“I Look Like a Senator’s Nephew” - Andy Haynes - Full Special
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Жыл бұрынAndy Haynes remembers being broke, discusses “The E! True Hollywood Story” of Heidi Klum and explains why he smokes a lot of weed.
Original airdate: June 14, 2013
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@morganleavitt8053 Жыл бұрын
Love that Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets again! It gives really good comedians an extra chance to be seen again.
@sfurules Жыл бұрын
Just discovered this guy....he's like....deceivingly hilarious? Does that make sense?
@AP-xw5px Жыл бұрын
@@sfurules yea actually, the way he turned the homeless thing around 😹
@maddiew1978 10 ай бұрын
Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets for the ad revenue because no one watches cable television anymore. I like your spirit, though.
@Itsant33 7 ай бұрын
He did a set for don't tell comedy that's funny af
@genevievegreene1595 Жыл бұрын
At first glance I thought he looked like the president on Scandal 😂
@carlottahadnott7876 Жыл бұрын
Yyyyyooooo #aaaaayyyyyy #LETSGO 😂😂😂😂😂
@ashleelarsen5002 Жыл бұрын
21:32
@williamcoppage7847 Жыл бұрын
The character Fitzgerald Grant! That’s gotta be the most Presidential name of all time!
@ascent8487 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I see it.
@kanisharichardson4507 Жыл бұрын
Don't even try it I'm native American and I laughed so hard I almost choked😂🎉😅
@PixelatedSlag Жыл бұрын
"You get into a hotel and you just wanna try stuff you saw on the internet" *One random girls voice* "YEAH!" 🤣🤣
@Steven_Grey 10 ай бұрын
He's like a nicer Daniel Tosh, love it
@samuelkernohan267 Жыл бұрын
I can remember watching this guys stand up years ago about his disfunctionality in relations ships, so it’s pretty cool hearing him now being married. Great set!
@christinegelabert1651 Жыл бұрын
Now...he's got me wondering IF his new wife IS the gf he brought from Seattle OR a new gf he'd met here later on yk?
@margaretcaldwell903 Жыл бұрын
New
@mimio008 Жыл бұрын
His wife is comedian Rosebud Baker
@MikeHatchellComedy Ай бұрын
When this originally came out, this was not his current wife. This was that poor lady who died in a tsunami of dicks.
@lupo3694 Жыл бұрын
As an Austrian I want to clarify that Heidi Klum is from Germany.
@jessekonrad4635 Жыл бұрын
Anyone feel like this is what Dennis Reynolds’s would sound like if he did stand up?
@Kerrviii 9 ай бұрын
The AA advice at 19:00 is Fucking spot on. I swear, just get a therapist and good medication. Lmao
@beeasy247 Жыл бұрын
He looks like his side Hussle is being a stand in for Anders of Workaholics and Denis from Always Sunny
@brainiakuniversity 7 ай бұрын
“Thai food?!” 😂😂😂😂😂 idk why but that line sent me 💀
@Kerrviii Жыл бұрын
It’s rare that I find a comedian that I search for more from! This guys GREAT! 🎉
@bananafriel 10 ай бұрын
same!!!
@greenwoodorganics4681 8 ай бұрын
you'll like Sean Lock in case you haven't heard of him, James Acaster and Phil Wang also have some really smart stuff like this :)
@Animefanaticcc Жыл бұрын
I’d lowkey pay for a video of you and Taylor Tomlinson doing a colab. Love both y’all’s comedy! 😂
@Kerrviii 9 ай бұрын
Just him.
@youlovejenn1 8 ай бұрын
I love this idea!
@mason96575 Жыл бұрын
It's amazing it has already been 10 years since he did this!
@GawdsNectar Жыл бұрын
You had me at "a hummer fueled by native American tears" ❤
@tylern1394 Жыл бұрын
not sure if dunking on homeless people is the move but hey what do i know? im not a broke 30 year old in new york!
@kaeyravelez Жыл бұрын
The mushrooms joke had be dying because when I go camping I feel like I'm one with the tree 🌳
@jasminewebster1415 Жыл бұрын
Weed joke was literally spot on lmao and Can say the same for L$D
@nathandessalegne3970 Жыл бұрын
Style is definitely unique/refreshing, and for some reason the topics have a Daniel Tosh vibe to them which is also awesome
@Mattfreeman89 11 ай бұрын
Bro is doing his best Daniel tosh. I'm kinda face blind so I had to double check it wasn't him. Not a bad thing, I'm enjoying every second so far. It just feels like maybe he was influenced by him cause their styles are very similar.
@fabricator.cap.hill.seattle 2 ай бұрын
Andy Haynes is one of the best ever to do it.
@casidollfacekilla1067 Жыл бұрын
Loved your set. We need more of you
@urbnctrl 5 ай бұрын
Lmao this guy has a very great comedic angle I love it. Need to get on that Europe tour ASAP! WE LOVE THIS KIND OF SHARP HUMOR HERE!
@emilybaldwinwalker2570 Жыл бұрын
A lost prince 😂😂😂
@ricardohesse2981 Жыл бұрын
they should make that the title 😅
@penelopeasmr1009 Жыл бұрын
Watching all this guys videos. He’s so funny!
@anothermike4825 Жыл бұрын
That gentrification of hell is a great joke! Congrats on the special!
@duethyme Жыл бұрын
That was awesome dude!! Hope to see more of this guy from now on
@joebine6644 7 ай бұрын
that was really excellent from start to finish!
@nickiwelch3805 Жыл бұрын
Why does he remind me so much of Benedict Cumberbatch 😂
@karabobaloyi6877 Жыл бұрын
Me too!!
@carlottahadnott7876 Жыл бұрын
I'm broke like a branch😂😂😂😂but I got 8th row center stage tickets to see EL DEBARGE 😂😂😂now my ramen noodles are boiling 😂😂😂💋
@Eyrie007 Жыл бұрын
This guy has some great timing.
@stoopid_2984 Жыл бұрын
i assume he learned it all from daniel tosh, anthony jeselnik, and tony hinchcliffe. which isn’t a knock by any means.
@SerendipityRoad Жыл бұрын
Heidi Klum is not from Austria, she is from Germany.
@hawaiapril Жыл бұрын
So funny!! (definitely maxed out using the word “like” 😂.. it’s the new “umm”).
@nokiahmotorz01 Жыл бұрын
I didn't realise how long its been since I heard "I hate my partner" comedy until I watched this
@bugsbunny517 Жыл бұрын
They're not together anymore, he's married to someone else now, if that helps
@otherwords1375 Жыл бұрын
Feels dated. This is from 10 years ago, and that sort of humor shows how much time has passed. It's no longer in style.
@nokiahmotorz01 Жыл бұрын
@@otherwords1375 Ah that explains a lot. Thank you
@nokiahmotorz01 Жыл бұрын
@@bugsbunny517 just an observation really but that does provide context
@PreludeDude Жыл бұрын
I like this guy he has Daniel tosh vibes.
@hieromalo4147 Жыл бұрын
Yes! This needs more likes,yo.
@david33mtrb Жыл бұрын
Except that Daniel Tosh is actually funny… 🤔
@nickiwelch3805 Жыл бұрын
I think it's his voice... I hear it too 😂
@IWillHarvestYourToes 3 ай бұрын
Wonderfully crafted set. All hail the shrooms.
@tyler5027 Жыл бұрын
Haha. This just got better and better. Nice work!
@user-qn1fy7dz7i 7 ай бұрын
Doing a deep dive on andy, hilarious 😆
@alexfontaine6233 3 ай бұрын
that model joke 😂
@TracedaBassman 11 ай бұрын
“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I’m no fortunate son.”
@princessmorgan9336 Жыл бұрын
Bro…. I’m literally making magic mushroom mash potatoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOKED UP SOOOO FAST
@ScottyFang Жыл бұрын
How u holdin out so far bro?
@kevbeer1 Жыл бұрын
haha
@kevbeer1 Жыл бұрын
@@ScottyFang epic
@N3ur0m4nc3r Жыл бұрын
Andy looks like a senetors nephew... In-law.
@AnimeLover-ct6fz Жыл бұрын
Oh, Boots is here to make the room smell different....HAHAHAHAHA!!!
@artisticagi Жыл бұрын
As a Nigerian I appreciated this joke. 10:45 likely the only one tho I did this much
@maychefdecuisine2284 Жыл бұрын
Oh god, you are a senator's nephew, aren't you?
@JaysMissingKidney Жыл бұрын
He ended up married to a senator's daughter. They both are not funny and insufferable.
@michaelfrederic7531 Жыл бұрын
There are netflix specials out there that didn't make me laugh as hard as this. Bravo!!
@RashtaEinthisB Жыл бұрын
6:30 bros tryna remake snowpiercer 😂
@LotusCordova Жыл бұрын
Really good set! 👍👍
@timbuckley321 Жыл бұрын
That was banger set for sure
@julianamaris1164 7 ай бұрын
New York already has girlfriends got me good laughing out loud at work
@misoguapo2946 Жыл бұрын
I saw this guy at the comedy cellar at the Rio in Vegas. He was fucking hilarious! Congrats on the special 🙏🏽
@N3ur0m4nc3r Жыл бұрын
When did you see him? This is from CC Presents: the Half Hour. Season 2 orginally aired 2013.
@misoguapo2946 Жыл бұрын
@@N3ur0m4nc3r I think 2019
@mason96575 Жыл бұрын
I was robbed at gunpoint in Rio 😭
@billyin4c514 Жыл бұрын
Andy is a real talent, he may be the descendant of a fruity English aristocrat, but he's a real talent.
@jlira01 Жыл бұрын
Great set 💯💯
@slyrhythm6471 Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@vplaza73 Жыл бұрын
A hammer & a four loco 😜🤣😂
@matthewgellar1442 10 ай бұрын
nephew of a senator, son of glenn howerton
@carlottahadnott7876 Жыл бұрын
Not BOOTS😂😂😂😂😂
@MsCarotty 9 ай бұрын
About the class in trains thing, idk if it existed in other cities but Paris' subway had a class system until like the 70s
@dustybryan91 Жыл бұрын
This guy has me laughing
@mason96575 Жыл бұрын
I think that's his goal
@irandude1655 Жыл бұрын
He does look like a Romney descendant.
@kevincurth3238 Жыл бұрын
dude this guy is hilarious
@Sekii1994 Жыл бұрын
Liked the entire gig. I just wonder why he made Heidi Austrian.. 🤔
@answers4atheists 9 ай бұрын
Love Andy. Unique style. Go veg people.
@obviouslyimright9134 Жыл бұрын
This guy gets it 10/1❤
@cptdaddy-gc7ks Жыл бұрын
this man is dennis reynolds of new york
@MicheleMeekelay Жыл бұрын
that was a great set!!
@lelshera1660 Жыл бұрын
👏👍 loved every joke!
@dsoul1305 Жыл бұрын
I finally can't take anymore at the proposal. Urghh
@safwatnuman4297 Жыл бұрын
Lmao! Dude REALLY hates being broke! Super funny set but he also sounds like he’s trying to make friends with rich Republicans.😅
@Realizinq Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a libtard type
@alexandrae5346 Жыл бұрын
He's literally a liberal but he generally keeps his political jokes where even idiots who don't like anything intelligent can laugh.
@Junebug787 Жыл бұрын
It ain’t that serious
@stewarthowell6781 Жыл бұрын
I seriously thought this was Daniel Tosh for a while, and finally looked down at the video title.
@oneshotme Жыл бұрын
Enjoyed your video and I gave it a Thumbs Up
@sirsquiggles1584 11 ай бұрын
0:50 I was at a 7-11 and this guy kept coming in and buying $20 scratch-offs and losing. He came back in like three times to buy new ones, each time he kept bitching about how "Biden's taxes" were killing him...
@maddiew1978 10 ай бұрын
Rosebud Baker's husband was so cute
@TheJessicahammerly Жыл бұрын
Looks like he could be Seth Meyers little cousin or something..
@romainecalm1108 9 ай бұрын
Would have been a very entertaining pastor😂
@pixelPalsDS Жыл бұрын
gold
@timothyXsims Жыл бұрын
Funny!!!
@borlanderobertson5666 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@JuliusB-hg1ef Жыл бұрын
😂😮 yep
@MrCruser007 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Daniel tosh’s stand up style
@alberts1985 Жыл бұрын
Killed it 😅
@americanoutside Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Fantastic 😂😂😂
@GaryGueths Жыл бұрын
He's right you never take sand to the beach.
@ChuckNorris-ul8mf Жыл бұрын
They give you a hammer and a four locko and turn out the lights that's a free ride
@00MetaHunter00 11 ай бұрын
Funny stuff. Very funny stuff. But why am I getting American Psycho vibes?
@ScholarlyAmbitions Жыл бұрын
Studies religion hates homeless racist "enviromental conscience" thinks like a senators nephew too.
@philipcarter1417 Жыл бұрын
Ok he was funny fr 😂
@maxxgallo Жыл бұрын
This was good
@trisbreezydc2 Жыл бұрын
Damnnn i didnt want this to end😂😂
@koriprince Жыл бұрын
Funny
@AbbasIdris Жыл бұрын
10:00 He's making fun of models but he himself looks a like a typical male model that came out of a stock photo! 😂😂😂😂
@nmascol 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jeffreymckinery4627 Жыл бұрын
Phenom
@Tonytaylormusic 9 ай бұрын
THE IMPLICATION
@roses2ndborn Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@masimmomasimmo 11 ай бұрын
He’s good
@ichimichael111 Жыл бұрын
pretty good stand up
@maurawhelan3530 8 ай бұрын
Bringing the girlfriend to n y hysterical.
@BenLymanO_o Жыл бұрын
Thank you algorithm for this
@axelwittersheim7787 Жыл бұрын
You are one funny Mother!
@DiskJockeyFernyyy Жыл бұрын
News flash he’s the warm beer
@jeffheyer7783 8 ай бұрын
Are you his ex?
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