10 year old Wilbur really wrote the line: You *DROWN* them, stab them, watch them die... Still great song.

“Pissing your pants is a lot like being happy. I haven’t done it since I was six” I’m done the pants were so funny

He turned into pants, Morty. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

"...and now, I am going to give you 'stand-up' as a pair of pants." You don't understand how long I've been laughing at that stupid joke.

Winners in my eyes: 1. Wilbur 2. The play with Carson and Schlatt 3. Yoda Cashier pov

I thought this was gonna be all jokes until fuckin Wilbur reminds me that there are actually talented people in minecraft

5:51 Traves’ gasp when he realizes it’s the Family Guy theme is adorable

16:38 imagine being on a plane and hearing “I don’t think this plane can fly!”

"One question does anyone else see the water?" "Uh no??" *"Ohhhhh boy"*

"oh hey, hes pretty good" *realizes its the family guy theme*

1:09 I really like that background interaction between schlatt and traves. They're vibing

The answer to the riddle was the protagonist himself, as he was seen in the first scene, but had not yet passed

Carson: hey wilbur do you have an act? Wilbur: no not really *procedes to sing one of the best Minecraft songs to date*

i love how everyone has around 20-30 deaths and then schlatt has 188

Meanwhile: *Carson is vibing to Wilbur’s song*

why does Carson always look like he's about to cry

*Wilbur said squid lives matter* no seriously wilbursoot is really talented

"Who won? Wilbur" Recommended Video from Schlatt: "So i won the Minecraft Talent Show..."

8:42 “/pardon Notch” did they have notch banned?

1:30 technically, traves wasn't wrong with the quadruple I. The Romans actually used a quadruple I for most of their fours but would use an IV when they needed to save space.

Schlatt is stupidly funny, and Wilber is just amazing

Everybody gangsta till the pants start talking

5:02 Everybody Gangsta *Till The Pants Start Walking*

5:49 The second carson's face is laced with horror as reality slaps him with the realization of what is before him.

Carson's slow realization that its the family guy theme is killing me

"He's a Vegan" **Flashback to Carson eating steak for half of an episode**

This was like going to a middle school talent show with the level of awkward at times.

I love how when Wilbur was singing Carson was just like genuinely happy

Luckily I have my llama to console me

Love how everyone was just fucking around and then Wilbur comes and makes everything wholesome lol

shout out to the CallMeKaren comment when he said “I’ll speak to your manager”

carson to wilbur: *wilbur has the only shred of talent.* weest, after playing beautiful trombone sequences: *what the fuck?*

Jschlatt is a master of minecraft body language. It's impeccable.

I was expecting Wilbur’s song to be a meme but I was pleasantly surprised

19:22 Schlatt sounds like lemon head from adventure time for the rest of this scene. Edit: Spelling

17:12 this is just a time stamp so I remember when the play scene is

8:11 "There was an episode of Family Guy when all these disabled people formed a transformer called Crippletron. It was epic."

I like how Wilbur completely lost his Accent when he started singing

12:13 Schlatt can see the future

When the guy sung about squids the whole butter army had an anurism

Screw funny mic, I want more Schlatt merchant voice

Jschlatt's merchant voice sounds like lemon grab

I need a 10 hour version of “squids are people too” where is it

Suddenly this just hits the same

Ok wilbur did so good but can we please get another routine of schlatt's beautiful recorder playing??

Everybody gangsta till the pants start walking

“i can mediocre-ly play guitar at parties when nobody wants me to” - the lead singer for lovejoy who wrote that one song thats on altnation every other second

man i hate when the rats get in my trombone

Some song Wilbur made when he was 10 is better than anything I could do at 19.

As if Wilbur wasn’t talented before, he can sing and play the guitar? *B r u h*

I didn’t know lemongrab was so good at making riddles

Timestamps: 1:23 - Traves counts in Roman numerals 1:55 - Aron (BP) presents a song he composed 3:00 - Fit performs stand up as a pair of pants 5:06 - Weest plays the Family Guy intro on a trombone, performs a improvised episode of Family Guy, and plays Megalovania 7:55 - Kclafon performs stand up about Papa Johns pizza 8:41- Stinkster performs a "secret entrance" magic trick 10:13 - Arlus turns into a VSCO girl and says "and I oop- sksksk" 10:54 - BeefStew tunes his digeridoo and plays the American Dad theme 11:59 - KingBurren cooks steaks 12:58 - Tim performs a POV of "Yoda is your Cashier at Walmart" 15:09 - Artmo performs stand up comedy 15:37 - Willym performs and ASMR of "Myself is strapped into a DXRacer, strapped into an airplane wing" 17:13 - Schlatt and Carson perform a play 20:23 - Traves floats 20:55 - Seranian performs standup 21:28 - Wilbur sings and plays on guitar a song about Minecraft 1.2 he wrote when he was 10.

Weest playing the Family Guy intro on the trombone is everything this server needed and some more.

I was washing my hands so when he said “are you running water” I was like h u h

"The only act that required a shred of talent" why u gotta do my boy Weest like that?

I love how Carson was genuinely enjoying himself during Wilbur’s song

Carson: flying isn’t enabled on this server Travis: ᒪEᐯITᗩTEᔕ

wow, i love these videos of simpler times

You heard the man "squids are people too"

Did anyone else think Wilburs song was actually nice lol

Can we get a compilation of jschlatt saying jokes without punchlines?

This reminds me of simpler times

Now we need a musical group with Wilbur, the trombonist and the person with the didgeridoo.

18:24 jshlatt is a theater kid comfirmed

All of Carson's female or homosexual viewers now have a crush on WilburSoot all because of his squid song

19:01 LOL SCHLATT SOUNDS LIKE LEMON GRAB FROM ADVENTURE TIME!!!

Wilbur is the full package, funny, good looking, and can sing and play guitar. I had no clue that he could sing let alone this well.

Wilbur: “Sing along if you know the words” Literally everyone: *Doesn’t sing*

I love how Fit's whole bit is the setup of the bit

"wilbur then went off stage to make a drug van and start a military dictatorship"

Wilbur: *literally has talent* Everyone else: *wait, thats illegal*

Sing along if you know the lyrics. No one proceeds to sing along

11:37 he just glosses over it 😂😂😂😂😂

3:38 among us character does standup (2019)

you're a coward for not including Schlatt's amazing comedy routine

can’t believe y’all are sleeping on weest’s perfect execution of the family guy theme, that took the cake for me, i was brought to tears, frankly.

This is infinitely better than Tommy’s talent show

Everyone actin like Wilbur’s a BTS member and they’re the Stan army

Wilbur: _sings_ Everyone: “I’m sorry what?!”

how did jschlatt go from a dictator to an SMP live's got talent judge

23:21 Victims are people too, Wilbur

I love the slow realization at 5:45

Okay now i can see why Wilbur has all these fangirl's 🤷‍♂️

Carson reminds me of a highschool bully who got good grades

I can't believe this was 4 years ago

i really miss this era of youtube, no one knew what they were doing and it just felt so genuine and friendly as everyone just had fun together, there's still a little of that now but it feels like everyone here has moved onto their own projects and there's just not as much of a friendly community, so as much as i hate carson I'll always end up coming back to rewatch these old videos

"I'm not prepared Carson" ok wilbur

Petition for Wilbur to release 'Squids are people too' | | \/

This was my favorite video man.. gonna miss this group such quality content gone..

I need to start a world now, where my only mission is to save a squid from suffocating out of water.

Can’t wait to see Wilbur’s music video that was a amazing song

Schlatt's comedy with no punchlines had me dying more than any act and you DONT EVEN SHOW IT?

5:30 can I just talk about how I play trombone and one time there was a silverfish on my trombone and another one in the case

6:04 words cannot describe how painfully out of time those snaps were

fit shouldve just said "the oldest anarchy server in minecraft" and left

I love that Wilbur’s song is a parody of Jonathan Coultan’s “Tom Cruise Crazy”

I love how carson and schlatt seemed to get more into the play as it went on, they both started off kinda eh but ended up going for it lmao

..................i’m gonna miss him

Carson’s face when he realizes it’s the family guy theme song just looks like he’s trying to not cry

6:27 they aren’t clapping, those are gunshots