“ “, Jschlatt - 2019

Phases of the comedy: Phase 1: one joke Phase 2: half a joke Phase 3: no joke Phase 4: the other half of the joke

Listening to Carson laugh is like listening to an entire audience laugh.

Carson was truly right when he said this would be a classic video on the channel, this is my 5th time watching it.

Something about Schlatt's presence and timing makes him so oddly funny all the time

“this is my stepladder” “i never knew my real ladder”

28:11 this is my step ladder 28:52 i never knew my real ladder

29:40 What other people see when I remember a joke from 5 hours ago

it's like Schlatt lives _in_ the game, his presence is so powerful

this is so old that the critically acclaimed play, _the plight of man_ , hasn't even been written yet.

“Oh is this balsamic?” Is perhaps my favorite thing Jawsh has ever said ever

schlatt is so funny that he only needs to exist and everyone dies of laughter

Jschlatt: * exists * Everyone: h i l a r i t y

"this is my step ladder, I never knew my real ladder" is quite possibly the funniest sentence I've ever had the pleasure of hearing.

The Art of Comedy has been perfected after centuries, and centuries of careful writing, and learning how humans find things funny. Care and thought put into every joke. The structure of a Joke perfected. And these guys managed to make only the setup of a joke funny. Destroying all that we knew of Comedy.

"Its so sad a family can be torn apart by something as simple as feral hogs

“There is no punchline it’s not a joke” -Jschlatt 2019

“My father is a schizophrenic” - jschlatt

Call me carson drama? 2021? Dream smp? What are you talking about? Carson just finished The and he's gonna hold a talent show on SMP live!

losing my damn mind over "ah, is this balsamic?"

For some reason, I can't imagine Carson ever sleeping.

When i see them talking about their chats and how they're dumb i just imagine some little goblins running around screeching and carson is their master

"I'm not gonna lie, I think these are a lot funnier if I just... don't tell the other half" And thus, one of the most iconic moments in gaming history was born

Watching this now, in 2020 is like experiencing a classic Greek play. You know the tragedy of the character in his future, and you want to tell him, but you can't.

"You ever diet" *stares intensely at carson for a while*

Schlatt: makes half joke Carson: becomes pink boi

I come back to this video at least every few months. I wish this group didn't get so separated.

27:57 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW PERFECT THE STARE AND THE CAVE NOISE WERE

29:40 The first time Traves says anything in so long and he just hystarically laughs at nothing for 25 seconds

i’m literally gasping for air laughing at jschlatt’s acts

schlatt’s jokes without punchlines are just statements from a man with a slightly above average life.

I’m sad Schlatt didn’t say “So I was sitting in the backseat of my car” then 10 minutes later say “How’s pizza gonna get a job now?”

Jschlatt: "This is my stepladder." *5 mins later* Jschlatt: *"I never knew my real ladder."*

jschlatt: **says absolutely nothing** everyone: **thunderous laughter and applause**

Carson frantically zooming in on Shroud photos is still my second favorite bit only behind that salad from the Buzzfeed quiz

Damn. This video hits different. Seeing fitz, schlatt, and cmc all together and enjoying each other’s company. This will probably never happen again.

Imagine being able to make a full room laugh just by existing

TIMESTAMPS Theater Finished - 7:45 Jschlatt's Jokes, Set 1 - 11:00 Olive Garden - 12:47 Back to the Theater + Jschlatt's Jokes Continued - 17:28 Jschlatt's No Punchline Jokes - 19:50

This video only brings me sadness now

How the times have changed. It saddens me.

Jawsh: oh is this balsamic? Carson: *W H E E Z E*

When Krinios looked at Carson and said “he is getting away” I lost it

Carson laughing at 9:22 gives me life.

“This is my step ladder” “I never really knew my real ladder” I died

*this stream is so far in the backlog jesus carson*

Jschlatt: tells joke Carson: doesn’t laugh Also Carson: zooms in on face and falls on the floor laughing

26:30 I never realized, he LITERALLY stole his third act/axe

coming back to smplive to feel something again

Carsons best ability is to laugh at his own jokes

“I’m thinking about getting more popular than the Misfits, and then buying it... with my net worth.” - Carson 2019

I’d like to think somebody has been trapped in purgatory forced to watch this video for the past almost 4 years and they’ve devolved into only being able to say, “this is my step ladder”

POV: you press newest first

This is seriously what humor is like in 2019 and I love it

19:52 It’s uh it’s really sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of *Feral hogs*

i have a strange condition which i dont even know the name of where my ear produces way too much earwax. 2 and a half years ago my ears completely blocked up with wax and doctors said that the chance of them getting the wax out and not bursting my eardrum was next to nothing. after having a broken radiator, air con and 100 degree weather the wax melted and has unblocked. the first fucking thing i hear after 2 years of being deaf is carsons joke at 8:15

“This is gonna be a classic video on the channel” And so it was

It’s a weird feeling to see Carson building The after having just watched it get blown up a few days ago

“Jschlatt, you’ve committed high treason” -Carson

It’s hard to believe this was almost 4 years ago

This video is Carson's comedic master piece Shroud Face gets me every time

Schlatt: Everyone: *_wheeze_*

“I never knew my real ladder” will never not be funny

I dunno why but these are the CallMeCarson videos I wish he could make again. He still has his laugh and everything and he definitely has fun, but these are the golden days I think.

“It’s such an abstract bit.”

Jschlatt met Carson with a horrible microphone saying it was an honor to meet him.

“You guys ever diet?” -Jschlatt, 2019

Traves busting up laughing at the end sounded like an insane anime villain

Simpler times

"i dont worry about -terrorism- "

When Jschlatt said “ “ I felt that..

his laugh, intoxicating. his smile, charming beyond belief. and his humor, broken to pieces, just like mine. he is the messiah

Man, this stage of Carson is really never gonna happen again huh

Watching while completely ruining my toilet, love the video

"I went to the store the other day" "And they were out of paper towels" *The prophecy is true*

Carson is such a good KZfaqr to comfort watch

Schlatts half jokes are still some of the funniest shit to me

22:30- Schlatt: “It’s not that I’m afraid to die,” Carson: intense inhale and sNoRt

9:23 “everywhere I go, I see his face”

HES COMING BACK BABY

I miss this

Its rumored that he still tells half jokes in those halls to this day

26:46 I don't know why, but Jawsh backing up in the boat at snail pace made me laugh harder than I ever have in my entire life.

I too have big lips like Carson. I dub them “Guppy Lips”. I wish to apply for lips of fame.

9:22 my favorite Carson clip of all time

Legend says that they still dont know what traves was laughing at.

“How am I gonna do this” “I ask myself that every time I wake up” Damn schlatt be going through it

Heres to the people that sort comments by new, what carson did does not change what his videos are about, just because you dont like who he is now, doesnt mean you need to discredit his hard work to make videos by coming back to dislike.

Welp, guess its an end of an era for real. For now, this is goodbye.

Intro: "babababababa" Damn, poki really changed this man

“This is my step ladder...” ...I never knew my real ladder.”

I think I just realized 2019 was the best year of my life…..

Oh the simpler times...

"I don't worry about terrorism" -Jshlatt

It's like watching the stand up scene in hit 2019 film "Joker"

This groups humor is the only thing that can make me laugh. I miss it.

This is what would happen if a bunch of teenage boys found an empty theater with a working mic.

Traves and Carson: Uploads within a minute of each other Me: Big Lion has blessed me

As of late November 2019 New worth Fitz: 1.2 million CallMeCarson: 1.1 million To be continued...

i'll miss u carson

Schlatt only telling half of the joke never gets old