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Poofesure

8 ай бұрын

i played Papers, Please
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@Poofesure 8 ай бұрын

glory to azztoken

@ramaicatseye 8 ай бұрын

I like big numbers

@leebowser1310 8 ай бұрын

PA0ERES PLESASSE

@mustard69 8 ай бұрын

real

@yellow-roses 8 ай бұрын

yes

@youraverageuser7039 8 ай бұрын

your brain lacks enough wrinkles to handle this game

@griffink5554 8 ай бұрын

Watching poofesure is like watching a child try to fit a square block in a circle hole

@youraveragepasser-by7367 8 ай бұрын

😂

@brucelau2023 8 ай бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆💀💀💀💀

@Shiestey 8 ай бұрын

Sometimes I can’t tell if he does it on purpose for views, or he’s drunk, or genuinely just bad lmao

@snickerD010 8 ай бұрын

nobody could've said this better

@whatsapokemonopening468 8 ай бұрын

i swear, like he's never played a game other then wii sports lmao

@zachperkins688 8 ай бұрын

"That is not an issuing city!" he says as it literally says "Issuing Cities: Skal" right in front of him

@pezdispenser8397 8 ай бұрын

That part had me in stitches 😂

@hopdig 6 ай бұрын

Smallish problem he is illiterate

@justkeepyappin 3 ай бұрын

I stg bro I’m yelling at my phone 😭😭

@valeqium 8 ай бұрын

Considering this game requires a skillset poof does not possess in the slightest, I guess this is gonna be a short but pretty entertaining run

@richeetah5221 8 ай бұрын

The most important skill being able to read.

@rebel4466 8 ай бұрын

If streamers would be able to read and write, they'd be in chat

@ChiliB0tArt 8 ай бұрын

"i feel like im missing something" he says as he lets a murderer into his country

@reesehulmes7243 8 ай бұрын

He hovers over the fact that Vince Lestrade is wanted for murder while processing him and says out loud I think I’m missing something 💀

@Bixen_Bings 8 ай бұрын

This game requires attention to detail, which is something poof highly lacks, he has a better chance of winning containment breach than getting a good ending to this game

@bobmanperson599 8 ай бұрын

Poof's inability to follow instructions or read a map makes me think he's the kind of guy who'd start listing off northern US states if you asked him about North America. Like he'd say "Canada isn't North America. It's north *of America*" or something

@OrtegaSauce 8 ай бұрын

Nah. He's stupid but he isn't dumb

@Roobeee 8 ай бұрын

Poof is Canadian isn't he?

@OrtegaSauce 8 ай бұрын

@rubyhalsey-smith5046 he's from Michigan originally, I'm pretty sure, but moved to Florida.

@Roobeee 8 ай бұрын

@OrtegaSauce Oh right on! %100 thought otherwise haha. Thanks!

@huguesdepayens807 8 ай бұрын

The North US is North America.

@kingofbugs 8 ай бұрын

I love when poof just disregards the games instructions and gets pissed it is comedy gold to me 😭

@Scarlett-sp1xq 8 ай бұрын

Never in my life did I expect him to play this game. (Thanks for the likes guys😊)

@himeookami 8 ай бұрын

I'm shocked as well

@unclewheelchair 8 ай бұрын

Now you see why lol

@Idiot_Savant02 8 ай бұрын

Never in your life will you see him play it again

@timfurminger7931 8 ай бұрын

I didn’t too, but jacksepticeye played it

@Scarlett-sp1xq 8 ай бұрын

@@timfurminger7931his series was my fav lol

@aniarctic 8 ай бұрын

"..you killed her..rose toy whos rose toy??" HAS ME CACKLING

@whatthefudgenano 8 ай бұрын

I BURSTED INTO TEARS

@CyanideRedTea 8 ай бұрын

The "do i need that son?" Caught me off guard, fucking hell

@symbolgames1670 8 ай бұрын

has almost his whole family die and goes into debt and gets arrested instantly poofesure: "I beat the game guys :D"

@j.d.filbin5384 8 ай бұрын

I like how 2013 is now considered “old” for a video game 💀

@omnom1577 8 ай бұрын

That’s a whole decade ago lol

@innerchild_kth1108 8 ай бұрын

@@omnom1577 fr that hasn't really sunk in yet...

@KufLMAO 8 ай бұрын

@@omnom1577decade really isn’t that long in the grand scheme of things

@ThatRandomBeing 8 ай бұрын

now i feel old…

@satavic 8 ай бұрын

@@KufLMAO☠️☠️

@CaptainDogFood 8 ай бұрын

"Do I care if my family dies? I have all these strippers that want me to visit them anyway." I love where Poof's priorities lie.

@lolofriend4701 8 ай бұрын

9:19 "i feel like theres something im missing here" The completely different picture on the id card:

@literally_lukey4692 8 ай бұрын

I love how Poofesure plays games that require so much patience but doesn’t have the actual patience for it

@BiasedGrunt 8 ай бұрын

This game proves Poof would fail open book tests 😂

@pixelthecat7752 8 ай бұрын

16:22 Brutal terrorist attack, 4 killed Poof: *hm*

@stephaniejoobern1001 8 ай бұрын

Poof just calmly trying to give the guy his passport back when the attack is happening 😭

@JauntyJoe 8 ай бұрын

“That was not an issuing city” *literally lists it in the book*

@imdrunkmk427 8 ай бұрын

"this is like, a job dude!" Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm, poof.....

@Dr-exotic 8 ай бұрын

I remember watching jacksepticeye play this back in the day. Really excited to see this pop up in my notifications. Funny af

@chscelebrity8325 8 ай бұрын

One of the best series in KZfaq history

@Yourmother247 8 ай бұрын

I kept thinking of it the video might have to rewatch that. Glory to arstozia or however you spell it

@imviviotic3448 8 ай бұрын

yup, jack made some legendary series and this game was one of them

@SkyeonX 8 ай бұрын

12:10 Bruh I started screaming at my screen 😭

@zxbzxbzxb1 8 ай бұрын

Im a bit concerned that poof might stop gaming and work in a passport booth, he's clearly loving this

@juneru2 8 ай бұрын

why is there always like a line of 100 people when you only have the time to let like 6 people through

@yourface2464 8 ай бұрын

Nobody tell this man about actual borders of countries where immigration is heavy.

@vinyldash2333 8 ай бұрын

I can already tell that this ain't Poof's game. It requires brain power

@drsilver313 8 ай бұрын

never thought I'd see a crossover of Poof and Papers Please it's pretty much his polar opposite of a game

@AbbyTheStinky 8 ай бұрын

Watching this live was hilarious yet frustrating af 😭

@Monomiibo 8 ай бұрын

I'm watching it NOT live and I'm still frustrated LOL

@AbbyTheStinky 8 ай бұрын

@@Monomiibo I love your Futaba profile pic!! Never thought I’d see one in Poofs comment section :>

@Monomiibo 8 ай бұрын

@@AbbyTheStinky oh thank you! ^_^

@AbbyTheStinky 8 ай бұрын

@@dkberg123 I tried looking for it and I think he deleted the VOD

@BarterRocket46 8 ай бұрын

Trust me. He did not say ‘October Labor Lottery’ first try

@Rinne_Z_rank 8 ай бұрын

If you want more money, you should start moving a bit faster since each day takes 8 minutes to complete, also always have the rulebook open on your desk so that you can see where the discrepancies are

@elmadicine 8 ай бұрын

I didn't feel old when skyrim hit its 10th anniversary. I felt ancient of days watching this and hearing Papers, Please is 10 years old

@Fireyblade7 8 ай бұрын

In that case im here to say geometry dash is 10 years old

@notyou6942 8 ай бұрын

glory to you daddy poof. not pregnant but you never fail to deliver 🙌

@Sir_Spoofy 8 ай бұрын

He did so bad, he didn’t even live the plot of the game XD

@franciscobraidot2848 8 ай бұрын

I have nevver in my life seen someone perform so poorly in this game. I´ve never seen that ending.

@fooftheking 7 ай бұрын

I’ve never felt more disappointed, watching someone playing papers please in my life

@crystalwoolf 8 ай бұрын

Play with yourself next

@MaxBrilhart 8 ай бұрын

If you enjoy Poof being terrible at games that require reading, definitely watch Funhaus’s Demo Disk series. That series is peak “not reading instructions and being hilariously pissed at the results”. Also the best Let’s Play-type thing on KZfaq for my money.

@ohmyitslorena8819 8 ай бұрын

Old Funhaus is probably the funniest shit on the internet

@user-vp6pq3tj3l 8 ай бұрын

Glory to beef boss

@innerchild_kth1108 8 ай бұрын

I LITERALLY JUST REWATCHED JACKSEPTICEYES SERIES OF THIS GAME LIKE NOT EVEN A WEEK AGO OMGG perfect timing poof

@jacobpratt1033 8 ай бұрын

Poof should start an escapists series would be really good

@DirtBikeBoy5ive 8 ай бұрын

That’s actually a really good idea

@tsb4 8 ай бұрын

Poofesure's next video: i get to rank 10 on papers please just to prove a point i accidentally overthrew the government

@MorbidRed 8 ай бұрын

As an editor some of these filled me with such rage lmao

@kred1ble669 8 ай бұрын

Whyd you need to clarify you're an editor?

@bubkins3013 8 ай бұрын

@@kred1ble669as a scholar, i am unsure why

@bobbiggle4390 8 ай бұрын

@@kred1ble669as a forklift operator, I’m unsure

@toxicdirt3413 8 ай бұрын

@@bobbiggle4390as a liscenced gun dealer, I am also unsure

@toxicdirt3413 8 ай бұрын

@@bobbiggle4390as a liscenced gun dealer, I am also unsure

@GreenBayPayton 8 ай бұрын

“This is like a job dude”

@lightning4743 8 ай бұрын

the title is everything i needed to see

@boogieboo2164 4 ай бұрын

the fact that he let the murderer in WHILE he has the news alert about said murderer next to the papers is comedy gold 😂

@jaie996fxx 8 ай бұрын

Never heard of that game before

@JustAPersonWhoComments 8 ай бұрын

7:35 perfect timing there 8:32 this too

@powerstones7722 8 ай бұрын

Its only a matter of time before he comes back to Papers, Please.

@lastxember 8 ай бұрын

Freaking love this game! But it’s very detail-oriented which poof is not, I’m afraid lol

@sleazy_listening 8 ай бұрын

'this old game from 2013' this man clearly doesn't own a mirror

@rock4glory713 8 ай бұрын

I probably won't watch this cuz it will fustrate the shit out of me but it's weird how almost everytime I go on a binge with a game poof randomly plays it Edit: around 6:30 I was right lol

@Vic-ob9xx 8 ай бұрын

I swear I've been on Papers Please for the past week trying to get all the endings and here he is with a video. Maybe it's something in the water?

@whatqualities7954 8 ай бұрын

Waiting for the return of Pablo Sanchez

@jennifermolinary 8 ай бұрын

For the record, I can watch you play this for hours .

@KufLMAO 8 ай бұрын

This game is gold I hope the title is wrong

@petarrajcevic750 8 ай бұрын

Really giving me some old SuperMega memories

@brettbarnett3465 8 ай бұрын

Poof, PLEASE play Cult of the Lamb. I know you’ll love it.

@everythingthrice2582 8 ай бұрын

I watched Jack play this years ago and now watching Poofesure play, I kept wanting to shout out all the errors he glossed over on their visa

@paunchyturtle5358 8 ай бұрын

Please play it again.

@Sonic_AndTails 8 ай бұрын

Listen bro I gotta come clean I know your name is poofesure but I call you professor poof.

@Sudomanic 8 ай бұрын

"I feel like I'm missing something on this one." *lets murderer into the country*

@wombatZ 8 ай бұрын

I knew that you wouldn’t figure out the game 😂

@skumkss4561 8 ай бұрын

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME

@aviebadgal 8 ай бұрын

the og title was I played papers please and I will never play it again, lmao

@Iris_n_Parti 8 ай бұрын

I love how the Booth goes in lockdown and he's confused as to what to do, completely unaware of what's happening in the second screen that's showing a guy climbing over the wall and throwing a grenade at the guard.

@michaelprentice2006 8 ай бұрын

poof please play this again that was ur best video ever

@ivanalvarez5176 8 ай бұрын

Bro I feel like half of my neurons just died watching this

@jellotoad64 8 ай бұрын

We need another video on this, there is so much more to happen in this game. There is a true ending to the game.

@user-su1zh7fx3x 5 ай бұрын

i watch because my attention span wont let me play a boring ass game like this, but honestly really enjoy watching it. JSE's playthrough still rings in my head on repeat GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA o7

@bees0439 8 ай бұрын

somehow, i just now realized that i think poof would love Dude, Stop. it’s… it’s his whole thing.

@arachnidguy6179 8 ай бұрын

This was unexpected, but very welcome!

@someguy787 8 ай бұрын

Every time you post a video, I immediately feel better

@bigshaqexegaming5748 8 ай бұрын

I love this game with a passion, so watching you play this was a real treat!

@jackkaczmarski 8 ай бұрын

Play it again.

@lolofriend4701 8 ай бұрын

Am I reading this right... POOFESURE PLAYED PAPERS PLEASE ???

@TheChristianChicken 8 ай бұрын

Yo I just fully completed this game on Steam like a a day ago it's cool to see that you're playing it

@ZackMuffinMan 8 ай бұрын

papers please

@Xvin22 8 ай бұрын

I remember when Jacksepticeye played this

@numnutsforever4115 8 ай бұрын

“Who are these people?” Refuses to read the information.

@numnutsforever4115 8 ай бұрын

“Does anything ever happen in this game?” Something happens two minutes later.

@BatmanSolos 8 ай бұрын

0:05 says the dude who plays Wii Games for the most part

@mehakverma7043 8 ай бұрын

12:05 It is very entertaining actually. I'm watching this at 4:30am instead of sleeping, so that's something yk

@epsilon6516 8 ай бұрын

There's like a dozen different endings, you can help rebels overthrow the government by letting in certain people, it's surprisingly in depth, that's why people like it. Gameplay wise it's just paperwork simulator

@Weedguy6080 8 ай бұрын

7:37 I destroyed my keyboard spilling Sprite all over my keyboard....... LOL, glad it was a cheap one.

@codenamexelda 8 ай бұрын

Moving into frippletown is as easy as saying please, sometimes even literally.

@henrybusch9334 8 ай бұрын

Poof reminds me of a college bar bouncer in this video 😂

@MiniMe-qw8en 8 ай бұрын

Poof please play more of this, it was hilarious. Keep it up 👍 😂

@StarstrickenBarrel 8 ай бұрын

Once you start this, it’s addicting you won’t want to stop and I definitely want to see this become a series

@Nzcade 8 ай бұрын

The song is the best part of the game

@brivern4301 8 ай бұрын

I love how nonchalantly Poofesure reacted to someone jumping the gate and throwing a bomb.😂

@wackygoose9221 8 ай бұрын

the moment i get back into this game you play it. Thank you daddy poof

@benslater3588 5 ай бұрын

>plays a game where reading is important >instantly misreads the state the game takes place in, never pronounces it correct the for rest of the video this will be fun.