I ONLY TELL JOKES AND TRUTHS Ft. Caleb Hearon | The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

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On this Replay Friday episode, comedian Caleb Hearon joins Drew on the show for an episode that you'll be quoting for MONTHS to come. They talk about the weaponization of fatphobia, accidentally joining a Facebook group that bullies snakes, haggling with rich Beverly Hills women for a used couch, why Caleb is "Midwestern Aunt-pilled", lying to help propagate your worldview, and so much more!
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@leberrrats 16 күн бұрын

“I have she/theys that are shooters” has got to be one of the funniest things Caleb has ever said in a podcast

@pyb 16 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-vh3bj6vy6p 12 күн бұрын

Timestamps?

@morticiabaddams 12 күн бұрын

@@user-vh3bj6vy6p The setup starts at 59:50, it makes the line even funnier.

@thegirlwithamicrophone 12 күн бұрын

Just came here to say this 😂

@itsthekg978 11 күн бұрын

Easily one of the funniest things that have ever been said by anyone, honestly LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Hairybloke95 16 күн бұрын

Can't believe you got Rosie O'Donnel on the channel today ❤

@shinobi7416 16 күн бұрын

❤❤❤❤

@SowahMLaryea 16 күн бұрын

I-

@bbbotc 16 күн бұрын

yeaaahhhhh ya nailed it

@BrittanyAngeline 16 күн бұрын

Good one (but Caleb made that joke first). 😂

@laurenashley90 16 күн бұрын

@@BrittanyAngelineso true how amazing Caleb is. 😂

@armetta99 16 күн бұрын

It is so disrespectful that you ended this episode. Just do a 12 hour livestream tf

@pyb 12 күн бұрын

sorry

@angelskyy6574 3 күн бұрын

Suing for emotional damage 🤞🏽@@pyb

@BeautyByMrsFooCough Күн бұрын

It’s just insensitive that these people don’t provide me with a) 24/7 livestream to accompany my life and b) friendship, personal conversations with me to make my brain do the happy fizz

@Lugolynn 15 күн бұрын

As a fat girl- I truly have never had this positive mindset that these two have about who they are. This episode truly changed something in my brain.

@noodlepoodlegirl 14 күн бұрын

You’re beautiful! Now you need to be unapologetically beautiful. 💜

@Nikthehermit 11 күн бұрын

This subtle read

@hamilcross 9 күн бұрын

@@Nikthehermit SO BRAVE

@yasqueen.3665 4 күн бұрын

@@Nikthehermithow is it a read if they talked abt that exact thing

@Pipsam1201 3 күн бұрын

ME TOO omg I have thinking to do

@ernestv2012 16 күн бұрын

Bro this Caleb dude. This is why I love podcast because I had no idea who he was before, but now I’m a fan

@pyb 16 күн бұрын

He’s hilarious!!!

@melahhhnie 16 күн бұрын

SAME

@strayastray7319 15 күн бұрын

Same

@alexarobertson17 15 күн бұрын

He has a pod called So True and both Drew and Brittany have been on it. He is hilarious!

@alyssawynne24 12 күн бұрын

literally same

@novatm13 16 күн бұрын

"I'm always telling the truth or joking until I lie ... then I'm lying." ❤

@emmy...... 12 күн бұрын

This man has genuinely got to be one of the funniest people online right now. He is SO underrated. We need more sets more specials ASAPPPP

@susana9519 16 күн бұрын

There is nothing more that I love than hearing these two cackling through my speakers

@tuckerclark7861 16 күн бұрын

“I got she/theys that are shooters….” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

@joeseg19 15 күн бұрын

I absolutely LOVE the fact that these two have taken their insecurities, internalized them, took them, and dealt with them in a HEALTHY POSITIVE manner, coming out BETTER people for it gives me SOOOO much hope. I completely adore Drew.

@Hannahrae42 10 күн бұрын

I get this was coming from a good place, however, to say they have an insecurity about their size is crazy… they are both confident, comfortable and in no way are their body sizes an insecurity. They both look 🔥🔥 and living their best lives

@MsAwrootbeer 9 күн бұрын

@@Hannahrae42 they spoke in this video about how they changed those insecurities into a positive mindset and how they NOW aren't insecurities. they literally said exactly what joeseg19 is saying.

@jessicae1812 15 күн бұрын

I laughed out loud at “I still have to hold my nose when I jump in a body of water”

@sardennno 15 күн бұрын

"I just wanna sit on the porch and visit" LOL that really is very midwestern 😂

@coreyg1113 16 күн бұрын

This is the best episode of any podcast I've ever seen. It's just non-stop quotable and shareable moments. I'm soooo here for this!!!

@chelseab115 16 күн бұрын

You should watch Caleb’s podcast if you haven’t already!

@CarterInosencio 12 күн бұрын

Literally I was watching the snake bit at the beginning I was like this is so funny but there are no comments about it 💀 I knew it was only up from there and it was already good

@sgtrainicorn5796 16 күн бұрын

Last time I was this early, we still had those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely.

@phillipsimmons1754 4 күн бұрын

"well obviously this is embarassing and has to be cut" LMAOOO

@danabana6421 3 күн бұрын

What Caleb said about people think that fat people are automatically losers literally gave me so much hope and happiness. I love this

@GarrettMayfield 15 күн бұрын

This is what happens when a Virgo and an Aquarius hate the same coworker. No one is safe when this duo links up 😂

@Nikthehermit 11 күн бұрын

He is no joke my favorite human like he’s literally so comfortable and real to the point it actually feeds your soul…

@nicolekeene1417 13 күн бұрын

Mentally ill barista here. Ready when you give the signal 😂

@JoseMurillo-yv8wf 16 күн бұрын

can you two, deison and brittany make a podcast together i know ill die from a lack of oxygen from how much ill be laughing from u guys

@IAmJxxb 16 күн бұрын

Workkkk- this means the Brittany/Caleb episode may be uploaded to KZfaq 👀👏🏼

@ciaramarie6206 16 күн бұрын

Please LORD WE NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER 🙏

@lindalane4939 15 күн бұрын

I think about this often !! Mama need

@hotsexyangel 15 күн бұрын

Omg noooo. Poor Caleb. Who forced him to interact with that thing?

@ryleeh9725 13 күн бұрын

@@ciaramarie6206 the video is free on spotify girly!!

@Bigmoodx 16 күн бұрын

I need yall to link up once a month PLEASE 😩😩😩

@lemongingerlexi 16 күн бұрын

I didn't know who Caleb was before this and he is now my favorite guest you've ever had?! Has me laughing nonstop and I've been depressed as hell all year I'm OBSESSED!!!

@lindalane4939 15 күн бұрын

Listen to his pod epi with Brittany Broski! It’s my favorite ever 😭

@lemongingerlexi 15 күн бұрын

@@lindalane4939 I WILL!!! thank you!!!😭❤️❤️❤️

@doodadsdandy 15 күн бұрын

caleb also has an old podcast called keeping records, and a new one called so true, and brother - they’re INCREDIBLEEEE. definitely a lot of caleb content lol

@lemongingerlexi 15 күн бұрын

@lindalane4939 update I just listened to that after reading your comment and it was absolutely incredible 😭😂😂 THANK YOUUU

@lemongingerlexi 14 күн бұрын

@doodadsdandy Ahh! I'm definitely going to go listen to all of those episodes! thank you!!🙏🏼

@ariannawhatrudoinghere 14 күн бұрын

“I’ve got she/theys that are shooters” 💀💀💀

@lynnthayer7067 16 күн бұрын

the goth doc marten fan is so real, it takes one to know one 💀

@terrorjr287 10 күн бұрын

"hello it's me your fellow white" 🤣

@gabriellaberman 11 күн бұрын

i haven’t laughed like this in ages. Caleb is honestly the funniest person alive right now

@wadooshful 16 күн бұрын

I sung the most stunning high note when I saw this notification pop up. Yall and Ms Broski keep me going.

@TheZiggyBomb 16 күн бұрын

These two are amazing on their own and together it is perfection.

@kinseyweisensteiner73 13 күн бұрын

Drew and Caleb (and Brittany) are my inner monologue. I was listening to The Will to Change by bell hooks and everything in life came reduced down to white supremacy and the patriarchy. My inner female rage boils over my drew provides me with relief with calling out the BS

@kinseyweisensteiner73 13 күн бұрын

It shouldn’t fall on the shoulders of women of color and diverse communities to do what you do. Us white women should be constantly doing this and not enable hate

@andyy6592 16 күн бұрын

caleb, the broski and drew are an elite combo

@hotsexyangel 15 күн бұрын

EW no, not Br*ski

@strwbrriepixie 16 күн бұрын

he is so hilarious 😭

@bopeepaleep 13 күн бұрын

i am literally obsessed with next door and facebook group comment sections. better than modern television fr

@relyuhcs 16 күн бұрын

Protect these two at all costs

@TheJsyve1 16 күн бұрын

Drew and Caleb both just have these laughs that are infectious

@akaypru 14 күн бұрын

Caleb talking like he wasn’t the one bullying the snakes because “snakes are just too soft these days.”

@joeseg19 15 күн бұрын

“So much of it is whack and terrible” LMFAO OKAY.

@kawaiivalpal 13 күн бұрын

57:00 - 1:02:00 had me in tears the way the bit kept going

@hungrywarlock7333 13 күн бұрын

The way you both play off each other with the QUICKNESS

@kxroe 5 күн бұрын

caleb: "you know how depression is, and if you're out there struggling.... idk what to tell you but-" LOL hearing that as someone who's out here struggling, he's so real for that bc same caleb, same.

@laurasclayentries 16 күн бұрын

you clearly knew I’ve been binging Caleb’s content and needed MORE!! thank you!!

@ashs690 16 күн бұрын

The 28 year old talk at the beginning was sooo real lmaooo

@TheMRock888 16 күн бұрын

My favorite episode of all time. I didn’t stop cackling from beginning to enddddd

@maddigrace2158 12 күн бұрын

caleb describing his frontal cortex developing is crazy

@abbycampbell-zd7iw 13 күн бұрын

THE GASLIGHTING YOURSELF IS SO REAL

@coalmorningstar4925 16 күн бұрын

this guy might very well be one of the funniest men on the planet

@kelseymcmillan7651 13 күн бұрын

“Taken from a toaster” has me CACKLING

@yungcrab 15 күн бұрын

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. THE TRUTH WAS LOUD.

@daniellehutchinson8158 16 күн бұрын

How great is our god 11s 😂😂😂 Caleb is so fucking funny

@Alex-ge2fc 6 күн бұрын

Body shaming snakes is insane 😂

@staceyweav 13 күн бұрын

Not the “ask Stacey.”💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

@carms7438 15 күн бұрын

This episode made me cry actual tears! I LOVE when you two are together ♥️♥️♥️

@Allyjoe321 11 күн бұрын

I’ve watched this episode several times because it’s simply that hilarious. Like-unreal how hard I’m laughing just listening to two people talk 😭🙏🏼

@krrupt. 14 күн бұрын

Caleb is so fkn funny "i got she/theys that are shooters" tearssss omg😭

@haileyrivera2948 6 күн бұрын

The funniest man on this earth

@KaitlynTornello 15 күн бұрын

Humor, insightful thoughts, and I got to learn more about you guys. This podcast was amazing!! 💛

@AlistairFinch713 14 күн бұрын

56:00 i used to be a dancer and in theatre. i had to get headshots one time for the company, but they had us do a 2+ hour rehearsal in full makeup first. someone told me my headshot looked like the maggot from the Corpse Bride. it hurt BECAUSE its accurate. they really got me on that one

@saraholdham9573 11 күн бұрын

"I got she/theys that are shooters " that has me cackling

@riannamarie7552 16 күн бұрын

I LITERALLY JUST opened KZfaq bro! Love you guys 💕💕💕

@fionagallagherapologist5968 15 күн бұрын

yall are so hilarious together 😭

@smokebella1820 15 күн бұрын

Please keep having Caleb on

@davidbasave7071 2 күн бұрын

“If you’re out there and you’re struggling… idk what to tell you” 😭😭

@princejay_ 15 күн бұрын

OMGGGG i finally get to watch on youtubeeeeee. already watched on spotify and my god its my favourite episode.

@harperisntcool8031 13 күн бұрын

my grandma got banned on nextdoor because she was complaining too much 😭😭 drew watch out girl

@lilly-id7js 16 күн бұрын

i watched this spotify episode alllll the time, so glad its on youtube now!!

@ayeodell 13 күн бұрын

I wish this was 5 hours longer 😭

@dianag.7696 14 күн бұрын

Two of the funniest people together in a room, I couldn't stop laughing

@hannahmac622 11 күн бұрын

I can’t watch this at work LMAO I’m cracking up the whole time

@AidenTaylorOfficial 14 күн бұрын

mom walked in on me watching this and said " OMG are you watching the documentary about dan schnieder?" ... GIRL

@haleyylozano 12 күн бұрын

y’all are soooo funny i laughed so hard watching this😂😂

@teenoelle3428 9 күн бұрын

LMFAOOOOO omg first time listening in and omfg this is soooo funny i love it 😂😂😂

@amyjanemade 9 күн бұрын

I've already watched this twice on spotify but watching here again to support our girlz and bolster the possibility of more caleb & drew!!! (& brittany)

@comfortlover4245 13 күн бұрын

I never rewatch podcast episodes, and I'm on my third rewatch of this one 😆🦋

@nessahelu 13 күн бұрын

Y’all truly dropped gems in this podcast. 💓 42:38

@princessfairysparkle 6 күн бұрын

One of the funniest dynamics I’ve seen on a podcast 😂 I had to pause it to catch my breath

@melaneepy 16 күн бұрын

Such a good listen , thank you guys❣️

@DMGAGALOO 16 күн бұрын

Nothing like waking up to this 😅❤

@earth2syn296 15 күн бұрын

oh yea i just knew i was gonna be laughing this whole episode 😭

@hannahjones9598 9 күн бұрын

The snake fb group got me so hard those ppl can be brutal 😂😂

@Soqbunny 11 күн бұрын

“I got she/theys that are shooters” is such a bar

@jacklsaurus 11 күн бұрын

WAITING FOR THE CHAPPEL ROAN EPISODE LIKEEEE👀👀👀

@hb-fe2np 11 күн бұрын

I don’t think y’all understand how excited I was to watch this podcast! Love you both!

@val-hr5ri 11 күн бұрын

i love listening to smart people converse

@hopeferris2733 9 күн бұрын

I’ve already watched this 3 times it’s so funny

@rileehale608 15 күн бұрын

YES!! Absolutely love them!

@lauragelman5695 6 күн бұрын

the gaslighting ur self part is so soo real

@analisenichole7342 16 күн бұрын

Liked before the video even started cause I KNOW it’s gonna be a good one

@koookeeez 9 күн бұрын

Ive seen the shorts of this episode, im so happy to finally be able to see this! Ty! 🙏 Spotify Ads break my phone and mess up the videos and i have to keep tapping on the screen to open up the video into full screen again. It really sucks.

@haileyrivera2948 6 күн бұрын

He’s so funny I’m in pain from laughter

@bl3546 10 күн бұрын

caleb "i've c*m a few times since ive been here" how did she not die laughing at that lmaooo

@ShellyMarie-x5p 5 күн бұрын

I can’t believe I haven’t found yall earlier this podcast is GOLD

@vickymorriskeen5817 8 күн бұрын

4:00 I'm on Next door too and Drew is 100% correct! It's all old people tea. And occasional missing animals. But the noise complaints Do. NOT. Stop.

@FudgeYeahAmerica 13 күн бұрын

I NEED more if yall together PLEASE I'm dying

@matthewblixt8914 14 күн бұрын

This is hands down the best episode

@tinydancer139 15 күн бұрын

SHE THEY SHOOTERS

@wbwil1234 15 күн бұрын

This was the one. I cried laughing.

@angelaachee7933 16 күн бұрын

I needed these laughs 💕✨💗🌟💗✨💕

@gabriellaberman 11 күн бұрын

16:53 this part had me legitimately crying of laughter omg

@flazada 9 күн бұрын

Honestly, the restraint it takes to not laugh uncontrollably at my desk cause y'all are sending me

@Soundsliketara 3 күн бұрын

This was the funniest thing ive seen in a while

@MountainDewEnthusiast 14 күн бұрын

The amount I’m going to quote this ep is actually crazy