my favourite hoi4 youtuber dankus memecus at it again! do the esports!

I can’t believe I’m here before all the people that are gonna say “they said my Japan was weak…”

Since "They said my Japan was weak..." Would be boring, i'm gonna say: "They said my suffering was weak..."

2:00 for those who don't know, if you have multiple naval invasions / attack orders and you only want one to go off, if you ctrl (or shift i forget) and click on the go arrow above the general, you can then click on the individual order that you would like to advance.

So we’re just not gonna talk about how DiscardPixel had correctly guessed where Dankus was paradropping?

Dam we switched from "they said my ___ was weak" to "I made __ suffer"

The voices told me this video was gonna come out 2 days before it came out. I'm starting to trust them :)

For once Dankus didn't put in his title, “They said my Japan was weak…”

AI: *fights back* Dankus: this is so unfairrr! why they wave when i paradrop!!!

17:17 "They said my laugh was weak"

Fresh Dankus cut is insane bro, fitting for another paradrop moment

When ever dankus does good the axis does very bad

Co-op: *explains current winning Mega-strats infinite* Dankus: *cricket noises* .. .. Dankus: Haha Mountains go brrrrrr

Yesss another dankus and sega Japan. These are my favorite!

"It's not that the AI learns" made me think - imagine HOI4 AI that actually reacted to a player's play-style and well... learns. ChatGPT AI for HOI4 when?

dankus-chan uploaded again

The infamous Steiner ddos attack nearly defeated the Soviet but he was banned by usa

Dankus back at it again, bullying more people online in HOI4.

Dankus... You used remix of communist china song abut mao zedong in the Japan moment XD

@3:00 the reason the ai had divs there was because there was railroad and the ai will garrison railroads its an option in the garrison order

My man really just pulled out the red sun in the sky Phonk remix 😭😭

Dankus kicks the US ass - > Germany dies in 43

2:03 is that cool bonobo?

So a question btw remember your Pov: Your Germany vid have you ever considered making a WW1 version?

thank mr editor for music sauce

can dankus japan game get competent axis players even once?

They said my Japan was weak

loving this gameplay when you and the coop are on point

two basic dankus titles: "i made ___ suffer" and "they said my ____ was weak"

they said my japan was weak...

The Chinese AI maybe was on railways garrison order for some reason.

Yay a new title for Japan 🤣

"They said their america was strong, so i made them suffer"

i reallly though this is old videos, can't compare the difference

They said my Japan was weak...

They said dankus Japan was WEAK...

19:06 I had to backup and make sure I saw that right - you guys lost NINE???? carriers in that one naval battle? Jeeeeeeeeesus. 1,000 allied planes, too. Battle of Midway on speed.

You literally did America suffer.

Feels like Dankus never plays Allies. I know he does, but still

Why tf does dankus have his nails painted

Watch Dankus be Dankus. Or watch a show about a kid who runs a laundromat with slime? Dankus sure is making the choice easy.

THEY SAID MY ... WAS WEAK

2:01 I don't get it, what was the trick with paratroopers?

When your Italy player plays historical.

Lore of I Made America Suffer... Momentum 100

Love Dankus from the united misissipiii californian road situated in american zambia's coastline on the democratic republic of the congos swiss coast

I can’t even explain the skill it takes to paradrop spam china as japan

The infantry is literally drinking fuel😋

DANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Can anyone tell me what mod was used here by any chance?

The goated japan player fr

why paratropers still not banned?

"just spam subs" just spam i-400s and just raid the allies convoys and land bases with underwater carriers

Hey i need help when i start the game it says error i can only play on old versions new one doesnt work

RUSH B RUSH B!!!!

who knows which mods are they using in this campaign?

It took several minutes to understand all what pixel says. He has awesome way of speaking 😁

this video will get more than 5 views, you did well

How do you lose that bad as Germany. Bruh they lost before the Soviets even joined and they didn’t even have to fight the US

Oh boy a Dankus video I wonder how it's going to end? Obligatory "They said my Japan was weak..." comment

What map mod your using?

I kept looking everywhere but I can't figure out with what mods Dankus is playing, if anybody could help here :)

amazing

Ok BASED

The title should be, ”I made myself suffer” instead

what mods do you use?

very nice nails!

zyzz

Flush B?

Play as italy?

so 2 nukes weren't enough?

Hey dankus do you rap liek tommyk

why iwo jima is the same size as taiwan ):::::

what mod name?

Dankus being denied Russia, now turns to Japan

what country is the red and black flag?

can u do japan tutorial for that mod plez everytime i watch you i want to play japan but then i get shit on by ai!

dankus do you like to rap?

esports

Dankus titles give off edgy teenager energy

What mod is he using?

Which mods is he using?

What mod/mods is this

What mods are they using?

Eshport

Historically. Japan could have shot some British warships January 1939. Started the war then, Europe would probably all rally to punish Japan for their aggression to protect their Chinese ports and other territories. Japan Vrs Europe. Including Italy and Germany who would show up to be global Police. America would have to join in to try to be relevant and important and part of the negotiations and peace treaty at the end. Japan would find itself in a long blockade while Britian organizes the navies of Europe into a cohesive force, and Japan would have roughly equal carrier forces to the British in 39. Japan got a lot done in 39-41. Including production of the Zero in numbers. Imagine Gloster Gladiators against those early Japanese fighters. Imagine the Seafire. A spitfire brother, designed with Gull wings, tougher chassis and longer range than the Spitfire. Less maneuverability, better dive, same top speed. Imagine the attempt to invade Hong Kong with entire armies ready and waiting for their arrival, instead of depleted garrisons holding ground waiting for newly trained Indian troops to replace the main force sent to the Middle East and Africa. It would be a very different war.

What mod is this ?

Japan stronk power!

What mod is that

It’s funny, every time that I go take a shit at my girlfriend’s house Dankus post a new video

What mod is this? Does it work in SP?

Where's Tito?

haven't watched yet, i am guessing dankus loses his whole navy, but still does really well and takes africa, but germany loses

Is there any mods being used? Asking because there's a ton more resources than what I normally have in my game

"RUSH B!" Sergey is proud of you, Dankus. Remember to smoke off CT spawn. When csgo esports 5v1 clutchies?

Is Japan not allowed to declare war on Soviet Union?

Mod name ?

Can someone explain why his nails are blue?

dankus what's your csgo rank

Which mod ?