Why Germany and Japan Don't Ally...

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Dankus Memecus

Dankus Memecus

Жыл бұрын

On August 5th, watch the best players compete for 2000$ in the GRAND FINAL of the HOI4 Major!
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Everyone always thinks that Germany and Japan should always ally in WW2, but Dankus and Golden are here to prove us wrong!
This is what happens when Dankus and Golden team up in a Bokoen HOI4 game.
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Пікірлер: 176
@arpitverma784
@arpitverma784 Жыл бұрын
THEY SAID MY AUTISIM WAS WEAK AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
@greenshinigami5566
@greenshinigami5566 Жыл бұрын
AUTISIMO
@littlecoma320
@littlecoma320 Жыл бұрын
flapping intensifies
@Gamer-is6ew
@Gamer-is6ew Жыл бұрын
Real
@randomidiot3195
@randomidiot3195 Жыл бұрын
💀🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@Andurianski
@Andurianski Жыл бұрын
They said my rabies was weak...
@TypologyTable
@TypologyTable Жыл бұрын
Dankus casually threatening Bo with paratroopers at the start
@Ponter
@Ponter Жыл бұрын
Dankus speed running the tommy Kay arch: Balding, washed japan, casting hoi competitive
@JustF4211
@JustF4211 Жыл бұрын
how is he balding lol ???
@Mat-cf7xj
@Mat-cf7xj Жыл бұрын
@@JustF4211 he''s malding
@MrElrondmcbong
@MrElrondmcbong Жыл бұрын
i actually spat out my food, thanks for the laugh bro xD
@JustF4211
@JustF4211 Жыл бұрын
@@Mat-cf7xj lol
@Xeem_Pad
@Xeem_Pad Жыл бұрын
My naval bombers in SP: 5 bombers shot, 1% of DD damaged. USA's naval bombers in this MP: 0 bombers shot, 6 large ships sunk
@alexdobma4694
@alexdobma4694 Жыл бұрын
Rebalance mods ftw
@ZinvictanGamer
@ZinvictanGamer Жыл бұрын
Somehow they made naval bomber even more broken
@ThinkingOutLoud1.1
@ThinkingOutLoud1.1 Жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that Germany had 75 factories on radio equipment with over 100k + in stockpile ? Somebody was throwing big time LOL
@Ghost-yv9zh
@Ghost-yv9zh Жыл бұрын
It was 15k
@ThinkingOutLoud1.1
@ThinkingOutLoud1.1 Жыл бұрын
@@Ghost-yv9zh still. I feel like if each country had a macro and a bunch of micro coops, they would be a lot better games. Like 5 ppl per country.
@MaXiMoS54
@MaXiMoS54 Жыл бұрын
All I noticed was that only Yugoslavia and Germany were there guarding for D-Day. Like where the hell is Spain and Italy hello? Where is anyone?
@Ghost-yv9zh
@Ghost-yv9zh Жыл бұрын
@@MaXiMoS54 I think Italy was in Africa (I forget but Bo has a video of this match and he was Italy) but the other minors near the end had their team complaining since they weren’t doing much outside of I think Bulgaria
@ThinkingOutLoud1.1
@ThinkingOutLoud1.1 Жыл бұрын
@@MaXiMoS54 they need more coops and macro players. These games r getting to be hot garbage. I love dankus & his content but these games should be a lot better in regards to the research, economy, national focuses, and other decisions
@AtelierLaoshi
@AtelierLaoshi Жыл бұрын
This video was a huge relief, i watched the bo video first and it portrayed dankus as the manifestation of all their mistakes. Then here we see how axis took france in 38 and was afk until 42 where they did barb. 4 years of dankus being solo against the entire allies and the axis still failed barb miserably despite the 4 year buildup. Bo actually tricked me in to thinking dankus wasn't the best player in the game
@USELESSDCK
@USELESSDCK Жыл бұрын
ngl, Dankus still had no game impact, the allies were severly crippled in africa. Japan could have capitalized on that to prevent the allies from building up.
@mullerman1104
@mullerman1104 Жыл бұрын
The Danish snake
@wesleykill33
@wesleykill33 Жыл бұрын
@@USELESSDCKsolo holding a majority of the Allies should have given them enough time to do anything worthwhile
@MaXiMoS54
@MaXiMoS54 Жыл бұрын
Japan should never have any impact to begin with. You can't do anything with navy or air and have to suicide charge mountains or a river. Japan is much weaker since the man the guns DLC
@NateMcBrady
@NateMcBrady Жыл бұрын
@@USELESSDCKNo one seems to realize Japan has to develop an army/navy to do anything. The axis wasted 3 years of time letting Allies/Sovs build
@ryanpuri96
@ryanpuri96 Жыл бұрын
In the Axis’ defense, Dankus did drop the ball with his navy (which he admits in the video), which severely limited his ability to do anything. However he was rushed to early war & he had no coop, so hard to really find definitive blame. And in Dankus’ defense, the axis failed to keep up momentum on the Soviets after their ‘massive victories’ in Africa. They took too long to do anything, which effectively set Japan alone against the Allies + soviet volunteers for over a year in-game. Throws all around
@davedavidson4548
@davedavidson4548 Жыл бұрын
I mean just the fact that he's holding china and drawing US/commonwealth attention for so long is already way above par in terms of what a Japan should realistically be doing. Obviously losing his navy was a setback but in the grand scheme of things it wasn't really relevant.
@lactoseintolerant7074
@lactoseintolerant7074 Жыл бұрын
nice its a golden alt
@Blankskeen
@Blankskeen Жыл бұрын
Golden be like: Wastes time on Sealion Fails Barbarossa Doesn't fortify Atlantic Wall Blame everyone, but himself Classic Golden
@Vuosta
@Vuosta Жыл бұрын
Golden really had some fuhrer bunker moments at the end there lol
@endzor
@endzor Жыл бұрын
i love when both dancus and bokoen drop videos about the same game, its fully describes whole game , from both sides (i mean europe , africa , asia)
@alfatejpblind6498
@alfatejpblind6498 Жыл бұрын
Damn Dankus really has the patience of a saint to be dealing with that Germany
@Trex1n
@Trex1n Жыл бұрын
The USA carried the allies in that game the BO video made it look like everything was dankus fault but this gives some more perspective I think dankus could’ve done china better but he was dealt a crappy hand with new zealand carriers his navy getting nav bombed to death and canadian tanks in the raj
@bradenpeppenger
@bradenpeppenger Жыл бұрын
It’s because golden went 38 war so USA gets super OP
@lordderpington8021
@lordderpington8021 Жыл бұрын
@@bradenpeppenger I never realized the US got hefty bonuses in TFB if the war started early.
@niewiemjaksienazwac1652
@niewiemjaksienazwac1652 Жыл бұрын
@@lordderpington8021 i'd guess either straight out bonuses or just war tension.
@Bokoen1
@Bokoen1 Жыл бұрын
@@lordderpington8021 They don't. They get straight up bonuses when Japan joins the war. WHICH DANKUS DID IN 1940, 1 year ahead of time....
@ark_boomstik4657
@ark_boomstik4657 11 ай бұрын
Yea but it’s not dankus we fault He allies can’t micro the side of a barn
@turkabdulhamitci
@turkabdulhamitci Жыл бұрын
They said my heavy fighters were weak (they actually were)
@johnacer1727
@johnacer1727 Жыл бұрын
Bo's video is a lie. Dankus hold the line until end. They literally put the blame to Dankus! Thats outrageous.
@captainautism8221
@captainautism8221 Жыл бұрын
SNAKE OF DENMARK
@Pqgers
@Pqgers Жыл бұрын
The autism in hoi4 lobbies is worse than in a mental hospital
@FrederikJolle
@FrederikJolle Жыл бұрын
Same playerbase
@bilalstudent6572
@bilalstudent6572 Жыл бұрын
what about COD lobbies?
@Pqgers
@Pqgers Жыл бұрын
@@bilalstudent6572 that's just racism
@cbeezy225
@cbeezy225 Жыл бұрын
Literally Tommykay jr
@peterbc6129
@peterbc6129 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, although Bo's video misrepresents Dankus quite badly, Dankus didn't have to do an 'early war'. The Allies had Africa done, and if they weren't going to naval invade India or do Clown Front, then Japan has less reason to rush. Japan is alone in the Pacific against the entirety of the Allies, so he needs a good army and navy, and being forced into an early war meant Dankus had to eat rocks against a buffed USA. Granted, Dankus probably could of pushed as soon as D-Day happened, because all their attention would be there, but it wouldn't have done much except take some Indian Divs off, which weren't the problem, the US divisions were. Ultimately, this was 95% Golden's fault, for Early Warring, and not choosing to double down and just take out the allies totally. A 40 Barb is fine, but if they'd naval invaded India, they'd remove India and the allies from the Pacific except the US. The US in that case has to focus on the Pacific totally, or risk that War in the Pacific Debuff stopping D-Day. They'd never cap Australia, but just removing India, one of the largest manpower pools the Allies have, would of delayed D-Day.
@detroitdave9512
@detroitdave9512 Жыл бұрын
Dankus your content is actually legendary for all the memey shit you get
@TheEnginseer
@TheEnginseer Жыл бұрын
I think Golden might be a bit jealous of Dankus XD
@user-ip4yr1me9s
@user-ip4yr1me9s Жыл бұрын
Ты лучший! Смотрю тебя уже год и не пропускаю ни единого ролика! Продолжай в том же духе Dankus!
@polish-lithuanianempire7305
@polish-lithuanianempire7305 11 ай бұрын
14:20 Braun Live Reaction:
@4DAAGUA
@4DAAGUA Жыл бұрын
Most casual Hoi4 TBH game
@NO-AH562
@NO-AH562 Жыл бұрын
Bro this Germany has never been punched in the face, the way he's talking to you is evidence of that
@MrElement-nv6nu
@MrElement-nv6nu Жыл бұрын
37 seconds. I want my tortilla de patatas
@tomirk4404
@tomirk4404 Жыл бұрын
Is this tournament going to have edited vods, just raw streams posted on KZfaq or neither? Just curious
@wesleykill33
@wesleykill33 Жыл бұрын
They said my alliance was weak
@diegooliveira-vc6xi
@diegooliveira-vc6xi Жыл бұрын
what mod of hoi4 is this?
@dai-belizariusz3087
@dai-belizariusz3087 Жыл бұрын
im still unsure how axis lost this... basically soviets were just better then them?
@Blankskeen
@Blankskeen Жыл бұрын
Golden lost. End of story.
@smureho3673
@smureho3673 Жыл бұрын
truly a dankus japan moment
@andrewmadden8824
@andrewmadden8824 Жыл бұрын
he asked his team to help invade. You know have game impact. They decided no were gonna build up for barb and fail it rather then play with the best micro player in an advantageous assault that would allow him to further help against USA. Maybe his fleet wouldn’t be dead if he was supporting naval invasions in India rather then getting permanent naval bombardement because his team refused to play as a team. Furthermore rather then being accountable for that, they took a 180 stance at the end of the game and say Dancus was the one not providing “ impact.” It’s my least favourite part about HO4 all these kids pent up on rules trying to establish cringey hierarchies as if the viewer isn’t going to notice this weird anti dancus protocol that’s so far from the truth but believed in a cult like fashion. My point being you could simplify this as Germany being a power hungry moron trying to do some nazi rp. It wasted what like 30 peoples time but at least he got to say fuck Dancus right. Literal children that will never grow up.
@scipioafricanus2212
@scipioafricanus2212 Жыл бұрын
This is why I don't play Hoi4 MP. The last Hoi4 mp game I played I got banned from for supposed game ruining. My crime was beating Germany as France by 1940.
@saver6131
@saver6131 Жыл бұрын
I can see the balding coming
@Yrojrund
@Yrojrund Жыл бұрын
Literally what the hell were the axis doing from Africa to '42. Japan isn't meant to take punishment for like literally 4 ingame years this is riduclous. I don't blame Dankus for "losing" this, that was completely on the Axis for not capitalizing on the fact that THEY went early war and DIDNT DO EARLY WAR!! WHY???!???
@swacks7960
@swacks7960 Жыл бұрын
Dankus had 99% game impact, Germany was just coping so hard for not doing nothing for like 4 years
@BloodNothinglol
@BloodNothinglol Жыл бұрын
Its a classic Golden game
@romanfish133
@romanfish133 7 ай бұрын
Does anyone know what mode is this?
@teunperebooms4814
@teunperebooms4814 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it that Canada is still putting tanks in the Raj
@julianasche9494
@julianasche9494 Жыл бұрын
dankus no game inpact here lol
@somestuff7931
@somestuff7931 Жыл бұрын
How was the hair cut dankus
@niku4154
@niku4154 Жыл бұрын
Goldens "Leauge of Legends" is coming out every second he talks and it's just painful, man can not go 3 seconds in his life without flaming while wasting years letting the Allies build up and fumble Barb.
@COALROCK8642
@COALROCK8642 Жыл бұрын
What mods they use? they exist for SP?
@abdullahkhalid4155
@abdullahkhalid4155 Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB)
@L3FT2BURN
@L3FT2BURN Жыл бұрын
Seems to me Dankus just got torn apart by paper cuts.
@marcoaranghel3783
@marcoaranghel3783 Жыл бұрын
Bro i have a question, what is the name of the russian song that came on during the first seconds of the advertisment(please i've been loking for it for so long)
@raemmio2761
@raemmio2761 Жыл бұрын
dark is the night
@marcoaranghel3783
@marcoaranghel3783 Жыл бұрын
@@raemmio2761 thank you
@nonrumor
@nonrumor Жыл бұрын
Der Kommissar
@stonedtowel
@stonedtowel Жыл бұрын
They should add dockyard forts to protect ships, or at least for subs considering that existed back then. Having your navy blown up with green air is gay as fuck.
@lemonke2.0
@lemonke2.0 Жыл бұрын
bruh i got the same ad by rise of kingdoms with madpat on this video and im tommys video from yesterday
@CommanderTavos99
@CommanderTavos99 Жыл бұрын
Why is everyone using the worse field marshal? He has 1 attack more, yes, but 10% less xp and 2 logistics less o.O
@sahilhossain8204
@sahilhossain8204 Жыл бұрын
Lore of Why Germany and Japan Don't Ally... Momentum 100
@mussoIS
@mussoIS Жыл бұрын
Hi Dankus , what mod used in this tournament ?
@RedDotGecko
@RedDotGecko Жыл бұрын
speed 5 (commanders in konflikt) i'd guess
@jansatamme6521
@jansatamme6521 Жыл бұрын
LW no?
@jansatamme6521
@jansatamme6521 Жыл бұрын
@@RedDotGecko its axis vs allies
@ckadefoliat2882
@ckadefoliat2882 Жыл бұрын
might be TFB(their finest bruh)
@themadkerbal7701
@themadkerbal7701 Жыл бұрын
what mod is this
@jonidymeti5396
@jonidymeti5396 Жыл бұрын
They said my arms race was weak
@NietzscheanMan
@NietzscheanMan 11 ай бұрын
Mod list?
@nano_zhenya2508
@nano_zhenya2508 Жыл бұрын
They said
@lugerry
@lugerry Жыл бұрын
I haven't watched in a while Why is he in a new set up
@bradenhetzel874
@bradenhetzel874 Жыл бұрын
Braun having the most normal autism attack
@Gamer-is6ew
@Gamer-is6ew Жыл бұрын
Happens bro(whacked navy)
@douglee0
@douglee0 Жыл бұрын
They said his game impact was weak
@zquaputzi
@zquaputzi Жыл бұрын
Keep up the Contemt🤑
@calciumboy406
@calciumboy406 Жыл бұрын
play stellaris no balls, no hair, eyebrows gone
@vericujoaca4367
@vericujoaca4367 Жыл бұрын
what mod is he using?
@ckadefoliat2882
@ckadefoliat2882 Жыл бұрын
might be (TFB) their finest bruh or LW
@dashinysnorlax7720
@dashinysnorlax7720 Жыл бұрын
Dankous Yayyay
@jonathanhansen2280
@jonathanhansen2280 Жыл бұрын
How did the US build such strong nav bombers and how can I do it? Like they wiped out the whole Japanese fleet.
@swacks7960
@swacks7960 Жыл бұрын
It's just coordinated naval attacks by New Zealand and the USA, don't forget NZ also had carriers
@Gregory1322
@Gregory1322 9 ай бұрын
Why the f*** was the UK mad
@doofy453
@doofy453 Жыл бұрын
What is name of this mode?
@abdullahkhalid4155
@abdullahkhalid4155 Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB)
@readdaer8819
@readdaer8819 Жыл бұрын
I like the mod what he use. what mod he using????
@abdullahkhalid4155
@abdullahkhalid4155 Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB)
@philadelphia.23
@philadelphia.23 Жыл бұрын
what is name of this mod?
@ckadefoliat2882
@ckadefoliat2882 Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB) or might be LW
@kagantekin201
@kagantekin201 Жыл бұрын
Dankus copium stocks must have depleted
@rttpuy691
@rttpuy691 Жыл бұрын
What mod is it?
@abdullahkhalid4155
@abdullahkhalid4155 Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB)
@rttpuy691
@rttpuy691 Жыл бұрын
Please, answer my question: What mod is it???
@ckadefoliat2882
@ckadefoliat2882 Жыл бұрын
might be the mod: Their Finest Bruh (TFB) or LW
@rttpuy691
@rttpuy691 Жыл бұрын
​@@ckadefoliat2882Oh, don't be a fool, as i can see it is road to 56 or new ways, im not sure.
@ckadefoliat2882
@ckadefoliat2882 Жыл бұрын
@@rttpuy691 yea it might also be millennium dawn no? or maybe TNO
@rttpuy691
@rttpuy691 Жыл бұрын
@@ckadefoliat2882 shut up lol, didn't ask you.
@sp_ninja_8326
@sp_ninja_8326 Жыл бұрын
Hi dankus
@doughsoldier3744
@doughsoldier3744 Жыл бұрын
Casual dankus throw
@abdullahkhalid4155
@abdullahkhalid4155 Жыл бұрын
mod name?
@ckadefoliat2882
@ckadefoliat2882 Жыл бұрын
Thier Finest Bruh (TFB or might be LW
@aprilecotton2060
@aprilecotton2060 Жыл бұрын
Man those guys saying no game impact, wouldn’t even play with them. Wtf did he do for 4 years as germany, i wish i knew about twitch, id sign up for TO. Might be one of best japan around
@memesthememer766
@memesthememer766 Жыл бұрын
THEY SAID MY TRIPARTITE PACT WAS WEAK should be new title lol
@tommcduck7031
@tommcduck7031 Жыл бұрын
2:25 somg?
@theaveragecuber9498
@theaveragecuber9498 Жыл бұрын
You look like nick di giovanni
@ultimate.sensei9848
@ultimate.sensei9848 Жыл бұрын
THEY SAID MY SODAAAAAA WAS WEAK BUT THEN JOE BIDEN APPEARED
@swacks7960
@swacks7960 Жыл бұрын
THEY SAID MY JOE BIDEN MICRO WAS WEAK
@misterbeach8826
@misterbeach8826 Жыл бұрын
it is $1000, not 1000$. damn barbarians
@6th_Army
@6th_Army Жыл бұрын
But Canadian just looks, smells & feels better. Even last far longer too.
@SarajevoShotz
@SarajevoShotz Жыл бұрын
A THOUSAND DOLLARS NOT A DOLLARS THOUSAND FIGHT ME
@6th_Army
@6th_Army Жыл бұрын
@@SarajevoShotz Fight you? What idiot would disagree.
@ashothegod
@ashothegod Жыл бұрын
You could have pushed india sooner
@ckadefoliat2882
@ckadefoliat2882 Жыл бұрын
pushed or declared? if pushed, he couldn't he had too much stuff on him
@edgejelly9443
@edgejelly9443 Жыл бұрын
ywes
@pussy_tracker_6931
@pussy_tracker_6931 Жыл бұрын
If Dankus ever makes a porn account his first video would be named: They said my head game was weak...
@timbash5470
@timbash5470 Жыл бұрын
28tg
@Leatly
@Leatly Жыл бұрын
Hello
@unnul
@unnul Жыл бұрын
seeeeeeggggggggaaaaaaa
@exotic2789
@exotic2789 Жыл бұрын
Oman
@Kagami-ve5ps
@Kagami-ve5ps Жыл бұрын
rare dankus L
@plomba228
@plomba228 Жыл бұрын
Давай русские субтитры
@polishblackmarketpl7232
@polishblackmarketpl7232 Жыл бұрын
❤❤❤
@buns9022
@buns9022 Жыл бұрын
back away from the microphone you're blowing your damn audio out
@swacks7960
@swacks7960 Жыл бұрын
He's the blowmaster
@buns9022
@buns9022 Жыл бұрын
@@swacks7960 he is, his audio blows
@zMage
@zMage Жыл бұрын
Xddd
@victhebig6526
@victhebig6526 Жыл бұрын
3 Minutes :)
@t_gabiuel6058
@t_gabiuel6058 Жыл бұрын
14:33 Imagine being a grown ass man and screaming that loud over a video game lmao.
@lordderpington8021
@lordderpington8021 Жыл бұрын
Its braun lmao. There is nothing Grown or Man about him. Just unfiltered autism.
@judepowell3473
@judepowell3473 Жыл бұрын
Second
@capelife2665
@capelife2665 Жыл бұрын
e
@huiallen2163
@huiallen2163 Жыл бұрын
First
@PanzerV21
@PanzerV21 Жыл бұрын
first
@josephff451
@josephff451 Жыл бұрын
mod name?
@abdullahkhalid4155
@abdullahkhalid4155 Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB)
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