I watched someone rant about new skywars maps for 17 minutes

Technoblade:"If I'm using something it's grounds to remove it fron the game" TNT gets nerfed in bedwars Technoblade:"Noooooooooo!!! TNT was innocent"

2017: "we are a nation of laws, you gotta respect them" 2020: "government is the cause of all our problems"

I’m rewatching everything. The content is still S tier.

Comboed kid: "Why hack? Technoblade: "Hacking is fun"

You have a beautiful chiseled chin in that thumbnail

I would kill just to hear him rant abt the maps again, we miss you already Techno, keep farm potatoes wherever you are - Technoblade never dies

my favorite part about this vid is how 3 of the final four are having a standoff then technoblade comes in and just slaughters all of them in 20 secs 9:08

"Hack is fun" made me laugh so much

How people deal with problems Normal people: ignore them or stand up if it is too bad Technoblade : use energix

"y hack" "hack is fun" he just doesnt care lol

all im saying is the main tower design is literally just dark souls since its literally the firelink shrine from dark souls 1

8:52 Wow, the animated texture of the diamond ore was perfectly timed!!

"I hate this map. It's litterally made of two blocks: the tears of orphan children and half slabs" -Technoblade 2017😂😂😂

Builders: make what's likely their most detailed map yet, with impressively rugged and realistic terrain for minecraft. Techno: H A L F S L A B

who else is like this *sees techno doing skywars like it's a piece of cake* *tries to play skywars because it seems so ez* *rages because idfk everyone is 3good5me* *goes back to techno and watches him all day*

The only thing I hate about Skywars updates is the fact that whenever it updates all the tryhards go online and I can't trap >_>

Firelink Shrine: Someone always camps at the very top of the mid with knockback Desserted Islands: I get camped by the neighboring player until the last refill Clearing: Someone chases me around the entire map the whole game so I can never regen Submerged: I always get egged off the map trying to build to mid Sanctuary: Every time I'm on this map, there's a hacker

when techno was complaining about submerged he literally couldn't speak fast enough, and i find that so funny

8:53 the timing of the little shines on the diamond ores is perfect

I tried cannoning myself on Submerged what happens? HALF SLABS ..

Technoblade's Map Idea: Literally a Survival Games map for Skywars instead

secret title: i rant about how good tribute is for 17 minutes

Honestly, they need to make a new map where the middle is only chests.

Clearing is Tribute reskinned as Haunted.

"Nobody could do it like you" We miss you Techno, rest easy

I would like to hear you rant about just one more thing... rest in peace.

It has been 5 long years, at this time all he had to worry about was skywards maps, this man was my everything. I have “TechnoBlade never dies” on my arm. He made my sense of humor what it is today ❤️ forever in my heart, Rest In Peace techoblade the potato king

From bird's eye view, sanctuary looks like 4 fidget spinners

Hypixel: new map Techno: *it's just tribute with extra steps*

Nobody: Subtitles: Welcome guys to help stir the sky-

I like how Techno goes all “old man yells at cloud” on the new maps

13:02 English.exe has stopped working

I like how he ignores the other players and shows us the problems of each map

Me: Wanting to know who made the thumbnail "This account doesn't exist" Also me: Wow-

Three years later: I watch technoblade rant about the old Skywars map

Most. Beautiful. Thumbnail. Ever.

12:24 its not half slabs Techno, its just called a slab. A half slab would be half of a normal slab NERD!

It doesn't feel real yet.

Techno's plot armor makes it even more powerful when he keeps talking infront of his viewer

Tribute + Weird Railroad Map = *Clearing*

Wow techno loves the half steps on Submerged. nice.

8:54 perfect timing for the diamonds to sparkle

I love how his thumbnails are showing what in the video is, that he has the humor I love and he doesnt klickbait the heck out of thingd

i cant belive its already been 5 years, RIP to the greatest legend of the minecraft community

just needed tu listen this

If I'm using something that'd be consider it as to be nerfed . . .. . . Is this foreshadowing?

15:21 that guy spawn 4 chicken 2 times

it's oddly reassuring knowing whenever I'm down, I'll always have these videos to watch

Techno vs Huawhi in build uhc.

Watching all his videos again and I gotta say skywars is my favorite of his videos

"i've fallen into this hole like roughly 70% of the game .. *jumps* I just did it again. I tried to jump and tripped over a half slab" LOL

The only youtuber that doesnt clickbait his videos and actually puts what hes doing in the video

My fav thing about technoblade are his thumbnails, they are pure masterpieces :D

watching this again just makes me think how nice of a tribute it would be to see on skywars maps the middle chests all connected. loved watching his Minecraft vids, always making great vids

I wish he was ranting now.... rest in peace man

I miss him

rest in peace man

i've watched all of technos videos for like 3-4 years now and i literally get a new old video from him in reccomended every single day

Any Technoblade youtube title: Me: *YES*

17:39 "The other KZfaqrs were French-" OH GOD THE FORESHADOWING-

15:12 it going in the montage

half slabs... so? a quarter of a block?

On a techno binge! Miss this guy, God rest him! Hope his fans keep supporting his content

Y’know i always thought technos’ personality was just him, and it is, but he always just wanted us to be happy. R.I.P LEGEND!

I thought it said 17 minutes ago, and my heart skipped a beat and thought he was back... then I saw the full title

his name is just AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH and I love it this was a very fun chill video tbh his personality/humor really shines

I just realized how he takes so little damage, that's super cool

On the stream where Techno discovered the new maps I thought clearing was tribute until he mentioned it.

Techno complaining about skywars not being blitz enough is just satisfying to listen to

Miss you Technoblade never dies

Just rewatching his videos because the adhd vibes radiating from this man’s content can keep me watching for actual hours. He’s the only KZfaqr I can just sit and watch without clicking away. He was the best, and his passing felt so sudden. I was physically shaking for hours after he posted his video. I thought it was a video saying he was taking a break from KZfaq because of his cancer and how he needed time for family and things like that. My heart hurt and still hurts. Rip techno. You’re still my favorite after death and will always be that wag

Rest In Peace techno

I watch technoblade rant about the new maps for 17 minutes

When you think your almost done with the video but he continues to rant for 10 more minutes.

I belive he is playing skywars and sky blocks with fans while strategically planning to all go for god right now. I miss him but I know he misses us equally as much. Thanks for everything techno. I truely thank you for everything you saved my life literally. Rest easy bud. You deserve it. 💔🕊

Clearing is aegis without stairs to mid

anyone remember "My 5th grade teacher called me table" - Tayber

I freaking love it when techno talks about maps. It is a whole lecture in its own

Binge watching his videos at work. This feels like old times again. I miss him so much.

When You see someone on sky wars with No pants or No chestplate you might find technoblade

God i miss technoblade. TECHNOBALDE NEVER DIES

I always love your thumbnails

I love this singular video so much.

3:04 talks about light flickering then the energix text starts flickering

I’m sad to say i just started watching techno after his death but im glad i am now. Thank you techno. RIP

9:19 "Would you like to die? There's discounts right now, you can die for 50% off on your car insurance." 13:12 "It seems like something should be down here, but this is just a random spot on the map where you can fall through the fences, which is the only part of the map that isn't HALF SLAB. *prehistoric technoblade noise*" 15:05 "Are you...*long pause*...nice. No one could ever have dodged that lava. And, away you go.... OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO...THAT WAS SO...*obnoxious keyboard clicking*...(quietly) nice." 15:30 "That was so cool. Just had to take a moment to appreciate how cool that was."

I thought it would make me sad rewatching his videos but when watching it still makes me laugh.

10:25 "look at this gap" *increases FOV*

I love watching techno rant because it’s so true

6:00 Love how he got them to change the map name

I love the videos when he talks and plays skywars because he makes such better points than angry rants :)

1:47 "just kidding it's skyward noons cares." Continues to rant.

12:12 That gut called it and said Techno even tho he was nicked

Techno: (*Looks at Clearing*) also Techno: "Isn't that just Tribute with extra steps?"

You can tell that he puts so much effort in his thumbnails just look at that art

its 18 minutes you deserve more subs for this clickbait, like 3 more

9:17 teleports behind you nothing personnel kid

Techno: "We hadn't gotten a Sky Wars update in 6 months" Clash Royale: 2 years of no major updates Boom Beach: I don't even know how long its been

Okay, I know this is an old video but you just seem like a chill dude and I’d 110% be your friend.