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Rest In Peace our boy the man the myth the legend Ashton, he never cap just like Abe Lincoln.

I thought I was the druggy fuck up of the family but my guy you make me feel like Jesus

I swear I read “I sold my dad for ketamine”

Amount of times Goblin says "RIGHT": 74

Shoutout to Cody’s mom for what she’s been through

the biggest fiend moment I had was when I drove around to the outside book exchange boxes and stole all the books to sell for a 20 sac...

When I seen tha title I had to click on it asap💀

Goblin gang, I’m not doing good boys. My depression is taking me even lower. I swear I’m taking my pills, I just keep going lower in my trench.

The saddest title in yt history 💀

Goblin was just the man we all wanted to be but most were too scared, mans not only does this shit, mans tells the stories!

shirt idea: dude with bowling balls as eyes and caption rolling and bowling or something i'm not very good at punch lines but the bowling balls would represent what your pupils look like when you roll

Back in the day we would steal graphing calculators from school and pawn them

Summer 2016: Best time ever.

i knew... I KNEW he would say it would be a hoot and a holler

I have a job interview tomorrow but ya know goblins vids are a must watch

Could already tell this is boutta to be a banger lets get it

Lifes been pretty fucked up but atleast I can binge watch these funny ass stories truly a hoot and a holler

If you got anything above just a single burger at five guys (combo, Cajun fries, etc) there went at least half of your $75 lmao 😂

goblin always our here thinking he fully grown and that highschool was soooooooooooooooo long ago

Bruh I sold my dads car for 2 ounces deadass

“Feinin off my rocker”😭🙌

Please don’t ever change the time u drop ur vids cause it’s always the perfect time

Wait if you never used your Xbox why didn’t you just sell the Xbox and keep the tv 😂

I’ve been too geeked to watch all the trap house tales so this is nice

Aye goblin love the videos dude keep up the good work💯

Good to see u monitized man

I literally roared at the title 😭

I swear this is my favorite KZfaqr for me to be coming back to 1 year old videos.

Goblin a legend dropping BANGAS

Ayeeeeee it’s a banger as always 🔥🔥

12:18 the bang is perfectly timed with the gameplay

Man I really feel for the peeps who not as fortunate to buy as much drugs as they want.

totally worth the extra wait for part 6

Goblin I gotta say my guy u tell a good story I’ve been binging them

Gob coming in clutch as usual🔥🔥

Saw this title and had to watch instantly keep up the good shit

u da goat gob had to click on the notification

Every sentence is so facts , did we all live the same childhood bro 😭😭😭

Your dad was so angry he made 15 accounts to dislike this

2 years later and this one is still a damn banger

These are the type of videos I live to see from you

Already can tell this will be a CLASSIC banger

I see goblin upload I get happy very simple

PS2 has the magic I need that current gens don't have lol I wish I still had it id get so stoned and go on nostalgic trip ♥️ you're the best KZfaqr ever

The best part is these story’s keep coming 😆

Last time i was this early my dad hadnt left yet

Ay bro love the vids keep the good shit up

Stole his TV and consider him the asshole for getting pissed

Captions to these vids are always great lol

Truly best KZfaqd love you man

Biggest fien moment is when I had just smoked all my weed while matching with friends, took the bus home and hopped off the bus that dropped me off 20 blocks away from my house late on a rainy night. the closest bus to my house wasnt running due to how late it was so i had to take that one. i had no weed, nicotine, or money and had to go on a road trip within the next 1-2 days. Anyways, I didn't wanna walk all that way at all. I hopped of the bus and saw a bike rack, searching for a miracle i then saw a bike that had no bike lock on it. i got on it and rode it the 20 blocks home and right as i got home i posted the bike on a sell/trade app. the next hour, some teen with his fam bought it for $60, very late at night for some reason. the next morning i bought weed, wraps, cigarettes, and the rest on food and had a blast with my cousin on the road trip.

ty for the idea gob, good looks

Got stoned for the first time after probation so got no tolerance 👌 was way too high and this popped up and the high is amazing

Summer 16 was legendary for anyone born before 03

What else is better than playing Madden high asf, ice cold Bev next to you listening to some Goblin late at night? Exactly. Nothing

I laughted so hard man, it reminded me of my younger days, i pawned so much shit cause of adderal.

This guy is literally me in my youth 🤣 I stopped in the middle of what i was doing at work just to comment. "That TV WAS GONE BRO" 😆

BRUHHHH i didnt know u had the ket shirt inna hoodie when im not broke imma cop one‼️

Already know it’s gonna be a hoot n ah holler😤

Ive been going back through your videos trying to watch thrm all. At this point ive almost made it like a lightweight mission for myself lol. What makes your stories even more relatable to me is that you live in Illinois and i live in Northwest Indiana by Gary only 15 minutes from Chicago so its nice to know that you are close. I have some hella crazystories as well. Lets just say there isnt a single drug i havent tried. I was a heroin addict for a long time. I also love crack also but when i think of someones drug of choice and i ask them what it is, i tell them to think of the one drug you would pick if you can only pick one and for me thats heroin, crack being second

Man said right 10000000 times bro 😂. Love u goblin ur vids are fuckinh bangers. Keep the good work up man

This guy is funny on his stories. I am older but I really enjoy hearing his stories. I don't know if they are true but he sure makes them very interesting. Lol

Trippin face and I’m here for this

You are god tier Goblin, nah you are Gob-tier. Above god. All hail the man!

a hoot and a holler ! A true banger if you will : the time I pawned my dads shyt to buy dopeeee . Looooool

Goblin’s ketamine advertisement+merch drop

Goblin summer 2016 is the definition of a movie

oh god this is gonna be such a hoot and probably an even bigger holler

Hell of a late night banger

New shirt is perfect goblin

Late night uploads best uploads

“i went over to his house, im hittin licks”😭😭😭 fucking amazing

a backflip? like does he flip and land on his back or does he just fall on his back?

Goblin dude you say “right” about 200 times this episode

Duudeee I can relate to the Dad situation so hard 🤦‍♂️😂😭

HOOT AND A HOLLER A TRUE BANGER

I didn’t think of it right away man but shiiiit I knew when ur dad went in ur room DONT LOOK OVER WHERE TV SHOULDA BEEN😭 shoulda jus looked at him then the opposite direction I’m high af tho preciate the vids💯🤣

This is how many people respect Ashton for the stories he created 👌

He says right att the end off 40% of all hes sentences 😂😂

baked rn, thanks for the entertainment

im glad goblin is just like me with my dad it makes me feal better tbh but hes also like me with my mom

"I started theory crafting" 🤣🤣🤣

an OG banger hoot

Gob getting better at making these titles 💀

Love this channel

Someone please photoshop a picture with 100 people wearing his merch and send it to him lmao

insane how this was in my recommended on fathers day 😭

Yo bro I got five guys today

A hoot and a holler indeed goblin, but still not the trap house takes part 6

I used to fiend like this for MCAT. My worst moment was selling my Honda cbr

Laughing soooooo fuckin hard right now ashton is the best 😂😂😂

Could already tell this was a hoot and a holler by the title alone

Bro when’s goblin gonna run out of stories?😂

7:00 my man really went kermit there for a sec

The thumbnails are the best

U need to make these into lil podcast so I can jus listen to em.

Ketamine is fun, but just sometimes. No real addiction factor in it for me at least

Love this educational vids👍

Haven't even pressed play but time to whip the torch and thrax out