You've come a long way from eating the wrapper from a Subway sub to removing the fortune from the fortune cookie. Proud of you, Mr. Sausage.

Incredible that at $98, this still was less expensive than the lobster sausage, which he had to refinance his home to buy

You know you're acting in direct defiance of God when you order everything off the menu and they still give you $2 change.

This is more economical than Guy Fieri's eleven step nachos.

"That's the panda water" was such a shockingly upsetting phrase that it made me laugh

I like to think the Panda employees saw this order, heard your voice and just knew a sausage was coming.

This is truly what the veterans fought for. A free world for sausages everywhere.

It’s incredible how many companies see these videos and just go: “yeah let’s sponsor this guy”

Finally, a food item that lets me eat a tiny bit of everything all at once, thank you Father Sausage

Why haven’t I been getting sausage notifications when I have the bell icon turned on? This is truly a sausage conspiracy

Oh that fortune could not be more true! Thank you, Mr. Sausage for using your imagination to bring us joy on a regular basis!

This episode had everything. An insane number of sausages that'll undoubtedly crop up again, two cooking methods, even my beloved "that's the _____ water" joke. A masterpiece.

I've got to say, I don't think I've ever watched a channel as consistently as this one in over a decade of KZfaq. There's something about Sausage

I work at KFC in a suberb 40 miles west of Chicago and lick the receipts and customers credit cards before giving them back to them at the drive through. Some cards have a salty taste and sometimes the cards stick to my tongue.

OS Now: "That wasn't that expensive, about $98" OS back then: "$62 FOR LOBSTER-"

This is turning into absolute madness. Not that it already hadn't like 50 episodes ago

It's incredible that this man can turn literally anything into a sausage.

$98 for this, somehow, sounds like a better purchase than the Guy Fierri Trashcan Nachos.

One of the only channels I don't skip through ads

This is normally the part where I'd request the One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage, but I saw from the post on your Patreon that it was one of the poll options for next Friday's sausage. Which means there's a very high likelihood you've already done it and now it's just the waiting game. Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic. Like Sting I'm tantric. It'll be like Snickers: guaranteed to satisfy.

The fact that hes frozen these sausages and made so many means that there is a solid possibility that one day, one famliy in Chicago are going to be eating Panda Express sausages around the dinner table and that is the kind of family friendly wholesome content i signed up for.

Cant belive this man made a “i ordered everything at panda express and turned it into a” sausage, takes a true physician to decipher how jumbling words like that out of nothing can be done, and you turned it into a sausage. edit: i meant how hes able to grind up letters out of nothing and how it takes an expert to know how one can grind a sentence into sausage-kind

i love that if mr sausage ever lost a limb in an accident he would 100% ask the hospital to take it home so he can make a sausage from it

THAT'S MY MARK BOXALLO ART! I DID IT! I'M FAMOUS!

98 bucks, and this is the sausage he doesnt rant on 🤨

Mr. Sausage's fortune from the cookie might just the most accurate one I've ever seen. He truly brings joy to all with his sausage -abominations- creations

“That’s the panda water” - Ordinary Sausage, 2022

I love the idea of dinner time at the Sausage household: Mrs S : "What's for dinner?" Mr S : "Sausage or ermmm sausage oh and I think there's some sausage in the freezer"

It's been a while since he called out the water. Panda water is appreciated

The fortune cookie was quite accurate, watching your video documentations of sausage shenanigans always brings me joy.

You know, with the rice, this sausage was technically an incredibly cursed boudin.

I can't believe he says that 98$ isn't that much. We've come a long way since that 28$ Lobster

I like to imagine that whichever company is the sponsor, they set aside time in a board meeting where all of the members check in if the sponsored a good "will it blow"

That fortune cookie couldnt have been more perfect. Also, does anyone else have the sudden urge to watch the Cunningham Muffins video? 🤣🤣

That fortune was spot on XD Was also watching this at 1am, hungry as heck for Panda Express now, and couldn't help but bust up laughing at "that's the panda water"

Surprise your family by stuffing the thanksgiving turkey with this amalgamation of flavours It looked like it would make great stuffing

i can only imagine the spectacle of him ordering everything they serve at panda lol

Hi funny Sausage man

Every part of this was more appetizing than the last episode. Even the mattress looked tastier than that salad.

That's not even a fortune cookie, that's a compliment cookie

You absolute maniac, you are a paragon of basement entertainment. I cannot believe that you have managed to keep these so entertaining for so long. You are a sausage prince among men. I have watched every one and still look forward to each new sausage with delight. Bless you.

Ever since I discovered this channel I've faithfully watched every upload and I am never disappointed

"Your imagination brings great joy to those around you." is honestly the best fortune this guy could've pulled.

I would joke about this being a affront to chinese food, but panda express is already a affront to good authentic chinese food 🤣

You should do one for taco bell couldn't be too bad since they use the same 6 ingredients for everything lol

Given how many sausages there were, I was hoping we'd see a variety of preparations for comparison. Baking, boiling, pan-frying, smoking, etc.

“That’s the panda water.” Biology class with Mr.Sausage

That big bowl with everything in it is how my ex-uncle used to eat chinese food, except he also put in the ribs and soup. I still have nightmares.

I love how the fortune cookie was actually accurate

One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage

3:10 I literally got jumpscared by seeing more sausages than I’ve ever seen in a single place before

I can't be the only one who hates that he hasn't bolted that sausage maker down yet! All the wiggle just twists my jimmies.

This sausage was almost as expensive as the lobster sausage

The platitude on the fortune cookie is disturbingly accurate, if "great joy" means "simultaneous disgust and delight three days a week."

"There's also a lot of historical sites!"-Mrs. Sausage, probably

"thats the panda water" horrific sentence mr sausage

The mad man actually done it… he cannot be stopped.

Ah yes One step closer to actual Panda sausage

Your imagination brings great joy to those around you.

It has been so long since he said the ''that's the X water'', my day has been made.

I think if you ordered gasoline from a gas station and turned that into a sausage it would be a 5/5

Do a Kielbasa and Onions sausage as its my favorite meal of all time and it's super easy to cook. But for this to work as a sausage you gotta add seasoning to the kielbasa because it's pretty bland on its own. See you next time sausage man!

Krispy Kreme sausage. I know its a bold and dangerous idea Sausage Daddy but if anyone can pull it off its you.

Was honestly expecting a 3/5 with how he was talking about it. Surprisingly generous with the 4

Cultural melting pot

"That's the Panda Water" almost took me out. I laughed so hard I got light-headed

No but seriously, your imagination really does bring joy to others. Fortune cookie nailed it.

Buying everything from every fast food restaurant/normal food restaurant should be the next series

1:18 I would just eat that whole pot by itself

Actually glad this popped up in my suggestions. Good watch

"that's the panda water" mr sausage you are a delight please never change

I watched an ad that I hated about a product I can't order just because of you, Mr. Sausage.

"We're dancing with the devil on this one" My mind immediately: "Are you ready?~"

Holy Moly that Fortune Cookie message was spot on

$98, zero (0) steps, and twenty (20) sausages what a time to be alive

I am glad you have brought back "That's the _____ Water" gag

Here’s sausage for thought! Maybe the fact your sausages constantly burst is caused by the following factors. A) How aggressively you toss them in the pan. B) How aggressively you poke holes in them.

I like the dumpling idea. If you still have any of that I'd watch a dumpling video

I can't beleived they fit a whole ass panda in all those boxes

Ive seen every single episode of Ordinary Sausage and Ive never seen the hopper that full of sausage mix

I don't think I needed to hear the phrase 'panda water' in my life, but here I am.

2:38 FINALLY, I'VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 50 EPISODES TO HEAR THIS JOKE AGAIN

Would be funny if you did like a Q&A livestream and you were just casually munching on your leftovers from this episode

Getting back to roots, and on my birthday. Couldn’t be happier

I never thought I'd ever see a fusion dish quite like this but I think you struck gold with this one. Kinda like american-chinese boudin sausage.. Would be a serious hit in certain parts of Louisiana. No joke.

This feels like a classic ordinary sausage concept

this is bringing me back to my college days aaaaa i LIVED for panda express back then

That fortune cookie is really accurate Since this is beyond imagination and brings us joy

"that's the panda water" has been the funniest "that's the X water" joke in the history of those jokes, maybe ever

Let's not forget Dr sausage does his experiments in the basement, almost like a mad scientist

Wow ! You're really doing 2 different cooking methods for one batch of sausages, I hope it sticks ! This way we get more successful results hopefully

1 million sub event idea: invite a number of randomly selected subs to come taste all of the frozen sausages you have left over

Everything but the Goodfortune. With the fortune paper in the Sausage. I'm thinking 5/5 Sausage

The Mad genius has done it again! Also worth noting, the ad I got after the video was for Hillshire Farms smoked sausages, so....I dunno, make of that what you will.

THE FORTUNE IN THE COOKIE AHAHAHAHAHAH I havent burst out laughing like that in a long time

The long awaited return of my baby boy “that’s the ____ water”. You’ve been missed dearly.

My guy. You have to make what I suggested now. No more waiting. Chicken and Rice Casserole Sausage. Ok? Good.

genius concept. now do this for every restaurant.

Petition for Mr.Sausage to collect and sell Panda Water.

To avoid busting maybe put a little bit less stuffing in on it? Since the skin is stretching like foreskin maybe with little less stuffing could help?