This is so hilariously true.

After this id be making more nuts, guys making like half a mil from monkey statues, wouldnt be suprised if other people’d be interested in monkey nuts.

I can't stand the word fandom anymore my god

@@Clickscap same

I commented on his unboxing video that I think Schlatt's enjoyment of the sculpture is very consistent with the artist's vision.

Except for squid game zuckles

New Netflix documentary: featuring Shlatt and monkey cock

daddy?

Wassup Zuckles

Damn skippy zuckles

YO THIS IS SMART AF

yes

this, this right here is revolutionary

This changes everything

Please I drive by that every time I come home. He is quite lonely

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Samee

As he should honestly

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along the path the other smaller statues are scattered in various rock formations

hosting a race for some b o n e s

Mr. Hands Race

steel balls run

how could you cut such perfect, voluptuous balls up like that?

Thats a cool idea but if I wasted 350k and broke it appart I would start crying lol

Hey Nick

*LATT* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 30k subscribers!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you GUYS alot* literally begging.

Ayy a one piece

They can both make money on that tbh

@@dawrekk here 15 seconds from your comment

Gonna say as a Francesco he Is the best of us

Wrong its jchlatt and monke statues

@@jordannlammm best of the Francesco*s*

If I had the choice between the government getting my money or the statue getting it, I’d choose the statue

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just like naked yoga is allowed on youtube for some reason... (not that ive watched it or looked it up uhh) smh youtube!

@@tazmainian3479 w h a t ?

@@Batyssss it was a long time ago bro, I've grown up 😭

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1.1K likes and 0 comments, huh? Let's fix that for you, mate.

@@THE_AceOfSarcasm DAMN WHAT IN 1 DAY!? GODDAMN

@@kermitthehusk4278 Damn, it's been a month, and still... Just us. So, how's life?

@@THE_AceOfSarcasm bahahahah damn just us two. Life is ok, been a bit of a struggle, just finished my university degree tho which is exciting, graduating in a couple months. How's life goin for you?

@@kermitthehusk4278 Life is going good. It's been rough for a lot of it, and I've been through a lot, but the people in it make it a lot better, especially my significant other. And speaking of school, finals are coming up for me. I'm in highschool, as a freshman, and it's pretty stressful on top of all the other stuff I've been through, not to mention how much fighting I've had to do with the school, but... In the end, part of me still enjoys it. I don't understand why, but I guess some of the people there just make it worthwhile. But hey, that's life. Things are just weird.

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YES

He's gonna need a hell of a raid shadow legends sponsorship for that

The entire museum is just full of monkey balls statues of various shapes and sizes...

make some passive income off the big man? now thats grindset

This

Hilarious in thought, but thats more of a dick move than anything. Its a common thing nowadays for special places and hidden beaches and shit to get ruined because the instagram (and other) influencers tell millions of people about this place, and then get overridden with lousy tourists. Same thing here. Its an asshole move to turn a local quiet town into a swarming tourist attraction. But i get what youre saying, it would be funny.

lmao put it in Thames in NZ near the playground, skate park, maccas and the warehouse for everybody to see

@@eeyoink id love to just walk past that thing but if it did happen it would be in Auckland sadly lmao

This is a perfect idea

Exactly what I was thinking!

vouching for monkey nuts museum

that's actually a pretty good idea

I agree with this! The enrty cost could cover the cost of more statues!

YES THIS PLEASE DO THIS

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@@badders4753 u sus 💩💩🙀🙀🙀

Truly

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@@badders4753 Minecraft bad, Fortnite good. Keanu reeves not wholesome chungus 100

yes

This

By far the best suggestion

You, sir, are clearly the wisest amongst us simpletons.

He should absolutely come here I wanna see him get into a barfight with someone in glasgow

FAX

I hate this with a passion. Lol.

@@TechnoSon06 jealous?

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@@isaacdanoob2434 that’s none of your business 😡

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yea

This is it. This is THE idea.

Love this idea

big guy, big monkey nuts

Yeah I like this idea a lot more

"Property of me" *engraving of shlatt grinning with wallet in his hand

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Shut up bots. Also yeah, I think dropping it off at Ted’s place is a great idea.

well Schlatt has spent tens of thousands on NFTs but yeah

@@KalenAlmeida the bricks nft?

@@daorklis5305 yeah those and the loot bags ones, I only know from OTK reacts so there’s probably even more

@@KalenAlmeida that's depressing, at least KKB is actually worth the money

and bricks

@TenLetters LMFAO

Ok but why stop him? This is brilliant

Imagine if someone is robbing him and see this masterpiece.

@@Bushment. They’d just turn right back around, realising they’re biting for something too big for them

It's a cause well worth dying for

This right here, this is it

Seconded this.

You know how dog statues shiny noses? Those balls are going to glisten

Please do this, this means I can visit it daily

That's what I was thinking! Hell, it's Austin, I doubt you'd even have to petition that hard. Maybe get some local business on board (Alamo Drafthouse already has a statue of the Lawgiver from Planet of The Apes at one of their Austin locations) and you're golden.

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Bold of you to assume the Amazon will still be dense by 2237

As if the Amazon won't be gone in under 50 years

@@nathanpeterson5609 fun fact, a lot of the Amazon hasn’t been explored as it’s way too dangerous

riveting storytelling

Someone would just strap a pipe bomb to it and blow it up. Sad but true.

i want that

@@robertk3929 nah

"everyone and streamers"

@@bustermcthundernut Perhaps not as far as a pipe bomb, more likely they'd vandalise it though

I fully support this idea

Or right next to the Bull and Harambe statue in Wall Street

@Ran nice pfp

This is such a good idea, just place it in the effing road or something 😂

WHAT ABOUT A FALLING ACTION!?

@@Fawnfreckle that’s when the balls hit the forest floor

why not

The resolution we have yet to see, or even the climax I believe, this has just started and its very exciting

Thank you for sharing your knowledge.

You mad genius

thanks for addressing the elephant in the room

@@AnotherDudeNamedChris that’s likely where i got it from i just remembered the elephant thing and wasn’t sure from where but i have watched all his videos

so the white elephant gift will become the blue monkey gift?

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nice pfp

Me too-

@@xX_casperbones_Xx thx lol

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this is it.

honestly that would be great i live in az ill visit money nuts

Jesus christ everyone like this post this has to happen

I would hope that after a while it just gathers a bunch of offerings and pictures and stuff like that danny devito shrine

There's also pretty cheap land in Texas he could use for it.

Agreed! 👍

year: 4334563459068 aliens: *find that and question the sacred race of beings that lived there and made that*

?

Imagine some tribe finding this and starting to see big blue monkey nuts as their new god

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Somewhere in the Western to Midwestern bumfuck nowhere of America, you are driving down a road. It’s a nearly cloudless day, the sun causing highway mirages as it beats down onto the pavement. Your gas is full, you have little chocolate donuts from seven eleven, life is good. The landscape around you is extremely boring scenery, mainly flat grassy terrain with the occasional cluster of trees. Your eyes have become glazed over, luckily there is not a car in sight for you to worry about, so you continue in this state of monotonous driving. Suddenly you are broken from your trance as an unusually large amount of trees pop up on both sides of the highway. The blinding light shining from the sun is guarded away by shadows from the woods. Yours eyes feel more at ease now that they are blocked from the harsh light, even the inside of your car feels cooler. You relax for a while, thankful for the shade. Soon, you see the ending of the woods up ahead, and prepare yourself once again for the glaring beams of sun. Your car exits the shadows, though the scenery looks slightly different this time. The grass looks more alive, the ground is completely flat with not even the slightest of hills, and something seems to be approaching on the near empty horizon. You squint to see if you can make it out better, it seems to just be a small group of trees, nothing more. However the closer you get to it, the less it looks like trees. You speed up slightly, your original destination now on the back burner to this new discovery. Now it’s in vision, it looks to be a house in the middle of the field. Nothing else on the horizon in any direction except the forest you just left. It has to be miles away from any signs of civilization. You slow down at the right side of the highway to get out of your car. As soon as you exit the door you understand why there had been so many highway mirages, it was boiling. You glared down into the middle of the field and sure enough, what looked to be a normal house plopped right from the suburbs stood erect. Your interests had peaked. It had been a long boring drive and this seemed like such an enticing break. Just as you where about to start your trek across the grass, you debated locking your car. You then wiped that thought from your brain, no one is on this road, much less someone who would try to steal a car. You had always been the paranoid type. You started walking across the field, you noticed how surprisingly well mowed it was. Was it possible that people actually lived here? Was this just a prank? What is this? Questions filled your brain as the sun hit your back, quickly causing you to start sweating. You where only halfway to the house and your shirt has already started to stick. You kept your eyesight locked onto the door, noticing how it slowly grew in size with each step. Finally you had made it to the front of the house. Panting from exhaustion. You realize how out of shape you truly are. You turn towards the door raising your arm to knock. You knock once, twice, three, four times. No answer. You scan for a doorbell, but have no luck. You have an idea, accompanied by a slight feeling of guilt for what it entails. What if you broke the window? You reassure yourself this isn’t really someone’s home. If you broke in it wouldn’t make a difference. This is just someone who has too much time on their hands joke. A very strange joke. However before you go back to your car for some heavy object, you decide to try the most obvious solution first. Your hand touches the surprisingly cold handle and turns. To an even greater surprise, it’s unlocked. The door is now cracked but you feel weary, it all feels so strange and dreamlike. You push past the fear, you are a grown ass adult for fucks sake, you can enter a house even if it’s a little creepy. You push the door forward and feel slightly underwhelmed. The inside looks just as normal as the outside did. You walk into what seems to be the living room and take it all in. The carpeted floors, the off white walls, the popcorn ceiling, it reminds you slightly of your own house. You become unsatisfied with this ordinariness and decide to check out the rest of the house. You survey the entirety of the bottom floor. From the kitchen to the bathroom, to what even seems to be a young girls bedroom. You find nothing to your interests. You debate leaving the house, the only thing it’s provided you with is air conditioning and temporary entertainment. As you start to walk towards the door you notice something painfully obvious, the stairs to the next floor. Your excitement rises once again as you start to ascend the carpeted stairway, running your hand along the railing. As You reach the last step you stop in your tracks. The entire second floor is almost completely empty. The only thing inhabiting it is a statue. For a second your brain doesn’t even register what you are looking at, your body and mind frozen in time. Eventually though, you come to your senses. It is the most massive fucking monkey you have seen in your entire life. It’s glory awes you as all you can do is stand and breathe, unable to do anything other then take in its presence. You feel enlightened, you feel the blood flowing through your veins, you feel alive. Just as you’ve reached peak delight, your attention is drawn to a detail so magnificent, you feel as if you are having both a heart attack and an orgasm. Glistening in the light, are a pair of golden balls. You drop to your knees and pray. You have found god. You had never been religious, but this made you feel overflowing eternal love. This is the meaning… to everything. This is the reason everything happens. This is the reason for life and for death. This is all that has ever been and all that ever will be. This is home. You sit at the top of the steps for an immeasurable amount of time, simply praying to that shinning sac of hope. Eventually though, you realize your friends must be worried. You didn’t know the amount of time you had been there, but you knew it had been long enough that you where late. You reached for your pocket to find your phone, And then realized you had left it in the car. You give one last prayer to the monkey before descending back down the stairs. You left and house and where suddenly assaulted once again by the light. After a couple moments of blinking, you slowly came back to your senses. Still unable to see very well, you walked back across the field to the highway. Surprisingly while your eyes where poorly adjusting back to the light, you felt no sweat on you at all. It felt as if you where protected from the heat. As you where once again halfway across the field, you had fully regained you vision, and also had come to a realization. As you surveyed the highway, you could not find your car. Your pace quickened as you started sprinting for the road, once you got there you examined both directions down the highway. There was no sign of your car, and even stranger, no sign of the forest you came from. You felt a wave of emotions come over you. You couldn’t believe this was happening, this is why had always been so careful. This couldn’t be happening, at least not to you. You started walking back over to the house, dragging your feet and your head overflowing with thoughts. This is why you were so paranoid, this is why you didn’t take chances, this is why you always tried to pick the safest option. You reached the door and started to kick it, though did no damage. You slammed yourself into the wall, you charged the sofa, you threw a vase at the window. You screamed for what you didn’t know, and screamed for what you did. After a while you stood in the kitchen observing your damage, you had done this, this was your fault. You fell to your knees and began to sob, this was all your fucking fault. The tears ran down your face as the regret subsided and the realization sank in. You picked yourself up off the ground and turned to go walk up the stairs. Each step you took upwards made you feel slightly better. Maybe this wasn’t such a bad thing. Maybe there is a reason, though your mind still grasped for an answer. You once again reached the second floor and took in the beauty of the monkey. You once agian took a glance at his magnificent balls, and there you finally understood. You finally had your so desired answer. Your feelings earlier where not for nothing. The feeling of love, the feeling of comfort, the feeling of completion. That was why you felt the safety that you had never had before. That was why it felt like home. It was home.

Sorry for any typos, I was inspired by your comment lol

@@malimure2924 how the fuck-

@@malimure2924 mans wrote a whole fucking essay on a statue of a monkey with humongous balls

@@sp3aker15_7 Creative writing lmfao, gotta be proud of the man tho.

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I missed the first kkb merch drops and I loved the designs. If he comes back and drops it AGAIN with even more merch types and options I will give him so much money its unreal.

Kong Balls 5 Dollar Shirt, Then 20 Dollar, Then 50 Dollar, and Finally, 150 Dollar Shirt. Let's see it happen.

But this time it should be “Fund the Biggest Balls”

@@vanbusto8870 in case you're wondering what the vidro he linked is, it's a shaky video of a lake.. nothing interesting..

you could just put it on point nemo and leave it there, then when nuclear war breaks out it's the only thing that remains

@@cans2719 I think you may have forgotten 1 small issue, point nemo is literally in the middle of the ocean.

@@mpawood put a floatie there

do this

YES

the last remnant of the primates

Imagine being in like 3201 and you’re mining with laser drills and your friend sees a monkey with golden balls.

“It appears to be some sort of religious sculpture”

Not even a guarantee that anyone ever sees it.

Hi dolan

next to the charging bull prob

YES

I was gonna say put it in Times Square

New york doesn't deserve king kong nuts

I am happy for schlatt to buy the original but then it will be much harder to visit 🤤 (I am from the Czech Republic)

Imagine that

He is already. Also it's not like they could tell that through archeogoly.

Some random tribe is just gonna dig it up and praise it as the new god

@@felixluna4184 yeah totally like they can't tell he did it coz it's totally not on the internet...

Carve his name in there somewhere and boom.

I mean not history but it's cool

@@orang1921 I mean I was being overdramatic ._. Also nice name

@@orang1921 Not YET

That would be indeed pretty cool

truly a visionary idea

This is the one

What did corpse do

@@eee5379 also wondering the same thing

You’d be surprised. We’re kinda #1 at having to resolve issues we’ve started with our war crimes, usually with more war crimes.

@@jmhadahorse Do you smell the odor of freedom? It smells like burned down villages.

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If he does livestream it 24/7, we would be able to see who the first person to find it is.

It could be made into a treasure hunt! An ARG type game where the goal is to find the statue

Is your profile pic overkill?? I LOVE the 862 series

I meant 3 sry

He did the I’m thinking of retiring as a joke I think, because it looked exactly like Linus video

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THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA OMG

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She is actually in hospital

lol ye

@@earth6862 she would be after seeing the balls

Yes and then when people discover where it is you move it, and keep doing that every time it is found

@@goldenarrow1084 until eventually the statue is put in a blank room with no windows or stream audio

@@tolerabletolerable and they still find it

if the previous hwndu livestreams are anything to go off of, it's going to take 4chan like a week max to find the thing lmao

@@monkeyman5746 how about all of the camera is blocked out except for one pixel, no audio, the one pixel that is unblocked, will be invisible as it will be in a pitch black room. Find the IP Address of the streaming location? Use as many VPNs as possible in as random locations as possible. Power? Set up solar panels. Night power? Make the actual location as far north and barren as possible so they are unable to get to it and do it in the summer (Northern Hemisphere) as the further north you are, the less night you have. They’re also rich enough go there and they know where it is? Try as hard as possible to camouflage the area while leaving the solar panels open to receive sunlight (but that’ll be easy because the snow reflects the sunlight onto the panels). Still find it and go inside? Have 100 highly trained soldiers ready to immediately destroy anything unauthorized that goes within 1,000 miles of the statue. Destroy the guards before they destroy you? Rig up all of their heartbeats to a kill switch, if more than 2-5 flatline, detonate the entire building. Defuse the kill switch before committing genocide? Beforehand, hollow out the inside (except for the gold part, in the hollowed out statue, replace the gold with aluminum colored gold. They still want to take it out? Have the shell be inside a mountain, making it impossible to lift it up and out. Where’s the rest? As deep as possible in the Mariana Trench, but with the gold part removed. Where’s the gold part? In a vault 500ft underground that requires retina scan, each individual finger print scanned, hand prints, foot prints, voice recognition, Social Security Number, DNA scan, & blood scan. Fill the tunnel down, and leave endangered plants above so it is illegal to dig it up. Even after ALL of that, they get into the vault and get the gold part? Sue them for more than it costed to do all of this. THAT, would be my plan to hide the statue, ladies and gentlemen. Edit: TLDR: Show one pixel, hide fake super far up north under maximum security, real blue part is in Mariana Trench, real gold part is far underground, highest possible amount of security, impossible to find. Then sue for massive money to pay off massive debt.

I agree

Ye

This

This

THIS

okay, this one is perfect

This

History in a nutshell

Who says we don't worship it

Greek statues be like...

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This is an amazing idea

best one so far

OOOOO i could only dream of a king kong balls sculpture in alamo drafthouse

Alamo draft house would love it

YES

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knowing them? im sure they'd mistake it for a real monkey and try to kill it ngl

Why the hell would you try to make peta happy?!?! They fucking suck.

@@SpecterNeverSpectator It's not about the company, it's about the testicles.

This please, that would be so cool

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Midas curse

@@Squid00dily Midas balls

@@Praecantetia yes!