Ive always been team alice. She and bella have way better chemistry

fun fact: my family is mormon so i can tell you firsthand that mormons are eMBARASSED that stephanie meyer is mormon bc they think twilight is evil LOL 💀

I completely forgot how anticlimactic the end of twilight is without the vision war.

Carlisle’s thing it that he has super human control because he’s NEvER had human blood. Ever. Like he ate rats when he was first made… and he’s a bLoOD ViRGIn!!

"She freaks outs... And curls up... To die?!" Girl, same.

imagine if the final plot twist was edward reading bellas mind and realizing how boring she is and immediately demanding a divorce or something

Fun thing I learned rewatching Twilight with the bestie, Bella is in a depressive episode for 6 months, after being with Edward for 5. Literally was sad about losing him for longer than she was with him and if thats not the most Twilight-esque teenage girl bs ever

I went to high school in Washington when these books came out and the amount of people coming to Forks because of the books was nuts. Also, I legitimately watched two girls fight about who was Edward's girlfriend in their group and one girl punched the other one in the face. Incredible.

JACOB WAS 15? WHAT? I didn't know that. Jesus... Stephanie and the weird age gaps strike again i guess.

I found out recently that Stephanie Meyer published a redo of Twilight with a gender swap so Bella is now “Beaufort” and Edward is “Edythe” - it’s called life and death - I feel like you know what to do with this information…

"He's important in one of the later books" He is important in the same book. But tbh it feels like centuries later, so, you were correct in spirit if not in letter

This might just be semantics but I do want to point out that the Quileute people are not based on a real indigenous group, they are in fact a real indigenous group. Just don't want anyone to get the impression that that group isn't real or anything like that.

Carlisle really was willing to bet Bella's life to prove that he trusted his son's self control even though Edward REPEATEDLY proved that he couldn't be trusted so much for valuing human life

Ok lets not diminish bellas feelings in new moon. Yes, she was depressed over a boy she barely knew. She was also probably suffering from PTSD after the whole ordeal of almost dying, knowing there were other vampires out there that wanted her dead and the ONLY people who knew and could protect her, abandoned her without a word. Id curl up and become a shell of myself too. Stephanie Myer just isn't a good enough writer to treat the PTSD aspect with the care and respect it deserves, so she basically ignores that her main character should be traumatized. But in my heart bella is more complex and going through more than a breakup.

i'm CRYING at you describing the first class scene as bella questioning if she's stinky 😭

bless your heart for thinking Google search didn't exist in 2006, but I do love the thought of Bella asking Jeeves what a vampire is

HOW are there no comments yet, this video is exactly what the internet needs and shitty book club is the perfect channel title that we all should have thought of 😂 thank you for your service and hope it was a speedy recovery!

"He's like, a minor league baseball player?...Or a peewee coach?" LOL Strapping myself in, this is going to be a fun one.

Nah i don't think Bella's mum was that sensible/selfish enough to send Bella to her dad. If im remembering the plot, Bella insists on moving to her dads. I think stephanie meyer was dead set on making Bella this perfect, self sacrificing, special girl to the detriment of the plot. I say this having not read them since like 2007

Once I found out Stephanie Meyer was Mormon, it honestly made a LOT of sense, coming from a former Christian. It definitely explains the weird age gap in relationships that she seems to have a huge fascination with, and it is a common theme in her other works like “The Host”.

I absolutely hated how she made reading Wuthering Heights her whole personality, but I also read that book only because it was in Twilight, lol

Leah joining Jacob's pack because she's bitter about Sam choosing someone else is honestly kinda girlboss, ngl. It's the kinda petty bitter ex I like to see.

You know...now that I'm thinking about it, I don't remember why Jacob got the blame for Alice thinking that Bella had died. How was he supposed to know she had a vision about Bella jumping off the cliff? Wasn't Charlie's friend's death community knowledge? Who but another resident of the town would be calling the home of the man who has never left that town?

i totally forgot about the age difference between jacob and bella in the books and it makes it so much weirder lol

Finding someone who has never read Twilight in this day and age is so strange to me, I am here for it.

I just discovered this channel and being a newly trans lesbian, I feel like you were a sign. You're iconic, this series is such sleepover chaos vibes. 😂

the meme at 9:22 came so out of nowhere and literally had me dying of laughter 😭😭

Re: James' li'l trick at 13:10, I can actually buy that Bella was fooled by the home video audio, because cell phone audio quality was pretty ass at that time. People didn't even sound like themselves sometimes, depending on the phone you had. One of the most believeable moments in Twilight tbh

your videos are quickly becoming my fav. it’s like sitting with a close friend discussing books and i love it.

honestly the most relatable Bella ever was for me was her in Eclipse being so horny for her vampire boyfriend that she doesn't care if he kills her.

KZfaq's been recommending me a lot of small channels recently, and im absolutely delighted because i get to find gems like your channel! Keep up the good work!

hey girl!! just came across your videos and now im binge watching, loved it 10/10

Your content deserves so much more recognition. Keep it up, good job!

at edward considering outing himself by stepping outside: "calm down, go to therapy, step outside, something."

I loved every moment of this. You are legit funny AF

honestly if i wanted to write in a plot device to make the feud between the vampires and werewolves end I would have made Jacob imprint on volturi zaddy aro

thank you for sacrificing your health to make this video

This video is iconic!

On bella discovering Ed is a vampire: Stephanie Meyer missed out on having her just Google it. I wanna see her trying to mildly expose Edward to Garlic and keeping a crucifix in her pocket, and maybe even trying to swipe some holy water and wooden stakes, it would be so funny!

I love this channel so much it's like we're having a sleepover

Currently binging all your videos and subscribed! These are so fun and you're hilarious lol. I hope to see your channel grow ❤

been bingeing your channel all day and i swear i just watched your subscribers bump up 100 whole people lol. love your content, youre such a fun normal human person and are so entertaining. edit: 3,000 more in two days??? what a legend im so happy for you

I hate the team Edward vs team Jacob debate for the fact that Edward x Jacob enemies to lovers is right there.

I learned from this twilight read view Stephanie Meyer has no concept of the actual size of the Olympic peninsula. If you start at the end of the 101 highway and drive around the thing all around and down to Astoria it's like 455 miles... And that's not the whole coast line... To just "go to" La push and port Angeles for a walk and a shop is like living in Vancouver and saying you're just "popping up to prince George for milk" if you're not the flash... Or Edward Cullen

"Before Google..." GOOGLE WAS MADE IN THE NINTIIIIIIES.

Babe...Google existed in 2006. 😂

The way steph annihilated Jacob's character, it's only team Edward you would think, right? Wrong, I'm team dump the lot and go to college. Literally, team find a therapist as soon as possible and let your brain fully develop before making a permanent life decision, thank you so much.

no bcs rosalie’s backstory makes me sad but it makes no sense bcs she said her life was perfect but it was terrible????

I've been watching your book videos and I love them, I'm so glad I found this channel

oh i found my new favorite youtube channel woah i read all the books but this is still so fun to watch thanks for sharing w us (you’re so hardworking)

Dude, I binged all of your videos in two days!!! You're fun to watch :D

this is my new favorite channel i spent the last two days watching all of your videos

It’s so sweet and ally of you to say that if you saw someone sparkling in public you’d think they’re wearing glitter 🥹 New Moon came out in 2006. I was 10 and living in rural Kentucky, USA. Someone sparkling at this time in a small town would not have been normal haha. I think it’s sweet that’s your immediate thought, but yeah for the setting and time, it would be super weird for a dude to be sparkling in the sun.

as an italian, I would've asked Edward what brand of body glitter is he using because I want it too lmao

I like your channel, because I have similar feelings about men, pregnancy etc. so our romance reading experiences are similar it's probably the first time I feel this

just found your channel and binged all your videos! you are so funny and relatable 😂

I found your channel like two days ago and I’ve watched everything, I love your stuff so much, you are so funny and I love your gossipy style and your reads are on point. Slay bestie ✌️

You know, Stephanie Meyer could have made the imprinting between Jacob and Renesme so much less creepy if she made it so imprinting doesnt begin until legal age because of hormones or something like that. So instead of Jacob having in the back of his mind that the child he is looking at he is going to mate with then she is of legal age, he could get those feelings when she is of legal age. And also, she didnt have to do that to forge a bond between the vampires and werewolves because both sides already has certain ties with Bella. Bella could have been the glue that bonds both sides together and they could have joined forces for the greater good of an innocent child than Jacob imprinting on a literal baby.

👍✌️🙏❤️✨ aw your poor voice. Can’t believe you made this while sick, you’re a champion 🙏

Love love love your shirt!

I absolutely adore your videos

You inspire me to keep writing my book im working on , keep at it gurl 💅

this is my new favorite KZfaq account, please don't stop making videos!

I'm so sorry you had to read Twilight. I hope you make a swift recovery.

So, for the last month, since we watched this video, my wife has not stopped using the phrase "special different." She has spread it to her coworkers and friends. I blame you. 😅 For real, though, we love your channel! ❤🙂

your laugh is so infectious!

OMG your videos are golden!!!

The audible swallows are KILLING me your mic is very good

ure so funny like ur thoughts are exactly my internal monologue when thinking abt these books

it’s hilarious that i’ve read all of the books and all of the movies multiple times, and you explained plot points that i didn’t know about and/or was confused about FOR YEARS lmfao

Idk bout Edward or Jacob, I'm team Garret. I don't care bout Bellas interests, I care about mine. Lee pace

The way this book describes Bella being a vampire at first is just my life living with AUDHD 😂😂😂

my theory / headcanon that everyone in twilight is neurodivergent (looking specifically at Bella) & from Bella's POV that she smells so bad he tried to change classes then changed schools ... is the most autistic thing i ever heard ~ sincerely my tism

I'd love to hear your take on Stephanie Meyer's other nightmarish novels (like the host and midnight sun)

omg i didnt know jacob was 15? ive never read the books nor saw the movies. i really just assumed they were all around the same physical age (cause chronologically edward is a lot older).

just so you know, I've been to Forks, Washington, and uh...their entire personality IS Twilight.

6:57 it makes sense bella is wearing an ugly hat because she's from phoenix arizona and she wouldn't have a lot of clothes for warm weather and that's probably somebody's old hat or something and 14:21 carlisle is busy giving her stitches i think so he can't suck the venom out but i agree they should have just let her turn into a vampire then but edward doesn't want her to lose her soul, but it wouldn't break the treaty with the werewolves but then of course we wouldn't get renesmee 35:00 "guess who has a hot body... temperature" lmao and edward is 17 not 19 so the garter toss is extra weird 48:44 TURN TO PAGE 394! werewolves can't chose to turn into wolves, they turn automatically at the full moon and once a twilight werewolf can control it they can choose when to shift lol

you're so fucking funny i cackled at this video pls dont stop making these omg

okay, I absolutely love this channel lol. I feel like we’re just having a convo and shit talking people. The amount of effort you put in this is amazing! Thank you for sacrificing your physical health for us 😭 good job!!

So glad i found you

That was excruciating and I loved every sordid second of it.

one thing ms. stephanie got very right is the amount of people in Forks (and western WA in general) who want to ~quit existing~. The lack of sunlight that fuels the big SAD is truly the gift that keeps on giving, lmfao

please please read the hunger games i wanna hear your takes abt it (also hope ur team peeta ofc)

So was the "it's just vision" only in the movie? cause that was the best part.

stephanie meyer invented the stinky trope

Wait a second. WAIT A SECOND. Only seen movies: yall remember when jacob said he only like Bella bc a small part of renesme was like in Bella (ig in soul or egg?!? Weird) but also wouldn’t that mean that the same egg that he was drawn too could’ve been his if Bella chose to be w/ jacob. This w/ the whole “oh i cant choose who i imprint” IMAGINE IF JACOB & BELLA HAD A KID THEN JACOB IMPRINTED ON HIS OWN KID💀😭🤮🤮🤮 WHAT IN TARNATION?!??

The movies really did the books more justice than they deserved

i love the spicy brain vibes - feels like a ft info dump sess

"Jacob's not wearing a shirt cause he's never wearing a shirt" I lost it, this video is amazing

The best part about this whole series is listening to other people try to explain it. It’s such a stupid book series and I am here for it!! 😂

alice and bella shouldve gotten together tbh, they were the best duo

why did i only get recommended this now ? 😭😭😭 loved this sm subsribef

Your shirt 😭😭❤️

Your book club is my new favourite thing.

for the first time ever i understood what was going on on new moon thank you so much the movie didn't tell me that at allll (granted, i may be stupid)

before google.... which was invented in 1998......... oh my sweet summer child. i forget sometimes that not everyone is the same age as me anymore 😅 that being said, literally the rest of this is such a good video!! i love your delivery style, very much like a gossip session

I don’t know if you said it in the video but where did you get your shirt omg i need it

lol I watched all of these movies but until you explained them I didn’t understand not one movie in it’s full capacity

One of my uncles said he got his wife the twilight movies one year for valentines day as a joke and now they're heavily invested in the story and they rewatch it every year I think lol

i kinda need you to read stephanie meyer’s book now. it’s called the host and i remember liking it when i read it but i read it at 14