Or roisin looks like miss piggy

thatguy11 ano right I thought that

Its absurd how incredibly like egg that Bill Bailey looks

thatguy11 Top 10 weirdest comments if taken out of context

@@kraygarde.7325 It's absurd how incredibly like an egg you are 🤫🤕🤪

Microcosm of the whole show

"I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" seems real different now

@@adamhodges8022 did something happen?

@@jotacerezo9963 Sean passed away

What is snog/marry/kill? What was she talking about?

That cold side of the bed one was so good though

On the plus side susie and rachel want him. A fair trade i say.

Joe h as a brother i suppose

Susie probably does not care that much about any of them, but it's always seemed fairly obvious to me that Rachel has the hots for Jon... and I don't blame her. Jimmy, on the other hand, I would not touch with a ten foot pole.

Iulia G. Lol! I highly doubt rachel has hots on jon. I would say it is pity. Also rachel is like one of the most beautiful woman i have seen. Rachel and susan are out their league

Samuel Khasin that guy is Joey Essex innit

3:15

He’s right though. 100% correct 👍

@@brentmeistergeneral6074 yes, 100% right, he is indeed called Joey Essex ;P

RagnarisFellhanded was that for me?

sn0ー I don't get it

It is alluding to Greg Davies height. Implying that he is so big he could be mistaken for a 'Kaiju' Japanese for 'strange beast' they are often large and destructive beasts such as Mothra or Godzilla

Rhona Young Basically they're saying he's Godzilla

I see we read this same comics . Feathers is a cool dude

Me too, lost a lot of good people that day...

Read that in his soothing voice. He'd make a great supervillain: " I think you're dead bond." *Strokes a cat with rabies and throws it at Bond*

Best line fo sho

felt like it was a Star Trek TOS reference. "He's dead Jim"

And Jon gets two snogs but no bride!

I mean, Jon is very snog-able

ITubaUTuba Thanks for the reply. However, I should not operate heavy machinery now.

marrydruli no, you're too busy gracing the meadows of heaven... I was trying to imply that you look like an angel but damn this sounds creepy AND sneery at the same time...

Milind Yup

marrydruli ohh roasted. Fuck off.

cjas 1102 ohh not quite.

I'm not sure "adorable" is the word other -perverts- commenters have used to describe it.

Lol. That joke finally makes sense. Thought he said something about "Bat's Day" and didn't get it at all.

🍆

Her face quickly deteriorated from joy to shocked to offended. I was crying. XD

The joke was aimed at here. ;-) She has a math degree.

No, they're written _with_ Jimmy. Jimmy is a brilliant writer, but he co-writes that stuff with a few other people, people who are listed in the credits. You see their names on stuff like WILTY too, at least back when WILTY had swearing in it.

Joe, what makes you say that?

Franky Boyle started out as a writer for jimmy

it's true. ask anyone that works on these programs.

The Sprawl Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd cancel last

Nothing wrong with a girl collecting pet rocks. She just needs to sort them by carats

sge1Andy where are you when england come

9:36 Nah, it says "He's holding my family hostage."

Bill Boiley egg some might say

Could you explain that joke to me? I don't get it. 😅

It's ok, as long as the train you're on isn't traveling through Tokyo.

majooismajor -- LOL. Good one.

Gotta be my favourite joke from the show

If you want witty, listen to british comedy. If you want to be degraded in the most brutal way possible, enrol at an australian primary school.

I don't get the joke

@@horror_punk480 He's implying that Greg is like Godzilla

Actually, Rob brightens up everything with his smile. Then Suzie dims it all down with her talking.

Considering how white his teeth are, I doubt it would darken it.

@@davecrupel2817 I think the joke is that his teeth are so big they block out any light

Daniel Cannata don’t you dare diss Susie. She’s a gem

considering how white his teeth are I'm suprised she hasn't tried to get him band of twitter race baiting snitch

Abdurrahmanshabir Shabir 7. 889

Just as harsh as your grammar.

I know XD

He deserves it

Abdurrahmanshabir Shabir, please at least say "are"

called british humour haha

You can't crush the spirit of people who have no spirit :)

Well British humour sucks ma sir

How does it suck?

I am offendeddedddd!

I'm not British and I have no clue what they're on about.

@@supermarc its a game...who would you snog (kiss), marry or kill?

David Mitchell completing the most pedantic explanation of 'And this is why you were incorrect to say I'm being pedantic' to happen on tv..... and still gets Jimmy to admit defeat. 🏆

It's been rumor for years that Rachel has a thing for Jon. They both married now, but it persists. I'd ship it.

Check out the regular 8 out of 10 cats from around 2010 to see why.

Habanosify she’s such a gem

That my darlings is called, Superior Genetics.

@@RIXRADvidz rather superior genes

@@imaxus1128 rather superior cosmetics

She ruins this program she can’t have a laugh to save her life miserable cow they should replace her with someone else

hehe, he got like 15 IQ points

He isnt wrong

Pretty sure he was going alone with the joke.

Yeah, he was completely alone on that one

You know he's joking right?

“Cowhnah”

She celebrates maths day

Aizya OH MY GOD HE DOES

Great shout

Wait Bob Mortimer?? he looks nothing like him

I’ve said this for ages!! Finally someone sees it!!

Only difference is Bob is older and doesn’t get to ram Cheryl Cole

Yes, they are. Hands down. 😊

Nah were just dicks who rip into each other

Pro noob couldn’t have said it any better myslef

@@neighbourhoodcircus Haha Cheers👌

It’s dead

Just say you want to be in her, covers both bases

The snog/marry/kill bit, everybody's facial expressions are absolutely precious. Jon's smug look, Sean's "I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" grin, and Rachel going beet red.

@@elizabethmorris4677 You stole that exact comment from someone else.

rodrigez gozalo I don't think many people will get that joke so I respect you for making an underrated joke.

Amy Baker You never go toe to toe with David Mitchell

Tame Naken You won't win with him!

But Jimmy was right! Mitchell just bullshitted his way thru a comeback.

The Sprawl I mean he didn’t though did he

Tame Naken 'Fraid he did.

Juan Garces i didnt get the joke

Kshitiz Maurya Jimmy said that World Maths Day is celebrated the sixth of March by no-one. Rachel, who is a mathematician in addition to being on Countdown, had a look of shock. I celebrate the 6th of March but because it's my birthday...

Juan Garces the best jokes are always the ones you have to explain. I did get it

Happy birthday for tomorrow!

Gaiden Shinji That relies on the belief that I was worked up to begin with

Calvin Hobbes Rhod has no inside voice

Jimmy's jokes on EVERYONe are always harsh :)

half of the stuff rhod does is about wales though, he even does the visit wales adverts

Have you seen Wales? After being here 15 years, i understand the harshness

charlotte parker give up wales is beautiful! Some shitty places but everywhere has them.

Edurne Ace I didn’t get that one

CaptainSeargent it's because he's very tall, and in monster films huge creatures often attack big cities. They're implying he'd be like a Welsh Godzilla xD

Edurne Ace ahahahahah brilliant

Sairi Ss I found it way too funny

Lee Mack did a joke of it, when Jimmy Carr was putting his biography in a shredder

Yup on 8out of 10 cats. Google that and tax

Yeh

Bunny Bustard that’s the wrong conclusion but sure The welsh don’t fuck their cousins, that’s a job for the Irish

Everywhere that isn’t the south of England (excluding Cornwall) is considered the Alabama of the U.K.

@@chriswyatt9869 Those Cornish types are mental, though. Insane West Country folk

No Norfolk is the alabama of the UK

Oh she is gorgeous !

Everyone

Pleasant to look at - wouldn't say stunning - and rather boring.

26? Ah, that was the year Roger Federer became ITF junior World Champion and started his professional career.

Vulcan

@@mikehunt4830 missed the o, thanks. Fixed it.

Why throw it when it's so preeeciooooussssss

Sean Kratovil-Lavelle *Deeply*

You people make me sick. :)

The fact that it's 2018 and people still say "you make me sick" makes me sick

You should be ashamed of yourself making jokes like that. This is a KZfaq comments' section for god's sake, have some respect.

The Sprawl I'm sorry you lost me at "This is a youtube comment section for god's sake"