I Really Need My Children To Be Ugly. Jordan Makin

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Ай бұрын

I really need my children to be ugly, or at least thats how Jordan Makin feels in this clip from his third Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Jordan talks about the one rule he has for his children, and why he thinks that rule is important. Whether you're someone who needs ugly children, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Jordan Makin is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@windsongshf Ай бұрын

My mom was beautiful. My dad not so much. I look a lot like my dad. His name was Wendel. RIP dad.

@jordmakin Ай бұрын

❤❤

@windsongshf Ай бұрын

@@jordmakin ☺🖖

@georginaparamo4129 Ай бұрын

Yeah, your right. 😲

@dovie2blue Ай бұрын

"Hot kids" is a phrase that shouldn't be spoken aloud.

@spencerdunn6933 Ай бұрын

How else am I gonna indicate if I find them attractive? Would you prefer if I said sexy instead?

@amberotl5276 Ай бұрын

@@spencerdunn6933 good looking? facially favored?

@spencerdunn6933 Ай бұрын

@@amberotl5276 petite and pretty? Delightfully delectable? A quinceanera cocktail? I'll call em whatever you want me to, as long as you let me near em.

@spencerdunn6933 Ай бұрын

@@amberotl5276petite and pretty? Delightfully delectable? I'll call em whatever you want me to, as long as you let me close enough they can feel my hot breath on their neck when I say it.

@spencerdunn6933 Ай бұрын

@@amberotl5276petite and pretty? Delightfully delectable? I'll call em whatever you want me to, as long as you let me near em.

@jasminjeopary Ай бұрын

I was one of those kids that didn't fit in, but I wasn't ugly, I'm socially awkward. I never could figure out the rules of engagement. I did find my match though, so all is good. And my kids are average I'd say. They were the kids that floated through school undetected, not bullied, but not poplular. It was perfect😊

@jordmakin Ай бұрын

Well done ❤

@user-uw8bo3fs9w Ай бұрын

"Keep your chins up." Haha. Peed my pants.

@jordmakin Ай бұрын

I like this guy!

@SOPH-cw7gw Ай бұрын

Hmm.. you look… familiar.

@rgnestle Ай бұрын

@@SOPH-cw7gw Dang it! I was going to say that! :)

@vashmatrix5769 Ай бұрын

He co-hosts a podcast that isn't too bad 😉

@RMBlake007 Ай бұрын

Ha, good one Jordan. I like you too! Great bit.

@jordmakin Ай бұрын

@@vashmatrix5769 hey thanks!

@dianesimeone8667 Ай бұрын

News flash, you could be good looking and kids would still say that bc you’re old!😂

@Niki-mp8qe Ай бұрын

Funny enough im ugly and had a whole childhood of bullying and thank the heavens my boy turned out to be a looker and one with a good heart too, he is right though how can a good looking person have a terrible day, they get everything they want lol

@mikejettusa Ай бұрын

If that little tiny picture is any indication of what you look like now, then everyone has hope of someday being Hot 🔥🔥🔥 You are not ugly.

@jmar478 Ай бұрын

I think she may be fishing for a complement 😏 @@mikejettusa

@edithdlp8045 Ай бұрын

I have good looking in highschool and never was bullied or had a bad day. Kids can be mean sometimes, that is why I rsised my kids to never bully others.

@Niki-mp8qe Ай бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 most definitely

@Niki-mp8qe Ай бұрын

@@mikejettusa filters work wonders, I did grow into myself a bit though mid 20s

@rosel-m8664 9 күн бұрын

Totally relatable and funny!

@adrianalamore Ай бұрын

I don't know what hot kids need!? Lmfaoooooo

@pelletfunner6701 Ай бұрын

Very fun!!!❤

@AlexMcC-qm2tg Ай бұрын

I'm fairly certain that Chris Hanson is trolling this comment section right now😂

@jefffredrickson9318 Ай бұрын

Yep going by the name of dovey2blue above in the comments!

@jacnjoe Ай бұрын

The chins got me 😂

@terfalicious Ай бұрын

Love a ginger!

@jordmakin Ай бұрын

Aww thank you!

@edithdlp8045 Ай бұрын

My son and daughter are gorgeous but so annoying. They always claim they had a bad day at school. I was beautiful once and know that's not true.

@williambilyeu9801 Ай бұрын

I am ugly too, though I was not bullied and am well remembered and thought of by classmates. My children are beautiful and wonderful, and I am very happy with them. 😊😅😂👍

@franklopeziilmtmti603 Ай бұрын

Well remembered and thought of, do you know why? Because you more than likely had/have an awesome personality and showed up on your children. AWESOME!

@williambilyeu9801 Ай бұрын

@@franklopeziilmtmti603 Basically, I was a devoted reader, did well on most tests, and knew martial arts (which my older brother taught), but everyone remembers me. Some of the respect may have been for older brothers, father, and mother. At class reunions, everyone recognizes me.

@carolsmith5397 Ай бұрын

Sad that anyone believes they are ugly. Have you not seen celebrities BEFORE make up? There are things we can all do to look more attractive.

@RavenMobile Ай бұрын

I find makeup makes people look uglier.

@jordmakin Ай бұрын

Buying some makeup now

@latrelle6655 Ай бұрын

@@RavenMobilethat’s a lie. Bad makeup, looks bad. Good make up goes from good to gorgeous. Knock it off.

@Seetiyan Ай бұрын

Some people exaggerate and don't know how good they actually look. But some people really ARE ugly, though.

@1bestfriend2u18 Ай бұрын

This is definitely original material.I've never heard anybody say anything that's crazy

@jordmakin Ай бұрын

Pure craziness straight from my brain

@maryj7423 Ай бұрын

True story, my mom and dad were HOT and I'm like middle school female version of what would happen if Woody Allen and Tutankhamen had a kid, AND they had NO advice for me!!!! It was horrible.

@tappachaw4067 Ай бұрын

Keep your chins up... ahahahahaha

@mimio008 Ай бұрын

Man the hot guy's accent 😂

@gladysjohnson1049 Ай бұрын

Actually, whenever I see someone considered exceptionally attractive or with PHYSICAL attributes, 😢 I'm often sad for them, for instance this skit says it all, the father won't consider or acknowledge he truly had a bad day, usually because the kid DOESN'T have a mirror in front of him/her to be reminded of others' shallow assessment of his/her true character. They are automically dismissed and not taken seriously by everyone who is seeing what he DOESN'T see. That's really botched up, that platonic, esthetic, and shallow are the "daily do". Of course they have it tougher, being shut down, ignored, overlooked, silenced & censored. It's a grave injustice to be attractive. Not easy one bit. From a distance, If it's not bullying, it's sexual objectfying or worse. They are sub existant based on how they were born. That's tragic. Imagine having that compounded amongst a minority commuity.

@Manotheginger Ай бұрын

I am ginger too ☺️🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

@peacetoall1858 Ай бұрын

Is it better to be ugly or fugly?

@heyheyhey40 Ай бұрын

It doesn’t matter what this guy needs; he doesn’t have a choice. I’m sure his kids will look like him, so he doesn’t have to worry about them not being ugly.

@PeaceJourney... Ай бұрын

Better to be ugly on the outside than the inside, he already has someone that made marriage vows with him😊

@Celeste-in-Oz Ай бұрын

He is making jokes for people to have fun with. You’re just being mean.

@heyheyhey40 Ай бұрын

@@PeaceJourney... Well, hopefully the kids will look like her.

@jordmakin Ай бұрын

@@heyheyhey40 no keep them ugly like me. please respect my wishes

@ilangilang7185 Ай бұрын

@@heyheyhey40 you must be very attractive to have that attitude.

@Bob-bb3ur Ай бұрын

Watch, freedom to chains by Paul Harvey

@valeriepeaesy5273 Ай бұрын

A gingerbread girl is always hot!😊

@spencerdunn6933 Ай бұрын

I personally prefer attractive children but to each his own. I bet the parents miss the ugly ones less.

@marycook1644 4 күн бұрын

Empty nest syndrome won’t bother them ! 🪹

@DChase-ie4dd Ай бұрын

This is weird, 'hot friends' referring to minors. You've got to change the terminology.

@jordmakin Ай бұрын

I refuse to!

@MladenVukadinovic Ай бұрын

You are too sensitive. It is very clear what author is saying

@roysnelson8613 Ай бұрын

You are right. No you are not too sensitive. Hot means sexy. Period.

@jordmakin Ай бұрын

@@roysnelson8613 Agreed!

@roysnelson8613 Ай бұрын

Maybe he somehow doesn't realize what he is saying, but here is what he is saying. Copied and pasted from dictionary. ADJECTIVE If you describe someone as hot, you mean that they are sexually attractive or sexually desirable