I played Hitman like a professional assassin

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➤Other channel: ‪@PapaPeli‬
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@ModestPelican Жыл бұрын

New second channel video & vlog coming soon :)

@DrFrost1229 Жыл бұрын

Okay

@leviussimp5093 Жыл бұрын

Hi dad

@VurThePerson Жыл бұрын

Very cool, stay hydrated. 👍

@binkus4379 Жыл бұрын

I will check it out

@Mr.SkeletonBoy Жыл бұрын

Lets go papa peli

@DavidTheBaker Жыл бұрын

What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want it? Neeeoww 😂😂😂

@encrypted6957 Жыл бұрын

weird to see you here

@Champs55 Жыл бұрын

Whit the fuck are u doing here

@sandypits Жыл бұрын

Ishowspeed type ahh "neow"

@pro_togodheck4929 Жыл бұрын

Bro what you watch pelican?? Such good taste🙊

@johnmcteggart89 Жыл бұрын

Pissed me self at that 😅

@memedzaddy Жыл бұрын

That race car noises joke caught me off guard...almost spilled the moisturizer 😂

@HudMan2000 Жыл бұрын

Woah there buddy

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@bigmanbobsimon Жыл бұрын

pause

@kkarbokgaming4556 Жыл бұрын

🍞

@cowabanger 7 ай бұрын

🤨

@mrpenguin8731 Жыл бұрын

Now that I’ve actually played HM3, seeing Cheru and Modest Pelican sneak around flawlessly is insane

@johndodo2062 Жыл бұрын

I couldn't deal with always online bs. And just buying the game is a shitshow

@LeviGleichenhaus Жыл бұрын

Same bro

@enigmaburrito1390 Жыл бұрын

you just gotta play the maps a lot and memorize guard locations

@TheBoyCalzone Жыл бұрын

@@johndodo2062 who cares, just play the game. You either enjoy it or you dont

@NickDoddTV Жыл бұрын

My strat is to play through the entire story at least once then do it again, then play some elusive targets, and the attempt freelancer. 120+ hours and I'm still mid

@slickrick8684 Жыл бұрын

“The only thing better than booty is virtual booty and anyone who disagrees has an active sex life” Absolute class

@potatopirate5557 Жыл бұрын

The fact that the doctor pays absolutely no attention to who or what you are as an individual is the most realistic thing about this game.

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@zaqzy_yt2881 Жыл бұрын

@leo_1304 Жыл бұрын

The jogger not turning out to be a real target was one of the great twists in cinematic history. Made me crack up😭. Well done, Peli

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@killerwal4387 Жыл бұрын

"I've decided to do something pretty insane, play hitman the way its actually supposed to be played and act like a sneaky little assassin" A minute later: "i didgeridoo the race Marshall"

@seankeane1485 Жыл бұрын

"It turns out this guy wasn't a target it was just a personal vendetta"

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@wretchedslippage3255 Жыл бұрын

Its the dry, deadpan humour that really fucking gets me back to each of this cats videos. "I take my boat to the summit of a Japanese mountain" made me spit out my beer. I love you, Pelican.

@thepotatotaxi2430 7 ай бұрын

And the way he just keeps talking. Not a second is wasted, it's yapid fire rapid fire comedy

@danonck Жыл бұрын

You're one of the most quotable individuals out there Peli. Always bring me a lot of joy with your deadpan humour

@effortlesslytalented 9 ай бұрын

I literally have so much of this video that I quote daily

@sczuo Жыл бұрын

"What do we want?" "Car noises." "When do we want them?" "Neeeeew" we have to appreciate his sense of humour

@Itz.Elmeri 10 ай бұрын

😂

@veczw Жыл бұрын

Love these Videos, he really just made 7 offensive jokes and talked about pointing guns at busty women in the calmest voice ever.

@dirankesuma Жыл бұрын

It was more than 7😂 peli really out here on a canceling speedrun

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@ashuggtube Жыл бұрын

“I’m able to slip inside like a stepdad at a sleepover” made me wince so hard

@HandsomeMoose Жыл бұрын

Yes! Another episode with the world's most well hydrated assassin. Family friendly content guarantied.

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@g4340 Жыл бұрын

1:10 How true, how true.

@aegis7636 Жыл бұрын

11:02 first time I’ve seen pelican use instinct ability. Historic moment.

@NM-ej3xw Жыл бұрын

Public executions are "stealthy" for Peli's standards 😂

@TeamOT Жыл бұрын

Your Hitman videos are what's keeping me alive. Quite literally.

@ovidiumihai8986 Жыл бұрын

Do not ever stop playing Hitman. It's by far your best series

@danbent9559 Жыл бұрын

modest pelican inspired me to turn 16 golf courses into pelican enclosures by flooding the rich peoples sweet private land 🥰🥰

@ModestPelican Жыл бұрын

ty this really help spread the good word

@mtyre05 Жыл бұрын

thanks man this will definitely help out

@hittin_like_a_truck5957 Жыл бұрын

within 1:25 seconds i have subbed due to all the goofy ahh jokes. 💯

@MajorZH 7 ай бұрын

“Pour yourself a glass of water, take out the moisturizer and pull down those pants” had me tho great opening

@milesmansfield Жыл бұрын

That race car noise joke killed me 😂

@baggetja1234 Жыл бұрын

6:31 this series of jokes is why I keep coming back.

@Jartran72 Жыл бұрын

Wow this episode was fire with the dark jokes and references! I loved it Peli. Stay hydrated guys, it is priority number one.

@thegrimsleeper07 Жыл бұрын

It's like after the holidays, Peli just turned up the jokes about 90%

@MeganGarzaWellness Жыл бұрын

I've been going through a lot lately and it's been a while since I've laughed this hard. Thanks man!

@LemontheWeeb Жыл бұрын

your commentary is truly unrivaled, it always makes me laugh!

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

@xeno4560 10 ай бұрын

@@EEEEEEEEfaxx ❤

@DrChris1 Жыл бұрын

4:32 “Just remember, all burn victims were attractive once. Or atleast very hot”

@mastertru3455 7 ай бұрын

“The only thing better than booty is virtual booty” Truly inspiring words

@SK7Raven Жыл бұрын

I love how I started binge watching his hitman series and he started posting it some more. He’s the reason why I play it now.

@Jiminfy 2 ай бұрын

you know what’s the opposite of binging?

@edwardodavinciuk8921 Жыл бұрын

As a bulimia sufferer, this video is fucking hilarious. What’s also funny is that this is probably the best bulimia awareness video I’ve ever seen. Should be played in school imo ❤

@user-um1qs6fn8m 5 ай бұрын

bro is activley the funniest man on the internet

@prwnrdy Жыл бұрын

3:51 that’s actually a good one lol 😂 (like every other joke you do but this one caught me off guard)

@Jeb189 Жыл бұрын

He got me in the first half ngl when he said immigrants at 1:30

@Dasoysauce3001 Жыл бұрын

I just recently got Hitman from watching you playing it over the years thank you for the memories

@horizon5856 Ай бұрын

I can’t believe PapaPeli finally told us his secret to ultimate hydration!

@Ratssssssssssssss Жыл бұрын

"I run into a change room and punch a half naked black man in the face" - Modest pelican 2023

@christopherrussell4411 Жыл бұрын

Let’s go, another hydrating hitman vid, keep it up Peli ❤

@ModestPelican Жыл бұрын

love ya chris!

@encrypted6957 Жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican do ya also love teen moms?

@techwiz7176 Жыл бұрын

@bigudiuri Loads pelican shaped water pistol with malicious intent

@ashuggtube Жыл бұрын

I love your Hitman videos Peli, the character you’ve designed reminds me a bit of Thicc Man from popular gaming franchise Grand Theft Auto

@niccreznic8259 Жыл бұрын

Your jokes lit up my day like a gas lamp

@HERES_NEGAN_ Жыл бұрын

So glad you've done another amazing hitman video I've missed the himan videos lately.

@okok-gj1hd Жыл бұрын

modest pelican is so humble and funni please make more hitman i have watched all of your videos 5 times each or more

@Yellowflameoffrenzy Жыл бұрын

Papa peli is the ultimate sneaky stepdad

@Manface_nugget Жыл бұрын

"What do we want? Racecar noises. When do we want them? Neow 🏎️" Had me dead 😂😂 it was a good one though

@Jens_Cluyssen Жыл бұрын

Well, this is really something else Never thought i could see Modest go sneak mode

@blackbeardgamer5909 Жыл бұрын

New Papa Peli Video? That means I need to hydrate more! Thanks for the reminder!

@ModestPelican Жыл бұрын

love to hear that you're getting your water intake brother

@HeisenbergFam Жыл бұрын

I like to imagine Pelican is real, but I wouldnt wanna live in a world where I have to live with the consequences of Pelican being real

@ModestPelican Жыл бұрын

I'm not AI that's for sure

@MarvoAndMase Жыл бұрын

A true curse

@beccaheimowitz2351 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for blessing us with another hitman vid 🙏🙏

@JRProds11 5 ай бұрын

1:22 bro nailed the race car sounds ngl😂😂😂

@Ruisleipa.enjoyer Жыл бұрын

9:25 If a finnish guy was in that sauna he would have asked for more heat.

@orynx2835 Жыл бұрын

The first thing he would do is correct that that is NOT ShAwNA its SAUNA PERKELE

@slay-many-foes1160 Жыл бұрын

These are my favourite thank you for the content always waiting for the next.

@WHZGRAVY Жыл бұрын

I use to skip out on the papa peli vids and a result i been able to binge them while i wait for new vids here.

@civroger Жыл бұрын

Funny puns, as always. Also funny that I just saw Viva-La-Dirt-leauge's skit on loosing the controller just before this one.

@sicksid3534 Жыл бұрын

Gotta love these hitman videos!

@MildSpiceMcVities Жыл бұрын

MP is just peak comedy 😂

@MarvoAndMase Жыл бұрын

Oh peli keep hitting me hard with the hydration of the hitman vids i feel to hydrated

@farhansubi417 Жыл бұрын

I was feeling thirsty and this video got me very hydrated. Thank you Peli.

@ILikeTuwtles Жыл бұрын

10:49 Okay that pun was unreal

@Chickin Жыл бұрын

1:36 this ageed perfectly 👌

@patdry Жыл бұрын

Peli whatever it takes, whatever is needed, please never stop making Hitman videos. Please.

@Ewillum 7 ай бұрын

1:17 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that pun took me out, bro

@WatchTheMoss Жыл бұрын

good to see you back mate

@skyfire6314 Жыл бұрын

This is a good reminder that I need to stay hydrated

@dovestones Жыл бұрын

The fish book joke, very good

@andrew9771 Жыл бұрын

1:21 that made me laugh way to much

@olly4716 Жыл бұрын

He is changing his ways

@Redeadredemption Жыл бұрын

I love Modes Pelican! He's such a W

@mojofier1909 Жыл бұрын

Neeeaow. Dammit boi, u got me good with that racecar dad-joke.

@josiahmycousin Жыл бұрын

Loved the part where he told us where the "stay hydrated" meme came from❤

@ZombieGuy0095 Жыл бұрын

1:22 Why the fuck pelican 😂😂😂😂😂

@walterbryan1798 Жыл бұрын

I have no clue what I just happened for the last 12 minutes, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. When he found the dead lady in the sauna: "She'd dehydrated, but she's also dead." My man got me good on that one. 🤣

@AndroidMinutes Жыл бұрын

this is peak assassin gameplay, 100%

@Wiliam313 Жыл бұрын

Thanks modest glad to see another hitman vid

@dankmemequeen9581 11 ай бұрын

"we want race car noises, when do we want them? neooooow", that was pretty good...

@luckymellon7812 Жыл бұрын

YES FINNALY A NEW VIDEO

@SirCharles44 Жыл бұрын

This video is a masterpiece. For some reason it also sounds like it was written by AI

@MPN520 Жыл бұрын

Finally a new hitman video, thats what I've been waiting for

@ItsVexyx Жыл бұрын

Hey ive been watching ur vids a fat minute and love all of then keep up the good work also can u do some more hitman

@chriiis7002 Жыл бұрын

and when i needed him back he shows up with a new hitman video

@claire6754 Жыл бұрын

This was the best one yet, hoping for more freelancer stuff pelican man

@pandashabitat Жыл бұрын

Todays monologue was perfection!! Lmao

@KazuNEET 9 ай бұрын

I cannot wait for your first album, ill buy it the moment it comes out in stores.

@mattem2695 4 ай бұрын

Nahh that was the best intro i ever seen dead ass🙏💀😭 And the jokes 🔛🔝 Frfr🙏

@user-pf6tu2ir2u Жыл бұрын

The pause after immigrants 😂😂

@milmaz Жыл бұрын

The best series of the best KZfaqr is back!! ❤ Remember to stay hydrated

@ModestPelican Жыл бұрын

@cheezelmane Жыл бұрын

very modest video to watch at 2:56am like a pelican i am

@djnone8137 11 ай бұрын

I found my moisturizer wasn't moisturizing enough for the duration of this clip.

@willg3220 Жыл бұрын

New content from this channel? I just found this channel recently. Now, it's the only thing KZfaq recommends. I only watched like 300 videos of his videos in a row. KZfaq is broken