I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.

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songs used: Cowboy Bebop - N.Y. Rush, Green Bird
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@GianniMatragrano 3 жыл бұрын

alright due to *unusually* overwhelming demand, here's the full voice file: twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1389400149261266945

@HipolitoSanchezIV 3 жыл бұрын

Les goo

@beronberon 3 жыл бұрын

Les goo

@James-rg9wy 3 жыл бұрын

Les goo

@calebmcfarland8407 3 жыл бұрын

Les goo

@dumbfuk7701 3 жыл бұрын

Les goo

@thechickenwizard8172 8 ай бұрын

Male praying mantises be like:

@starstorm1267 5 ай бұрын

Male spiders be like:

@miajajajajajajajajajo 4 ай бұрын

A worrying amount of male bugs be like

@joyh8382 4 ай бұрын

YOOO

@Hydraina 3 ай бұрын

@@starstorm1267Ok so I don't actually know about praying Mantis, however with spiders it's not actually a weird ritual where the female eats the male, sometimes the male wins actually. They just kinda fight to the death and usually the female wins because she is bigger.

@myssangela4872 3 ай бұрын

@@Hydrainawith praying mantis I know after the mating she has the instinct to eat to find the energy for the development of the eggs and the head of the male mantis happens to be right there 😋🍝

@egg4666 11 ай бұрын

This is not a kink, this is assisted suicide

@robertphillips213 10 ай бұрын

*thinking of my ex's strangle fetish* Could be both.

@RyuKyu.77 9 ай бұрын

@@robertphillips213🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

@absolutelynot6546 8 ай бұрын

It's both 😂

@anduong8796 8 ай бұрын

Dazai be proud

@viyhexe131 8 ай бұрын

Bold of you to assume that isn't also a kink

@SilvercattoOsom 11 ай бұрын

This went from suicidal, to sexual, to outright uncomfortable.

@nathanhembree5853 8 ай бұрын

It’s more like: Suicidal, sexually suicidal, sexual, sexually uncomfortable, and uncomfortable.

@DarkFoxV 8 ай бұрын

and that's the first couple minutes, wait until we get through the next 8 hours ;)

@leihamada4672 8 ай бұрын

This is how I imagine it went down in Watchmen when the "Punish Me" Guy ran into Rorschach.

@fortnitesexman 4 ай бұрын

don't you mean "weirdly embarrassing" ? ;).

@callofcat-cq7wq 4 ай бұрын

@@nathanhembree5853 you missed the pee pee pissy boy part

@fish_and-chips Жыл бұрын

“No ma’am I’m not a soft e-boy sub. I am a deranged masochist with unresolved family issues.”

@charlx8979 9 ай бұрын

*insert the ‘Why not both?’ Old el paso meme*

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 5 ай бұрын

"What's the difference?? The difference is one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!" - The Sniper

@PeachDragon_ 5 ай бұрын

"ma'am i just want to die"

@Quisshy 5 ай бұрын

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthso you’re telling me i couldve been getting paid this whole time?

@lazyowl9616 3 ай бұрын

@@Quisshy you guys get paid?

@tryingtoreachyouaboutyourc6161 3 жыл бұрын

This is a good way to avoid death. Weirding your opponent out so bad they don't wanna kill you to not fulfil your kink.

@TheKarlMarx 3 жыл бұрын

Someone I knew would moan during volleyball and it always caught the opposing team off guard. His team always won.

@justinjakeashton 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKarlMarx "HIS"!?

@themanwiththebeard4632 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKarlMarx psychological warfare

@TheKarlMarx 3 жыл бұрын

@@themanwiththebeard4632 exactly

@thewholecircus2792 3 жыл бұрын

Her: I'm gonna kill you" Me: "jokes on you I'm into that shit"

@bennyboiii3904 2 жыл бұрын

Female streamer: *shows a little more shoulder than usual* The chat:

@xrrgr 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@rainefisxher 2 жыл бұрын

666 likes owo

@edenlevi5485 2 жыл бұрын

So true lmao

@Brutusoogabooga 2 жыл бұрын

😳

@misfortunecookie4362 2 жыл бұрын

You almost made me spit my drink you piece of shit 🤣💀

@KiiBon Жыл бұрын

I love the implication that he's talking loud enough to be heard outside of the building to all of the unfortunate people taking a stroll

@lolunicornsaj8907 6 ай бұрын

UNDERRATED

@greywalker505 5 ай бұрын

Even while he’s using his “inside voice.”

@radioactiveassassin5218 2 ай бұрын

@@greywalker505 If he shouted the entire solar system would've heard. Yes, even through the vacuum.

@TsukkiOrSomething 8 ай бұрын

I like how the music gets very quiet when he’s far away, implying he’s emitting sick jazzy tunes from his body to really sell his crazy point

@victorvaquer94 4 ай бұрын

I 100% believe Spike just radiates the music of the series

@mastersloseymusic3928 2 ай бұрын

Then it plays the song, Green Bird, where Spike's falling out the window in slow motion for like a split second at the end!

@TheEepyMagi 3 жыл бұрын

This is just the entire internet when Lady Dimitrescu showed up

@animefam1025 3 жыл бұрын

0:25

@hotpikachu 3 жыл бұрын

Extremely accurate

@Howard_T_Duck 3 жыл бұрын

Mainly Markiplier

@Aflay1 3 жыл бұрын

“Guys, this is a horror game.” 0:25

@raymickens440 3 жыл бұрын

@@Howard_T_Duck FACTUAL

@joeyenochs9469 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was just the one line. But, no. Gianni had to spend an entire sixty seconds making me do the equivalent of staring at the sun with my ears.

@meomoor6225 3 жыл бұрын

@@unclekarma1855 send link, i really need it

@nisnast 3 жыл бұрын

@@meomoor6225 pinned comment

@wyatt9064 5 ай бұрын

r/bestcomments

@beefyblom 5 ай бұрын

@@wyatt9064r/ihavereddit (you ain't wrong though)

@cherryb0ng 5 ай бұрын

Why would you state at the sun with your ears?

@anticyclingclub 11 ай бұрын

There’s no way of winning this situation as the woman since if you kill him, you give into his desires, and if you don’t, you just end up being angry that you didn’t.

@magnarcreed3801 3 ай бұрын

Na. Give in because that’s hot.

@red_jet 2 ай бұрын

only put a angry face until it ends...

@Zer0Blizzard 2 ай бұрын

Sadistic women: nah I'd win

@serenapham4954 9 ай бұрын

if he's not like this, i don't want him

@hell7756 9 ай бұрын

So the question is can you kick his ass

@The-Mediator 3 ай бұрын

Real

@Akira-xm9ck Ай бұрын

I'm down...

@WhiteWbbit Ай бұрын

Ma'am, I'm exactly like this... Wanna dom me... Pweez😶‍🌫️ I'll be whatever you need me to be.

@TheCoondog14 2 жыл бұрын

"I want it to get embarrassing " Sir it already is

@kingblue8568 2 жыл бұрын

well apparently this isnt enough for him, I am scared

@DrAliha 2 жыл бұрын

Not for him it isn't

@angelofdeath275 2 жыл бұрын

Aliha then i don’t want to know whats embarrassing to him

@lizardthatsavesyou15ormore34 2 жыл бұрын

I mean like... *WEIRDLY* embarrassing

@VolatileViolet 2 жыл бұрын

Unsanitary, too.

@killsav3us23 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like she’s quiet cause she actually considering...

@franciscoguinledebarros4429 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, it'd be some weird sessions, but the point is for him to die so... No loose ends?

@UNF4lR 2 жыл бұрын

Please tell me this is a fake clip 😭

@emmaleia173 2 жыл бұрын

@@UNF4lR this channel does voice overs of the actual show so yeah it's fake

@Xyzjro 2 жыл бұрын

@@UNF4lR LMAO 😭😭

@PlatinumHustle 2 жыл бұрын

@@UNF4lR lmfao you thought this was real?!

@user-fg4tn8ot6b 9 ай бұрын

From amazon chaser to mild masochist to degradation fetish enthusiast to "please, just f@cking kill me". *What a rollercoaster of emotions.* 😭😭😭

@roman52-- 7 ай бұрын

not gonna lie, i was already laughing out loud after i saw the video, then i saw your comment and straight up exploded out of laugh, you made my day even better

@user-fg4tn8ot6b 6 ай бұрын

@@roman52-- You're welcome. :')

@applejuice8173 6 ай бұрын

No, this is just the part of the roller coaster where you get done and you are discombobulated, dazed, and confused

@freakystarlight 3 ай бұрын

idk man "I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some hallway" sounds like _a bit_ more than mild masochism 😭

@lucaspotasio5483 8 ай бұрын

"First eight hours." I repeat, he said "FIRST eight hours"! That means not only he is fully expecting to whatever this is to last for eight hours, but for them to proceed to more eight hours!

@magnarcreed3801 3 ай бұрын

Obviously.

@snigdhabhattacharya1690 3 ай бұрын

Yea ok but my eyes are so dry I can’t keep them open anymore don’t you think I deserve a nap

@doopyman 3 ай бұрын

Wonderful observation retar

@cathuman5463 Ай бұрын

Ok but that might only imply at least 9 hours, not another 8

@gonzalezfrederico 19 күн бұрын

Yes@@snigdhabhattacharya1690

@flockenlp1 3 жыл бұрын

y'know, he wants it to get embarassing, but I think if you can say stuff like this without batting an eye, you'll hardly ever get embarassed by anything

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 жыл бұрын

That gives you a good idea of just how embarrassing he wants this to get, then.

@uneek35 2 жыл бұрын

It'll be embarrassing to witness, he means.

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 жыл бұрын

@@punished7030 | Like trying to imagine the 4th dimension. It was never meant for our mortal minds, I suppose.

@kanayadeliz2584 2 жыл бұрын

No, no. He wants it to get WEIRDLY embarrassing. It's on a whole other level from just regular embarrassing

@Dont145 2 жыл бұрын

İt made me laugh my good sir

@SeigiVA 3 жыл бұрын

This got weird … fast

@desperatelycravingahamsandwich 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it would be some good voice acting, but we're talking male darkness here.

@moeextra2091 3 жыл бұрын

Verified person

@ficsitinc.pioneer8695 3 жыл бұрын

They fucked up one of my favorite animes, _So many casualties in this simp war... when will it end!_

@franciscoguinledebarros4429 3 жыл бұрын

_That's the point sir_

@GianniMatragrano 3 жыл бұрын

what a lot of people don't realize is this is actually only half of what I recorded for this bit and this is actually the scaled back version

@Yourmom-cy5yv 10 ай бұрын

“All men care about is looks” men actually:

@snehajagajith6409 9 ай бұрын

There are some men who care about a woman just as she is.

@Just-Some-Helium 3 ай бұрын

Some men don’t even care its a woman or a human, Shits hard these days.

@Leto_0 3 ай бұрын

@@Just-Some-Helium what's sad is that should make it easier for everyone to find new people and were still just sitting inside staring at our phones

@nunocampea2395 3 ай бұрын

@@Just-Some-HeliumGuy's requirements for a gf: must exist (optional)

@Just-Some-Helium 3 ай бұрын

@@nunocampea2395 Waifu mf’s: Thats a requirement??

@bananadopp8o295 Жыл бұрын

Gianni really thought he could drop a confession like that and put Cowboy Bebop over it

@theeskrungly 4 ай бұрын

No idea why THIS was the comment to send me into a fit of laughter

@jurajcar6098 Ай бұрын

In what episode was this scene???

@ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 26 күн бұрын

@@jurajcar6098it's in the movie

@jurajcar6098 26 күн бұрын

@@ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 i know already but tnx

@ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 25 күн бұрын

@@jurajcar6098 u welcome

@FlashHawk4 Жыл бұрын

The special little detail that gets me is that fact that he is in a janitorial uniform and specifically requesting his hypersexualized murder to be "unsanitary"

@camilaalmiron5588 Жыл бұрын

Neat

@dabiga2315 9 ай бұрын

Kinks tend to be weird like that

@maximusstorm1215 9 ай бұрын

@@dabiga2315Kink shaming is against the bro-code, my dude😕

@discodjdj2300 9 ай бұрын

@@maximusstorm1215you’re shaming his kink bro not cool bro😡

@Areallykissablecactus 9 ай бұрын

Kink shaming is my kink

@poly_g6068 3 жыл бұрын

Fact: NOBODY will want to fight you if pull this out on them

@jadefulgar 3 жыл бұрын

EVERYBODY will want to shut you up, though. It's either no fight, or a one hit knockout

@godofhotballs_helios7207 3 жыл бұрын

I would serenade him back with clever wordplay and sensual dancing. We'd go back and forth for hours on end until one breaks and starts dry humping the other. The blue ball is unbearable, yet delightful. Crush me, crush me we'd moan as the moonlight glistened our oily bodies with the warn serenade of the office workers lifting the pain. One employee could not bear to see this and took her high heels and stepped on our balls. It felt like sticking a needle, yet we wanted more. The pain was ecstasy that we could not live without. I twirl his hair around as he sniffs my as with his middle finger What was I talking about?

@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 3 жыл бұрын

@@godofhotballs_helios7207 matt wtf

@Taznixx 3 жыл бұрын

@@godofhotballs_helios7207 matt what the fuck

@lucidnode 3 жыл бұрын

@@godofhotballs_helios7207 Sir I'm just here to deliver your pizza

@jarrmann 4 ай бұрын

he still has the audacity to call her "ma'am"

@1Lazarus 4 ай бұрын

what a gentleman

@flintc0ckwood.659 Жыл бұрын

This isn’t even masochism anymore. This is trying to see how long you can go.

@Kaarl_Mills 5 ай бұрын

It's shonen masochism: it's not even about sexual gratification at that point, it's all about the relentless drive to find your limits and break them

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 ай бұрын

@@Kaarl_Mills markiplier

@orionbarnes1733 2 ай бұрын

It's not masochism, it's pursuing a world record

@venniksu 3 жыл бұрын

The guy says "and here we are" in a tone that makes it sound as if hes completely confident that shes not gonna refuse him.

@uhoh7545 3 жыл бұрын

Why would she?

@tristanbeer1257 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, she'll either kill him and fullfill his fantasy or let him live and harass her even more. So no matter what, she loses anyway.

@MRtacoslicous 3 жыл бұрын

@@tristanbeer1257 unless her goal was one of those, in that case she wins.

@lasagnatheory9108 3 жыл бұрын

Sygma move

@ExtremeMan10 2 жыл бұрын

@@tristanbeer1257 Well, she was silent the entire time. I bet she was thinking it over.

@Sintosaka122 Жыл бұрын

The worst she can say is "no" The confession:

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 5 ай бұрын

Under the circumstances, I think the worst she can say is "yes"

@badjuju2721 4 ай бұрын

@potatopatato6610 nah yes gets exactly what you want

@draexian530 4 ай бұрын

@@badjuju2721 Exactly what HE wants.

@MoonchildDontCry Ай бұрын

Oh don’t worry, he is a nice guy. Said nice guy :

@CrystallizedBlood1 7 ай бұрын

"I'm not normal." Sir, that is obvious 😂

@AlissonSilva-ox4uz 6 ай бұрын

You guys are like "Patrick Bateman is me" "Ryan gosling is literally me" "blablablabla" No, THIS is literally me

@Silkroad736 3 ай бұрын

😀

@muliaxTeripolio 16 күн бұрын

but ryan gosling IS literally me

@donwrrybouti 2 жыл бұрын

Friend: "come on give him a chance, he's a really nice guy" The nice guy:

@stanamilanovich3956 2 жыл бұрын

I want to type yes but I don't want to live in a world that has made me that cynical. Can we pretend I disagree?

@adenosine2electricboogaloo647 2 жыл бұрын

@@stanamilanovich3956 No. There's nothing wrong with cynicism.

@hunterofdarkness8329 2 жыл бұрын

I like how the comment above you is Friend: Bro just confess to her already, worst thing she can say is no The confession:

@hansolo235 2 жыл бұрын

He’s definitely nice, sane is something else entirely.

@suezuccati304 2 жыл бұрын

so, you are not going to actually just kill him? :(

@npc6817 3 жыл бұрын

Impressive how this started with "just straight up kill me" and somehow managed to keep escalating and one upping itself until the very end.

@zyriantel9601 3 жыл бұрын

And she didn't even flinch through any of it. She's seen some shit.

@edibleturd 3 жыл бұрын

maybe I've been desensitized by certain hentai or something but this one didn't escalate that far. still funny though.

@EridanAmpora311 3 жыл бұрын

@@zyriantel9601 She's the one

@edibleturd 3 жыл бұрын

@@commanderleo you know you'd think that wouldn't you. in reality it takes more than one experience to fully desensitize someone, and erogros isn't the only name burned into my memory. also, erogros is in japanese. i can't read japanese so it could hit me harder than it does.

@zyriantel9601 3 жыл бұрын

@@edibleturd Are you the lady in the video, by any chance?

@ZebraOnYourNose 6 ай бұрын

Sis a victim fr, she did not consent to this 💀

@ianstone2146 Ай бұрын

Just when you thought it couldnt get better he says another sentence

@axtonpino5213 3 жыл бұрын

Man's currently got balls of steel, but not after the first 8 hours.

@corejake 3 жыл бұрын

they are still balls of steel, but they aren't his.

@Servellion 3 жыл бұрын

Oh yee of little faith. *Pain only makes them harder*

@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 3 жыл бұрын

Balls of aluminum foil.

@thenei1 3 жыл бұрын

@@corejake lmao

@doge_testies4070 3 жыл бұрын

@@Servellion Ball cancer

@perrisavallon5170 3 жыл бұрын

"We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours" is a hell of a sentence

@Apotheosister 3 жыл бұрын

My personal favorite is "I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway" but that one is factually the best.

@Ashhley_the_shawty 3 жыл бұрын

@@Apotheosister *medically inadvisable*

@JV571 3 жыл бұрын

Bold of him to assume he'd survive that long

@auroralee 3 жыл бұрын

@@JV571 I WAS GONNA SAY this line suggests whatever shit is happening will take longer that 8 hours... That's so foul like literally how could you do that physically or mentally

@Kurayamiblack 3 жыл бұрын

After the *FIRST* eight hours... He wants at least 8 more whole ass hours of this stuff

@alexz4752 7 ай бұрын

Not only did he do a really good Steve Blum impression, not only did he do it while saying this kind of thing, and not only does Spike's voice get quieter and more echo-y when farther away and muffled when the camera is outside, the panning changes completely to the right when the camera focuses on Elektra's face. This man put actual effort and detail in this meme. He has my respect.

@Derpy626 Ай бұрын

Someone edited this over the origins trailer for bo2 when Dempsey came on screen. I was just thinking "Did steve actually say that, and where did this audio even come from?"

@GlaZim Жыл бұрын

Pov: you are a female spider hearing your husband

@vivvy_0 Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Gooberpatrol66 3 жыл бұрын

His OkCupid profile: "I like cars, and I like to read, and I like italian food." Him on the first date:

@melvinmerkelhopper5752 3 жыл бұрын

Is this a reference to something?

@catfood2 3 жыл бұрын

@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 a reference to your mom

@pallaciccione7885 3 жыл бұрын

@@catfood2 nice

@buckbumble1872 3 жыл бұрын

For someone who likes to read he used two "and"s instead of a ","

@ledajoro6965 3 жыл бұрын

@@catfood2 good job

@jive3721 3 жыл бұрын

Spike really just wants to see if he's actually alive

@doofs 3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@XanVicious 3 жыл бұрын

One eye sees cringe, the other sees a dominant egirl mommy goth gf.

@trevorfranks69 3 жыл бұрын

Kek

@owoofmybones5090 3 жыл бұрын

He's not a masochist, he just wants to see if he can take it.

@ParadoxThePsycho 3 жыл бұрын

@@owoofmybones5090 no! He just wants to FEEL something

@lilahdog568 Ай бұрын

"Sir, this is mcdonalds."

@Koff33. 9 ай бұрын

This conversation is happening somewhere on discord

@SoandSo23 9 ай бұрын

Except he probably isn't talking to a biological female.

@duncookie 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that her expression does not change throughout the whole conversation suggests this is not a first time she had someone drop a monologue like that on her.

@prospectorgrenadelauncher4483 3 жыл бұрын

Gigachad

@cybercritterowo 3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@liamhb7656 3 жыл бұрын

congrats you made me cry laughing

@TheTaleSpinner747 3 жыл бұрын

I verry much dislike that hypothetical you have given to us.

@federalcasemaker 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh so it's gonna be one of those criminals"

@thoggerspass6282 3 жыл бұрын

Dude imagine you’re giannis neighbor and you just hear this monologue through the window.

@alejoqc9540 3 жыл бұрын

If the neighbours have a kid, he must be freaking out so hard everyday just hearing all of his his heroes in the same room.

@AbadabaBoy 3 жыл бұрын

0:42

@kvh1928 3 жыл бұрын

DEAD

@MoonchildDontCry 3 жыл бұрын

What is this anime?

@yuinxelee6306 2 жыл бұрын

@@MoonchildDontCry cowboy bebop

@syedhassanali5837 5 ай бұрын

"Sir this is a Wendy's"

@Googlesucksballs 9 ай бұрын

I need to make this whole speech as my tinder profile bio.

@digitalairaire 3 жыл бұрын

“We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours” *jazz music stops*

@surgrus4367 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that one :(

@skunkbrains5656 3 жыл бұрын

@@surgrus4367 first implies the existence of at least 16 more hours of this

@gazymerlelug6958 3 жыл бұрын

No, it's getting *_louder_*

@k80_ 3 жыл бұрын

*choral music starts*

@fylthl 3 жыл бұрын

@@skunkbrains5656 you mean 160 hours?

@Resi1ience 3 жыл бұрын

The outside shots imply that his voice was so powerful they could hear him from outside the third story of an office building

@wiredcity5617 2 жыл бұрын

Well at least now they know he wants to piss himself and be called little peepee pisspiss boy.

@cutiebunnyamber3447 2 жыл бұрын

OMFG HAHAHA

@yozora6636 2 жыл бұрын

@@cutiebunnyamber3447 happy b day Amber

@cutiebunnyamber3447 2 жыл бұрын

@@yozora6636 awww...thank you! 💚 this warmed my day 🤗

@Shno.masm3 2 жыл бұрын

Name anime plz?

@wholesomebaker5410 10 ай бұрын

"Just be yourself! That's how you win woman heart"

@beno2002 Ай бұрын

Loid when he finds out Yor is an assassin.

@dfquartzidn6151 9 күн бұрын

AYO CANON?

@thediscountwombat 2 жыл бұрын

He's reciting this like he's ordering his usual at starbucks

@aubarlowe Жыл бұрын

who says he isn't?

@kwildspirit Жыл бұрын

This is his usual at starbucks.

@csweezey18 Жыл бұрын

Sir, this is a **checks notes** Starbucks

@zakenmaru8612 9 ай бұрын

... and with whipped cream, right?

@usernameisunavailable8270 8 ай бұрын

@@zakenmaru8612I imagine him being mean to the barista, so he can get extra whipped cream with spit in it.

@PowWowAnimations 2 жыл бұрын

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, he says another sentence.

@bee2143 2 жыл бұрын

@Alessio Giannini LMAO

@jordankolb5967 2 жыл бұрын

*better

@rebekahfunches6876 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 🤣😭😭

@chelseabee023 2 жыл бұрын

FRR

@theemagus9932 2 жыл бұрын

Fr💀💀💀

@Schenkel101 Жыл бұрын

That's actually a really good way to make someone try their hardest to leave you alone.

@crappyaccount 11 ай бұрын

unless it backfires and theyre into it

@user-mk9lw5ky3p 10 ай бұрын

Which absolutely can happen, and it'll be your ass cashing that check.

@Diamond-Fox 3 ай бұрын

"By the end of the _first_ 8 hours"

@banesqueteb8934 3 жыл бұрын

This felt a lot longer than one minute

@pagedown6310 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@honeydewof7975 2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@XiELEd4377 2 жыл бұрын

same

@clarab325 2 жыл бұрын

@recang360 2 жыл бұрын

1 year

@Miguel_morales99 3 жыл бұрын

Friend: "bro just confess to her already, worst thing she can say is no" The confession:

@Merble 3 жыл бұрын

@@zeflex3873 Edgy. For 1982.

@TheGlenn8 3 жыл бұрын

And then she says yes.

@Shyuthrosnaevin 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGlenn8 bliss. 😊

@sugoiboyxl8345 3 жыл бұрын

She can't even punch you because you'd like that. Turning around silently and walking away is the only other option for her.

@vincentseamon 2 жыл бұрын

U get invited to the wedding as best man

@schawangus Жыл бұрын

I love how the music is tied to him, so when the camera cuts to somewhere else it gets quieter or muffled 💀

@josephyoseph Жыл бұрын

the absolute terror I felt when I heard this start playing from my mother's computer was palpable

@greywalker505 5 ай бұрын

…So your mother is the kind of woman who’ll actually just kill him? (That was mostly a joke.)

@ggggggg5987 5 ай бұрын

HOLY SHIT CONTEXT???

@yourlocalinsaneperson789 4 ай бұрын

.....

@circularnectarine1439 18 күн бұрын

Elaborate.

@dfquartzidn6151 9 күн бұрын

Did she watch the whole thing?

@thememeestfilmbuff 3 жыл бұрын

*You want her to crush you,* but importantly not your heart.

@Pedro-wv9ev 3 жыл бұрын

🤧

@Kishin-lv8dt 3 жыл бұрын

Fudge that Turn that useless thing into puddle of expired bad wine

@supaflyty5735 3 жыл бұрын

No he literally wants her to kill him

@jackreid2664 3 жыл бұрын

@@sedme0 ima be honest. After this there isn't gonna be anything left to care for.

@r3uvsgaming 8 ай бұрын

don't crush my heart, crush my head, with your THIGHS

@Erideah 2 жыл бұрын

She's either extremely patient to stand there quietly and calmly through this, or he has piqued her interest

@random_meta 2 жыл бұрын

I'm certainly intrigued. So, is she

@callmesilver2683 2 жыл бұрын

In the full clip he asks her if she is still following cuz she looks confused xd

@earthy8274 2 жыл бұрын

The latter.

@azathothskeleton3120 2 жыл бұрын

Or just absolutely paralysed in despair as any sane space marine should be in front of Slaanesh himself.

@hoody4414 2 жыл бұрын

Or she's completely dumbfounded and doesn't know whether to laugh at him or kill him.

@dontlookatme5278 9 ай бұрын

It felt like this went on for like 10 minutes💀

@thesatelliteslickers907 7 ай бұрын

slay the princess (2023)

@looniemoonie5955 7 ай бұрын

Oh, a man of culture.

@nemesi55 7 ай бұрын

LITERALLY HOW I FELT THE ENTIRE GAME

@miajajajajajajajajajo 4 ай бұрын

Voice of the broken to the goddess one I don't remember her name

@miajajajajajajajajajo 4 ай бұрын

Or maybe Voice of the smitten if he met The Adversary

@aliasmp4 3 жыл бұрын

He's very level-headed about this whole thing, like it was scripted, practiced, and exercised hundreds of times. This man knows what he's looking for.

@clem2526 3 жыл бұрын

nah spike is just confident in every action he takes.

@duckythegamer7263 2 жыл бұрын

That pose he’s doing as he rambles on is what truly gets me.

@inmypjs1426 2 жыл бұрын

In the original episode he didn’t say anything but the first line

@JohnSmith-co1zv 2 жыл бұрын

@@inmypjs1426 Movie*

@inmypjs1426 2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-co1zv sorry

@ericktellez7632 2 жыл бұрын

@@inmypjs1426 You are not forgiven

@BunkerghustVA 2 жыл бұрын

How does he sound so much like Steve Blum?

@teeli. 8 ай бұрын

i like how after that bombshell of a confession he still gets in the, "i mean, i'm a real freak. i'm not normal" as if anything prior to his elaboration WAS normal

@SatisfiedShark 8 ай бұрын

I can’t understate how often I say the phrase “I love the kinda woman that will actually just kill me”

@AnnohaSF 2 жыл бұрын

How can a guy sound THIS powerful and in control while asking to be brutally killed?

@vodaizvor6586 2 жыл бұрын

He is Spike dude..

@dinonuggies5551 2 жыл бұрын

that sounds like spike throughout the entire series tbh

@adriellightvale8140 2 жыл бұрын

I think there's a term for this. What was it again? Power bottom?

@yonisabukar2498 2 жыл бұрын

I see you never watched cowboy bebop huh?

@notafbiagent473 2 жыл бұрын

That’s just Spike existing

@weaponizedpizza8825 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the jazz is affected the same way as the voice, implying spike can just summon jazz on demand.

@elgatto3133 3 жыл бұрын

You imply that he can't

@dnicer3486 3 жыл бұрын

Fellow revenant

@jonathangarcia9204 3 жыл бұрын

What I thought that was canon

@hunpo1 3 жыл бұрын

He is jazz

@giisellegaalvan1996 3 жыл бұрын

Spike is smooth jazz personified

@_INKY_THE_IDIOT 10 ай бұрын

When you think he’s done he keeps going

@downeastbeast6448 3 ай бұрын

Todo: "What kind of woman is your type?!" Me:

@no_enerji 2 жыл бұрын

He says “first eight hours.” *First* eight hours. This implies that he expects to be even more fucked up for more than eight hours.

@thelaizardman 2 жыл бұрын

this detail is such a gold mine

@MangoMagica 2 жыл бұрын

The question is how long does he want it to go on for?

@414sebas 2 жыл бұрын

@@MangoMagica consider it a navy seal type of regiment, but instead of it being a week of egregious training, it’s a week of unspeakable freak shit and sin

@Zoomy 2 жыл бұрын

@@MangoMagica “first eight hours” implies there'll be a second eight hours, so at least sixteen hours total, maybe longer.

@CapitanJorge24 2 жыл бұрын

@@Zoomy 24 hours

@zk1914 3 жыл бұрын

Girl: he's sending me mixed signals, i can't decipher them! The guy's mixed signals:

@franz3810 2 жыл бұрын

omg Im dead

@Hi-ul2gc 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't _want_ to decipher them

@hotsingleplaguedoctorinarea 2 жыл бұрын

@@franz3810 Literally.

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 жыл бұрын

I can't blame a woman for being in denial about those signals.

@MessiahGray 2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure this is straight forward

@ani-tamta Жыл бұрын

I love how she doesn't say anything, just patiently waits for him to finish

@DjayT. 7 ай бұрын

POV: the intrusive thoughts won

@ambiguousovertone191 3 жыл бұрын

"Your piss, my face. You do the math."

@weefweef 3 жыл бұрын

Australian approved

@splendid6064 3 жыл бұрын

American approved

@FunLobsterFacts 3 жыл бұрын

Both sides of the world approved

@noone3708 3 жыл бұрын

Mercury Approved

@sunsetmenace1749 3 жыл бұрын

Vile

@RimmyDownunder 3 жыл бұрын

mhm yes I will have what he's having

@sentinelplayztm922 3 жыл бұрын

Damn it rimmy what if the commissar sees you doing this

@beingsactual 3 жыл бұрын

Careful! That drink is spiked.

@adambenhamadi3333 3 жыл бұрын

I did not expect a strategy game youtube to ever comment on this video, but here we are

@BasedWindex 3 жыл бұрын

Oh goddammit Rimmy

@jonathansotelo4877 3 жыл бұрын

Bet Rimmy is thinking about that pink haired girl with fakies from Riddle Joker.

@snakey934Snakeybakey 6 ай бұрын

Schpike: "I want it to get embarrassing " Electra: "It already is..." Schpike: "Not enough... not nearly enough..." Electra: "....help..."

@AndrewChumKaser 4 ай бұрын

Ma'am, please... you have to crush me.

@lordpicklenips3407 3 жыл бұрын

Gamers when they encounter Lady D in RE8

@blueinsunlight 3 жыл бұрын

If she killed me I'd drag myself out of hell to say thank you

@Pedro-wv9ev 3 жыл бұрын

@@blueinsunlight and then beg her to do it again

@evankauffman2139 3 жыл бұрын

_Yes._

@deathmorphosis 3 жыл бұрын

What the FUCK is wrong with you people?

@shiawasekappukekiful 3 жыл бұрын

@@deathmorphosis all the right wrong things

@LukeCorreia 3 жыл бұрын

sir i need you to relax

@miko5742 3 жыл бұрын

hello luke

@Goras147 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, the second guy I can't get out of my recommended, nice

@s.e.111films3 3 жыл бұрын

Crossover??!

@themaidenlesswretch7819 3 жыл бұрын

Two titans meet, as it is written

@LuisSilva-nt4vu 3 жыл бұрын

A crossover would be THE BEST THING EVER

@llSamStauberll 6 ай бұрын

I just return to this when it randomly comes to mind every once in a while

@ralola1 9 ай бұрын

I use this whenever someone asks me about my taste in men.

@looniemoonie5955 7 ай бұрын

Ey yoooo wat

@stainedrews 2 ай бұрын

JUST LIKE ME FR

@forgotten1369 2 жыл бұрын

I never thought I would laugh so hard at spike saying "peepee pisspiss boy"

@kpdelaney6460 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr what was that?!!?

@unwantedcucumber5672 2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I come to this video to attempt not to laugh. I always fail.

@Saint01_Arts 2 жыл бұрын

I like how the minute I read this comment and unpause the video that exact line comes up.

@abdelqaderalzeer8207 2 жыл бұрын

@@kpdelaney6460 is this real

@PomadaGaming 2 жыл бұрын

Cringe ass

@jedihunter176 2 жыл бұрын

POV: you're a praying mantis

@amaniwilliams701 2 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED COMMENT OMG

@fudgenugget2690 2 жыл бұрын

Accurate af😂

@cottonwillow2820 2 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED AS FUCK

@ExtremeMan10 2 жыл бұрын

This guy, is a legend, he got me good lol

@jonathanathor117 2 жыл бұрын

POV: you're a black widow spider

@BOREDGAMERGAMING 10 ай бұрын

IT JUST GETS MORE WORSE THE LONGER THE VIDEO PLAYS 😭

@briandozier9113 3 ай бұрын

I’m more concerned that she’s unfazed.

@artmatt200 3 жыл бұрын

The funniest thing about this is the fact that spike just remains in that exact weird martial pose holding a broom with a stupid expression throughout

@Rwdphotos 3 жыл бұрын

Animes have like a total of 50 different frames in their budgets

@residentsleeper8639 3 жыл бұрын

That's his power-stance

@MangoMagica 3 жыл бұрын

And that Electra just stands there and listens to it

@Talisguy 2 жыл бұрын

@@Rwdphotos Cowboy Bebop has excellent animation and a ton of variety in its movements, and it rarely cuts corners, which makes the constant repeated shots here even funnier.

@Talisguy 2 жыл бұрын

@DEVYNN MISHLER No, in the original he just briefly pauses during the fight to say "I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass" before they get back to hitting each other. This is someone doing a Steve Blum impression and taking the line....a bit further.

@SammichNetwork 3 жыл бұрын

I've been married 17 years and this was word for word my wedding vows

@KwadDamyj 3 жыл бұрын

Well it worked apparently! Go big or go home?

@averymusicalperson 3 жыл бұрын

wait a minute

@sunnysquid4925 3 жыл бұрын

God I wish I had a consequence free way of doing that

@DUKEHadToDoItToEm 2 жыл бұрын

Lucky

@johnhancock9001 2 жыл бұрын

*2 months ago*

@domino-dude 8 ай бұрын

"by the end of the first eight hours" sir exactly how long were you planning for this to go on 😭😭

@TheAdspy 3 ай бұрын

0:39 i think we are already far beyond this point

@spodreman7732 3 жыл бұрын

The hints girls think we need: *smile* The hint we actually need:

@dorbacal 2 жыл бұрын

nah nah, if a girl pulls something like this on you then you're so deep in the friend zone that there's no getting out 🤣

@MouldMadeMind 2 жыл бұрын

@@dorbacal so deep that i could fight the us army inside?

@noahmejia7859 2 жыл бұрын

@@MouldMadeMind yes, yes my friend

@ulyanafreemen2953 2 жыл бұрын

No thanks it's weird

@andynonymous6769 2 жыл бұрын

I just cane back from another video making fun of how a girl can look at a guy and they'll immediately think she's flirting Wtf men what's going on in your heads

@waffles9733 Жыл бұрын

The fucking power stance he is rocking the entire time lmao It's just brilliant

@jorts_master69 7 ай бұрын

He has that "I wanna shut up and get out of here before I embarrass myself further but I'm already too far into this monologue to quit" body language going on and it fucking kills me lmao

@powerjolt7215 7 ай бұрын

@@jorts_master69if that ain't the most relatable thing

@n-nintendohoe 4 ай бұрын

HHAHHAHA@@jorts_master69

@dartingralaughter9781 3 ай бұрын

Maybe just lazy

@thenotoriousnreal 3 ай бұрын

Hi waffles

@voice_0f_reason 7 ай бұрын

This is the same person who says "Mommy? Sorry... Mommy?"

@aPol.01 3 ай бұрын

Saving this for when i find her

@ThePyschicBuzz 3 жыл бұрын

Make this your ringtone and watch how fast you could panic trying to pick up

@isoldadoesstuff 3 жыл бұрын

You think dangerously. I like it

@isoldadoesstuff 3 жыл бұрын

I did that with Dick Pays Rent, so I relate in a spiritual level

@melol7249 3 жыл бұрын

I CANT IMAGINE

@aiiiia9971 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@michelleobamafootcream9292 3 жыл бұрын

oh my god I’m imagining this in a public setting I’m dying

@mozzgaming943 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Steve Blum, the voice actor for Spike Spiegel, actually went on this rant unprompted mid-recording. It lasted for 12 minutes.

@kuma9239 3 жыл бұрын

Sauce, please?

@Adam-xv7du 3 жыл бұрын

@@kuma9239 yo pal. you just blow in from stupid town?

@bucketjohnnson 3 жыл бұрын

@@kuma9239 trust me bro

@kuma9239 3 жыл бұрын

@@Adam-xv7du tbf, it seems like something that could happen in a bloopers xD

@99toyotacorolla 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Koichi Yamadera actually ranted like this

@phasedcloak2835 Жыл бұрын

the fact that she still there, listening and not be disgusted, buddy you still have a chance

@TheHan464646 10 ай бұрын

The longest minute in the world

@evanmontague9456 3 жыл бұрын

It only ends with something good for him. He either lives another day or gets what he wants. Smart

@zephyr3453 3 жыл бұрын

I read this in a Whiterun Guard's voice talking about light armor.

@benwitt3320 3 жыл бұрын

@@zephyr3453 Lightly armored means light on your feet. Smart.

@Brandelwyn 3 жыл бұрын

@@zephyr3453 you monster, now I did too!

@evanmontague9456 3 жыл бұрын

@@benwitt3320it is

@evanmontague9456 3 жыл бұрын

Well this comment isn’t getting anymore likes. Thanks, this is my record for most likes on a comment. Have a good day

@daypersson8277 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that the music can be heard muffled outside implies that he is generating the music and that thought scares me more than his words ever will.

@StitchSprites 2 жыл бұрын

Or the music is on some stereo inside too

@terynnedubs 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO PLS-

@archivelibrarian6818 2 жыл бұрын

or, like, just putting it out there maybe the music is coming from LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE inside the building? i dunno. maybe thats a stretch

@Pokemaster-wg9gx 2 жыл бұрын

He just fucking carries a stereo or a boombox for this specific purpose and moment

@mp7950 2 жыл бұрын

@@archivelibrarian6818 No.