edits, glad they still like doing it. Honestly the energy you have, I'd listen to you talk about anything at this point. 😂 Always entertaining

@elihummer3460 Жыл бұрын

On the one hand, im glad this was showed to me; on the other hand... i feel violated and scarred and have too many questions

@tjcarr9881 Жыл бұрын

The Olaf ice cream edit is so much worse, man just drinks milk and vomits it directly into Elsa and Anna's mouths in a disturbingly sexual gif, it's horrifying

@vanessaistired4719 Жыл бұрын

This channel really has a good chance of becoming Strange Aeons and ya know what? Good.

@SpecialInterestShow 11 ай бұрын

There was NO JACK FROST!? I could have sworn.... I feel Mandela effected

@grace-4072 11 ай бұрын

these feel like the art pieces id make if i had photoshop in the mental hospital

@CianDelano Жыл бұрын

Just started the video... but dear god the memories of constable frozen's mastery of photoshop... Tumblr was wild... ... The longer the video went on the more I remember why I repressed the memories of them xD

@delphilashay-el5453 Жыл бұрын

I definitely thought you blurred it. And it was gonna be a reveal. It was still a reveal… 😅

@spenceduggs8449 4 ай бұрын

The fact that you sound so close to bursting into tears really adds to the video

@kamilee4123 11 ай бұрын

I checked constable-frozen’s blog and they made a post June of this year (2023). So they are still out there. Just significantly less active.

@DaBigMan550 Жыл бұрын

Id love more of these explorations of past internet craziness!

@MandyPrior Жыл бұрын

thank you for reminding me of the horror. fully the most unhinged you've ever been. 10/10 no notes

@missvanillacchi Жыл бұрын

constable frozen is still my favorite tumblr blogs because most edits are amazing and the pictures of elsa are high qualityyyyy (i love elsa so it helps)

@kkuudandere Жыл бұрын

every topic discussed on this channel leaves me a lil more cursed and I'm better off for it i had that "bread as hair, hair as bread" idea a day ago before even watching this, should i be concerned

@troodon1096 10 ай бұрын

I am equal parts amused, intrigued, and horrified. Kind of a weird feeling, to be honest.

@jonathanfuchs6262 Жыл бұрын

pretty sure this wasn't the first time you mentioned vore in a video and i really hope it doesn't become a recurring subject

@gingeryard 8 ай бұрын

rapunzel looks more like a croissant.

@bellasmind 11 ай бұрын

a dark section of my brain that i abandoned long long ago has just been unlocked with this video

@chilvane 7 ай бұрын

I spent this video being increasingly distressed with the lack of mentioning the braid sushi, 10/10

@melodymarselle5365 Жыл бұрын

"Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked" Please explain

@crispycreates9986 Жыл бұрын

i had seen constable-frozen stuff but i dont think id seen any of the weirder stuff. classic tumblr behaviour though. love this little video of thoughts you were having and wouldnt mind more (although thats sort of what you already do anyway? so keep going i guess!)

@robbtigan4527 Жыл бұрын

This has big Minion Quotes energy

@ballbrigades7125 Жыл бұрын

Idk why but this is what my brain has chosen to be my sleep video.

@pipdavidson6965 10 күн бұрын

I’m watching this high and weeping omfg

@frogwhisperer2067 11 ай бұрын

I could have watched 5 more hours of this

@PossiblyPossessed Жыл бұрын

have the slightest clue what this could be about but im intrigued

@nicholasrodriguez2950 Жыл бұрын

Haley being younger than me hit me like freight train. I thought SURELY she was like, late 20s? Nope. I'm only 24, so its not toooo much, but I wasn't prepared

@stelliwelli5331 Жыл бұрын

the world needed this video almost as much as it needed the gif of anna punching the hulk buster u are a queeEN

@shmeepshmoop2717 6 ай бұрын

no because the genuine upset you displayed on the "elsa eats things which are not food" category is so genuinely funny, like i am so sorry but your despair at this has me dead

@top1terra1girl 4 ай бұрын

This right here? Makes me soooooooo excited to hear your review of OUAT season 4

@carolkoski4875 Ай бұрын

i'm coming in from the future to say that while the weirder edits seem to be gone, theyve been updating this account for so long that now it was Encanto characters in it. It now just looks like any reference blog for animation, for better or worse

@imaginefun13 11 ай бұрын

I was big into frozen back when it came out, so of course constable-frozen was one of my big favs!

@ilyanep Жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video at 13:50 after the Big Hero 6 part because I was laughing too hard. I'm ... weirdly happy I now know about this?

@JMWraith Жыл бұрын

Ima keep ot simple. This is one of the funniest videos ive ever seen. Thank you for the blessed content.

@spapples69 Жыл бұрын

I love these essays so much, this is your best most unhinged video yet

@odistabettor 11 ай бұрын

Man this made me smile. So funny. Nostalgic too for old school Tumblr.

@shr00mski 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for brining up my repressed memories

@semopomume 3 ай бұрын

this has been deeply disturbing thank you

@venusflytrapsz Жыл бұрын

im quite late to this video but i feel the need to mention the edit they posted of rapunzel and flynn ryder from the tangled animated series in straight up just some kind of bdsm/fetish gear. quite horrific but yea that one got deleted pretty fast

@quinnfarris 10 ай бұрын

help i love your vibe

@lanoraphillips4298 11 ай бұрын

This made me laugh out loud so many times def a subscribing!!

@flimsy6752 Жыл бұрын

Have no clue who or what this is but boy am I gonna find out

@lynnoka2432 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I think I found my new favourite youtube channel

@WonderlandHarls Жыл бұрын

Elsa. Once you pop, the fun don't stop...

@garfphone3669 11 ай бұрын

love your videos so much

@Giga-lemesh 4 ай бұрын

🎶Take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong, ancient tumblr, sexy oncler, take me home, country roads🎶

@JinAndChronic Жыл бұрын

I almost didn't leave a comment, I had assumed this was just another massive channel with a couple thousand comments and what not. I can't believe as of watching theres only 43 comments. This channel is outrageously small.

@hannahhuston8266 Жыл бұрын

Category 3 for sure feels like some weird fetish content

@raelogan Ай бұрын

I've been on Tumblr since 2012, and I still can't tell if Constable-Frozen was unironic or not.

@hopelesslag Жыл бұрын

I remember these!

@edslushie570 11 ай бұрын

The craziest thing about this video is that it made me realize Thor: Ragnarok is older now than Frozen was when Thor:Ragnarok came out.

@merette6702 6 ай бұрын

i just stumbled on this, and i just have to say,the obv answer to the the why not jack frost.... they like anna- elsa

@merette6702 6 ай бұрын

(i followed them so thats my guess)

@elizabethklaers Жыл бұрын

I know so much more now about constable frozen than I ever thought I would

@AwesomeAutismHC 9 ай бұрын

This person needs to be studied like a feral child. This person is OUT THERE somewhere. Living amongst other people.

@Fire_Phix Жыл бұрын

I don’t know what I expected but was entranced seeing the strangeness.

@jazzanarchy1342 10 ай бұрын

This took a turn. I was not ready.

@comradescar6547 11 ай бұрын

Are you constable frozen?

@Etsuk0 6 ай бұрын

HOW DID I NEVER SEE THESE

@jm4954 11 ай бұрын

I was taking a sip of my drink when I heard "Elsa is Pringes" and saw that image and my poor laptop screen was just sprayed with it

@NicoleCraswellBooks Жыл бұрын

Every single time you remove a photo you put up on screen to reveal Elsa is a Minion is a jump scare

@vacurem Жыл бұрын

that was so great oh my god it is SO funny

@phantomboba 9 ай бұрын

I’m writing a show and I almost hope people make this kind of thing with my characters just because of how hilarious it would be

@ohno6919 10 ай бұрын

Why did this video have the arc of a horror movie

@Blueeyesthewarrior 6 ай бұрын

Okay, I’m not saying that Elsa eating things that aren’t food is a fetish thing. But like, it’s definitely a fetish thing, right?

@js66613 10 ай бұрын

I was not on the Jelsa train, but the Pelsa train, and while we're on that train of thought... There are edits of Elsa's clothes being made darker... so as to basically be black.... Which... I'm not entirely unappreciative of... > > Still, that's a bold choice, leaving the face just be a blurred out splodge. Clearly, this is symbolic of the artist's inner turmoil and conflict...

@user-ll3bh8qm8y 11 ай бұрын

I LOVE ELSA, REALLY!!!

@spartan117ak 11 ай бұрын

the reason to not use Jack Frost is obvious, does anything this account posts obvious, easy or low-hanging?

@TotallyJackEarl Жыл бұрын

Why specifically 3:03pm, I must wonder

@haleywhipjack Жыл бұрын

I’ve never released a video at a normal time before and I just can’t start now

@Checknerd Жыл бұрын

HALEY WILL YOU TALK ABOUT SANDSVERSE. HALEY WILL YOU TALK ABOUT SANDSVERSE. HALEY WILL Y

@samwilliams749 Жыл бұрын

I really hope they see this lmao

@oreganoed8913 9 ай бұрын

Elsa is Pringle’s.

@j.vazquez8966 Жыл бұрын

this was a campaign to gaslight kids into thinking cartoons are real

@tjnova972 Жыл бұрын

Please do pukicho next

@meatbicycle2176 11 ай бұрын

Legends say that if you scroll through the replies of enough trans women on twitter you may find the human pet guy lurking in the shadows

@Zelefler Жыл бұрын

currrrrrsed. what happenes if i do google it? will i die? is that what will happen? i die?

@ghost-nh9uf 11 ай бұрын

love to see one of my recent favorites is also a tumblr girlie [gender neutral]

@justlola417 11 ай бұрын

But what was the description of that last image tho??

@daviddougall7299 Жыл бұрын

Wasn't Jack Frost played by Nick Cage, and also a like action thingo?

@js66613 10 ай бұрын

... No...? That was Chris Pine. The main cast was as follows: Chris Pine voicing Jack Frost Hugh Jackman voicing the Easter Bunny Isla Fisher voicing Tooth (Fairy) Alec Baldwin voicing North (Santa Claus) Jude Law voicing Pitch Black (the boogeyman) _________ voicing Sandy/Sandman