carlisle is a dilf.

the funniest part is how the actors themselves hate the movies themselves

bella just had zero personality 😭 her entire personality solely depended on edward existing. it was also so unrealistic how tons of people wanted to be friends with her even though she's literally devoid of any kind of emotion towards any of them. yet she feels so much for the people who aren't human liiike 😭

"I just realised the main PROBLEM of twilight: Edward courts Bella the same way that Batman terrifies criminals💀"- Alan Seawright, Cinema Therapy

“Girl can you get some hobbies or something” is the greatest line! This entire movie series could have been avoided if Bella just knitted or something. But then we wouldn’t have this amazing commentary! 😂

Raise your hand if you think Charlie should have been the main character 🙋‍♂️

this franchise is the epitome of ‘its so bad it’s good’ and the wigs and face paint in this movie are the real crimes💀

Edward doesn't have social skills because he is used to just passively listen to all peoples thoughts all the time. Bella is probably the first person with which he had to interact to get to know.

47:12 can we talk about how edward said "if you ever touch her AGAINST HER WILL again" he wasnt even angry about the kiss really just that jacob forced himself onto bella " lemme give you a clue, wait for her to say the words." Damn you tell him 😂

Like girl, at this point I believe that Twilight is a comedy that some don’t understand

Nobody hates Twilight more than its own Fandom 😂

Nothing hotter than Edward saying to Jacob basically "if Bella wants you, I would completely respect it because it's her decision". Like, Jacob was trying so hard to make him jealous and he was 100% sure Bella loved him and wouldn't choose anyone else.

The high school graduation scene is so funny, because in a recent interview Anna Kendrick admitted she had no idea wtf she was doing

I got a feeling the author made Jacob suddenly change and be an asshole because she realized he was wayy better for her than Edward by the end of the first book/movie

Bro this whole saga is just Bella begging Edward to turn her into a vampire 😂

Edward lived 100 years being able to read everyone's minds, so he always knew what to say. He had THE BEST social skills ever. The problem is: he can't read Bella's mind. He has to communicate like humans with her, without knowing what she's thinking. The result is him being all awkward and messy, which I think is very cute 😅

I think Twilight is such a weird phenomenon. It is very close to the books, like they really did amazingly to film it and keep it the same. But then at the same time they just took out all the inner monologue (which is like most of the books if I remember right), and as a result instead of inner monologuing during those moments when people look at each other and this or that happens, it's just silent staring, no explanation. It makes it SO much weirder than the books tbh. Because I feel like there's a lot more explained in the books. Like when she enters the classroom and he makes a face as if he's constipated. It's her smell that does it, it overwhelms him and he doesn't know if he can control himself because he's never experienced it. They kept the reaction in the film, but gave it zero explanation. So it just looks weird and he looks even weirder than he is in the books. I sometimes can't believe I liked those books as a teen.

I think the main reason all the vampires were attracted towards bella was because was supposedly special. She was the only human they’ve encountered who was immune to vampire powers. That’s why edward was so infatuated with her because she was the only person he’s found who’s mind was not accessible to him. I think the movies just do a really poor job of portraying that

The whole “newborns are stronger than oldies” literally made no sense to me and I’m glad I’m not alone in that

at 10:48 when sis tells Jasper to breathe I laughed and was like "Girl if he breathes bella gon' become a damn happy meal"🤣

Honestly her saying “maybe that’s why they kicked me out” at the Arizona joke made me chuckle💀

twilight soundtrack deserves an oscar tho

no bc bella was actually such a manipulative asshole in the books like when she first meets jacob in the first book, she's like "i'll entertain him & act like i like him so he can give me info🤪" like girl u are 17 and lowkey preying on a 15 year old😭 i really fucking hated their "age gap jokes" bc it makes it really weird when its like "oh... jacob ur so... big now..." like it's giving groomer 😀

The fact that Robert himself hates these movies and the franchise with a PASSIONNNN.😭

Yet it's so cringy, but high-key addicting 😭😭

"It's the skin of someone who shops at Sephora..." Got me on the floor lmaoo

12:40 - GIRL THAT IS A PLOT POINT. It’s why in new moon, Aro reads Edwards’s mind and sees how much her blood appeals to every him and every Vampire. The Volturi have sufficient self-control that they don’t immediately pick up on it, but once Aro reads Edwards mind he even says ‘It makes me thirsty;how can you stand to be that close to her’

watching bella talk in these movies was probably the most painful part

The actors being embarrassed that they did this movie makes it even funnier

The werewolf beef with the Cullens is because the close proximity to vampires is what activates the change in them. If the there were no vampires around then they would stay human. Jacob gets pissed off in New Moon when he realizes that even though the Cullens left Forks he still turned because Laurent and Victoria were still snooping around.

New moon is high key the best twilight movie it’s got the best soundtrack, It makes me feel the most emotions. Honestly you can’t go wrong there.

Bella in New Moon: punches a werewolf and her hand is fine. Bella in Eclipse: punches a werewolf and breaks her hand.

Charlie and Alice solos the entire franchise, fight me😬😬

i made my stepmom watch the first two movies with me and i can say it was an amazing experience to force someone to go through what i went through.

I forgot how cringey Twilight is but it's also so addicting

The fact the entire family just abandoned Bella, Bella going into a depression spiral and basically using Jacob, then Jacob saving her stupid ass from drowning only for Alice to RANDOMLY show up cus she had a vision of Bella dying and then call Jacob and his pack a bunch of wet mutts after being told JACOB LITERALLY SAVED HER LIFE and Bella just running with Alice to Italy cus Edward wanted to cease existence like he aint leave her will always get on my nerves

Carlisle and Charlie were the best and deserved their own romantic arc. Periodt.

growing up is literally becoming team carlisle

When I was in hs my boyfriend said we needed to see a “girl movie” and a “boy movie”. I didn’t really care but he picked Twilight and then proceeded to get more into it than I did.

They should’ve seriously made Rosalie’s story it’s own movie like they had to much potential in eclipse to do that she could’ve had her own mf movie !!!!!!! Raise your hand if you agreeee 🙋🏻‍♀️

BELLA WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN LOCA

We all know that Charlie and Carlisle was the real main characters

“This is the skin of a killer” … “na that’s the skin of someone who shops at Sephora” … that line took me tf out 😂😂😂

Honestly tho, these are the kinda movies you get embarrassed / second hand embarrassment while watching even by yourself. But its also the movie franchise you have a movie marathon with your friends where you all know the quotes and literally die of laughter. Its so bad its good 😌

edward looking like flashback marry, bella acting like shes on drugs, and her dad's cluelessness, there was just too much but too little going on 😭

I honestly would love to get a bunch of fans together to rewrite twilight so that bella and the other characters arents so terrible and change choices and actions.

Edward being alive for like over 100 years & having absolutely NO self control to keep is secret is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😭

Bella thinking Jake has killed people and confronting him about it while giving Edward a pass has the same flavor as Mike Wheeler calling Eleven a superhero after she broke a kid's arm but then getting upset about Angela. 💀

“That’s the skin of somebody who shops at Serphora” had me wheezing

Yet Another Fun Fact: ‘Twilight’ inspired EL James to write ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (called something else then) on her Blackberry Phone.

They explain in the books, her blood smells extremely good and James wanted her so bad because 1) her blood 2) he saw the chase and lived for it and 3) he is the reason why alice was a vampire and wanted bella in exchange

James doesn't care about Bella. All he cares about is the fact that Edward will be protecting her with all he has. And that makes the hunt exciting for James. He's in it for the challenge.

As embarassing as the movie is, it'll never not remain my 13 y/o self's ultimate guilty pleasure.

When I read the books some of the lore was unironically really good? Not the sparkling part, but the lore about the Volturi? I really wished they could have expanded on that, because I was really curious about the workings of covens and stuff instead of just cryptic lines and Bree dying

The Cullens moving mountains for Bella kind of makes sense if you think about it. They're all couples (Esme and Carlisle, Alice and Jasper, Emmet and Rosalie). Edward is the only one who's been alone for 100 YEARS. Bella was the only girl that made him feel something and that makes her important for them.

I think everyone was so obsessed with Bella from the jump because she’s the daughter of the Police Chief in a small town- And Charlie was known to talk about her a lot.

bestie i'm so confused. you didn't have to have a vampire phase to appreciate the late 2000s rosetta stone of the tumblr sad gworl that was ms. meyer's magnum opus. these books and movies changed my brain chemistry

give jacob a damn treat for the sake of his damn sanity

every time u call edward reasonable i cant help but laugh

Petition to have a twilight remake but with Charlie's perspective

the way i cackled when she started singing the dream song 😭😭

After I heard that the author was a Mormon, this movie's plot and their personalities made so much more sense. Especially the part about no s*x before marriage.

The part where you sang the "Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream" song was so ironic when the fact that the actor that sang it was actually the same guy who plays Jacob 😭

Nothing makes me laugh more than Bella googling book stores to find out more about vampires than actually googling vampires to begin with 😂

4:28 As someone who’s been the new student, the unwanted attention is real.

Nahh cuz the real crime in eclipse was that no one mentioned that JASPER WAS IN THE CONFEDERATE ARMY-

edward is the definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss

so jacob and his people are super wary of the cullens and vampires in general because their presence triggers the werewolf gene, forcing them to go through those transformations (jakobs anger issues are caused by the wolf thing) and adjust their whole life to it, esp with the whole imprinting thing that is basically enslaving them to a person. so he hates them because they are those super rich people who could choose to live ANYWHERE but they settled in forks, even though they knew what that would mean for the native people. and bella is basically addicted to the cullens, since they’re vampires and all and she was kind of going through withdrawal when edward left her, alice showing up caused her to snap right back into the addiction though. so from jakobs perspective he saw this girl he likes being drawn in by the people who were actively kinda destroying his life and just not giving a fuck about any of that, supporting there every move, almost getting herself killed multiple times in the process and then actually dying and becoming one of them. so the cullens robbed him and so many others of the chance to live a normal life. but as of that isn’t enough they have their little demon baby which he imprints on and is from that moment bound to the cullens, again the people he hates for (from his perspective) destroying his life, till the day he dies. idk i think it’s reasonable that he wouldn’t like them all that much (oh and the fact that they all had the nerve to insult him over the wolf thing like they weren’t the cause for it?) see, i was team edward too cause he’s pretty and rich and all that but then i watched a lot of those tiktoks that kind of explained the whole saga and i’m left with this whole bunch of useless knowledge that changed my perspective

The ONE time Jacob speaks in his native language, the people behind the closed captions got lazy. BOOOOOO!! 😡

This story would be interesting if Bella was like buffy the vampire slayer, girl spend the entire saga without learning the basic of self defense she's literally a marble statue with pants

My 70 year old aunt used to keep these movies on loop in the background when she was trying to go to sleep bc she knew them so well. 😂

I love how you were talking about how it didn’t make sense that the young vampires were the strongest. On the other hand these vampires are out here sparkling in the sun sooo they were not trying to make sense

Jacob was just forcing Bella to be polyamorous. 💀💀💀 Bella was being stupid as always Edward was just.........................................

We appreciate whenever you post. It makes us all excited in some way.

“I like to watch you sleep, it’s…fascinating” girl what-😭

Personally, I love the Twilight movies because it captured such a comfort with its aesthetic, score and soundtrack. Edward swinging around with Bella in the trees?? Feels like a wanna do it Whenever the vampire are running?? I just love it Were the source material problematic and had multiple writting issues and plot/character/world building inconsistency & idiotic movements? Yes Were the movie any better? In some areas but it was still problematic and not strong strong its characterand plot writting(especially the villains). Had this franchise had writers that were able to compose an intriguing and healthy relationship between vampire and human, Bella facing consequences of becoming a new born( being the most uncontrollablevamp around blood) , her struggling with her decision due to seeing Edward's true nature ( ie: like that moment in New Moon where I wished it was Edward that attacked her and not jasper. His disappearance would've hold more weight plus Bella would've seen the nature of a vampire and questions if she really wanted that). Additionally, have three dimensional characters that were as interesting as the main characters and created a compelling plot, this franchise would've been respected amongst the general public because of its unique take and addition to the vampire/werewolf lore Ps - it didn't make sense that Rosalie was the one that lost control during Bella's pregnancy because according to the books, she was the most controlled newborn and vampire. She killed the men that SA her but didn't drink their blood bcs she didn't want them to be apart of her, and she carried a bear attacked bloody Emmet from the woods to Carlisle and didn't taste his blood

Fun fact, during new moon edward was trying (and failing) to track Victoria and traced her down south through Texas and to Brazil. Her going south was her trying to learn from southern covers like Maria's how to form a newborn army.

i feel like watching a movie with you would be soo hilarious your reactions are always gold

9:34 “This is the skin of a killer.” “That’s the skin of somebody that shops at Sephora.” 😂

‘THATS THE SKIN OF SOMEBODY WHO SHOPS AT SEPHORA’ HELP-

The way you immediately value Charlie as the best character thank you and goodnight

Edward's bombastic sideburns are the main character of eclipse

most reviews end up with Jacob being liked at first and by the end they get annoyed its so funny to me. i don't plan on watching this series but that's just so fun to me

Carlisle and Bella had wayyyy more chemistry than her and Edward

what a coincidence that i also just watched all the twilight movies for the first time, and now i see this video

When people say it's a better relationship then edward and bella they mean it

the way I used to eat these movies up and now I’m just like…what is this..😭😭

PLEASE THE RING 💀 The first time I saw it on screen in the movie I said out loud "ooh, that's an ugly ass ring" and then he said it was his mother's 💀💀 truly bringing chaos upon myself

The only thing I love about twilight is Alice's hair, that's my dream haircut

Oh girl, you are so damn lucky this franchise didn’t even cross your mind. Everything I’ve learned about this franchise was against my will, lmao.

Jacob is an anomorph who can become an animal at will while actual werewolves have no control over their change once the full moon is out

I didn’t know what the hype was about Twilight and it wasn’t until 2 years ago that I finally watched the trilogy and I found that it had taken years off of my life 😂😂

Girl, this video was EXACTLY what I needed today. You're a real one, love the vids

This movie : a waste of energy Jacob: 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 ALICE: ❤️👑 Edit: i love you girl like your your literally the living example of what i want in a best friend. A gorgeous, funny, amazing, talented, generous, intelligent, calm, into movies, has a cool room, iconic, what i WISH i looked like, orignal, even if you are not relevint or popular i will be here, your inspirational, your cool, your the best movie reacting youtuber im not over exaggerating, your so cool like how are you still single they dont know what their missing, your beatiful inside and out and know that i will always support you. And if your ever sad read this commet or do something that you like and know your amazing. -random loyal fan.

12:40 funny you say that, because that IS a thing in the books! In Midnight Sun, Edward mentions she naturally attracts people to her side, even without doing anything. He feels protective of her when he sees girls being fake around her.

I can't keep laughing at these jort jokes like I'm not wearing them while watching

fun fact: robbie patty actually hates twilight 🤭

twilight is literally a confusing comedy… like i am so done with the movies I CANT 💀💀

The twilight saga is my comfort series. I love to watch it and make fun of it the whole time. It’s camp atp for me

“There should’ve been a plot point where we know she has special blood or something” THEY DID JUST NOT TIL THE LAST DAMN MOVIE 😂😂