I’m not a witch, I’m just a girl!

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Stanzi

Stanzi

Жыл бұрын

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@SofandroachYT
@SofandroachYT Жыл бұрын
She literally became a people pleaser in the most sarcastic way possible
@a.munroe
@a.munroe 10 ай бұрын
This is the way.
@MaryAX
@MaryAX 9 ай бұрын
The only way to do it. 😂
@riverstein7251
@riverstein7251 Жыл бұрын
Given all it took to be accused of witchcraft was to be “an improper lady,” playing into female stereotypes is a genius move 💀
@berriexcream
@berriexcream Жыл бұрын
Fr like “Me? Read? No sir I’m just a stupid little lady. I must go make dinner now.”
@Rainbow_Neos1
@Rainbow_Neos1 Жыл бұрын
Except the issue was that anyone accused by a man or child was burned without question. Because "why would anyone lie about such a thing? And if they did, it's better to burn what could be a witch and risk killing an innocent than letting a potential witch roam free." Salem truly was history's mark reminding us how hefty just an accusation is. Yet we seen to forget it. It was also a time filled with "I'll let 10 innocents die if it means all witches die" Which we learned from and now most people agree with I'd rather let 10 criminals walk away than condemn an innocent man.
@tnk4me4
@tnk4me4 Жыл бұрын
@@Rainbow_Neos1 unless the Spanish inquisition was in town. They were literally made to stop stuff like that
@alexdelaloire8739
@alexdelaloire8739 Жыл бұрын
In Queen Charlotte, when the Princess Dowager said "I don't remember names, I'm female" just yo protect her power and the men wete like "Ah yes, makes sense" I lost it😂😂😂
@amandasunshine2
@amandasunshine2 Жыл бұрын
"Honestly what would I even do with a book, have a baby on it" 😂
@ciaraotero8907
@ciaraotero8907 Жыл бұрын
the guy who’s nodding when she says she can’t read like “yes of course” actually sent me
@Nat-eb4lw
@Nat-eb4lw Жыл бұрын
Yes and also how soft his voice goes talking to her in embarassement for the confusion. Lol
@Fluffadoodle
@Fluffadoodle 10 ай бұрын
@@Nat-eb4lw enjoy your 69
@Yoimiya_Lover29
@Yoimiya_Lover29 10 ай бұрын
​@Fluffadoodle Yea I ruined it 😘
@TulipsLovely334
@TulipsLovely334 9 ай бұрын
​@@Yoimiya_Lover29😢😢😢
@MaryAX
@MaryAX 9 ай бұрын
Podcasts in 1684 😂
@Nat-eb4lw
@Nat-eb4lw Жыл бұрын
"Don't start with me." and the intonation and facial expression Stanzi used were the cherry on top.
@frangolles
@frangolles 9 ай бұрын
How in the name of God you have so many likes but not one comment?
@oniondust
@oniondust 7 ай бұрын
Is she Joanne
@killugonkillugon7270
@killugonkillugon7270 6 ай бұрын
@@frangollesBecause it’s not a comment needing a response.
@frangolles
@frangolles 6 ай бұрын
@@killugonkillugon7270 well good point, but still there's people who respond regardless, such as myself
@efgdelcatty
@efgdelcatty Жыл бұрын
Honestly, imagine a sequel to this where they confront medieval omegaverse enjoyers
@Jade-bt3xc
@Jade-bt3xc Жыл бұрын
Absolutely 👀👀👀
@AlienGhostii
@AlienGhostii Жыл бұрын
Y E S
@SimplyTrulyNothing
@SimplyTrulyNothing Жыл бұрын
I need this
@ArticPeril
@ArticPeril Жыл бұрын
​@@AlienGhostii I'm dying your comment gets translated to FORKS 😂😂
@karishadkit27
@karishadkit27 Жыл бұрын
Jesus, *YES PLEASE!*
@gettheegonefrommygatethouj6070
@gettheegonefrommygatethouj6070 Жыл бұрын
Ask not what you can do for misogyny but what misogyny can do for you
@ardenalexa94
@ardenalexa94 Жыл бұрын
😂
@jackduane5555
@jackduane5555 Жыл бұрын
It's not misogyny to point out that men dominate the vast majority of human endeavours
@ardenalexa94
@ardenalexa94 Жыл бұрын
@@jackduane5555 what are you saying? The video is talking about how women were usually the ones accused of witchcraft. You feel smart then? A witch. You were too pretty? A witch. I could go on and on about that but then this would be a two page long comment.
@lieutenantlobster6395
@lieutenantlobster6395 Жыл бұрын
@@jackduane5555and it's not misandrist to point out that men commit 98% of all rape
@jackduane5555
@jackduane5555 Жыл бұрын
@@lieutenantlobster6395 of course not. And not just rape, but all violent crime. Men are more violent than women in general. Which makes perfect sense given that men are far more capable of delivering violence than women. But men are also far more commonly victimised by violent crime than women
@Plan__Z
@Plan__Z Жыл бұрын
“What would I even do with a book? Like have a baby on it?” 💀😭
@siddoesntknowyou
@siddoesntknowyou 10 ай бұрын
BAHAHAH
@ASIFBRAH
@ASIFBRAH 9 ай бұрын
Have my period on 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@-Raiden_shotgun-
@-Raiden_shotgun- 9 ай бұрын
Cook with it?🤔 (Little side note that genshin impact fans will get) Oh wait i can't cook- ei
@ASIFBRAH
@ASIFBRAH 9 ай бұрын
@@-Raiden_shotgun- I get it :D
@NbLumineIzHere
@NbLumineIzHere 9 ай бұрын
@@-Raiden_shotgun- raiden?! what r u doing here?
@myravangeneugden3472
@myravangeneugden3472 Жыл бұрын
Using sexism against the sexist people is the best but also alot of patience.
@bwingbwinggwiyomi
@bwingbwinggwiyomi Жыл бұрын
those witch accusers would be so alarmed and overwhelmed by the girl bosses of today lmao
@OpalLeigh
@OpalLeigh Жыл бұрын
I want them to take on Karen’s 😈they would ask to speak to their manager… which I guess is God?
@joaovmlsilva3509
@joaovmlsilva3509 Жыл бұрын
​@@OpalLeigh the pastor with 35 sexual harassment accusations.
@OpalLeigh
@OpalLeigh Жыл бұрын
@@joaovmlsilva3509 Oh ew never mind then maybe we should all follow Satan 🤷🏻‍♀️
@Gwyllgi
@Gwyllgi Жыл бұрын
​@@OpalLeigh ​ And unfortunately God is too busy tandem torturing Carolyn Bryant with the devil to talk to them.
@voopytimes
@voopytimes Жыл бұрын
I did not expect to see Taeyong's face here. I have nothing to add, just wanted to say nice taste in men
@jordanwatkins5234
@jordanwatkins5234 Жыл бұрын
“Not bad for a woman” DONT start with me. Has me dying
@user-qq4kw1ht4r
@user-qq4kw1ht4r 3 ай бұрын
The Dark Lord got nothing on her.
@We_love_rice
@We_love_rice 3 ай бұрын
I changed from 7,8k to 7,9k
@Senorita_7651
@Senorita_7651 2 ай бұрын
I don't get it What does she mean by "don't start with me"
@Ichijo-ot7om
@Ichijo-ot7om 2 ай бұрын
@Senorita_7651 ?! Your mom's never said that? Any female you've know has NEVER SAID THAT?!
@svenjar5994
@svenjar5994 2 ай бұрын
​@@Ichijo-ot7om Maybe they are no native speaker 🙄 how can you expect everyone to know sayings in english? Or maybe the person grew up in a country where expressions differ from where you live? I have also never before (consciously) heard this expression, as I have not spent a lot of time in english speaking countries. Does this make me dumb person, although I understand about 5 more languages?
@Vanceeeey
@Vanceeeey Жыл бұрын
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, worship the dark lord. Slay queen 🔥
@omlg2021
@omlg2021 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@That_one_lonely_kid
@That_one_lonely_kid 10 ай бұрын
yasss💅✨️
@user-dw5pp7ch5s
@user-dw5pp7ch5s 10 ай бұрын
I agree
@r3d2gr33n
@r3d2gr33n 10 ай бұрын
FR 🔥
@EmilyM-bw2qx
@EmilyM-bw2qx 10 ай бұрын
Goals fr
@hi.241
@hi.241 Жыл бұрын
Weaponized mysoginy, lead them ashtray with only their bias🔥🔥🔥
@taylorjade6918
@taylorjade6918 10 ай бұрын
🚬
@goofyrat2938
@goofyrat2938 10 ай бұрын
Ashtray 😭
@moonrocco
@moonrocco 10 ай бұрын
Ashtray 😭
@Iamhere829
@Iamhere829 9 ай бұрын
👏🏼 👏🏼 💯
@carelessdreamer
@carelessdreamer 9 ай бұрын
Funny typo in YT comments, 12 dead, 41 injured.
@Arrowatch
@Arrowatch Жыл бұрын
Witch Hunter: "You don't understand, women are just as capable as men." Town Mayor: "Someone just volunteered to get crushed by large stones."
@bwackbeedows3629
@bwackbeedows3629 Жыл бұрын
"Light...weight... baby" 🪨 🪨 🪨
@kayehutchinson4682
@kayehutchinson4682 Жыл бұрын
More weight!
@SugarandSarcasm
@SugarandSarcasm Жыл бұрын
🤣
@kuroinokitsune
@kuroinokitsune Жыл бұрын
That makes great plot for a fantasy fanfic gosh
@susannahcantrill177
@susannahcantrill177 Жыл бұрын
997 like!
@user-sarah110
@user-sarah110 Жыл бұрын
"My small girl brain that's filled with glitter and maternal instinct"?....
@xxwldnightxx2574
@xxwldnightxx2574 Жыл бұрын
man i wish my brain was full of glitter cause then I'd be dead
@beahgg
@beahgg Жыл бұрын
​@@xxwldnightxx2574🤝
@frogonthebikeheh
@frogonthebikeheh Жыл бұрын
​@@xxwldnightxx2574 😂😂😂
@decristal48
@decristal48 Жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@AnimateTheArts
@AnimateTheArts Жыл бұрын
​@@xxwldnightxx2574 same
@FantasyEscapism
@FantasyEscapism 7 ай бұрын
THE PLOT TWIST HAD ME and the fact that she used sexism to counteract sexism is genius
@thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138
@thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138 7 ай бұрын
It's a decent way to fight discrimination ✌️
@natalieglass486
@natalieglass486 Жыл бұрын
"fragile little baby birds like myself" i canttttt
@lotusinn3
@lotusinn3 Жыл бұрын
Serpent’s tongue, eh? We stan a bilingual queen.
@NotSoMuchFrankly
@NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын
No, We Stanzi a bilingual queen.
@ismailhussain4699
@ismailhussain4699 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂❤❤
@Thebobateaninja
@Thebobateaninja Жыл бұрын
We do
@FFKonoko
@FFKonoko Жыл бұрын
Serpents tongue? I learned that trick in college :p
@lotusinn3
@lotusinn3 Жыл бұрын
@@FFKonoko 😂
@emoarrrow
@emoarrrow Жыл бұрын
"Excellent work for a woman." That was the cherry on top. 😂❤️
@IDK-no7od
@IDK-no7od 4 күн бұрын
that line also implies that there are significantly more men than women in the witching business. so in reality, the humans are looking for the wrong gender of witch
@liolatte
@liolatte Жыл бұрын
the embodiment of “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss”
@Rosiethedreamer
@Rosiethedreamer Жыл бұрын
I need a series for this woman, desperately
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 8 ай бұрын
Same.
@PokeFan-ux9ps
@PokeFan-ux9ps Жыл бұрын
She used sexism to destroy sexism 😂
@NitMit_Crafts
@NitMit_Crafts Жыл бұрын
exactly ❤️❤️
@pheonixangel_
@pheonixangel_ Жыл бұрын
Sexists are real quiet right now 🤔😂
@Sp3pS
@Sp3pS Жыл бұрын
And then got complemented but with an undertone of sexism
@opal.starss
@opal.starss Жыл бұрын
Life hack
@jackduane5555
@jackduane5555 Жыл бұрын
It's not sexism to point out that men dominate the vast majority of human endeavours
@jojoro1918
@jojoro1918 Жыл бұрын
PLOT TWIST THIS IS JOANNE’S BACKSTORY
@NotSoMuchFrankly
@NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын
They do look alike.
@olyviagregg2778
@olyviagregg2778 Жыл бұрын
no bc that would be SO GOOD
@isabellaakl6794
@isabellaakl6794 Жыл бұрын
That would be so epic!
@urviiii28
@urviiii28 Жыл бұрын
can you tell more about who joanne is? i tried searching it up but google can't give me anything with only the first name😭 was she a witch or something??
@jojoro1918
@jojoro1918 Жыл бұрын
@@urviiii28 Joanne is a character that this creator created to be like the the secretary for Satan
@williame6455
@williame6455 Жыл бұрын
This made me think of the Tudor tv show when Katherine Parr saves herself by playing the "I'm just a weak stupid woman in need of a man protection and guidance" with Henry. This scene was so good at portraying her intelligence!
@BitesforNugget
@BitesforNugget 7 ай бұрын
*"Excellent work for a woman"* "Don't start with me."
@RainfallStudios
@RainfallStudios Жыл бұрын
“have my period on that” killed me
@louisquartersson4555
@louisquartersson4555 Жыл бұрын
Indeed my boy, may you rest in peace
@lolofthecentury1529
@lolofthecentury1529 Жыл бұрын
​@@louisquartersson4555 umm what
@louisquartersson4555
@louisquartersson4555 Жыл бұрын
@@lolofthecentury1529 What indeed.
@lolofthecentury1529
@lolofthecentury1529 Жыл бұрын
@@louisquartersson4555 ofc
@EbagsAdvocateAvokado
@EbagsAdvocateAvokado Жыл бұрын
It kinda sounds good as dinner, as a kid i used to chow down on paper
@anidiotsandwich1524
@anidiotsandwich1524 Жыл бұрын
I was lowkey expecting satan from the heaven and hell series to say slay girl when she contacted the dark lord
@Potatwa_chipzz
@Potatwa_chipzz Жыл бұрын
LMAO SAME
@msk-qp6fn
@msk-qp6fn Жыл бұрын
SAME THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME
@Sinkclap
@Sinkclap Жыл бұрын
It could still be her, just being ironic
@potato3959
@potato3959 Жыл бұрын
That would be cringe
@allisonhunter1063
@allisonhunter1063 Жыл бұрын
​@@potato3959 I'm guessing you're new here.
@JohnSmithIlIlIlIl
@JohnSmithIlIlIlIl Жыл бұрын
When a woman performs magic, it's called witchcraft. When a man performs magic, it's called a miracle.
@Wofshipper
@Wofshipper 9 ай бұрын
Sexism was very common back in the older days
@Screech911
@Screech911 9 ай бұрын
It was horrible was women back then, and still is pretty bad.
@101k_with_no_video
@101k_with_no_video 9 ай бұрын
wasn't it known that men could do witchcraft too? women however were accused more because "the devil is a man"
@godnyx117
@godnyx117 9 ай бұрын
Or an invention.
@dylancomic9088
@dylancomic9088 9 ай бұрын
Its not witchcraft is you say it is a miracle before they say it is witchcraft
@adrianarobinson8150
@adrianarobinson8150 Жыл бұрын
I’m telling my kids that this is the live adaptation of The Crucible.
@zoruasnivy
@zoruasnivy 5 ай бұрын
For real though 💀💀💀
@aviziii
@aviziii Жыл бұрын
As a woman, I can confirm that I am in fact filled with glitter and maternal instinct.
@Nayeons-Star
@Nayeons-Star Жыл бұрын
788 likes and no reply? Let me change that while eating a apple
@alanchalmers7844
@alanchalmers7844 Жыл бұрын
994 likes and only 1 reply? Let me change that while eating an orange
@Nayeons-Star
@Nayeons-Star Жыл бұрын
998 likes and only 2 replys? Let me change that while eating a banana
@EbagsAdvocateAvokado
@EbagsAdvocateAvokado Жыл бұрын
Definitely no withcraft
@komiichu01
@komiichu01 Жыл бұрын
1.4K likes and only 4 replies? Let me change that while eating a mango
@datdragonboi9354
@datdragonboi9354 Жыл бұрын
I will unironically start using “She speaks with a serpents tongue” with my friends now so thanks stanzi
@deehydrated
@deehydrated Жыл бұрын
Honestly it sounds like a quote already but it’s just her own 😂
@idkwhattotype1238
@idkwhattotype1238 Жыл бұрын
​@@hamsapiens yea they're young for not being over 2000 years old /s
@shichigatsu13
@shichigatsu13 Жыл бұрын
The ending 😂
@datdragonboi9354
@datdragonboi9354 Жыл бұрын
@@hamsapiens nah I know it’s a saying I just have never heard it used in a conversation so I didn’t know how much of a killer line it was
@datdragonboi9354
@datdragonboi9354 Жыл бұрын
@Ville you’re actually so funny
@user-vc3hz3lg3l
@user-vc3hz3lg3l 2 ай бұрын
"Glitter and... maternal instinct?" IM DYING
@Crystalfairy1235
@Crystalfairy1235 9 ай бұрын
Her: “make a dinner with it” Cook books: “am I a joke to you”
@theroadrunner6880
@theroadrunner6880 Жыл бұрын
Reason why there's so few women serial killers documented: our tiny girl brains threw off the scent for the hounds.
@laisphinto6372
@laisphinto6372 Жыл бұрын
more like you are better in hiding it and of course you have simps to do the dirty work
@theroadrunner6880
@theroadrunner6880 Жыл бұрын
@@laisphinto6372 no our tiny girl brains couldn't handle that. Wdym?
@pan8086
@pan8086 Жыл бұрын
​@@laisphinto6372 wdym?? You think a woman is even capable of killing? How harsh 😲😖 you hurt our little fragile heart with those words 💔 like can woman even hold a table?! How can they kill 😔?
@imalwaysbored6552
@imalwaysbored6552 Жыл бұрын
more like women are too weak to commit as much murder
@leroyj62
@leroyj62 Жыл бұрын
Nah its because they all get caught the first time. You need multiple for it to be serial
@stracciatellamango.porfavor
@stracciatellamango.porfavor Жыл бұрын
Not her pulling a uno reverse on sexism lol
@toridrawz
@toridrawz Жыл бұрын
Playing dumb strategically is my new favorite hobby
@AdriansArt
@AdriansArt 7 ай бұрын
I've done it once to escape a big problem over a dress code & it worked so well omg
@Swisscheese1019
@Swisscheese1019 Жыл бұрын
As a witch from the. 1600s- 1800s I can confirm that this is very relatable
@bluebeka2458
@bluebeka2458 Жыл бұрын
So tell me, is any better in this erra than back then?
@Swisscheese1019
@Swisscheese1019 Жыл бұрын
@@bluebeka2458 no😾
@ciarameehanbravo7690
@ciarameehanbravo7690 Жыл бұрын
Hi May i give you a hug , and a cuppa of tea while we chat ?
@Violet_Jedi_Sylveon
@Violet_Jedi_Sylveon Жыл бұрын
so glad you got through all that witch hunting stuff, how's life as a witch in the 2020s?
@LifeInPink999
@LifeInPink999 Жыл бұрын
The only “witches” that survived the witch hunt were the actual real witches.
@cereal.kill3r
@cereal.kill3r Жыл бұрын
she just gaslighted them more than my parents gaslighted me 🫢
@nomasan
@nomasan Жыл бұрын
Some part in my brain wants to be funny by making a "haha gaslighting" joke... but I know that's just the tiredness speaking.. honestly I just feel sorry...
@cereal.kill3r
@cereal.kill3r Жыл бұрын
@@nomasan i’m good, worse has happened 🤷🏾‍♀️ no need to feel sorry 👍🏾
@MisstressMourtisha
@MisstressMourtisha Жыл бұрын
lol that was great
@planimal1999
@planimal1999 Жыл бұрын
Parents gaslight and act like they didn't do it
@cereal.kill3r
@cereal.kill3r Жыл бұрын
@@planimal1999 right? like wtf 😐
@slenderslayer8203
@slenderslayer8203 10 ай бұрын
The funniest/darkest thing about witches is if you look into what they believed witches could do. You realize if they were real. There was realistically nothing a normal person could do against them.
@KarimaLux
@KarimaLux 3 ай бұрын
They're reall and yes they're powerful
@slenderslayer8203
@slenderslayer8203 3 ай бұрын
@@KarimaLux yeah, no, not really
@KarimaLux
@KarimaLux 3 ай бұрын
@@slenderslayer8203 brother if you don't believe me go to African countries like Morocco, Nigeria, Algeria, Egypt, and I'm talking about black magic, white magic, voodoo magic
@slenderslayer8203
@slenderslayer8203 3 ай бұрын
@@KarimaLux I have, and I have even seen supposed black magic and its effects. It's always something that can easily be explained by natural means and coincidence. None of it actually works the way people claim it does. They just take credit for things like nightmares and peanut allergies. Scaring people into believing them without anything actually happening.
@popejaimie
@popejaimie 2 ай бұрын
​@@KarimaLux well can they start fixing climate change already, I thought witches loved the earth and stuff, what are they doin
@Clairecheers14
@Clairecheers14 11 ай бұрын
“Fragile little baby birds like myself” 😭😭😭
@TakeThyBeak
@TakeThyBeak Жыл бұрын
Serpent's tongue?? No, I have a human tongue, good sir...
@jace_d
@jace_d Жыл бұрын
A girl* tongue
@Stayville_Clown
@Stayville_Clown Жыл бұрын
Isn’t that like Latin for snake? I imagine it like Parsel mouth, the ability to speak to/with snakes (Harry potter)
@Elleigh_riddle
@Elleigh_riddle Жыл бұрын
That is what i was thinking
@arsonisfine
@arsonisfine Жыл бұрын
The fact the dark lord is also satan who had a rager over carolyn Brian’s death last week is so funny to me, I bet this woman was Joanne before her career in hell
@ofeliamastrolena8010
@ofeliamastrolena8010 Жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@BTSARMY-el6to
@BTSARMY-el6to 3 ай бұрын
"you dare to use my own spells against me potter" She basically did a uno reverse on him 😂
@closertodespair
@closertodespair Жыл бұрын
“thats full of glitter and … maternal instinct?” IM WHEEZING GASPING
@alexcrazy1492
@alexcrazy1492 Жыл бұрын
“ I used the sexism to destroy the sexism”
@desvexel840
@desvexel840 Жыл бұрын
It's ironic that the one trying to get her killed is less of a womanizer than the man who believes that she can't possibly be a witch cause she is "so frail and dumb" 😅
@maimee1
@maimee1 Жыл бұрын
"womanizer" 🤨 I feel like that's not the correct choice of words
@petrichorbones
@petrichorbones Жыл бұрын
​@@maimee1yeah i think they meant misogynist lol
@unknown_8588
@unknown_8588 Жыл бұрын
Doesn’t womanizer refer to ppl who easily attract women
@rackellamidnight4735
@rackellamidnight4735 Жыл бұрын
As a long-lived woman, I can confirm that this is exactly what we did so that we didn’t get burned at the stake. And yes, the devil is very sarcastic.
@oliviadavis3638
@oliviadavis3638 Жыл бұрын
“Full of glitter and maternal instinct…” 😂
@unovasfinest2623
@unovasfinest2623 Жыл бұрын
Serpent's tongue? Sheesh I WISH 😫
@randomcdude4430
@randomcdude4430 Жыл бұрын
Your girlfriend wishes...
@unovasfinest2623
@unovasfinest2623 Жыл бұрын
@@randomcdude4430 jokes on you. i only date men cause girls are dumb and icky, just like this video says 🗿
@chanchingyau9486
@chanchingyau9486 Жыл бұрын
Hail the Heir of slytherin
@lgraves3727
@lgraves3727 Жыл бұрын
As a lesbian I would kill to have a tongue like that 💀💀
@d_1044
@d_1044 Жыл бұрын
Misogyny hurts itself in its confusion!
@jackduane5555
@jackduane5555 Жыл бұрын
It's not misogyny to point out that men dominate the vast majority of human endeavours though
@normalman1035
@normalman1035 Жыл бұрын
​@@jackduane5555u stoopid
@SchwarzesSchweigen
@SchwarzesSchweigen 2 ай бұрын
It is very effective!
@user-nd7yu7lt6u
@user-nd7yu7lt6u 9 ай бұрын
Omg imagine if this was Joanne's origin story that would be so cool😂
@GreenTea0.0
@GreenTea0.0 Жыл бұрын
I had to do a final project in my ELA class I could choose satire, mock or mourning and I chose satire. I discussed the fact that period products weren’t free and brought up all of the most elaborate and crazy ways to find free “menstrual products” and to summarize it because the guys here may get a little uncomfortable here☺️; I talked about using blood moss, a cork and raw cotton (yes with the stick still intact) I got an A on it
@theeskrungly
@theeskrungly Жыл бұрын
Me gaslighting my aunt after she found my tarot cards and crystal collection:
@puredragon28
@puredragon28 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a party. No seriously though I'm picturing 😂 like a opera/ novela( extremely dramatic mexican drama tv show).
@mx_potatohead1326
@mx_potatohead1326 Жыл бұрын
Mood
@NotSoMuchFrankly
@NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын
@@puredragon28 Dum-dum daaaah!
@Brooke_Corbyn
@Brooke_Corbyn Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@clarehidalgo
@clarehidalgo Жыл бұрын
"I'm just really into Geology" which is in fact my reason for being into minerals in their crystal form
@Owain9797
@Owain9797 Жыл бұрын
Joanne origin story?
@quinnpuga
@quinnpuga Жыл бұрын
Yes it should be
@naymeequillo
@naymeequillo Жыл бұрын
WE NEED THIS TO BE CANON
@anidiotsandwich1524
@anidiotsandwich1524 Жыл бұрын
Judging by “excellent work for a woman” that’d mean this was before satan became girlypop
@elizawoods7819
@elizawoods7819 Жыл бұрын
​@@naymeequillo IMMEDIATELY 👏🏾
@ozzie_theotter
@ozzie_theotter Жыл бұрын
Oh my god you genius
@Charl0tt3_69
@Charl0tt3_69 7 ай бұрын
gaslight gatekeep ✨girlboss✨
@NameyMcNamington
@NameyMcNamington Жыл бұрын
I’m distracted by your amazing nails 😂 perfection 👌
@lillyplaysguitar
@lillyplaysguitar Жыл бұрын
my little girl brain, just filled to the brim with glitter and maternal instinct 😌
@melaninmonroe007
@melaninmonroe007 Жыл бұрын
And period blood. Lots and lots of period blood.
@Literallygwenstacy
@Literallygwenstacy Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the three main pillars of a woman’s life: Have a baby on a book Cook on a book And have her period on a book
@KasperHatesLife
@KasperHatesLife Жыл бұрын
Book tampons-
@OpalLeigh
@OpalLeigh Жыл бұрын
We could also nag the book? I think that’s a thing we’re supposed to do 😂
@BettyAlexandriaPride
@BettyAlexandriaPride Жыл бұрын
I'm the third one right now. 🙃
@andie_jitters1923
@andie_jitters1923 Жыл бұрын
Not cook ON the book...you cook THE BOOK ITSELF....😈😈😈
@ohnono3408
@ohnono3408 Жыл бұрын
Mother maiden and crone
@lucylillypad1512
@lucylillypad1512 Жыл бұрын
This young woman is awesome!
@SleepyShep37
@SleepyShep37 5 ай бұрын
Valley girl sarcasm gives me energy for the day 😂
@FunkyVibin
@FunkyVibin Жыл бұрын
Oh my god, 10/10 content would watch again
@NotSoMuchFrankly
@NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын
You can!
@Alphetawoofious
@Alphetawoofious Жыл бұрын
did watch again^100
@c4binet_m4n
@c4binet_m4n Жыл бұрын
how to gaslight a misogynist 101
@FreePalestineF-Israel
@FreePalestineF-Israel Жыл бұрын
Where a misogynist?
@hellohowareyou8396
@hellohowareyou8396 Жыл бұрын
​@@FreePalestineF-Israel dislike of women mostly
@FreePalestineF-Israel
@FreePalestineF-Israel Жыл бұрын
@@hellohowareyou8396 so gay Men misogynist?
@PopplioPowers
@PopplioPowers Жыл бұрын
@@FreePalestineF-Israel that’s not how it works :/
@hellohowareyou8396
@hellohowareyou8396 Жыл бұрын
@@FreePalestineF-Israel I wouldn't say gay men are misogynist to women, it's just they don't _like_ women because they like.. well. Men. I guess there could be misogynist gay men though, I don't know. (I will give you a google search answer) misogyny, hatred or prejudice against women, typically exhibited by men dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women. As google says. I hope that was a good explanation, I also hope you have a good day
@user-mu8yl8gk4s
@user-mu8yl8gk4s Жыл бұрын
U can hear her laugh when she said “period on it”
@Victoria-cc4cl
@Victoria-cc4cl 7 күн бұрын
She plays every character so well
@haileybalmer9722
@haileybalmer9722 Жыл бұрын
That's even better than what Tituba did. She knew there was no way they were letting her off the hook, so she got on the stand and basically said "yep, everyone I hate in this room is a witch, I saw it with my witch eyes. Now stop asking me questions, I went suddenly and mysteriously blind up here."
@_Rere._.
@_Rere._. Жыл бұрын
I was searching for the crucible comments and I’m so glad I found one!! What did you think of the crucible?
@-moonlight-5420
@-moonlight-5420 Жыл бұрын
She was so good at acting that my dumb a$$ was actually convinced-
@NotSoMuchFrankly
@NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын
What acting? This is actual footage of a real event from the 17th century.
@negate4828
@negate4828 Жыл бұрын
if you ever read the play this is how they unironically acted
@NotSoMuchFrankly
@NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын
@@negate4828 Yes, but the play was based on this irl documentary.
@y3m1sada
@y3m1sada 3 ай бұрын
Proctor: "She's lying, your honor!" Abigail: "God. Glitter. Maternal instinct."
@mayleespann4552
@mayleespann4552 3 ай бұрын
Okay but can I just say maternal instinct is one heck of a superpower
@lookbackstardust
@lookbackstardust Жыл бұрын
off topic but your skin and makeup have been absolutely flawless lately
@dysmissme7343
@dysmissme7343 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@EterPuralis
@EterPuralis Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised she admitted she knew what serpents tongue meant, tbh. That's advanced vocabulary!
@reyisdumb.
@reyisdumb. Жыл бұрын
gaslight, deny accusations of witchcraft, girlboss
@mamajoe4965
@mamajoe4965 Жыл бұрын
fr, slay 😔
@The_SleepyCat
@The_SleepyCat Жыл бұрын
Niblets.
@PequenoGiant
@PequenoGiant Жыл бұрын
Whatever it takes
@andie_jitters1923
@andie_jitters1923 Жыл бұрын
Wtf is niblits???😂😂😂😂
@The_SleepyCat
@The_SleepyCat Жыл бұрын
​@@andie_jitters1923 it's NIBLETS not "Niblits"
@Passion84GodAlways
@Passion84GodAlways 2 ай бұрын
Her nails are GORGEOUS! 💅🏻
@rochellespinale
@rochellespinale 4 ай бұрын
"Fragile little baby birds like myself" 😂😂😂
@rene_reneando
@rene_reneando Жыл бұрын
This is Joanne before becoming Satan's assistant, and this is my headcannon
@casbot71
@casbot71 Жыл бұрын
And the irony being that she was accused of Witchcraft for having _glitter_ back in the 17th century.
@bungakrst
@bungakrst 7 ай бұрын
this is probably my favorite skit from you 😂
@empressofdragons18
@empressofdragons18 Жыл бұрын
“don’t start with me” 😂
@averylarmour3429
@averylarmour3429 Жыл бұрын
It's giving Princess Augusta in the Queen Charlotte show forgetting the doctor's name and going "I do not remember names. I am female." as an excuse 😂 Love this skit!
@monkey_says_hi
@monkey_says_hi Жыл бұрын
We love a gaslight gatekeeper girl boss who works for the devil 😍😘✨✨✨
@___.______.______.______._____
@___.______.______.______._____ 11 ай бұрын
So basically being a pick me girl was the key to surviving the Salem witch trials
@Rymthe
@Rymthe Жыл бұрын
the fits are so amazing
@Lilyium
@Lilyium Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: She's a gen z time traveller.
@creeperchan8504
@creeperchan8504 Жыл бұрын
As a girl, I can confirm my brain is made out of glitter and maternal instinct.
@empressvibes7
@empressvibes7 10 ай бұрын
For men it's just ADHD 😂😂😂
@gmacook8095
@gmacook8095 Жыл бұрын
“Don’t start with me” got me rolling on the floor
@carlciulla6546
@carlciulla6546 Жыл бұрын
PLEASE make this Joanne’s backstory and show how she went to hell after she was burned and became satans secretary!!!!! Omg please please please
@candocara
@candocara Жыл бұрын
The dripping sarcasm is amazing 😂
@thottusthottusxoxo
@thottusthottusxoxo Жыл бұрын
Crazy how they thought so little of us yet all the things witches did were what we “couldn’t do” 😭😭 I am baffled
@Kat_dragon
@Kat_dragon 10 ай бұрын
It’s sad that they used to think girls are witches because they can read
@watching7721
@watching7721 9 ай бұрын
If anything, it was the opposite. You were often executed if you couldn't read, and thus couldn't quote the Bible
@Kat_dragon
@Kat_dragon 9 ай бұрын
@@watching7721 oh, thanks
@tzaph67
@tzaph67 Жыл бұрын
So love this…I’m just speechless, she’s a genius (in a small brained sparkly way, drenched with material instinct!)
@BJCMXY
@BJCMXY Жыл бұрын
"Don't start with me" A delightful line
@puertoricanlove9
@puertoricanlove9 11 ай бұрын
I LOVE your nails
@dylatron4533
@dylatron4533 5 ай бұрын
This takes “Playing Dumb” to a whole different level.
@StarBurned
@StarBurned Жыл бұрын
As a girl, I can confirm, books are very good for making dinner. How else do we consume knowledge?
@Gamma2Dragonballheroes
@Gamma2Dragonballheroes Жыл бұрын
​@Ville_x fragile small peepee masculinity 😊
@user-hl6no1wv8u
@user-hl6no1wv8u Жыл бұрын
​@Ville_xsaid the bozo with galaxy pfp no personality, no hos
@angelsdontkill113
@angelsdontkill113 11 ай бұрын
@SusNation90rope incel it’s over
@deleted_handle
@deleted_handle Жыл бұрын
She's just a Woman In Total Control of Herself.
@lesbathmia
@lesbathmia 3 ай бұрын
i'm telling my kids this is the crucible
@coolmamatrap9024
@coolmamatrap9024 Жыл бұрын
I need a series on this❤
@saijeetdogra9360
@saijeetdogra9360 Жыл бұрын
Excellent work for a woman he says, because his standards for them are actually much higher.
@da3n3ra__
@da3n3ra__ Жыл бұрын
“I’m not a witch, I’m just a girl!” 😭🙏
@HopeSimiskey
@HopeSimiskey Жыл бұрын
I love your videos!
@MarcelsTrance
@MarcelsTrance 8 ай бұрын
Me remembering the fact that even when women were proved that there are not a witch they still get killed
@crazycatchick4111
@crazycatchick4111 Жыл бұрын
That last *"Don't start with me😑"* to 👹 had me cackling 😹
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