I made Minecraft's most cursed mod...
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2 жыл бұрынI am a man of science.
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@DrewsterRooster37 2 жыл бұрын
Not just a long horse, but a horse that's back legs don't move from it's original spawn position, so anywhere it goes, it's body just snakes longer and longer.
@rlaecix7057 2 жыл бұрын
Horke (Snake horse)
@DrewsterRooster37 2 жыл бұрын
@@rlaecix7057 snorse
@Collas42 2 жыл бұрын
@@DrewsterRooster37 damnit i was gonna say that 😂🤘
@sinksalesman1747 2 жыл бұрын
Why does the long horse reminding me of the long warthog
@tewtiesmc 2 жыл бұрын
@@sinksalesman1747 YES. I am adamant he watched Cursed Halo before making this mod.
@djkapustka 2 жыл бұрын
i fell for the idea of walking boats. i really want it to be in game that if you leave your boat unsupervised for more than a couple of days , it just grows legs and starts to take care of itself, finds a nice place, makes friends, builds a house, maybe a farm, at some point starts a family, with another boat entity it has met on its journey. its grateful that you left it alone for these couple of days. now its the happiest boat it could ever be.
@ProfessionalBugLover 2 жыл бұрын
what if i break it
@magsaysayandres7078 2 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessionalBugLover YOU MONSTER YOU TOOK A BOAT AWAY FROM HIS WIFE
@chocobear4078 2 жыл бұрын
And you can still ride it but it walks like a strider
@djkapustka 2 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessionalBugLover its wife and kids stare at you and ask you, "why did you do that, why would you do that. out of all the boats you could take and you could break, why did you choose the one with wife, family, children, conciousness. is it a desperate need to feel better? or the need of power and attention? maybe it was jealousness, of something you've never had, real love?"
@birisuandrei1551 2 жыл бұрын
And eventually it becomes a demon that haunts the player setting up traps, Herobrine tunnels and other creepy stuff to try and scare you.
@nyx3659 2 жыл бұрын
"It is 24 chunks long" "we gotta put it in a house" I love how in this sheer chaos, this is what logic has come to
@smugumin3448 2 жыл бұрын
The horse should bend around blocks as it walks, getting into knots as it stretches
@audreyschwer4551 2 жыл бұрын
"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles."
@ThatDiamondGuy1565 2 жыл бұрын
spingbing
@_gir4life_ 2 жыл бұрын
Ah.. A spongebob reference
@suitable1317 2 жыл бұрын
Yea the slaves did not agree with that one
@krissatron 2 жыл бұрын
BobSponge reference
@aidenchilders8632 2 жыл бұрын
the horses: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog
@loanwanning3441 2 жыл бұрын
Name a better quote. "These mobs will make Chernobyl look like a gas station patrol spill." - Jim 2021
@zerrierslizer1 2 жыл бұрын
i didnt know you could spill a Patrol.
@theduckgod4364 2 жыл бұрын
@Duck For All yes
@nicktheguy_ 2 жыл бұрын
Mother
@Ryan-yj5pl 2 жыл бұрын
"You know what I call it? Submissive and breedable."
@ProfessionalBugLover 2 жыл бұрын
“h”
@wwestrongmans 2 жыл бұрын
jim voice is so calm like he just lost all of his brain cell while making all of this mods
@matthewferraro8020 2 жыл бұрын
He is numb
@TheItalianoAssassino 2 жыл бұрын
"This should only be allowed to live in remote parts of Russia" WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHY IS HE SO FUNNY
@henryperry781 2 жыл бұрын
not even that. expunge this from the planet forever.
@user-nu5kd6uc7g 2 жыл бұрын
I live in a remote part of russia, and I'm not against that mob👁️👄👁️
@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513 2 жыл бұрын
It's Jim, duh
@CosmoWasHere 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly these should just be added to Minecraft
@SaarimPlayz 2 жыл бұрын
nah bruh it’s CURSED
@pianocats 2 жыл бұрын
what's up checkmark
@Xiph1r 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@vinoneya2015 2 жыл бұрын
ofc
@TwigsR_cool 2 жыл бұрын
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG I need this
@Cracks094 2 жыл бұрын
When he lit up the nether portal and both of them individually just entirely stopped mid sentence, in awe and disbelief what just happened, made me laugh more than i'd like to admit
@wintertimber1749 2 жыл бұрын
The moment of silence when Jim lights up the two block tall portal just kills me
@narrativeless404 2 жыл бұрын
" It's a beautiful work of art, like a _Potassium_ " _* Kris, get the banana_
@jamesherald5389 2 жыл бұрын
GET. THAT. BANNANA.
@zakwickham136 2 жыл бұрын
Get the banana now so I can eat it!
@narrativeless404 2 жыл бұрын
@@zakwickham136 Bruh
@brickpuncher1429 2 жыл бұрын
Mmm. Potassium
@jamesherald5389 2 жыл бұрын
THE BANNA KRIS
@pokojuw9 2 жыл бұрын
6:15 Jim : [ Stop and stare at somewhere suspiciously] Guest : [ Gasping in fear ] Are you seeing thing Jim....? Jim : *They're Coming* [ Vordt of the Boreal Valley playing in the background ]
@evilbrynn3802 2 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Long Minecraft horse can’t hurt you, they aren’t real. Long Minecraft horse: 🐴
@toby42_ 2 жыл бұрын
🐴🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫
@jbbeats6339 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Jim: Makes a horse that's 20 chunks long Imagine seeing that in real life, lol
@KK-hl9lx 2 жыл бұрын
@@jbbeats6339 the horse would probably win every single horse race in the world
@KylerLiam 2 жыл бұрын
@@jbbeats6339 in real life that would be 320 meters long
@matthewzeller5026 2 жыл бұрын
Never been to Long Ring Long Land?
@chocobear4078 2 жыл бұрын
"You know I call it? Submissive and breedable."
@TheBlackAntagonist 2 жыл бұрын
Best joke of the video, specially with the immediate jump cut to Jim leaving.
@zydelixir6606 2 жыл бұрын
You just removed 90 years from my life
@desktopabyss6198 2 жыл бұрын
I really love how he sounds like he's giving a presentation in class 90% of the video.
@ThatsFinn 2 жыл бұрын
This was incredible Jim..
@ItsJimJCX 2 жыл бұрын
o7 sir
@an_unknown_guy 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItsJimJCX wat
@Medusa_The-Bard 2 жыл бұрын
@@an_unknown_guy he said, o7 sir
@snerdyurgh 2 жыл бұрын
@@Medusa_The-Bard wat
@zerrierslizer1 2 жыл бұрын
@@snerdyurgh wat
@FobyTox07 2 жыл бұрын
I like how calm jim is while his friends question there sanity
@larkol8281 2 жыл бұрын
"How many mobs do you know that have a radius." My personal favorite
@back_the_bone 2 жыл бұрын
"I know what I'm doing." Also him: [walks into lava and bursts with items]
@lalaxax8459 2 жыл бұрын
"Theyre coming..." * Chest floats by*
@Thatmonkey48 2 жыл бұрын
5:43 "They say im smooth with it, and I dont know what that means"
@zenicidal 2 жыл бұрын
"You know what I call it? Submissive and Breedable"
@imahumanbutichosetobeapota5479 2 жыл бұрын
i hope it is true in real life
@pv7875 Жыл бұрын
Now I'm scared
@retrogotgamez 2 жыл бұрын
"These mobs are going to make Chernobyl look like gas oil spill" I never in my life though I would hear this line yet it's not one of the funniest things I've ever heard
@GoobertTheSillyOne 2 жыл бұрын
5:16 "i know what im doing" *proceeds to die to a single pixel of lava*
@biobuilder4366 2 жыл бұрын
the long horses in the tower make me think of snipers with laser sights or something
@Phoenix-fe9tp 2 жыл бұрын
If I never knew about minecraft and downloaded this it totally could have just been a 'cursed' game. The only thing that might have tipped me off was the horse having all four legs in the right place but just EXTENDED. Also this is hilarious. Love it.
@Spicy_Uber 2 жыл бұрын
"These mobs will make Chernobyl look like a gas station oil spill" -Jim 2021
@yogurtsandwich5009 2 жыл бұрын
you are CRIMINALLY underrated my dude
@tired_goblin 2 жыл бұрын
4:35 you'll never lose your village again
@oceangmd 2 жыл бұрын
ItsJim: has glitched helmet Piglins: It's free real estate.
@zenziith 2 жыл бұрын
I love how youre so nonchalant about everything like "Oh yeah, that was me, I did that." All while your friends are just, "What the f-"
@boomboyproject8706 2 жыл бұрын
2:54, да, у нас на Камчатке такие живут. Но они не опасные, если их не трогать и изредка подкармливать. Водкой и картошкой.
@dafabulousdude8541 2 жыл бұрын
Hear me out: A long horse, but the front and the back move independently. With space for a lot of saddles. And if you attack them with shears, it just splits into two shorter horses.
@Gon_taggin 2 жыл бұрын
"Id like to see dream do this"
@mattkane357 2 жыл бұрын
This content really reminds me of old schlatt during the smplive days and i love it.
@NatureShy 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah same here
@kids_on_games9080 2 жыл бұрын
"These animals make Chernobyl look like a gas station oil spill" Accurate statement!!! XD
@evilboy4416 2 жыл бұрын
1:53 normal, its OKAY
@somnvm37 2 жыл бұрын
tip: make a texturepack with cross being 1 pixel offest (probably vertically and horizontaly)
@chopisdish357 2 жыл бұрын
*_submissive and breedable_* that was the moment when my lungs were absolutely freaking destroyed
@ban9052 2 жыл бұрын
Jim:you know what I call him Other person:what? Jim: SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE.🤣🤣
@OSCARMlLDE Жыл бұрын
i love how jim does the benrey-ass bit of dropping something batshit insane and then immediately trying to introduce a mundane task to cover up whatever he last said
@hazu6077 2 жыл бұрын
the content and the editing is so entertaining, keep going bud..
@UwUYT 2 жыл бұрын
Long Horse is the best thing I've seen all day apart from Up Sheep and Beef Helmet. Pure genius.
@moonlessnight2923 2 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Thicc sheep isn't real it can't hurt you. Thicc sheep:
@osmiltonneto1162 2 жыл бұрын
Me: Watches the long horse part My brain: Long horse Trevor Henderson Jim: do you know it’s better than long horse? Longer Horse
@NifftyVa123 2 жыл бұрын
3:22 Ah yes, my favorite urban legend.
@samevans4834 2 жыл бұрын
Never in my life did I think I would see a desert village house emanating rays of horse
@turtle9196 2 жыл бұрын
Idea: make a clock using the long horses.
@straw421 2 жыл бұрын
the silence was so loud when you lit that portal
@ellmo_ben 2 жыл бұрын
You need to be in the next April fool update
@hanawali348 2 жыл бұрын
Notch fears Jim. Mojang fears Jim.
@hizamomac3851 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 almost gave me a heart attack
@ScottyBlott 2 жыл бұрын
Yea he fried my brain by the golden helmet on his feet.
@MeTtOoW 2 жыл бұрын
Love your content bud! Keep it up!
@SCORZY 2 жыл бұрын
Dude you’re hilarious these videos are great!
@brinkieb9269 2 жыл бұрын
3:20 **PLUK VAN DE PETTEFLAT INTENSIFIES**
@thecrazyastrogirl 2 жыл бұрын
His friends slowly forgetting how to play Minecraft is the best part
@Bristol_Lively 2 жыл бұрын
Just get a skeleton horse and then boom you got Long Horse
@endevomgelende8634 2 жыл бұрын
They should make you the Lead dev of the April fools updates
@nori_tutor Жыл бұрын
JIM, *YOU ALMOST KILLED ME* Lol When you were giving your description about that long-highway horse I was eating noodles ._. And I laughed, as you imagine, I choked. But I'm ok lol
@myadventuresandstuff5428 2 жыл бұрын
ItsJim: for the soul purpose of frying my friends brain Me: jokes on you mine is already fried
@Jodakeks 2 жыл бұрын
0:18 ``to cuum``
@Grey.. 2 жыл бұрын
love your vids bro, keep up the good work homie
@Cr0ssfireGaming-TEK 2 жыл бұрын
First vid I've seen of your channel and I'm now in love with you.
@royale420 2 жыл бұрын
Jim: Hey. Remember when we were talking about sleep paralysis demons?
@miss.dannitiger 2 жыл бұрын
7:56 lol
@royaldakat5833 2 жыл бұрын
3:32 Anyone ever been to shair-a-noble before? Sounds really cool.
@nova9124 2 жыл бұрын
*Chokes on water when the horses first shows up*
@annietian1234 2 жыл бұрын
Let's admit, Jim has the best sense of humor in youtube history.
@thecrazeecow1682 2 жыл бұрын
Bringing “it’s long… like a horse” to another level
@emmawakefield4001 2 жыл бұрын
That been helmet really got me🤣
@darkbladevampire 2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic. 10/10 this is why I surf KZfaq at 6am.
@beepymemes.2 2 жыл бұрын
The intro clip is priceless 👌
@egyptian_salads2871 2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps him wearing a helmet as boots should be the least of my worries
@pancakesareawesome3121 2 жыл бұрын
2:17 man that helmet’s pretty beefy!
@li.013 2 жыл бұрын
The long horses... I can't do this anymore, I laughed forever when they got stuck in the house.. I can't-, I can't- pls
@jojosumilu 2 жыл бұрын
imagine the beef helmet making munching sounds when you have it on
@angie_blu2397 2 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Long horses don't exist, they can't hurt you. Long horses:
@masterpig5s 2 жыл бұрын
Small, modular mods that can be reused in the future and in other videos. Seen some mods from others just pop up in other videos and I appreciate the efficiency
@obsessedwithkeys 2 жыл бұрын
this was hilarious and earned you a subscriber
@lourila 2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he created a Horsckel Perfect
@TO_ET 2 жыл бұрын
BROOO IM CRYING 😂😂😂😭 THE DOG 😭
@ballstealer 2 жыл бұрын
This is what I watch on my free time
@aseo3839 2 жыл бұрын
5:40 had me crying 😂
@meepmonstare Жыл бұрын
Jim behind you *Hermitcraft references* GEM BEHIND YOU
@JeremyLeGrand 2 жыл бұрын
“These guys are gonna make Sharon-yoble look like a gas station explosion” Haha great video though!
@elivile. 2 жыл бұрын
I do believe that we need a download of this mod. I approve of the chaos you've created.
@just-a-fnf-fan 2 жыл бұрын
…. *…the horse is an absolute hellspawn.*
@horutaken 2 жыл бұрын
ngl your channel is really underrated
@blossombirdeis9942 2 жыл бұрын
Me: a mod save me a slice! Me: ok that's good ok ok Me: after:that's enough CURSED THINGS
@netunooog Жыл бұрын
I was dying after they both were speech less and you just were like lets go get some blaze rods after you made your portal. Goofy boys
@elijay8373 2 жыл бұрын
"How many mobs do you know that have a radius" I'm sorry but I started tearing up
@5d_4n 2 жыл бұрын
4:38 you will never lose your house since you can nearly always find it
@Camille-hy4pz 2 жыл бұрын
Wither‘s death sound is the most epic sound in Minecraft in my opinion. Great choice for these “boatoids”, sir.
@bluerapter 2 жыл бұрын
You'll be taking long horse to a different level
@SCORZY 2 жыл бұрын
“How many mobs do you know that have a radius” hahahahahahahahaha
@vian8013 2 жыл бұрын
this the funniest dude ive seen in awhile
@clairemckim1 2 жыл бұрын
same😀
@_1derscore 2 ай бұрын
jim talks so casually i cant even
@tappl3 2 жыл бұрын
0:38 golden helmet on your feet? yeah, not even 40 seconds in and i can already tell this is gonna be too cursed
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