The 𓂸5 engine goes hard.

Those connecting rods are forged from pure hopes and dreams

Absurd math problems be like:

I’m more concerned about the fact that this thing revs to 11k rpm

After I, V, Λ, W, rotary and radial engines, now we have upside-down T engines. plus vibration must be wild

Kinda odd that it goes from V8 sounding to flat six sounding

If somebody could get this exact sound into a roadster it would be freaking amazing

I can imagine this engine having like 3 oil pumps just to lubricate all cylinders

I've rarely heard an engine that imitate this closely the sound of a fart 😂

This has no right sounding as good as it does.

its actually quite a cool sound because it idles like a big v8, then morphs into an inline 6

I want that, with its I3 portion sticking out the bonnet, higher than my roof!

But why does it sound kinda good tho

You'd need an aircraft hangar's worth of space to change the conrods, and you wouldn't be able to fit under most bridges. At least it sounds great though

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

You laugh, but those three vertical cylinders are the most efficient cylinders you've ever seen

that actually sounds beautiful. kinda sounds like a dino v6

BTW, if the inline 3 portion is a regular 120 degree crank, you can turn this into a far less scuffed inline 5. All you'd have to do is set cylinders 1 and 5 to reach TDC or BDC together, but be on opposite strokes (IE one on compression, the other on exhaust) while the middle 3 cylinders run as a normal inline 3 (but probably with a 2-4-3, 4-2-3, or 3-4-2 firing order instead of 2-3-4 or 4-3-2 for smoothness or whatever)

the new engine configuration, the ⊥-5

during the first part of the dyno run, the engine sounded like a concrete drill

To make it even worse you could try to make the piston rods of the side cylinders only a fraction longer than the excentricity of the crank. That way it should run nice and uneven and might even get stuck under the right conditions. If both has the same length it will definitely get stuck.

The slow mo idle sounded like a printer calibration

it's got an air-cooled Flat 6 sound to it, I like

Using a longer crank actually meant for less sliding resistance. But hey, we already have offset cylinders.

I guess you could call it a vertical shaft engine

It sounds mean AF.

There were engines somewhat similar to this, the small cylinder was called a “helper cylinder” and contributed to starting the engine since compression was very high. Typically in heavy Diesel engine equipment, sometimes they were on steam engines also

I love how it goes from V8 to flat 6 on the dyno but immediately goes to taco bell after the rpms drop.

Imagine someone actually creating such engine in real life...

"It's over side engines.. i have the high ground!"

An electric car with simulated engine sounds needs this sound simulator!

That went from Hudson Hornet to M3 real quick

Actually an ingenious design if you think about the leverage of the longer piston while accelerating and the efficient idle of the other 2 pistons

Id just imagine the lower part being mounted flat into the engine bay like how it's done in a Subaru. But with there being a useless thin but long tower with intake, exhaust, coolant pipes and fuel lines. A driveable eyesore.

Best sounding so far by a mile! Lovely raw sound, I love it!

the start-to-slow-mo transition had me cracking up. Great work :D

Strongest Shape Engine

Those aren't cams, they're peanuts.

Part boxer part inline lmao

Thought "wow that makes a lot of power" then I looked at the info header... yeah I guess a 7L 5 cylinder (even this cursed) would make that no issue lmao

Ah yes, the T5 engine, a formidable design

in the low revs it kinda sounds like a cummins 6bt

"I called earlier, I'm here to pick up those rods" *employee pulls out two 13ft long boxes*

It sounds like a classic straight 6 at higher revs lmao

would it sound the same if you didnt have 8 foot connecting rods to the middle cylinders?

Yo, this shit sounds GOOD tho!

Therapist: a tri-doup cylinder engine won’t exist My dreams:

Ok this was the craziest and funny video I seen! The engine sounds like the yamaha r6 and the tone of it just gives me the vibes of it. Awesome engine tho! It would be crazy and awesome to see this irl if it was actually made.

why does it sound so good like one of the best sounding engines i've ever heard

People build crazy engine all the time and it seems to work just fine, I couldn't even get my I2 to run without stalling whenever put into gear, or even idle smoothly, I need a guide sooo bad lol

i hope you keep making videos like this bro they’re interesting

That one E36 at 7 am drifting at every corner:

Fart engine

I'm willing to model a 9cyl triple bank engine now thanks to this and I hope it'll sound as weirdly amazing as this one. I'm in awe

"ayo what engine you got in this thing?" *looks across at giant extension rising out of the bonnet* "A T3"

Goes from sounding like a 90s chevy truck with no cats to 90s civic very fast

"My Upside Down T Stroke will walk yer Camaro any day, Son" muttered Bob as he tried talking over the beatboxing idle noise.

Mane I can feel the moment of inertia from those conrods messing up everything like crazy

0:30 My man created mechanical polyrhythm. Bout ta write a song over this shiz.

Absolute mad lad stuff, thank you for letting me realise things like these exist

it sounds like its stalling all the time , but it just keeps going , and the high rpm sounds so dirty its great .

Kinda sounds like a semi engine brake while driving

Impressive someone is still trying. Thanks for giving it a shot. I imagine that this design is gonna shake the life out of the mounts its attached to. Cudos for trying It also appears this video caught on. Keep pushing the envelope.

What a way to find out Real Civil Engineer has a second channel

Those cam lobes haven't missed a leg day, that's for sure!

hi. i need help. when i press w simulator says "speed control set 0.1" but in videos i saw there is "speed control set 1.0" can u help me about that?

I love how it like multiple 55 gallon drums full of rocks being shaken at different speeds while at idle, and revs up to sound like a 2 stroke with a tuned exhaust, but the commenters absolutely love how it sounds.

Honestly a radial 4 would be interesting I wonder if the imbalance would technically cancel out.

I think what makes it sound V6/Flat 6 like is how the middle three cylinders horizontally are firing exactly like a three cylinder engine..Then along with the configuration and the other two cylinders, it adds a sort of a V8 engine effect..at low RPMs

I would love to see someone attempt to make this concept into an actual engine.

Better hope to God those 3 vertical pistons aren't using Maxpeedingrods or else you're gonna be driving a rolling bomb threat

Idle: Diesel Truck noises Low RPM: Muscle car noises High RPM: Japanese Sportscar noises What, how

some post processing on this would make for a really sick and unique sounding engine

Why is nobody talking about what timing this would involve?

The torque from that middle cylinder would be crazy

The crankshaft would probably bend on the high piston

It sounds incredible. I'll take two, please.

Insanely amazing. I wish I had the knowledge to do such insanitis. I'd love if he made an actual ui where you could simply drag a dial and adjust without having to know T.i.

this sounds too good bro...damnn

The sound is a mix between a V8 (low rpm) and Inline 3 (high rpm)

It sounds like an old British in-line 6. Beautiful

This sounds like a lawnmower fighting with a Harley and a Racing Motorbike

I love how agressive it sounds. Nearly too agressive, which i didnt think it could...

I like to imagine the top cylinder is just sticking out of the hood

I'm trying to make a simple v12 but I can't figure out why I'm getting certain errors in the error log. Sigh

That firing order is down right insane

Human A: "So hey I made this ultra precise engine simulation that's running at 10'000Hz, and it can simulate any piston engine and sound goes brr and its super optimised." Human B: "Hahaha engine shits itself."

How did you even begin to figure out the math for this

This engine in slow mo has the best beatbox base ever

I'm just worried about the profile of the cam lobes, honestly. Great work, troll complete, return to HQ.

so is that an inline 3 in the middle, and a boxer twin on the bottom?

for some reason my game sits at 10 fps and i cant get it to work and the sound lags so bad

conrods: "mr storm i don't feel so good"

I’m not a car guy, but the unequal cylinders: they haunt me.

What program is this? I wanna mess with this right now

The engine sounds like a Ford 390 at idle, like a new Porsche at 7000 rpm and then it starts playing what sounds like Kahoot music in the slow motion mode, what kind of engine is this?

I'm curious about how could sound the dynacam engine in the Engine Simulator

Sounds awesome!

Holy shit you made a beat in an engine simulator, that’s so cool

that slowmo beat is fire tho