Jimmy Carr's SAVAGE Joke For Nish Kumar | Insults Pt. 7

Jimmy Carr's SAVAGE Joke For Nish Kumar | Insults Pt. 7 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

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@Channel4Entertainment 5 жыл бұрын

What was YOUR favourite insult?! Watch the FULL series on All 4: goo.gl/dX8j9P

@derekpink 5 жыл бұрын

The “poverty and crime” joke.

@CatsAreRubbish 5 жыл бұрын

I would rather staple my ball bag to my ring-piece than watch anything on All 4.

@rowredround7206 5 жыл бұрын

43 seconds of Nish Jokes

@mauriceh7558 5 жыл бұрын

my fave insult was when channel 4 thought a countdown with all women would be funny

@uniquerebeljaney3639 5 жыл бұрын

Sean Lock's blood-nog level is dangerously high lol

@matf6661 5 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many hours of my life i have spent watching these compilations

@mr.evasion 3 жыл бұрын

Worth it

@indyneame3612 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

@hollyludvigsen6763 3 жыл бұрын

Same, 2020 has provided me plenty of time to grow my obsession

@corycook6772 3 жыл бұрын

Life well lived!

@emiljohansson8435 3 жыл бұрын

Damnit... I’ve just started,.. pray for me

@distantcoff7391 3 жыл бұрын

"Get a job in a jelly factory mate." Is pure unadulterated genius.

@distantcoff7391 2 жыл бұрын

@Teamgeist yes it is Init

@boahnation9932 2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it haha, did it mean something or was it just the randomness of it that was funny?

@distantcoff7391 2 жыл бұрын

@@boahnation9932 yeah the ludicrous nonsensical nature of the comeback was funny coz it was bizarrely random ridiculousness of it. Having said that, where better to work if you want to square and cube things❓

@Percy0412 2 жыл бұрын

The REAL context is that this comment came off the back of a guest using square and cube powers in the numbers game to reach the target, which is against the rules. Jelly is typically portioned in square or cube based shapes, hence the jelly factory.

@jeremiahdicho8422 Жыл бұрын

@@Percy0412 the Cubing Square was none other than Richard Ayoade.

@cipher88101 5 жыл бұрын

I like how he pokes fun at them, but still manages to plug all of their achievements.

@zahawolfe 3 жыл бұрын

Rachel: “I thought it was going to be a dancing joke, that’s fine” Jimmy: “she’s also shit at dancing” 😂 absolutely killed me

@andrewadams2867 4 жыл бұрын

“If you didn’t see Rachel dance on Strictly just imagine a giraffe with BSE trying to ice skate on rollerblades during an earthquake on planet made of jelly”. That’s gold 😂

@matthudson9705 3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@Tospaa 3 жыл бұрын

@@matthudson9705 06:52

@swapnilbatle 5 жыл бұрын

The fact that he can make different jokes on similar characteristics of the guests every time is commendable. Jimmy is a great writer.

@PolemicContrarian 5 жыл бұрын

You think he doesn't have a team of writers? LOL!

@mattoniy2840 5 жыл бұрын

He heads up his own material, one of the reasons he's hired so much. Its all his own style. If he has writers he uses the same across programmes

@thedunyadoneya2628 5 жыл бұрын

He definitely has writers. Sometimes you can tell the joke has taken him by surprise (on one particular episode, I think the joke was about jon, and he couldn't help himself from laughing afterwards and admitted the joke took him by surprise).

@swapnilbatle 5 жыл бұрын

I have also watched his stand-up, so yeah, he is a great writer. I mean Frankie Boyle used to work for this guy.

@BNL07604 5 жыл бұрын

@Mr C That must've been magic.

@bmw320i2 5 жыл бұрын

At least I don’t look like a vampire who’s temping.

@lilaclayton2656 5 жыл бұрын

bmw320i2 what does temping mean ? LOL

@yarkmates3409 5 жыл бұрын

I think in this context ‘temping’ would be standing in as a part time presenter.

@bmw320i2 5 жыл бұрын

Lila Clayton the act of working temporarily for a business, company, etc, esp as an office worker

@killerkeller1332 5 жыл бұрын

This to me would be a compliment

@GrantfromEarth 5 жыл бұрын

Someone who is filling in

@joosewv 3 жыл бұрын

It's funny how the real insult from Jimmy is when he's not comfortable enough with a guest to actually insult them

@aliaj.shafira7203 3 жыл бұрын

To whom?

@definitelynotatroll246 2 жыл бұрын

That just goes for British people in general, we’ll insult our friends but not a stranger

@marcuscross8051 5 жыл бұрын

5:01 "improv marathon" sounds like she spontaneously decided to run 26 miles.

@wernt0 5 жыл бұрын

Soo... Forest Gump?

@Relyx 5 жыл бұрын

that's literally what i understood it as.... fml

@robbo1979 5 жыл бұрын

Marcus Cross Töy

@Sammie1053 5 жыл бұрын

"Do you want to run this marathon with me?" _Yes, and_ I'll go for a swim afterwards

@itsokay7989 2 жыл бұрын

The Danny Dyer jokes are just the best. And Danny always seems to love it.

@brownbobdowney 5 жыл бұрын

Suzie's "if only you knew" lip bite at 7:15 got me like...

@callumthorogood7631 5 жыл бұрын

@Kojii Naz u spelt spelling wrong

@natashataylor5844 5 жыл бұрын

Callum Thorogood I think that was part of the joke

@callumthorogood7631 5 жыл бұрын

@@natashataylor5844 WHOOSH

@thedunyadoneya2628 5 жыл бұрын

@@fleimlehner she probably wouldn't touch you with a bargepole though

@Punnikin1969 5 жыл бұрын

Lip byte? She has digital lips? When did this happen?

@jimsvideos7201 4 жыл бұрын

Suzie has never had to chase it and you know it.

@kedabro1957 4 жыл бұрын

8:35 ... Susie was genuinely touched that the guy beside her seemed pissed that she was being spoken about so obscenely.

@TheComixkid2099 8 ай бұрын

Don't you know who that is? That's Sean Bean

@zzlai6235 5 жыл бұрын

5:17 That espresso martini was so strong that even Jimmy's voice changed

@1chelseafanatic1 5 жыл бұрын

Ok 👍🏻 ZZ Lai

@zyaicob 2 жыл бұрын

I wish i could bottle the feeling of Jimmy tasting that thing for the first time

@PixelBaller 8 ай бұрын

Pity he called it 'expresso'

@foreverofthestars4718 4 жыл бұрын

I love claudia, she always seems so happy

@waynenorth5322 4 жыл бұрын

My ex once had a dream I was shaggin Claudia - gutted I didnt have that dream, life's shit

@Sam-qh1sh 3 жыл бұрын

ForeverOfTheStars that’s the antidepressants for you

@_thenidefyyoustars 3 жыл бұрын

Because she's off her face on drugs.

@NeoDragoN7676 5 жыл бұрын

"....his daughters first word was Grandad" that really made me laugh :)

@lukeskywalker2913 3 жыл бұрын

I swear David is the only one who claps back at Jimmy after being insulted

@paulhardacre7818 4 жыл бұрын

Rachel's "No" at 1.42...priceless!!

@beckiewelch357 5 жыл бұрын

Love Sean's reactions 😂

@A-small-amount-of-peas 5 жыл бұрын

Channel 4 are not above spelling savage in all caps to to ensure its more clickbaity

@kingda117 5 жыл бұрын

That's the nature of the medium. It's like dressing up as a ghost to frighten folks and not going "oooooh oooooh ooooooh"

@rocker4577 5 жыл бұрын

Channel 4 are not above much I think - vermin so low they could parachute from snakes arseholes.

@martinquince1688 5 жыл бұрын

Very true...…. and yet you still clicked.

@paulsymonds499 5 жыл бұрын

INTERESTING POINT

@MMKLYH 5 жыл бұрын

The fact that you are triggered by a KZfaq channel writing a word in all capitals really worries me

@Irfanhill 2 жыл бұрын

The "finished Tinder" line was genius.

@ferguscullen8451 5 жыл бұрын

Good stuff as always. Rachel and Susie comeback compilation next?

@Simonio8 4 жыл бұрын

I think you need to watch that one on Pornhub.

@boblee896 3 жыл бұрын

@@Simonio8 send me the link

@martinolsen007 2 жыл бұрын

@@Simonio8 sign me in

@EliThePuzzler 3 жыл бұрын

"I've got an Espresso Martini that could wake the dead!"

@darraghtate440 5 жыл бұрын

That punchline at 8:45 came out of absolutely nowhere. Majestic.

@laurennn9666 4 жыл бұрын

I haven’t even watched it yet but I know exactly which punchline this is about

@HoriaNeagu Жыл бұрын

@@laurennn9666 It can only be the "glory holes" one or the "chasing cock" bit.

@austinreid5032 2 жыл бұрын

The best bit of that was the Danny Dyer reference on Who do you think you are. Hes actually a descendant of Royalty lol 😆

@erikjansen1990 5 жыл бұрын

I still love these! Make one out of the best distractions during the game 👌🏻

@DylsFootyRamble Жыл бұрын

The Jonny Vegas storage hunters one was brilliant 😂

@geekaydee6303 5 жыл бұрын

wait, did Jimmy Carr just call it an eXpresso?

@gd7681 4 жыл бұрын

He gets many commonly mispronounced words wrong.

@II-df6dw 5 жыл бұрын

The first joke was too true 😂

@BergenDev 5 жыл бұрын

5:21 He called it expresso? savage! Espresso!

@W_O_L_F_666 5 жыл бұрын

“I’ve got a espresso martini that could wake the dead” 5:21

@louismitchell2285 5 жыл бұрын

can we get one about Rhod Gilbert plz!

@davecrupel2817 5 жыл бұрын

I love Rhod lol

@stevieh9860 5 жыл бұрын

Danny Dyer was on “Who do you think you are?” His was a special edition called “ Who the fuck are YOU looking at?”

@kardRatzinger 5 жыл бұрын

5:20 Jimmy actually said "expresso"

@nolankuffner3573 3 жыл бұрын

That wardrobe joke is a headshot fired from 5000m with pinpoint accuracy. I'm glad Rachel wears what she's clearly comfortable in though.

@utilitarian 4 жыл бұрын

Jon’s last comeback about a job in a key factory was brilliant

@dennfoo 2 жыл бұрын

Jelly factory

@utilitarian 2 жыл бұрын

@@dennfoo fat fingers lol

@gabrielpatten6939 2 жыл бұрын

"Just imagine a giraffe with BSE trying to ice-skate on rollerblades during an earthquake on a planet made of jelly"

@kineticsavant2256 10 ай бұрын

How many years do you reckon I can keep rewatching these before I by-heart them!

@DodderingOldMan 5 жыл бұрын

Ha, I do love the fact that this show has a 7 part series devoted purely to insults... and plenty more to come, I'm sure :P

@dannyashton6234 3 жыл бұрын

That anaesthetic joke was brilliant

@atrumluminarium 2 жыл бұрын

Suzie is such a good sport, her insults seem much harsher on average

@MARTINA-gc3tq 4 жыл бұрын

Nish tell that Brexit joke that went down so well at the Lord's Taveners' Christmas lunch.

@kedabro1957 4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it.

@CH-bp6mc 4 жыл бұрын

@@kedabro1957 Someone got mad at him for a Brexit joke and someone threw bread at him. I saw him live at my uni he was funny.

@kanervatie 4 жыл бұрын

8:25 Christ Allmighty that is perfection.

@sammorris4722 4 жыл бұрын

9:13 joke's on Jimmy, Danny was revealed to descend from royalty 😄😄

@calleolsen9359 4 жыл бұрын

Sam Morris Yeah a royal pain in the arse

@paulsnow5664 5 жыл бұрын

I might have to start watching this I can't stop watching these videos haha watching it while walking I look a right idiot haha

@VLNST_ 5 жыл бұрын

Rachel at 1:42 lolll

@unicorn7337 5 жыл бұрын

She totally knew it was coming! 😂

@ScoopMeisterGeneral 5 жыл бұрын

@Chris Landry She wouldn't feel it, though.

@tanzeemahmed7196 5 жыл бұрын

A compilation of Jon being smug would be good.

@rolandp.6133 5 жыл бұрын

completed tinder !

@Kyle_Hubbard 5 жыл бұрын

Now I wished I'd been on tinder, the one and only time to be on tinder.

@Kyle_Hubbard 5 жыл бұрын

Fip, Only thirsty for your tight brown star.

@emmacassidy8482 5 жыл бұрын

I can well imagine Susie Dent being a swinger.

@kneazle3603 4 жыл бұрын

Emma Cassidy swingers tend to be a bit thick, I doubt it

@bookl0ver 4 жыл бұрын

It's always the quiet, sweet seeming ones.

@MarkKeoghspace 5 жыл бұрын

The comment about completing tinder... ended me... that was so funny. Lol

@rossy7 Жыл бұрын

Love Jimmy Carr, his jokes are priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@davidappelgate320 Жыл бұрын

For the rest of us who always pause these videos to take a crack at the numbers and letters even though we're here for the jokes... 5:17 ORMAGNIDE -> DREAMING (8 letters) 7:29 (2+5) x (75+50) + 3 = 878

@frankl4750 5 жыл бұрын

All these jokes about Rachel dancing over the years. Searching for it NOW

@nathanharwin1990 5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy's voice after that drink ouch

@thebuffmister90 3 жыл бұрын

I've been down this KZfaq rabbit hole all day. I regret nothing.

@SceneArtisan 5 жыл бұрын

5:59,.. o_0 Excuse me,.. back in 10mins.

@Cyba_IT 5 жыл бұрын

Those legs are just..... I can't even.....

@jgJust11 4 жыл бұрын

Hi Daaaad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Jambax 5 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna need the full video for that jelly joke pls.

@qwertyTRiG 3 жыл бұрын

It's an episode with Richard Ayoade.

@whooodat3723 5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy's a goddamn savage 😬😂😂😂

@voodoochile333 5 жыл бұрын

Just think how savage you could be with a team of scriptwriters

@BNL07604 5 жыл бұрын

SAVAGE!! (Little-runt-on-BGT reference.)

@antibullshit2732 5 жыл бұрын

That joke about Nish and his dad always makes me laugh

@voodoochile333 5 жыл бұрын

Anti Bullshit get a better sense of humour

@politure 5 жыл бұрын

@@voodoochile333 Mr miserable 😬

@bennym5244 Жыл бұрын

Because it's true.

@bigdisasterarea 5 жыл бұрын

You should make a video about Shawn's gritty peoms

@bazzingaman680 4 жыл бұрын

Didn't know I had the same birthday as Jimmy Carr; Good to know.

@darrshanbhaskaran6433 4 жыл бұрын

love Claudia and her reaction!

@godzilla12325 5 жыл бұрын

Utter class, these are better than his stand up dvds

@Jambax 5 жыл бұрын

I need the video for that jelly factory joke pls.

@E-A-Z-Y 5 жыл бұрын

We need new episodes 😖

@JohnD640 5 жыл бұрын

New series started a few weeks back.

@BlueAversion 3 жыл бұрын

7:29 Actually managed this one 5+6=11. 75x11=825. 825+50=875 875+3=878.

@dogbert102010 3 жыл бұрын

I am on a mission to make that espresso martini it looks soooo good! Even with a silly straw it looks classy.

@VikingWizard 5 жыл бұрын

Can you please do a compilation of clips just involving Danny Dyer? Please!

@SapphireMist888 5 жыл бұрын

Did anyone notice Jimmy's voice change when they were drinking?

@peterms- 5 жыл бұрын

aarrrrrrrrrrrr now i know when i was conceded, 2 days before christmas arrrrrrr. thanks!

@leehutchinson1955 3 жыл бұрын

That put down about Suzie being the only woman in Britain to have completed Tinder 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@goliath_red1102 3 жыл бұрын

1:42 😂😂

@leehutchinson1955 3 жыл бұрын

Yea....Jimmy was hoping 😆😆

@thesaxophoneboy 5 жыл бұрын

4:33 they already used that joke with Sean Lock (angry dads that drink too much). Nothing wrong with that, just thought it was interesting!

@MrTargenor 4 жыл бұрын

Seans glases casts the wierdest shadows. Looks like he has whiskers!

@laurenellis2309 5 жыл бұрын

7:20 (5x2)+6)=16 16x50= 800 75+3=78 800+78=878

@abrarhaider4445 5 жыл бұрын

5+6= 11 11*75 = 825 825+50+3= 878

@ItsBenBrown 5 жыл бұрын

Lauren Ellis 5+6=11 11 x 75 = 825 825+50 = 875 875+3 = 878

@swapnilbatle 5 жыл бұрын

50+75 = 125 125*(5+2) = 875 +3 = 878

@TwistedSoul2002 5 жыл бұрын

75 x 6 = 450 450 / 2 = 225 225 - 50 = 175 175 x 5 = 875 875 + 3 = 878

@monstrousgaara 5 жыл бұрын

or 5+6= 11 11*75 =825 825+50+3=878

@Outland9000 5 жыл бұрын

8:23 and 8:25 are belters 😆

@olibastain2138 4 жыл бұрын

His laugh

@df4291 5 жыл бұрын

Sean is like a British Brian Cranston

@Anvilshock 5 жыл бұрын

That Wetherspoons one …

@HappySinghT 5 жыл бұрын

Damn John really took the brunt of Russell's burns

@fenhen 5 жыл бұрын

5:35 Dreaming

@tfderpin 9 күн бұрын

Yours is alcohol and you love alcohol, Roisin haha

@chelseaelliott5277 5 жыл бұрын

8:40

@dbp-wv1hs 5 жыл бұрын

What does Richard Ayoade say in reaction to it?

@Wemdiculous 5 жыл бұрын

well rainman is a good dancer hes a very good dancer

@dafyddlloyd868 4 жыл бұрын

sadly, there will come a day when she discovers that John is her father. way funnier than the response indicated.

@independentsystem5203 4 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there with the title.

@thewinspear7325 5 жыл бұрын

Sean Lock's hair are just like the UK Doctors going down under.

@patrickkelly7085 5 жыл бұрын

well they got all the convicts.

@moxbroker 5 жыл бұрын

I was born on Sept. 16! Merry Christmas mum.

@Ultimatesquid21 5 жыл бұрын

I was born Sept 17th! I guess I was boxing day xD

@stuzaza 5 жыл бұрын

08:26 sweet jesus

@profeseurchemical 5 жыл бұрын

a vampire whos temping xD

@Mubashir_AK 5 жыл бұрын

I hate that I love when he makes fun of Rachel's dancing. XD So innovative too. Should've included the Professor Hawking one.

@pablorages1241 4 жыл бұрын

5:58 ... 2/3 of Rachel's body is legs

@OverWims 5 жыл бұрын

7:30 did it in 10 seconds. 5x2=10. 10+6=16. 16x50=800. 800+75+3=878

@freya8746 5 жыл бұрын

5:23 Orange.

@holyheretic3185 2 жыл бұрын

Nish is always underrated he's always bad but always just having an absolute blast and it's so fun to watch! I'm sad America will never achieve this type of entertainment

@holyheretic3185 Жыл бұрын

@Freddie Krueger what if we take him in exchange for corden?