I read ABSURD erotic books so you don't have to (and now I'm traumatized)
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Күн бұрынI read ABSURD erotic books so you don't have to (and now I'm traumatized)
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Books I mentioned
1:30 How to Lose an Extraterrestrial in Ten Days- amzn.to/49fmZP1
7:39 Unhinged- amzn.to/3SDKYAi
13:28 Taken by a Pterodactyl- amzn.to/3HTkfef
16:14 Pounded in the Butt by My Sentient Library Card- amzn.to/3uusOca
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@qtleaves6830 4 ай бұрын
*reads books about fighting babies* "erotica makes me uncomfortable" 😭😭 same tho
@BookWyrm1060 4 ай бұрын
preach! XD
@michellecgb 4 ай бұрын
I love how some of us horror girlies can read about the most disgusting shit, but erotica is uncomfy 😂
@jlopurcell 3 ай бұрын
Respectfully, how you doin'?
@michellecgb 3 ай бұрын
@@jlopurcell 😂 I’m doin’ good, hbu?
@jlopurcell 3 ай бұрын
@@michellecgb well, I am shooting my shot in the KZfaq comment section of absurd erotic books. So I'm pretty much killing it rn. 😂
@AWCMCultMovies 4 ай бұрын
"Oh, that's such a good pickup line for a library card" is the quote of the year. Great video.
@gemstone108 4 ай бұрын
Chuck Tingle is a national treasure. One of my favorite follows on social media! He’s actually written a legitimate horror novel as well called Camp Damascus and it’s really great. Highly recommend!
@shereekathleenn 4 ай бұрын
Omg I didn’t realise he wrote that book! I’ve been seeing that book everywhere. Def need to check it out
@dandelionbodies 3 ай бұрын
I bought Camp Damascus on a whim because I love queer horror fiction, but still haven’t given it a read yet. I’ll have to give it a go soon!
@ghoulgoil5029 4 ай бұрын
We definitely need a part 2. I was laughing with you and felt your cringe lol!
@HonduranHoneymoonhon 4 ай бұрын
when you said lubricant my first thought was Lubricant for People or for Door Hinges
@shereekathleenn 4 ай бұрын
Nah, def the door knob 😉
@nellamoon3135 4 ай бұрын
Unfortunately TONS of authors are putting down the pen due to people being sensitive about TWs. Especially in the Splatterpunk/Extreme Horror communities. I get so sad that people can’t just gauge what the book MY entail by the title or synopsis. The whole cancelling authors thing just gives “book banning” energy. I think its up to each person to be responsible for their own triggers, and definitely should not be reading anything in extreme genres if they are that sensitive.
@michaeloporto5202 4 ай бұрын
What is TW?
@Trepanation21 4 ай бұрын
@@michaeloporto5202 Based solely on the context of the comment, I assume TW means "Trigger Warning".
@user-yc3qc7sk1i 2 ай бұрын
I think the point of trigger warnings should just be a way to let people know what's in the book ahead of time so they know what to avoid for themselves, but no one should stop writing or not be able to put that subject matter in their books. Having trigger warnings shouldn't be seen as a negative for either "side" imo. It should just be informative rather than a way to judge "quality."
@omexaprime Ай бұрын
As someone who reads splatterpunk and eh and also NEEDS trigger warnings because I have ptsd (mostly around sa), I completely disagree. A synopsis may sound really fun but may not mention sa or imply it until I pick it up. It’s not that I can’t handle gore or I’m “sensitive”, I lived through something life shattering to me that I still cope with 4 years later and I need a little guidance sometimes, especially if I’m already struggling mentally. I hope you realize that having triggers does not make someone sensitive and I hope you reevaluate your empathy towards people.
@sodivmlight 4 ай бұрын
my friend bought me a chuck tingle raptor novel for my 18th birthday and we did a dramatic reading of it and to this day it was the funniest thing ive ever read
@DrOz-007 4 ай бұрын
"There's only one way we can resolve this issue..." My wife has said that to me many times.
@JM-gz1cp 4 ай бұрын
I definitely want a part 2 this was hilarious
@Eucis93 4 ай бұрын
I agree, content warnings for books are getting ridiculous. I also think it’s kind of weird to print them into the book; if someone truly can’t stand reading about a certain scenario, you’d think they would look it up /before/ buying and reading it, no? Or is it a common practice to just buy books blindly without looking up reviews or anything about it before hand? I’m sure some authors use content warnings as jokes too, so I don’t take them too seriously. I always just skip over them, because honestly I see them more as spoilers than anything. I forget the title but I recently saw someone review a book where a really crazy scene was completely spoiled, in detail, by the content warnings. Like imagine buying a highly anticipated new release and it spoils itself immediately 💀 I personally can read about pretty much anything except animal abuse, death and violence, but everything else is fine by me lmao. Even then I kinda just skip and don’t read those parts, it’s not really something that ruins a book for me.
@user-yc3qc7sk1i 2 ай бұрын
It's easier to skip over a trigger warning if you don't care about that sort of thing than it is to skip certain parts of a text you may not want to read. A trigger warning itself shouldn't ruin a book for someone either, no? I think people get a little too upset over the inclusion of trigger warnings personally. If it doesn't apply to you, then it's obviously not meant for you. Who is it hurting?
@annahuber2977 4 ай бұрын
You deserve every metal there is for this one. Like the fact you go through the extreme horrors is one thing. But this is a whole new level. Had me DYING from the first reading of the extraterrestrial thing 😅 you win. You win all the BookTube everything
@TheCollegeRat 4 ай бұрын
there are some erotic books that are more horror-leaning, and might be more up your alley. these do also have content warnings at the front, so you know more about what you're getting into. - A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon - this is set in a bordello that serves monster clients, where there's an overarching story of trying to take down a force that's trying to destroy these bordellos because they're seen as too "human friendly". this is the first book in a trilogy, and the pacing is a bit wonky because it's trying to set everything up, but it's a good litmus test to see what you enjoy reading in erotica since it goes through a _lot_ of kinks/scenarios - Her Soul to Take by Harley Laroux - a ghosthunter comes back to their small town and ends up in an alliance with a demon controlled by the local cult. this is marketed as a dark romance, with elements of stalking woven into it, but the rules for the supernatural in this book left me intrigued throughout the entire thing. i haven't read the rest of this trilogy yet, but it absolutely leans into the horror elements present (and i absolutely am going to get the rest of the series). I also have Heartless Heathens by Satana Knox on my tbr, which says it's a gothic romance/erotica story, but since i haven't read it yet i can't say if it's good or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but it's another horror-leaning erotica to be aware of.
@creativelytorn 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely yes to a part 2.
@mckenzieharlan 4 ай бұрын
Part two!! This was hilarious 🤣
@vodkasvoice 2 ай бұрын
Chuck Tingle is a national treasure and seems like an incredibly sweet guy. I follow him on tumblr and have for a while (and yes, tumblr still exists and people still use it, including Chuck Tingle) and he just... seems like a super positive, nice dude who just really likes writing positive, fun erotica stories (and also non-erotic stories for what he has dubbed his asexual buckaroos.)
@Facetimecat 4 ай бұрын
This video is gold 😹 please do a part 2! Love your videos as always, they really brighten my day! ❤
@TanyaWestley 4 ай бұрын
Great video as always Anda. Super funny and we definitely need a part 2!
@tyghe_bright 4 ай бұрын
Chuck Tingle is an amazing person. I have bought several of his Tinglers to support him... and they're actually weirdly good, or at least fun. Another candidate for weird porn books is Dwindle Gee. I read her "A Vampire Turned Me Into A Sexy Blood Gathering Succubus". Can's say it was *good* exactly, but it was wild.
@user-ce9of9ez9i 4 ай бұрын
Part II!
@TheCreepyArchives 3 ай бұрын
If erotica isn't for you, I really recommend Edward Lee! He's a great writer and storyteller. He doubles lightly in relationships and the beauty of them. Honestly the perfect recommendation for you
@elizabethlynch5203 4 ай бұрын
Would love a part two! This was funny!
@MRC_5000 4 ай бұрын
if you happen to know the series "best of the worst" by the channel "red letter media", you might know what i mean when i say: you should get together three or maybe four people and discuss these somewhat rarities and how they effect the reader(s). exchange the cringe. but this is already very entertaining. the willing, but writhing participation in reading these... i appreciate it!
@MandalaBunnyhome 4 ай бұрын
Omg not the doorknob 😂😂
@grey_wulf 4 ай бұрын
Watching Anda squirm reading passages from these books is funny af! 🤣
@gourmetghost 4 ай бұрын
omg did that Unhinged book come out before or after Big Little Lies? the little girl makes that exact joke about her mom in a school project 😂
@meruchan1521 4 ай бұрын
When it comes to content considerations in erotica, I think it's more about letting readers know if it's something they want to get off to or not 😅 So someone might not find condom usage erotic so they might decide to skip the story if they're in the mood for something else. Whatever floats your boat and all that! ❤
@AndaKent 4 ай бұрын
This makes SO much more sense. I was very confused. Thanks for letting me know!
@justinw1563 4 ай бұрын
Please read more! Haha I laughed out loud a few times with this video, those book titles got me good haha!
@_paintedbypicasso_7981 4 ай бұрын
If you do a part 2 Full Sack by Layla Fae would be a great addition
@starlightlibrary23 4 ай бұрын
Oh lord. I like spicy books but this goes beyond comfort zone. Therapy for you therapy for you and therapy for you!
@bw_selfish 4 ай бұрын
Pig! Part 2 would be appreciated. 🙂
@amandalavery6282 4 ай бұрын
Ur laff is so infectious!!!! Thank u for doing this vlog. So funny! Not an erotica girlie - and def wont ever be! Thank u for taking it for the team - lmao lmao
@leonlegend 4 ай бұрын
What ever happened to holding hands, interlocked fingers & cuddling while making your partner feel loved, warm & fuzzy?
@gemstone108 4 ай бұрын
There’s still books like that! Some of us wanna get spicy too ofc 😂
@leonlegend 4 ай бұрын
@@gemstone108 I know, I'm joking. I'm just highlighting how far we've come from intimate romance to door fucking.
@leonlegend 4 ай бұрын
@@gemstone108 I know, I'm joking. I'm just highlighting how far we've come from intimate romance to making a new definition for banging a door.
@leonlegend 4 ай бұрын
@@gemstone108 3rd time trying to reply, some strange words seem to be banned. I know, I'm joking. I'm just highlighting how far we've come from 2 people in love with each other to... doors.
@gemstone108 4 ай бұрын
@@leonlegend huh, that’s weird, now there’s 4 replies from where I am 😂
@somerandomguy1217 4 ай бұрын
Definitely do part 2!!! Especially with the Chuck Tingle stories. I think I speak for ALL your audience when I saw that we MUST know more answers to the butt pounding mysteries! 🫣🤔💩
@spicelord3006 4 ай бұрын
YESSS CHUCK TINGLE
@kennedywolfe9148 4 ай бұрын
This was hilarious 😂
@user-ch1by3th8s 3 ай бұрын
Part Two please.
@vagabundorkchaosmagick-use2898 4 ай бұрын
Part 2, please.
@JohnSaxon-vw5vi 4 ай бұрын
Look 👀 on your face says it all about everything in each book 📕 love it 🥰
@leandropaulo2921 4 ай бұрын
I'm Sorry for u, but i'm having a lot of Fun with the video. Kkkkkk😂😂😂
@violetmoonofthenorth 4 ай бұрын
Rather you than me sorry 😂 but it’s hilarious. Great video thanks 😆✨👍🏻
@richardives4811 4 ай бұрын
I wasn’t expecting that 😂
@mk-ur4cq 4 ай бұрын
You should have done this one in ASMR.
@inso80videos 4 ай бұрын
LOL your reactions were so cute. 😊 I must admit, I'm really open minded and weird fetishes doesnt scares me at all. But Door / Library card fetishism are new to me. ;) We learn every day.
@Mizuna626 4 ай бұрын
It's funny I just finished the Clive Barkers book the scarlet gospel and the descriptions of Pinhead torturing someone? Didn't bug me I was fine read right through it but any time it got to the sexual stuff I would get uncomfortable I don't know what that says about me but it can't be good
@MsDeathGuy 4 ай бұрын
You should read them with a poker face and a serious voice.
@jeff8835 4 ай бұрын
"I'm going to church after this" 😂
@lostsoulslibrary 4 ай бұрын
Wth?! 🤦😂🤣 These books are just way too out there.
@EggHeadJo 4 ай бұрын
You like Dead Inside!!!
@ericm215 4 ай бұрын
Sci-Fi Erotika that I thought was actually good(I dont read erotica normally) is Shadow Game by Christine Feehan
@francoisjohannson139 Ай бұрын
As a 10 year old boy i found "Flesh" by Philip Jose Farmer quite hot.
@DayDreamingWhispersASMR 3 ай бұрын
I actually REALLY liked Unhinged lol which shocked me
@bridgidthepirateelf4135 4 ай бұрын
Subscribed just for the Alice Cooper
@sheereads0045 4 ай бұрын
I also read that UNHINGED book.. hahahaha.. damn.. Idk what's gotten into me.. 😂
@puje Ай бұрын
Um actually... Pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs
@alexaweiss2656 4 ай бұрын
good lord this is EVERYTHING! i just have the same reaction as you are reading spicy & erotica contents on a book :”) boy like i can read gory stuff with a straight face but THIS? god i just laughed until i’m in fits of tears and an aching tummy from laughing excessively :P
@YJkwinter 4 ай бұрын
The first one was very ao3
@DrOz-007 4 ай бұрын
Fifty Shades of Grey is absurd and disturbing because it's soooo badly written. It reads like a spoof.
@jamesbaird1342 4 ай бұрын
I just got home from church. Since i was 15 (ok 13) ((ok 6)) I have been trying to figure out how to turn on women -THANK YOU I'm calling that woman i met at church and telling her I'm a dinasor or doornob.
@ehxjsjd4553 4 ай бұрын
the last book makes me feel better and worse about my short story ideas, because mine are way more tame than that, but i don't think i will ever live up to a sexy library card ngl.
@MRC_5000 4 ай бұрын
just forget that and enjoy exploring your creative ideas! do things for yourself, don't limit your imagination and just let the ideas flow! sry, random stoner motivational speech.
@ehxjsjd4553 4 ай бұрын
@@MRC_5000 lol, random stoner motivational speeches are my favourite speeches. Thanks for your kind words.
@cas6566 4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sylvee2 4 ай бұрын
Oh god so much cringe i could not!
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