Mother: He’s gonna be a scientist Father: No, he’s gonna be a farmer The child:

"a little bit of radiation never hurt anyone"

"what kind of animals do you raise on your farm?" *AT-AT's AND AIR DUCTS*

These creatures are beautiful honestly I would rate each one 10/10

Boomer humor: I hate my wife Millenial humor: I hate my life Gen Z humor: Chris (4:00)

You’re the most underrated youtuber I have ever seen

Jim: do you like head?,well then Lama: “turns into giraffe”

2:21 the "random clicking sound" is the vanilla chicken walking sound, Jim

I like how this dude only sometimes sensors himself when he swears and leaves it in other times so it just makes the times he did sensor it useless lol

Those cows are straight up tables

I haven't laughed at all today and the thing that got me to laugh was the ender dragon and your commentary of it. Thank you for making me laugh haha

I love how he literally made keep inventory true before the clutch cause he knew he won't do that

cows: table squid: side table sheep: air vent tiny enderman: among us character cod: bitten hotdog bun chicken: drag queen (no offense) blaze: *derp* wither: kinder gardener making a "i" zombie: a baby zombie wearing overalls blaze: a cauldron disguised as a chest Edit: thxs for the likes iv'e never had this many

I love how the video is so distracting that no one realised his helmet was on his feet 4:46

The part where he colored over the lama’s chest accessories made it look oddly buff

the fact that he wears his gold helmet ON HIS FEET just makes it more amazing 👏😍

That R̶e̶m̶o̶d̶e̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶ ram looked cool!

Thank you for making me nearly cry laughing. I needed that today

4:05 NOT MY NEIGHBOR ACTULLY HAVING A SMALL CURLY DOG THAT IS EXACTLY 13 NAMED COCO- 😭

This is like an ultimate entity that takes references from its old destroyed universe and adds it into his own universe.

The Creeper looks like freaking Missingno 🤣 Also, I love Chris, and the Blazes. Their expressions made the whole thing so funny. They look so calm. xD

2:40 I CANT

02:51 Finally, Mojang added giraffes

5:42 "Not because I meant to, but because I don't know what I'm doing..." isn't this all of us at this point?

This man is so good at editing and making the vids entertaining and he is such a small youtuber.I think he’s going to make it one day.

Everyone: Lol funny animals Me: Why does he have a helmet on his feet (4:46)

You're the first genuinely funny minecraft youtuber I've found since I discovered boffy. I belly laughed at this video numerous times, absolute S tier video

1:55 He does look pretty menacing Yare Yare Daze

Ok I found the name of the software: it’s CustomPlayerModel mod

3:38 oh shit my name is cress

7:28 “oh i just removed there torsos” when he meant legs

0:33 "*A little bit of radiation never hurt anyone*"

2:23 no that's just the walking sounds for chickens idk why

Is this texture gonna be downloadable I want to put it on my friends computer because he needs more nightmares

1:08 Man, I love these Ikea Tables

Bro i haven't laughed so hard for a long ass time lmao you massacred the phantoms

GOOD VIDEO JIM LOVED THE ENTIRE THING THROUGH AND THROUGH

Chaos in its purest form

ItsJim when he sees his stupid modded cow: Is this my coffee table? Me: Yes, It’s just your average coffee table

You have a great sense of humor and horror and they mix so well so you have earned my subscription

4:12 that’s my neighbors dog😟

It turns out the radiation gave them superpowers too.

“A little radiation never hurt anybody.” Laughs in Chernobyl power plant explosion

These are horrifying eldritch abominations I love it

2:34 been watching so much family guy I thought you meant Peter when you said peta

8:21 pause vid immediately! White enderman

I'd love to own my own Cowffee table.

This dude is so funny I'm dying great video man

4:22 My brain: B F D I A N O U N C E R

"All i see is abomination" "And i only see is cursed animals"

Fun fact: when Mojang was making axolotls, they messed up and accidentally put the torso on the head. An image exists of this monstrosity.

the coffee table cow was so hilarious i forgot how to breathe from laughing so hard

I mean, the actual wither’s name is Simmons.

This was absolute gold

"A bit of radiation never hurt anyone" tell that to the Chernobyl liquidators

ItsJim:*remix every mob in Minecraft and turns a horse into a ram* The 1.18 update: *has ram*

2:12 yes

you should do a play through on this

1:00 Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Poor Mr cow: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WALK ON THESE TWIGS FOR LEGS Edit: when it’s finished it looks like a table with a cow head decoration

This... This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

”They’re tall lines”😂

4:46 ah yes, a golden helmet in the boot slot

A pinhead skeleton sliding around literally spitting arrows is golden

i need this in my life as a mod or texture pack its beautiful

Now this is perfection

7:34 sheps

3:30 beatiful

0:06 nice table ya got there

I turned my table into the cow. The cows head is a cooler. Are you proud?

1:14 What the matter between Horse & Dodge RAM

Itsjim:Pigs are longer in real life *Zombie Pigman:Am i a join to you?!*

My brain is violently torn between finding the short endermen cute vs having war flashbacks to the baby skeletons in Rebirth of the Night. And yes, they're just as awful as they sound. Take all of the nightmare-to-fight factors of baby zombies, then give them a ranged weapon with half the cooldown of something like a trident, while also having them charge you to deal contact damage at the same time instead of hanging back like normal skeletons

Ok this needs to be a skin pack for the mobs.

If I could invest in KZfaqrs, I'd invest in your channel

The non-animated skelly gave me crazy "total miner:forge" nostalgia😢

3:39 jim: he's name is kris my brain:ITS DELTARUNE TIMEEE

*Timestamps* Pig 0:34 Cod 0:45 Cow 1:09 Horse 1:21 Chicken 1:31 Lamma 1:40 Creeper 1:50 Blaze 1:59 ???? Skeleton 2:10 Gameplay1 2:15 Sheep 3:29 Chris 3:37 Phantom 3:49 Gameplay2 3:50 Wolf 4:08 Ender Dragon [SNEAK PEEK] 4:29 Iron Golem 5:22 Husk/Zombie/Wither 5:29 Spider 5:43 Squid 6:18 Endermen 6:34 Ghast 6:57 Piglin 7:29 Endermen vol.2 7:49 More Endermen 8:16 Ender Dragon 8:25

I couldn’t stop laughing 💀

this is the first video i’ve seen by you and i am most definitely subscribing

4:45 love the way u wearin that gold helmet tho

1:31 Screen: Chicken with endermen leg Me: Died cause of confusing while laughing

This is so funny 😂!

Jim:*searches ram: Google:did you meen the pickup truck?

5:23 💀💀

he has a helmet on his feat at 5:13

u deserve way more subs, this is *real content*

I laught so hard at this video! Like his so serious but also extremly funny🤣

Those squids made me unreasonably happy

is no one going to talk about the golden helmet on his legs?

"You know whats cooler than a horse? A ram" *google pulls up pictures of Ram Trucks

Jim: do you like head? Well then, Hold up-

Chickens have actually always had that clicking walking sound.

5:07 peppa pig

Omg it’s too good if it was a mod I would install it immediately.

Jim i am thoroughly enjoying ur content

"BOOM! A lightsaber." I'm dieing help-

Literally 20 Seconds In He's Already Torn Off Pig Skin... 0:25

what's the program to make the mobs

2:39 The noise of this mission in a nutshell

“And boom welcome to the military industrial complex.” IM SO DONE! IM LEGIT DYING OF LAUGHTER