OMG THATS TRUE

Exactly what I just thought

@@thedigiboi the bird laid 8 eggs in total

I was gonna say that

Holy shit-

I like that Jaiden represented Psychic 2 with Maya Fey, I feel like she'd certainly be a friendly psychic if she wasn't traveling everywhere with Phoenix and being dragged into murder charges a every corner 😅

@@cjlite0210 im literally hyperfixating on ace attorney rn i went crazy when i saw psychic 2 was maya

​​@@cjlite0210I love how on the walk to the area she added details like Nick cooking and what looks to be a murder scene Maya will no doubt be accused of again. Or how in the closet its seperated where it ooojs like she has multiple dresses but Nick only has the suit he wears when he's taking a job-

Living her best life.

@@Punchmadedev. give me your bones

😅 wait, you're right. It fits so well.

Tostada be like

OH TRUE

tostada erasure 😢

Nah I doubt Jaiden will get only 3 birds and then stop at that point

I kept laughing at 2:46 in the video

Although if there was a psychic like that it would probably be Maya Fey because she doesn’t ever seem as confident as most psychics

Most realistic advice

​@@kylerosenthalstudent5970which is why I loved that that was her design!

Well, she's not as bad as the others, but she's still a scam

Red flag

So true

Lol, that’s what I was thinking. Throughout the whole video I was like Well, she is a mother of 2 right now. 😂

Isn't tostada the 3rd baby?

Huh ur on to something

They never said they had to be human kids. And if they really were talking about another it makes way more sense if Jaiden got super attached to it especially if it was one of her family's.

Huh, honestly sounds kinda fun. I mean being that type of psychic, not the patriarchy and stuff thing.

Patriarchy doesn’t exist

Thats wholesome🫂

Nice

That just sounds sad honestly. Mental health in this world is garbage

Even if self proclaimed psychics WERE predicting anything, think of how vague their guesses are… such as “you will have children” or “there will be earthquakes in California”; They’re either extremely wrong, or events that are extremely obvious & known to happen

Also they could’ve just searched Jaiden up on the internet, she has over 10 million subscribers & people are like “*gasp* How did they know that?!”

And think of how vague their predictions were: They make Barnum Statements (statements that could apply to literally anyone) like “you are making a decision soon” or whatever They’re either just 100% right (because it’s extremely obvious, such as an earthquake in California) or they are WAY off And they can’t get high accuracy outside of what random chance would allow

bird laid egg

And she's the one working from a little room in her home, iplying she don't have enough money to pay a separate office ^^

@@krankarvolund7771 it must be a hobby for her, either way I'm glad she's made a hobby on reassuring people and reading cards- which is a really cool skill :>

Agreed

@@MiiPunchy At 90$ the session, it's a lucrative hobby XD But at least, she's approaching her trade honestly ^^

@@krankarvolund7771 tbf, we don't know how often her bookings are vs her expenses for general cost of living. It's one of those things, like voice acting from what I've been looking into, where it sounds like a lot on paper but could barely manage to pay the bills depending on circumstances and how often they are commissioned work like that. If it's just a hobby that makes a lil scratch on the side, that's all positives, but depending on it for actual income likely wouldn't work out by itself.

Come on dude. Lets not stretch this to make it work. There are no real psychics.

Maybe Bobby?

Or it's just pure chance because most people will end up with between 2 and 4 children in the US

@@blade7y156I mean yeah but jaiden is aro ace so chances are she’s not having kids

What if the baby that the third psyhic is talking about at 7:45, will be a baby bird of her current two birds? 🤣

So if she gets another bird, the 3 children prediction will become true.

​@@KairuSan1she has a cat so it's already true

@@KairuSan1 nope she's actually got 3 already. Ari, Tofu AND Tostada

@@sena4k4 but if she will got another one it will be untrue again. Hm.

Wait that's so true tho! In my readings, anything that mentions kids I redirect to it talking about my pets. And then for romance, I interpret it as meaning close ties to friends most times because I'm aro. So yeah, getting a tarot deck as a hobby thing for like $15 of amazon is a pretty good deal. And it's just fun.

They never did say the kids had to be human. Hmmm

Pets are not children. Not even remotely.

They're pets, not kids

@@craigyeates1854same difference, small dumb thing that u use ur money on n teach them tricks. one is just cuter

@@TrekBeatTKMy cat is my child idc what you think

Toostaadaaaa

@@kristineclairekc8782when did she get another bird?!

​@@dragonfly._.doodles tostada is her cat

bird laid egg

@@santiagobarreraruiz7280 SHE HAS A CAT

Yep, Also the making her wait 40 minutes part. I'm pretty sure she does that to tests her clients limits. A client that would be willing to wait 40 minutes for her instead of Ditching is certainly most likely to bend to social convention and come back

Yeah I had a similar experience but I wasn’t searching for a psychic or whtvr she just came up to me and started sweet-talking to me and gave me her phone number. I was swayed but I still never called her lol

That’s Chihiya from Persona 5 to a T.

I've gotta try that some time

And the best (read: most horrifying) part is that it's psychic 1 and 2 that have left the impression of being predatory, not number 4, the one that actually made of with a pretty substantial amount of money in a very shady way. All of these come across as con artists (okay, except maybe 5, because she got high, and 2 maybe a bit less than the others, but that isn't a compliment in itself), but number 4 is the one who's actually good at it.

It's from the palm reading, the lines on hands are predicting to tell you those things ❤️

@Jayden-gf2uw no it's not ☠️

@@kadegetslaid634 it is specifically how long you live, how many kids, when you get married, ect like that's palm readings thing

That would almost certainly have come from the palm reading. There are wrinkles on the pinky side of your hand that suggest how many children you'll have, and the line running towards your wrist and maybe even curving toward your thumb is your life line.

@@kadegetslaid634that’s just how palm readings work, there’s like a guideline to it, and all of them read the same palm, as to whether how accurate it is…

Going to break your arm with that stretch. You can literally point to anything we know of Jaiden's life and go OH THAT'S A SIGN! These 'psychics' are vague for a reason - to hook into people believing their scams.

She’s also aroace

I’m betting “kids” will turn out to be birds. Jaiden’s at two already and in classic parent style, she’s worried about their health and well-being. Birds > kids.

@@MenistheDenis if she wants a child or something like that adoption exists

@@TheStuffofDaydreams They probably misread the word "Birds" for "Children" while reading her future and did not even notice.

@@MenistheDenis Aroace people can have kids. Like adoption. Or she might change her mind in the future, you never know

Basically by lying to grieving families about how they can “talk to the dead” for a small fee of only $5,000 & preventing chronically ill people from getting life saving medicine, which is a criminal act, especially with parents acting on behalf of their kids

maybe they could’ve sold Jaiden a protection charm to ward off having three children lmao

@@averyhughes2478 Those already exist, and they´re pretty cheap. But im sure as Hell Jaiden will never need them

do you think the "parent" energy is similar to the "pet owner" energy? maybe jaiden's getting another pet?

When they predicted she'll have 3 kids I was skeptical, but then I also thought that they might have meant pets. I mean some owners do see their pets as their own kid so it's plausible that Jaiden will get another pet.

They most likely got that from reading her palms. If I remember correctly, small lines on one side of of one of your hands represent how many children you're going to have. I'm guessing Jaiden has three of those lines, so all 4 psychics had the same reading.

thats pretty dope how do the readings work

I found out what tarot cards were from JJBA. You could say I'm not the most "spiritual" person.

@@brandonborlaza9205 that depends on who’s doing the readings. Most of them are pretty similar but have little differences that vary from reader to reader. Personally, I do readings by myself, meaning the client only tells me their problem or what they want to know, and I read by asking the cards to show me the thing, shuffle and pick the cards. Then, I get the meanings of the cards and weave together an answer that may or may not have extra information depending on the position of the cards in the reading - it’s not really a science, it’s more intuitive in my case. After telling the client what I was told, we might talk a bit more for some minutes to examine variables and details not previously disclosed, which may lead to a refinement in the answer since you get more context. I think being able to be empathetic and analitic of your client’s situation is really helpful for a reader, as you can understand better how things are tying together in their lives atm, which leads to better advices post-reading.

@@fraggerlaggersame PAHAH, i bought a deck of the jjba tarot cards but i don’t do anything with them lmfao

@@brandonborlaza9205 im sort of a newbie reader and it mainly just intuition. Yea you could string together a message knowing the textbook definition of the cards but a lot of the time, that dont work. Whenever i give someone an accurate msg it feels like im saying whatever that comes to my mind but it just...feels right, theres like this connection i feel with something i dont quite know. Other times, when i dont feel the connection i still say whatever comes to mind but it feels like im pulling stuff our of my ass. and i know that must sound like sum woowoo shit to non believers but, hey, have an open mind, we dont know shit about the universe so denying any possibility of this stuff being real is just as illogical as believing things without reason.

And nick

I kind of recognize it but I can't place it. Could you tell me on what game it appears?

​@@Punchmadedev.i looked at ur channel and omg I'm cringed 💀

@@boomquackalaka what did they say?

I mean, she DOES have Maya Fey as her avatar in the video, so it sounds right.

I agree

That's the lawful good phsicic

Or schaltt

I thought that two of her kids were her birds. The third one was her minecraft egg, Bobby, that she took care of in the QSMP server.

I thought it could be jacob

I feel like the third is actually her cat Tostada (am I spelling that right?)

She has a cat

haha that would be a huge relief if it is just a 3rd pet!

Considering how some pet owners would consider pets their children, to some extent, I'd say this way of reading that would track

a lot of "psychic predictions" is just interpretation of energies! the psychics might've interpreted those energies as "3 kids" but they definitely could've just been 3 birdos:]

2 birds and Bobby🥲

@@claudyview Fur-Babies

These are common facts not spiritual reading shenanigans damn it!

How do you think they have so many believers? Just state irrefutable facts that apply to 80% of the population of the country or state you are in, and boom, you can predict the future (based on general statistics)

3 is rather high for the west nowadays though. 1 or 2 would surely be a better guess

Look up the demographics for Asian Americans. Average of 3 kids per household and a life expectancy of 80.

@@johnhand2992 There is no way xD, they propably just remember/read up before about the client race and gender lol

You cannot disrupt the cannon events 😳

*Miguel’s theme starts playing*

@@pikasheep Jaiden's Future Third Bird: but you can CIRCUMVENT them

​@@joshuabautch8936I would like to argue: she already has two birds and a cat. No need for another bird, there's already the cat

@@adrienstarfaer the cat in another species, surely we can argue the babies have to be same species?

You can be aroace and want kid. There is no link

I mean they never said she would have a husband

B I R D S

She could have adopted to be fair but even still lol (I mean I know it was said MOTHER, but I stand by my idiocy lol)

@@Earthboundmike *[an adoptive mother is still a mother.]*

Yeah, this is how I would read it. "Children" doesn't have to mean biological offspring

she also has a cat. So there's the third.

@@StevoGamingWorld I didn’t know that! I guess Jaiden has three children then

OMG IT MUST BE BIRD CHILDREN

Y'all don't have to help the psychics along with mental gymnastics lol.

Yeah, I don't respect the job since it's a scam but it at least sounds like she's just in it for the money (which is potentially understandable since money is important & not always easy to get) & still wants her customers to have a good time. One of the rare cases where someone doing something really bad still seems like a good person. After all, she'd probably make more money if she threw all morality away & just told people their relatives/pets/friends will die if the don't buy something expensive & come back for another reading after using it. Unless I'm underestimating the value of happy customers who genuinely wanna come back in the psychic industry.

Yeah, I don't respect the job since it's a scam but it at least sounds like she's just in it for the money (which is potentially understandable since money is important & not always easy to get) & still wants her customers to have a good time. One of the rare cases where someone doing something really bad still seems like a good person. After all, she'd probably make more money if she threw all morality away & just told people their relatives/pets/friends will die if the don't buy something expensive & come back for another reading after using it. Unless I'm underestimating the value of happy customers who genuinely wanna come back in the psychic industry.

​@@hi-wf9qlwhy are these the exact same comments??

@@MusicKat217 must have had the same thoughts :)

Don't respect scammers.

"I should have seen this coming."

@@SpaghettyLuvsU”maybe I should start reading MY future”

@@freddiefishton "well I hope that freak accident isn't ACTUALLY going to happen to me"

*EXPOSED FOR THE BS*

@@BiggestPhangirl Psychic 2 be like: Aw heck yes

and her cat tostada! :D

Would we count Bobby from the qsmp? Lol

That does make sense.. they all didn't say What kind of kids exactly and taking care of pets, same situations for kids

THATS EHAT I WAS SAYYINNN LOKE WHAT IF HER "kids" WERE ACTUALLY JER PETTSSS

@@milomilox2 Well not anymore considering his... Rip bobby chingon😭

The 3 kids foreshadow the eggs might hatch

I came to the comments for this very comment lul

And the *three kids* too

@@Very_Unique_Handle_2 There were eight eggs total though, and they were frozen which kills them so none of them are ever going to hatch. Not related in the slightest.

@Trevhy it's really not surprising, the point of all those predictions is to be as general as possible so your mind will correct them for your life itself.

Personally, I wouldn't take that

So, good news for you. Most of the psychic and tarot industry is built on romantic readings. And some practitioners get really sick of it after a while. She was totally in the wrong to react that way, but she may be one that is sick of it, and it’s not you.

honestly, just go for it if romance naturally comes up. Regardless of whether it’s a good or bad experience, you will learn something in the end and grow as a person. Psychic tend to tell you of bad stuff that may happen, but like, bad stuff is always gonna happen. Might as well have the right mindset going in, and who knows? She could be very wrong :)

The incel whisperer.

Psychics are BS, so go out there and see what happens!

i know lol

ace attorney such a good game

Lol

@@the_rookie9832 for reallll

whats game she from?

NEW PET BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO P.s. is kinda funny thinking about the 3 kids thing since she's aroace- (i know adoption exists)

She once called them her children

she has a cat named toastada if that counts?

OMG THAT MUST BE IT!!

The purple man will give her one. That's the dangerous opportunity

wow what a throwback

What’s next

​@@user-sb7dc4ge1dtrying different eyes

@@WrenieBenie trying different techniques of bird protection

@@user-sb7dc4ge1dtrying to materialise Pokémon in real life

From what I know, it is. My friends and I have fucked around in the “physicic community”(idk how to spell it😭)and 3 or 2 kids is a usual response as well as the jealous ppl thing

Yeah I agree

Or probably is something linked to the palm reading and it's "in the manual" "If this line is this long, lives 80+, if this line branches here, 3 kids"... this is something "fixed" that in turn gives "validity" to the claims, as if, like Jaiden, one gets multiple palm readings from different people, the answer will be the same every time

I think that it's so standard because most of us have around the same size hands. From what I know, how long our life will be, how many kids we will have and other palm reading stuff from the length of the three most prominent lines on our hand. The rest of the predictions: they look at your body language and predict some stuff that is very vague. Like you are working on a big project - most of us are working on stuff, and it can be perceived as big of small if you take it that way.

​@@1musketeer311Just google the spelling then you pepega, it takes 5 secs max.

Truth

real

The three kids thing You're going to get another bird at some point and then you'll have three bird children

She is technically a spirit medium but honestly, Maya suppremacy

@@funguy3259 maya supremacy‼‼

Could this mean Jaiden’s getting another bird in the future?

@@rjai5003 probably

@@rjai5003 no

Coming back to this video I thought it meant on the QSMP 💀

​@@rjai5003she has a cat

HELP I THOUGHT THAT TOO

A baby, not Babys.

​@@lexa2310 triplets

⁠@@lexa2310 potayto potahto

WELP

She spent that 40 minutes researching youtuber income amounts.

Yeah, it sounded like the first 3 did a cold read, which is why it's all a bit standard and vaguely-positive, but the fourth almost definitely tries to check a client's socials beforehand to give a more personal-sounding reading. Devious!

She totally did a background check on Jaiden after probably googling her name or something.

Wouldn't be surprised if the whole "I don't understand KZfaq" thing was part of the act too.

For sure, Psychic #4 was way too slick.

Omg that’s smart comparison

Or do I dare bring up Bobby 👀

@@aquariusquartz6199three kids, Bobby and the birds

OBJECTION!

I was just about to say that

Also when jaiden is dodging the psychics maya held the urn

YESSS and that she was in the thumbnail! I click immediately for jaiden anyway, but I clicked even faster when I noticed it was Maya!

Psychic 3 was designed as Sabrina from pokemon

And psychic 4 as chihaya from persona 5

Phsychic 1 was Karen from accounting

I think psychic like her is one who genuinely believe in the field she is in and just want to help people

That's probably cause she doesn't rely on it being her main source of income and more of a side hustle/hobby, she literally does her readings in a closet.

Not to mention she wasn't framed for murder, that's a first!

xxx

@@rustymidlander05 haha...hah...

Yooo that's kinda cool

Bro, where she at?

There is a thing called MTS where you feel the physical pain of people you see.

@@milesshepard7743 New Albany, Indiana. Might add that she only charged me $30.

she may have been able to guess that from your body language with your hand or something like that

Yep, thought the same. It's what you'd think would be a good number but not too many for someone who's supposedly successful and financially secure and would be interested in having children, which is what these psychics all predict their clients to be (at least, the ones who aren't going for the "you've got this bad thing waiting for you in the future, buy my spiritual protection!" grift instead).

I live with three siblings

@@Afanof1congrats your family is not the american standard! or what did you want to hear?

@@somnolentcats I think they were just trying to tell a fact about themselves...

Maybe it means you're gonna have another Ari, Jaiden.

I kind of just want to meet the second psychic even though I don't Believe in psychic She is just too nice

No they don’t. They’re still a scammer. Just because they’re a better person than the other scammers doesn’t mean that they “should be protected at all costs”.

LOVE THE CATRA PFP

@@justanotherhappyhumanist8832 they could rebrand as a therapist of sorts

​@justanotherhappyhumanist8832 Nice to see others get it! It's kinda sad how some people don't have good friends or family to give them the positive reinforcement they need. Cos if they did have that, they wouldn't be willing to spend $90+ on it.

She is the goat of all the physic

But American health care cost…

Don't respect people who scam for a living.

@@ekkusu9493 To be fair, as a person who has done tarot readings for free, most of it is cold reading and giving the obvious advice that these people's friends clearly are too polite to tell them. EDIT: Like, for example, this dude came to me and was talking about his awful ex-girlfriend that was complaining for everything, and I was thinking to myself that this dude was obviously blaming her for everything and not taking accountability, and turns out that when I did his cards, he had the Hermit Arcana, which is for introspection, and I said to him: "Well, your cards say that you may be partly responsible of your relationship's downfall, are you sure that your girlfriend is the sole responsible?" And he was like: "Maybe I was too pushy and I may have disregarded how she felt a couple of times" 2nd EDIT: Also, another time I was doing readings for free, I was asked by a woman who was basically recently out of an abusive relationship, had lost all of her support systems due to the shitty boyfriend isolating her and wanted to figure out what to do with her life. I flat out told her that I wouldn't be able to help her much with that, that she should see a therapist because that was a thing that a therapist should help her solve. She told me that she didn't want outright help, she just wanted some certainty, and I did her cards and it turned out that her cards were the World, the Empress and the Star, which, combined, basically give a lecture of a hopeful future and a lot of girl power.

​@@UberChargeGaming-ek4nmThat or $450 "spiritual medical care" that's not even guaranteed.

Mmhm. It's a common assumption that people buying luxuries are rich (like people who assume gacha game big spenders are millionaires.) In reality, these people are usually desperate, and/or addicted to spending money.

That's very eye opening, thanks for sharing

@@Promatim I spent money and instantly got a drop of seratonin/dopamine in my brain. That means I should spend more! It's exactly what casinos, gotcha games, loot boxes and Amazon or geared toward preying on.

So basically a therapist

@@Izzythemaker127 a lot of the time that's what they needed. But, in America at least, therapist is a big scary nono word for a lot of people. So going to talk to your problems to a weirdo that claims to see the future, and tells you "you're going to be fine"... well it gives some comfort.

AND she animated her as maya fey :)

Isnt' that just what a therapist is supposed to be for? Why go for a psychic if the majority of them just want to sell you snakeoil?

So basically a therapist with extra steps?

​@@StarDustForge i'm not interested in psychics however i can see that some people feel like the title of "therapist" is too serious and feels like they're admitting they need and want help (which some people don't have the courage to admit) so something thats offhand and more "less-responsibility-wise", like a psychic, can direct them in the right direction without directly confronting 100% about their issues

@@deadalpeca8099 No. Look... therapists are like a doctor, right? But you don't go to the doctor for every ailment. Sometimes you have a headache for a day, so you take a painkiller and move on. Sometimes, your throat's a bit scratchy and your nose is a bit stuffy, but after some tea you feel much better. Psychics are to therapists what pharmacists and over the counter meds are to doctors. You shouldn't treat chronic or intense ailments with them, there is a point where a professional needs a deeper look at you. But there are also things that may need a little external boostie, but are possible to heal with on your own just fine. You may need the boostie to make the healing period less stressful, or to give your body (mind) a small burst of strength to handle it. Some spiritual practices might even become permanent healthy lifestyle decisions, like meditation and stuff like aromatherapy for mindfulness, or affirmations. A good pharmacist will be able to go "Oh, I have just the thing!" when you ask about a small issue. Sometimes they even know better what will work well than a doctor, especially if you've been a regular for a while. But they will also absolutely go "I'm sorry, but that needs to be checked by a doctor." when that's appropriate. That reflects how good psychics work.

3: the birds are safe, but they are gonna be attacked

@@retinazer7652 4. She'll be a successful boss for her colleagues.

Very strange how they all said three kids

The three kids are probably a new pet :3

@@frnkebunny the first child: Ari, the 2nd Tofu, and the last unknown one

That is the best advice about psychics you can get.

so your telling me that my 3rd grade classmate was right about me being a long lost princess?

Yeah, a real psychic wouldn't need money since they can just see the lottery numbers, or what company to invest it. Maybe they all got bitcoin back in the day

@@kamusta3446Yeah

@@kamusta3446yes

Ari tofu and tostada, the birds nesting was the baby she was attached to, "every time I open the freezer I see tofu's eggs"

Question, i know its been a while but, doesnt jaiden have 3 pets? 2 birds and a cat, could those be the "kids" she saw

@@beccataylor1245yeah tostada

@@beccataylor1245I like your thinking!

Now THATS how you do it

omg what book

what's the book's title? 😂

i need that book.

Big brain move

I always knew the lesbians were psychic

@@lunarfloure How did you uncover our secret?? 🤨

yay life did its work

I read this and when u said u didn't like any of your guys friends i said "and now your gay"

@@r_t1609 simple, I’m a lesbian

Yeah even the fact she lend the incense burner was wicked : By lending it jaiden would have had to give it back ... Also by seeing how she waited for her she knew she would have given stuff back to her ... Idk how much that is deliberate or it's just her being a natural , But she is soo good at manipulating it's kinda attractive

​@@davidegaruti2582 A-attractive...? 😧

I thought they were just trying to use the Ben Franklin effect, but that was a straight-up con

Her also describing how much Jaiden makes was probably to see if she could actually afford her services. Like by looking at her reaction/what she told her she knew how much she can get away with Charging her. And not feel bad about it because it is within her 'monthly income' and securing a permanent customer.