"I'll Dirty You Up!"

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@cleftpoinus6197
@cleftpoinus6197 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you sane?" "Absolutely, we have a certificate"
@bkrider19
@bkrider19 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@pavlenikolic3555
@pavlenikolic3555 4 жыл бұрын
You see her smiling and hiding when you told her the poem. 😂
@lynette599
@lynette599 4 жыл бұрын
Lol.That was the LAST thing she expected...and a deep poem at that!
@joyfulness9968
@joyfulness9968 4 жыл бұрын
@@maybenot7298 they make way more than that. They have several channels + donation + merch. Good for them.
@Pandahhhhhhhh
@Pandahhhhhhhh 4 жыл бұрын
@@maybenot7298 they deserve it, and only people making them that money are the idiot drivers.
@hitchslap8254
@hitchslap8254 4 жыл бұрын
@@maybenot7298 I'm disappointed it's not 20 times that. They earn every penny.
@Pandahhhhhhhh
@Pandahhhhhhhh 4 жыл бұрын
@@maybenot7298 provocation? You do realize russia has the worse traffic/pedestrian deaths % in europe? These drivers mentality are cause of kids being hit on sidewalks and killed.
@ancheno7167
@ancheno7167 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I love the nasty stickers! Just remember me the old episodes 😍
@gregtaylor6146
@gregtaylor6146 4 жыл бұрын
Ah........Kirill, the King of the one-liner! and a poet too it seems? Fantastic!!!
@mkini
@mkini 4 жыл бұрын
If you look up the word 'ignorant' there's a photo of this last bully.
@WilbertLek
@WilbertLek 4 жыл бұрын
'Stuck up bitch', see 'Russian women'.
@Tackleberry666
@Tackleberry666 4 жыл бұрын
Legend says he is still there peeling it off
@nikosz66
@nikosz66 4 жыл бұрын
Slow spirit, slow hands too
@mrman3938
@mrman3938 4 жыл бұрын
Even a pigeon uses the sidewalk. They are at risk of these drivers.
@hgview4410
@hgview4410 4 жыл бұрын
Ah you beat me too it haha just seen this comment
@benji.B-side
@benji.B-side 4 жыл бұрын
Pigeon Lives Matter!!
@lynette599
@lynette599 4 жыл бұрын
@@benji.B-side Hahahaha You must be an American to come up with this joke 😁
@wolftmfg
@wolftmfg 4 жыл бұрын
😂📠📠
@mrman3938
@mrman3938 4 жыл бұрын
Benji B-Side I know right. Pigeons know to not use the highway. But drivers don’t know not to use the sidewalk. 😂😂😂
@hgview4410
@hgview4410 4 жыл бұрын
Even the pigeon knows it's a sidewalk
@arturvip1
@arturvip1 4 жыл бұрын
there is just one word that describes people like this "man" : primitive
@lynette599
@lynette599 4 жыл бұрын
Yes...absolutely NO common sense or ability to conduct a coherent argument.
@nikosz66
@nikosz66 4 жыл бұрын
UN-SOCIAL
@silnicnipirat
@silnicnipirat 4 жыл бұрын
I hope that he will see this video.
@Qgal5kap123
@Qgal5kap123 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't badmouth primitive people. They know better ;-)
@toonmag50
@toonmag50 4 жыл бұрын
@@maybenot7298 the estimated pile of BS coming out of you on each of their videos- 230 tonnes.
@AlexanderPews
@AlexanderPews 4 жыл бұрын
"You need to go one-on-one with a woman" hahaha! Instalaugh 🤣🤣 someone give this guy a medal already ✌🏅
@MrCow579
@MrCow579 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy nice, the old stickers are back?
@Zeru.
@Zeru. 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, just good weather and clean windshield.
@desocrate
@desocrate 4 жыл бұрын
There are different pockets of SADB, they do not all get their stickers from the same supplier as sometimes they are on opposite sides of the country.
@JudgeHill
@JudgeHill 4 жыл бұрын
@@desocrate WTF? Mowcow and St petersburg and mostly just the same car park of the Spar. You're new here aren't oyu?
@Monst3rNetwork
@Monst3rNetwork 4 жыл бұрын
The Paper sticker, the best complaint to give to a douchebag by giving them extra time to waste besides starting an conversation with the subject of “do you have a job”. 😂😂
@dillhole4603
@dillhole4603 4 жыл бұрын
That was a beautiful poem. Here is another one: *roses are red, violets are blue, move your f-ing car*.
@deepakrajaram2010
@deepakrajaram2010 4 жыл бұрын
@Matt Newman nice
@AlexElectricSound
@AlexElectricSound 3 жыл бұрын
@Matt Newman hahahah 😄
@lenka2042
@lenka2042 4 жыл бұрын
So ‘blah blah blah’ is the same in russian & english language
@terrytk9398
@terrytk9398 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who fails to respond to poetry is soulless! Good to see the team back in action.😀
@Ottedikkie
@Ottedikkie 4 жыл бұрын
Common sence can not reach him, he does not have the brain to comprehend....
@AvinashKumar-fc3jg
@AvinashKumar-fc3jg 4 жыл бұрын
Lot of Love Giving to Kirill soon after lockdown I will come to Russia to meet SADB guys Love From INDIA
@deepakrajaram2010
@deepakrajaram2010 4 жыл бұрын
Another Indian who loves this channel
@varunmudumbai2176
@varunmudumbai2176 4 жыл бұрын
@@deepakrajaram2010 many of us indeed
@nageshsonawane3307
@nageshsonawane3307 4 жыл бұрын
Sahi bola
@Wheelabarraback
@Wheelabarraback 4 жыл бұрын
Cracked me up when you recited poetry ! That lady didn’t know what to do 😂 and you totally disarmed her with words ! Well done 👍 Thanks for the translation!
@J0J0Z
@J0J0Z 2 жыл бұрын
Kirill's talk are all the time the best. This guy rock !
@stavros_gr9105
@stavros_gr9105 4 жыл бұрын
- You can call me “my lord”
@flamboyant59
@flamboyant59 4 жыл бұрын
07:20 "You've been peeling this for an hour. I thought you're be finishing by now." HAHAHAHAHA ^_^
@shedred1967
@shedred1967 4 жыл бұрын
Our feelings and ego's must shine or we are not living in our fantasy world! Please dont shatter my conception of reality with FACTS & LAWS!!! Dang it!
@alisonwunderland9900
@alisonwunderland9900 4 жыл бұрын
What amazes me, and not necessarily in this video, is the number of pedestrians who actually stick up for the drivers!
@mikeb2430
@mikeb2430 4 жыл бұрын
Oooooo big bad boy gunna dirty u up kiril
@Bitza2009
@Bitza2009 4 жыл бұрын
I support you guys, and you should add on the sticker "I am a douchebag and I don't care about article 9.9 of the trafic code." this should protect you 100%.
@RobinVesper
@RobinVesper 4 жыл бұрын
I learned so many russian words from your videos!
@yoshy2628
@yoshy2628 4 жыл бұрын
You need to know only one word - pizdetz
@antimonycup7066
@antimonycup7066 4 жыл бұрын
Nazat! NAZAT! xD
@BroOfSabs
@BroOfSabs 4 жыл бұрын
Kamera yuberi!!!!!!!!!
@4nd3rzzon
@4nd3rzzon 3 жыл бұрын
eto trotuar
@sperkisimo
@sperkisimo 3 жыл бұрын
Mušina! Ruky! 😀😀
@garyhowells5676
@garyhowells5676 2 жыл бұрын
And he recites glorious poetry by Pushkin! What a star!
@nickmileti313
@nickmileti313 2 жыл бұрын
Bravo Mr,well done,you showing a class,👋
@Igor_Vinicius
@Igor_Vinicius 4 жыл бұрын
- "Who defined that it's a sidewalk?" - "Where's some kind of a sign that says it's a sidewalk"? In what universe would a pedestrian crossing lead to a road and NOT to a sidewalk? And there's more: - "And I say it's not a sidewalk" So, how often do you use to stand in the middle of a road to have a conversation?
@Falltore
@Falltore 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, BWM and Mercedes... always thinking they have privileges!
@cosmosDiv
@cosmosDiv 4 жыл бұрын
yeah why even argue with a driver that drives these cars. You can literally start punching them, the moment they leave their car and you will still be in your right
@equalfire
@equalfire 4 жыл бұрын
and the best part is even when citing the law they do not understand anything they do is wrong. typical for a mercedes and BMW driver.
@airkowk.737
@airkowk.737 4 жыл бұрын
Call me God or My Lord. Call an Gay for 1 vs 1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA i laugh very hard at this Moments :D
@bkrider19
@bkrider19 4 жыл бұрын
And see the reaction of the guy in the background. Hilarious.
@nawzy202
@nawzy202 4 жыл бұрын
Damn that lady in a dress
@guvviyulg4821
@guvviyulg4821 4 жыл бұрын
7:27 Perfect camera angle for the cop car, thanks:))
@MrPaulcharlier
@MrPaulcharlier 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll dirty you up! Hahaha😂. Their insults are so unique! Lol 😝
@nickmileti313
@nickmileti313 2 жыл бұрын
Watched it again and again (the girl with the white car) one of a kind ,again well done
@ilaphroaig
@ilaphroaig 4 жыл бұрын
3:22 Her brains started to think. Lovely lady, nothing wrong with her but tired from work. Nice car too.
@JohnDoe-bd5sz
@JohnDoe-bd5sz 4 жыл бұрын
9/10...i would do her :)
@federicopugliares3780
@federicopugliares3780 4 жыл бұрын
Lovely lady drives Giulietta 😉
@yudsneio
@yudsneio 4 жыл бұрын
My house is getting robbed, so, I will just watch, because who am I to decide what is a ofence?
@danhard8440
@danhard8440 4 жыл бұрын
funny how they would rather the fine then the sticker lol
@stroop43
@stroop43 4 жыл бұрын
Kiril man you are a class act 😂🎯👍
@chaoticrager1722
@chaoticrager1722 4 жыл бұрын
According to offenders you need to be a police officer to have any right to tell them about their offence....lol some people are born stupid
@janjanu5650
@janjanu5650 4 жыл бұрын
The lady in dress was beutifull, I am in love with her
@StreetArtistsOfTheWorld
@StreetArtistsOfTheWorld 3 жыл бұрын
1 hour to peel that sticker.... _I love you guys._
@sonicliberation
@sonicliberation 4 жыл бұрын
SADB, thank you for doing a great job! Why don't you ask these offenders the name of the street or road that they think they are on while they are in their cars on the side walk?
@lynette599
@lynette599 4 жыл бұрын
Good idea👏
@gdb5220
@gdb5220 4 жыл бұрын
6:59 You need to go ONE-ON-ONE with a WOMAN. Hahaha priceless!
@audib6003
@audib6003 3 жыл бұрын
He really started reciting poem!!!!!👏👏👏
@fanpage9142
@fanpage9142 4 жыл бұрын
Legend says he's still peeling the sticker and asking random people who decided it to be a sidewalk.
@andy56730
@andy56730 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that girl didn't fall for you with that poetry
@ingvarz7468
@ingvarz7468 4 жыл бұрын
actually, she did... she would leave if she wouldn't fall for him.
@kingjoedirt1334
@kingjoedirt1334 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually very unsettling to see how many people will argue longer than what it would take the solve the problem
@ucheazuakolam8172
@ucheazuakolam8172 4 жыл бұрын
That woman at 3:08 is a hearthrob.....incredibly beautiful
@danmartin4048
@danmartin4048 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe more people haven’t commented on that!
@Sasa-sn1ky
@Sasa-sn1ky 4 жыл бұрын
Great job guys but the best part of this video is at 7:30. 😋
@RandomTheories
@RandomTheories 4 жыл бұрын
Simplicity? 😎
@lynette599
@lynette599 4 жыл бұрын
Very observant...😁
@IrishJayc63
@IrishJayc63 2 жыл бұрын
2:38 the way he showed her the sticker. I died
@raulalexandru8503
@raulalexandru8503 4 жыл бұрын
The little man from the last is funny AF , keep it up like this guys !
@Stilo95
@Stilo95 4 жыл бұрын
This Kirill guy is the best! Hats down how easily and well you can answers to the violators! Start a course where you teach team members how to answer and argue.
@zulfareez1972
@zulfareez1972 4 жыл бұрын
7:25"If there's anything good about you it's the sticker" 😂😂
@Black6659
@Black6659 4 жыл бұрын
Just walk on the road and say "where does it say that it`s a road?"
@elamriti
@elamriti 4 жыл бұрын
thanks for the subtitles !!!
@SlickWorks
@SlickWorks 4 жыл бұрын
you guys are amazing, keep it up!
@diogotito5259
@diogotito5259 4 жыл бұрын
The pigeon just wants to walk on the sidewalk in peace without the giant cars! 😂 1:08
@shanenewton2687
@shanenewton2687 2 жыл бұрын
Might have to lay down some more poems in the future...quite an attention stopper.... Poet and they wouldn't even know it... That was KOOL..
@user-jw5yl1pb6n
@user-jw5yl1pb6n 4 жыл бұрын
His car never seen a wash and he said you dirt my car nice guy haha
@randyrodriguez9320
@randyrodriguez9320 4 жыл бұрын
Checking in from southern Califa ✊🏼
@RockMonster1000
@RockMonster1000 4 жыл бұрын
I'm liking the SIMPLIIIIIICITY shirt.
@Alexander-dd4rg
@Alexander-dd4rg 2 жыл бұрын
Offender: Stop filming me, you're not allowed to Also offender: I will start filming you as well
@thaninjaaaa8970
@thaninjaaaa8970 4 жыл бұрын
7:28 is by far the best moment in this video !! Always nice to see such a beautiful woman !!
@akmaldawson5187
@akmaldawson5187 3 жыл бұрын
Good,very good!!!
@kizrat21
@kizrat21 4 жыл бұрын
count dracula? is that you? " bla bla blargh"
@kridgwell
@kridgwell 4 жыл бұрын
A good subtitling - keep it up.....
@bkrider19
@bkrider19 4 жыл бұрын
The translations have been superb from the beginning. The English slang is on point.
@Andrushko2007
@Andrushko2007 4 жыл бұрын
фемина волшебна)))) просто от души))
@thnkswdsh
@thnkswdsh 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha... Am I in your apartment...!
@Carrierdlr1
@Carrierdlr1 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe the police didn’t bother giving that loud mouthed guy a ticket!!!
@mariumrajah
@mariumrajah 3 жыл бұрын
Love you guys from UK fans
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 4 жыл бұрын
Good. A sticker that does its job, at last.
@wherewewent
@wherewewent 4 жыл бұрын
Some douchs may argue it is a pigeon walk not pedestrian.walk.
@biorythmic
@biorythmic 2 жыл бұрын
"All true elegance"
@TheIcegoblin
@TheIcegoblin 3 жыл бұрын
You can explain their mistakes to them, but you can't understand it for them
@skittleswolf2ify
@skittleswolf2ify 4 жыл бұрын
People should know by now that you don't f*** with Krill.
@michaelfromRhodeIsland
@michaelfromRhodeIsland 4 жыл бұрын
That woman is beautiful....you could see her smile at your poem. You should have asked her out for some one on one lessons of parking enforcement.
@darylosu2008
@darylosu2008 3 жыл бұрын
Pozdrowienia z Polski. Popieram i czekam na następne filmy. Leci SUB.👏👍
@thetobi7045
@thetobi7045 4 жыл бұрын
well done
@declamatory
@declamatory 4 жыл бұрын
I was keeping abreast of things, and the police came out from behind them.
@petterherlofsen7269
@petterherlofsen7269 4 жыл бұрын
Kirill that was a nice poem! :)
@phillipjswanepoel8044
@phillipjswanepoel8044 4 жыл бұрын
So, by his thinking you can steal, murder, etc, as long as the police does not see you its OK. Wow what an intellectual.
@user-or1lu3ku3m
@user-or1lu3ku3m 4 жыл бұрын
It's good to see people most wearing a mask
@luckyluchiano4759
@luckyluchiano4759 4 жыл бұрын
Try to dirty me up, I'll clean your clock.. Much love from America. I enjoy the fact you're not wearing masks...
@Greatlakeskyle.
@Greatlakeskyle. 4 жыл бұрын
Reciting a whole poem was baller 😂
@sammybubba176
@sammybubba176 3 жыл бұрын
are you a police officer? no, but i took my driving lessons, passed the driver's test, and got (not bought) my driver's license. this is how i know about traffic code 9.9
@bartomiejsuchenek4271
@bartomiejsuchenek4271 Жыл бұрын
poetry in motion :D
@ifyano9731
@ifyano9731 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks to you guys for translating to english
@Adi-qj6ci
@Adi-qj6ci 4 жыл бұрын
Kiril you are a poet, and we didn't even know it
@franciscoignaciopetrone5679
@franciscoignaciopetrone5679 4 жыл бұрын
I think the BLAH BLAH BLAH deserves a remix..
@rupper8952
@rupper8952 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody is going to talk about the nostalgic tunes at 0:57?..... :D Wrooom Wrooom
@JohnDoe-bd5sz
@JohnDoe-bd5sz 4 жыл бұрын
I know it should not be needed, but why don't the police put up actual "No parking" signs. Would negate all of the "Where does it say that i can not park here".
@ROspook
@ROspook 4 жыл бұрын
what a beautiful lady .. damn :)
@razvigor1985
@razvigor1985 3 жыл бұрын
Ben Mallah "Life for sale" intro song. 😆
@f.yulistiyo8030
@f.yulistiyo8030 4 жыл бұрын
Keren 👍👍 Salam dari Surabaya, Indonesia. Good luck 👍
@kc8963lk
@kc8963lk 4 жыл бұрын
Why is it always who has the bigger balls? 😅😅😅
@pauljemini5920
@pauljemini5920 2 жыл бұрын
😅A potatos in a Mercedes, what a clown!
@albertoalberto3760
@albertoalberto3760 4 жыл бұрын
Saludos desde Panamá.
@tirpitz19
@tirpitz19 4 жыл бұрын
A person possessed by a wrong idea,cannot be reason with.
@100robinjones
@100robinjones 3 жыл бұрын
That driver was a total jerk .... good work guys x
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